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Moondust is still a problem.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Moondust.

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Run your body right.

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Run your body right.

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Here it comes.

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A Montecito.

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Handheld gaming devices.

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All right.

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All right.

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A Montecito.

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A Grim Reaper.

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A Werewolf.

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A Battle.

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A Zombie.

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Man Say.

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Man Say.

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A Battle.

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Don't be afraid.

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Don't have no faith.

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Gonna tell the world.

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Make your mistakes.

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As long as there'll be music.

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We'll be coming back again.

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Handheld gaming devices.

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Nobody move please.

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Everybody.

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Everybody.

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Just stay quiet.

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Your body right.

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That streets back.

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All right.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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Moon Dust.

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There, we examine it.

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So there's a tag on the key that says Elberton Life Insurance.

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I don't know where this room is, this insurance place is.

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I think there might be a level five of the building that we haven't been.

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Thank you very much there.

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Hi, hi, low life.

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Very, very kind of you there for the tip.

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Would you look at this later, you say, Francis?

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A bit of a gold mine here for you.

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I will do indeed.

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I might even get a chance to look at it on this stream and not later on after the stream.

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That's just, I want to maintain focus, full focus and dedication to this.

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Because the pace is beginning to pick up in a real exciting way.

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That's all I can say.

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There's lads crawling around on the ground outside, ready to maul you.

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Maul crawlers.

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There's big pulsating globules of pus that look like they're dead,

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but then they come to life.

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There's a lot of psychological trauma.

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And this is instantaneous trauma right now.

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Thank you very much there, Pace Jam.

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And we're already being mauled by traumatic dogs with bandages on them.

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What I will do is a quick cursory check of the little map there.

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Larry Schlug, thank you very much for the Michael Burke.

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Or Michal de Berca.

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Whatever way you want to skin that apple, it's fine by me.

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What game are we playing tonight?

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I asked Larry Schlug the same one as last night.

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It is Resident Evil 3, Code Veronica on the PlayStation Super Control deck.

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And you can hear screaming moans of pain from somebody.

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We don't even know who yet.

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But hopefully they're okay.

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They don't sound like they're okay.

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Pace Jam, thank you very much for that tip.

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Very, very kind of you.

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The life insurance key.

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Now, as I recall, we can't go up to level 5 on this situation.

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We have to keep it to 3, I think.

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Thank you very much, Christian Irwin, there for the bog wetting.

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Glad to see you're streaming.

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This is a good little boost, you say.

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Well, look, we will fucking find ourselves in a nice little boost unit very, very soon.

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I go up to 5, and then I try to get out.

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Does it let me out?

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It does.

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It does, Frank.

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It does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does.

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But there's no way, you see.

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I remember coming up to here and getting stuck.

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Last night.

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Pace be with you, and always with you.

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We lift up our games, we give them up to the Lord.

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It is right to give the Lord games.

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He likes to play games.

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And that's, that's a sound that you don't often really hear that much, or indeed are happy to hear, even if it does ever happen.

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It's a bad sound.

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It's a growler.

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And as of yet, we've yet to really encounter a beast that makes that noise.

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We've seen plenty of other.

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Do you know who makes that stuff, and what were they doing at the time?

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Did they, did they corral some wolves and kind of dogs into a room to, to, to record that sound?

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Or were there actual just a load of Japanese lads in a, in a room pretending to be wolf hounds?

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Do you know?

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Do you know?

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Do you know?

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Just imagine that.

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Imagine that scene.

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Doesn't bear thinking about it.

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Mattress make is on the loose, says Tommy.

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Um, I seen a fucking video there.

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You remind me, because there's a fella that looked like Mattress make, and it's, yet again, as I was saying, there was a video there yesterday that was, I was quoting from, I didn't want to play in case, you know, there might have been mental health going on.

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I have a fella that was saying, uh, I've lived and going nine years.

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And this little man, this man's terrier dogs.

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Don't scare me.

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Well, I seen another video there last night.

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I can't believe this one.

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And it was a fella that does look a little bit like Mattress make.

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And he's got a lovely dog and he's in a pub and he starts going on a mad one.

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And he starts kind of going hip hop, using hip hop kind of slang.

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But then also bad words as well.

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Uh, very racist language.

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And, um, you know, it's, it really is insane.

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Uh, I don't want to, fuck, I don't want to put it on though, you know.

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But I, I, but I'll tell you this.

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It had to be, it, it warranted a repeat viewing and then a third viewing.

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And then I'll probably watch it again tonight for a little chuckle before I fall asleep.

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Dogman shouting happened and, yeah, I mean, yeah, people, people know what the story is there.

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People have seen that.

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Teresa Komodo Carmody, thank you very much.

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Now I'm just aimlessly wandering around pissing about here.

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Apologies there for anybody who's interested in the shit hot gameplay that I'm providing.

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It's not that hot just yet.

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But what I will do is move this chat box so I can fucking see it.

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And that's better now.

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I can see that.

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Just couldn't even see if there was any reciprocation going on there.

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And there was copyright content in the last one.

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And what happens when you get that?

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It gets blocked.

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And then what happens?

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You have to remove that.

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And then if you remove the content from the video, it, it removes everything.

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It removes other assets from the video as well, such as the chat replay and all that sort of stuff.

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So then you're just left with a video of a man talking to no one, really, you know?

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No one.

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If you were to watch that, if someone was to watch that back, they'd be like, who's he talked to?

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Thank you very much there for the tip, Colmmeister.

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Very, very kind of you there.

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Just have a quick consultation here with the map and see what we're dealing with.

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I mean, we did set fire to a fucking piece of pork earlier and that gave us something in the picture room.

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The fifth floor is not really where we want to be, I don't think.

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If I can remember correctly, the third is...

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What's this?

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Okay, so this...

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I forget now.

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We're actually in the underworld.

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So let's go to the third floor and chance our arm down there with our life insurance key.

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Because I remember there was a well-to-do kind of office down there that might really be befitting of a life insurance broker.

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Well, to put a bit of loopy juice inside the system there as well, just to keep ourselves tied over.

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I'm on the phone with every fucking studio!

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Sidehatch James, thank you very much.

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Most anticipated game for 25.

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GTA6, Mafia 4, you tell me.

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I've never played any of the Mafias, although I do have them in my possession.

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The trilogy remastered.

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And GTA6...

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Well, I mean, that's...

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It's going to be a letdown in knowing that it'll be out on probably three different consoles over its lifetime.

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So what we end up getting first off is just going to be the shit version.

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Because I can remember when the last one came out and PS3'd it.

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And what's it on?

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PS5 now, you know?

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It's probably running as they want it to run.

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But you should probably just play it anyway, you know?

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Because you don't want to miss out.

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You know the way it is.

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Francis let Tommy know the Bus 21 is free on Epic Games currently.

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Already has it.

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Already has it.

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I don't think he liked it.

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Okay, so the fucking...

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Map, where are we going?

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Where are we going?

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Where are we going?

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Map, map, map.

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Elevator.

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Right there, to the right.

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Nearly got the hand chopped off by the sliding door gate there.

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Three's unavailable.

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What about one?

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What about two, actually?

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And Red Dead 2 stream would be unreal.

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I haven't even played Red Dead 1.

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Red Dead...

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Is it Redemption?

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Is it worth playing that first?

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Or does it even matter at all?

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I mean, of course it doesn't matter.

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It's still going to get into the fucking game.

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It's grand like...

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Grand like...

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So we were...

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We were here.

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We didn't try all the doors.

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There's a left door here.

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Broken.

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Rock your body right. Back streets back. You're shite. You're shite. I'll get to the flood.

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Unless you go down. Remember there was a rope that you used on the fourth floor last night. Just talking to myself here in third person. Remember yesterday when you were fucking doing this?

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I'm waiting for the next big thing to happen in this game so that I can attack a can of hell.

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But I don't want to leave it too late. It's quarter to eight now. Actually I might be better off hitting the hell now.

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Not that I need it or anything. You know, it just feels like it could.

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Yeah, this could be it. I mean when you're hearing screams like that. Conrad, thank you very much.

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You doing a speed run or taking a break from the insanity of the pace? A bit of both. A little bit of both.

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Fucking traumatic already, look. That's where you abseil down in the not underworld version of the place that we're in.

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Your rhetoric will smother you. Liam Rogers, your rhetoric will smother you. Thank you very much for the smothering.

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Smother tonight at nine.

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The soundbite of Worm in a million, Fat Shaggy is an episode of computer chronicles titled the Cody Awards. 1998, I think. 1998.

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Would you consider streaming Metal Gear Solid 3 Remake when it launches next year? Will be a classic. Liam, I will do that. But I mean, could probably be a long time till that comes out. You know, the way these things get delayed. It was meant to be out this year.

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It's actually meant to be out this year. It's actually meant to be out this year. It's actually meant to be out this year now. You know, and Silent Hill Remake was meant to be out this year as well.

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So I wouldn't really fucking put money on it. We know there are some things we do not know. Happening in 25. Thank you very much. Happy birthday, Aisling. Thank you very much for the tip there.

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Will you be rewetting the clock, Mr. Crabbing a little bit of hell into me now before it gets past eight o'clock because I'd say the half life they say of caffeine and all that kind of stuff is six hours.

267
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:23,700
And I think that means how long it lasts after it or how long it takes for it to manifest and work its magic. And this doesn't say anything about caffeine. It just says a load of energy and B vitamins. Oh no it does. High caffeine content.

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Thank you very much.

269
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Thank you very much Niall. And Big Red. Very very kind of you.

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Will the uncle ever go back to driving the bus?

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I'll ask him later. He's just running errands at the moment. Getting a few messages before the supermarket closes there in town.

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But I mean look he wants to. He wants to do this. But I mean...

273
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Different things happened you know. A few incidents. A couple of tribunals.

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You know he's never... He was never...

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Held to...

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You know...

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Account for it. Not that I'm saying he should have been. But he was...

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They didn't find him liable for some of those incidents. That's... That's all I will say. I don't want to get it. I don't want to be speaking on his behalf or anything like that.

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But you see him there was a couple of times when...

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You know the pressure got to him.

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And that pressure...

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Manifested itself...

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You know in the bus.

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Unfortunately...

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Getting to its destination. Let's not forget it got to its destination.

286
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But some people did die.

287
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Do you know?

288
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But he's a good guy.

289
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You know?

290
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Do you know? But he's a good guy. The third floor is untouched as of yet. There's no way to get there, though.

291
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Emergency staircase. Thank you very much there. You're filthy. There's an emergency staircase. We tried the sixth. Have we tried the sixth?

292
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The sixth.

293
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Thank you very much there. Boston Scientific. I was thinking if you just hammer the fucking six, it'll let you go, but it won't.

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Give my best to Tom. I will do. Thank you very much there. Boston Scientific. An anti-Trockner. Harlech House. Apartment 302. Proceed with extreme prejudice. Somebody said there that Harlech House was inspired by Paul Murray. And I was wondering who that is. Were they referring to someone who let me know about that place in the tip?

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Or the author of the book, The Bee Sting, which I haven't read, but it's a big, chunky book. And I'm currently using it to prop up a monitor, but I've heard it's brilliant.

296
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And maybe I'm maybe I will read it when I eventually venture back to reading books, which is just a foreign concept to me at this stage. It's been quite a while since I've done that.

297
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But I mean, was that house mentioned in a book of his or something? Skellington, thank you very much for the tip. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. That's great stuff.

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And Niall, will you? Oh yeah, the uncle won't. Yeah, I'll ask him to let you know about that bus situation, but we really just don't know. That's, that's, that's the only thing I can give you at the moment.

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You're asking a lot of me here at the moment.

300
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Computer games.

301
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Tim Reedy. Thank you very much, Tim Reedy. Very kind of you.

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I just am disgusted with the way Silent Hill has hit a fucking speed bump right here, right now. Unless that's that first floor door locked there, down there. Right here, look.

303
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Does that mean I have a key for that?

304
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Elberton Life Insurance. It's the first. We need to go down to the first.

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The pace is back.

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Don't ever, ever think otherwise.

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You'd be fool.

308
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You'd be folly to think otherwise.

309
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And you would be a fool.

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Alright?

311
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I prefer saying, you'd be fool.

312
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,640
Instead of even saying, you'd be foolish.

313
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Yes.

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Save scum.

315
00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:56,240
Now Higgins isn't simple.

316
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Some stuff, I, I can't really

317
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vouch for what's gonna happen.

318
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You know it's Silent Hill, there's gonna be some

319
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traumatic stuff. A lot of stuff

320
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,140
is gonna happen. People might need some

321
00:25:06,140 --> 00:25:07,260
counselling after this.

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The hell is beginning to

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work its way into the bloodstream now.

324
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It's gone into the stomach.

325
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It's gone down

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the esophagus

327
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in

328
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to the main chamber.

329
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:20,980
It's right there now.

330
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,680
Dwayne Chambers.

331
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And it's being absorbed

332
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into the stomach.

333
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Into the bloodstream.

334
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It might have even gone

335
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,100
because it's a liquid.

336
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I'm not sure.

337
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Does that go straight into the

338
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duodenum then, does it?

339
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,700
Because you'd imagine it would

340
00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,260
with it not really being

341
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solid food stuff

342
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,240
that needs to be

343
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worked.

344
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Is there anybody,

345
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anybody in the chat there

346
00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:47,620
that can tell me there?

347
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:47,920
I mean,

348
00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:49,600
there's usually somebody that knows

349
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:50,360
something, no?

350
00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:51,780
I would like to know

351
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before I go on

352
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:53,800
what happens to a drink

353
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,340
like that.

354
00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:55,040
I mean, I'm feeling,

355
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:55,940
I'm feeling it.

356
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,160
I'm feeling the hype.

357
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,200
I'm feeling the vibe.

358
00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:03,400
Filtered out by the kidneys.

359
00:26:03,780 --> 00:26:05,400
Is there a doctor in the chat?

360
00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:06,160
Do we have

361
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,500
that caliber of professional

362
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:09,840
watching these streams?

363
00:26:12,540 --> 00:26:13,640
I suppose you'd be,

364
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:14,600
you'd probably,

365
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,360
if you are a doctor,

366
00:26:17,420 --> 00:26:18,580
you're probably busy as fuck

367
00:26:18,580 --> 00:26:19,700
and not watching streams.

368
00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:22,640
And rightly so.

369
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:23,560
I wouldn't want to be

370
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:24,300
going to a doctor

371
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:24,880
and they're watching

372
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,000
a fucking stream of me.

373
00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:30,220
I'd want them to be

374
00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:31,680
interested in my ailment.

375
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,620
But listen to that there.

376
00:26:40,340 --> 00:26:41,000
Big Red,

377
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:41,720
thank you very much.

378
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:42,940
The speed run is on you.

379
00:26:43,180 --> 00:26:43,820
You say,

380
00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:44,220
look,

381
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:45,480
I'm just happy

382
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,480
that we found

383
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,960
the life insurance building

384
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,260
and that the speed run

385
00:26:49,260 --> 00:26:50,040
could continue

386
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,220
because for a while there,

387
00:26:52,220 --> 00:26:53,120
it was touch and go.

388
00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:57,920
It goes straight

389
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,520
into the pituitary gland,

390
00:26:59,680 --> 00:26:59,980
says

391
00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:01,200
mean,

392
00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:02,020
meemal.

393
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:02,320
Now,

394
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,860
you could be having me on,

395
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:04,500
you could be lying

396
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:04,940
because

397
00:27:04,940 --> 00:27:07,300
is the pituitary gland

398
00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:08,760
not there

399
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:09,180
in the middle

400
00:27:09,180 --> 00:27:10,060
of your fucking head?

401
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,660
Or is that your third eye?

402
00:27:14,180 --> 00:27:15,180
Or is that your,

403
00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:17,160
your chakra?

404
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,420
That's pineal gland,

405
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:20,720
is it?

406
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,000
So where's the pituitary?

407
00:27:25,140 --> 00:27:25,600
Is that in,

408
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:28,720
where's the,

409
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:29,780
where's the pituitary?

410
00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:32,700
There's 28 of them.

411
00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:36,220
half you very much.

412
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:37,260
Thank you very much.

413
00:27:37,980 --> 00:27:39,380
Take her easy on the caffeine.

414
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:40,400
Too much is bad crack.

415
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,280
Don't I know it?

416
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,320
I shouldn't even be having that.

417
00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:42,920
I don't even know

418
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:43,760
what I'm playing at.

419
00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:46,260
What do you want to do it?

420
00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:48,780
So now I'll supplement that.

421
00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:51,420
I'll supplement that with a berry blast vitamin water drink

422
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,120
that doesn't have any caffeine

423
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,820
and it has Rui Boss tea

424
00:27:54,820 --> 00:27:56,380
and ginseng extract,

425
00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:58,740
which I think is a bit better for you.

426
00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:13,180
It doesn't even matter anymore where the pituitary gland lies.

427
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,340
We've established that it goes straight to the duodenum.

428
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:18,360
Johnny bollocks.

429
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,040
Thank you very much for the tip.

430
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,520
Do you drink beer?

431
00:28:22,940 --> 00:28:24,000
Not in a while.

432
00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:25,840
Haven't drank in quite a while.

433
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,880
Went heavy on it there,

434
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,320
maybe.

435
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:30,620
And had to stop.

436
00:28:30,780 --> 00:28:33,420
Had to end that relationship

437
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:34,340
and it was

438
00:28:34,340 --> 00:28:36,440
because it was getting out of hand.

439
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,280
It was actually creeping into the streams.

440
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,940
I don't know if anybody saw that there.

441
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,980
Maybe one of the last streams I did,

442
00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:43,880
somebody was saying,

443
00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:45,240
how do you drink

444
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,500
so fast

445
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,200
and all that kind of stuff

446
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,660
without getting heartburn?

447
00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:51,260
And I was saying,

448
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,020
it's grand, man.

449
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:52,880
What are you on about?

450
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:54,140
Well,

451
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,980
something,

452
00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:57,460
something fucking

453
00:28:57,460 --> 00:28:58,700
switched

454
00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:00,100
from that moment on

455
00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:00,960
and it went

456
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,040
bad style downhill

457
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,320
really fast

458
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,660
and it had to be fucking stopped.

459
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,300
So I haven't had it in a while

460
00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:08,820
and I was thinking,

461
00:29:08,940 --> 00:29:10,040
I'll use Christmas as

462
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,100
the next time

463
00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:12,740
to get really rat-arsed.

464
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:14,680
But now I'm just looking at that as,

465
00:29:14,860 --> 00:29:16,740
I don't even know if I will, you know.

466
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:19,560
But I remember this,

467
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,680
it became a problem

468
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,840
and nobody was saying it was a problem.

469
00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:25,640
Maybe some people were saying it was a problem

470
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,200
and I was saying,

471
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:26,900
it's not a problem,

472
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:27,480
it's fine.

473
00:29:27,860 --> 00:29:29,160
But I know it's a problem

474
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,780
when I was flicking a coin on a,

475
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,580
literally on a stream,

476
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:34,800
flicking a coin going,

477
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:35,900
if it's heads,

478
00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:37,240
I'll stay and keep streaming.

479
00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:38,340
If it's tails,

480
00:29:38,780 --> 00:29:40,260
I'm going to nip to the off-license

481
00:29:40,260 --> 00:29:41,220
and get some tisky.

482
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,000
And then I remember the joy

483
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,140
and happiness

484
00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:47,440
of seeing the tails

485
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,200
when it landed.

486
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:48,580
you know?

487
00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:50,160
And I held it up

488
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:50,860
and it was tails.

489
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:51,820
You know,

490
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:52,440
when you're actually,

491
00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:55,060
when you're stopping a fucking stream

492
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:57,080
and pausing it to go to the off-license,

493
00:29:57,540 --> 00:29:58,360
that's not a bad,

494
00:29:58,540 --> 00:29:59,640
that's not a good situation,

495
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:00,300
I was going to say.

496
00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,380
It's not a good situation.

497
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,180
You need to,

498
00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:04,460
you need to have

499
00:30:04,460 --> 00:30:07,660
a perspective on,

500
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:08,400
on things.

501
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:09,460
And that's not good.

502
00:30:10,340 --> 00:30:10,640
Do you know?

503
00:30:10,820 --> 00:30:11,740
It was all a bit of,

504
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:12,800
it was all fun,

505
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,040
it's all fun and games

506
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,320
until someone gets fucked up.

507
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,040
Joey the lips,

508
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,500
thanks for the tips.

509
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:25,900
yeah,

510
00:30:26,060 --> 00:30:26,820
in a way,

511
00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:27,580
it was enabled

512
00:30:27,580 --> 00:30:28,880
by some of you as well.

513
00:30:28,980 --> 00:30:29,660
A lot of people

514
00:30:29,660 --> 00:30:30,440
were saying it,

515
00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:31,060
you know?

516
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:32,260
Tisky this,

517
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:32,900
Tisky that,

518
00:30:33,020 --> 00:30:33,820
Uncle Tisky's

519
00:30:33,820 --> 00:30:35,000
calling you.

520
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,660
And I think what it was,

521
00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:38,840
was I'd associated fun times

522
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,300
with alcohol,

523
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,060
you know?

524
00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:44,380
And nobody wants to hear,

525
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:45,320
there's people out there

526
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,300
probably having a drink

527
00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:46,840
maybe now

528
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,160
and they don't want to hear this

529
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,660
fucking

530
00:30:49,660 --> 00:30:51,800
downer buzz chat.

531
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,240
But it's not a downer buzz,

532
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:53,520
you know?

533
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:54,700
You just got to not

534
00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:56,740
associate everything

535
00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:57,460
with the drink.

536
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,800
And it was creeping up there,

537
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:00,100
you know,

538
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,700
to maximum association.

539
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,120
And this sound here,

540
00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:10,380
that's the warning sound.

541
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,580
That's the warning sign

542
00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:12,820
that should have been there.

543
00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:14,600
That should have been built in.

544
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,160
Handheld gaming devices.

545
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:17,340
Game boy.

546
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:19,940
I would have still ignored it,

547
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:20,200
you know?

548
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,540
I would have probably drank more

549
00:31:22,540 --> 00:31:25,480
to drown it out.

550
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,800
Now I can't really think about it

551
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:32,660
because it would just be,

552
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,040
it feels like it would

553
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,960
make my stomach be on fire.

554
00:31:44,140 --> 00:31:45,700
But it's fucking class though.

555
00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:46,520
You know,

556
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,220
it is great.

557
00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:57,220
Thank you very much,

558
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,360
schnuffles and schnuffles.

559
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:05,620
Thank you very much,

560
00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:06,500
Christian Irwin.

561
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,420
Got a duodenal ulcer.

562
00:32:10,820 --> 00:32:11,800
I'm off the drink as well.

563
00:32:11,860 --> 00:32:13,720
Any tips on staying off the sauce

564
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,700
when your mates are on the sesh?

565
00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:16,940
No, not really.

566
00:32:17,940 --> 00:32:18,920
I have no tips at all.

567
00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:19,540
It's not easy.

568
00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:22,600
It is not easy at all.

569
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:26,360
You know?

570
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,960
So best of luck with that,

571
00:32:29,060 --> 00:32:29,300
Christian.

572
00:32:29,420 --> 00:32:30,100
Thanks for the tip.

573
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:35,720
Today's the last day

574
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:36,960
for Tom's hot dogs.

575
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:38,660
Get him while you can.

576
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:39,900
Yeah.

577
00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:42,460
Today's the last day

578
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:43,620
for Tom's hot dogs.

579
00:32:43,620 --> 00:32:57,180
fucking hell.

580
00:32:57,180 --> 00:33:08,140
These guys are feasting upon some horse.

581
00:33:08,140 --> 00:33:09,140
Thank you very much.

582
00:33:09,140 --> 00:33:11,060
Thank you very much,

583
00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:12,680
Sarah and James and Conrad.

584
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,260
And Tisky would be sweet right now.

585
00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:18,080
And Shult.

586
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:34,760
Thank you very much,

587
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:35,420
Matt and C.

588
00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:39,000
These guys are much too loud.

589
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,400
Look at the state of that.

590
00:33:46,540 --> 00:33:47,620
What would you do,

591
00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:48,220
like, you know?

592
00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:58,080
How would you feel if this was reality for you?

593
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,420
You're confronted with this.

594
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,040
I dare say you wouldn't be happy about it.

595
00:34:05,820 --> 00:34:11,800
I dare say you'd be in some state of concern

596
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:17,960
when faced with this situation right here.

597
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,060
Hungry lads.

598
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:24,120
Hungarians.

599
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,340
This would give me pause for thought,

600
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:36,360
says Patrick.

601
00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:37,980
I'd be concerned,

602
00:34:38,460 --> 00:34:41,440
and I would initially start

603
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,760
to look through the phone

604
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,580
for the first point of contact

605
00:34:44,580 --> 00:34:46,500
where I could express

606
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,580
my fears,

607
00:34:48,700 --> 00:34:49,340
my hopes

608
00:34:49,340 --> 00:34:51,020
of being waylaid.

609
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,640
Now my fears have taken over,

610
00:34:53,020 --> 00:34:54,340
and I would need someone

611
00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:56,140
to reciprocate to me.

612
00:34:56,140 --> 00:34:57,160
You're always going to keep your eyes open.

613
00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:58,600
and console me

614
00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,520
and comfort me

615
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,540
in my hour and time of need.

616
00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:02,500
Paul Meskel,

617
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:03,320
thank you very much.

618
00:35:10,220 --> 00:35:11,600
But we don't need to fight.

619
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,240
We do not need to fight.

620
00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:15,180
We can just move into a bloody,

621
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,480
bloody room.

622
00:35:17,060 --> 00:35:17,740
A sick,

623
00:35:18,380 --> 00:35:18,720
sick,

624
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:19,960
little twisted

625
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,120
situation room

626
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,720
beside two festering beasts

627
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,840
out in the corridor of death.

628
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:29,720
And what went on

629
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:30,420
on these tables?

630
00:35:30,580 --> 00:35:31,800
It looks like some kind of

631
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,900
doomsday picnic.

632
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:34,920
Thank you very much.

633
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:36,740
Very, very kind of you.

634
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:37,940
Doomsday picnic.

635
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,420
Create exuberant.

636
00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:40,240
Live vivid.

637
00:35:40,420 --> 00:35:41,140
Delete ordinary.

638
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,740
Break moulds.

639
00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:44,000
Copy nothing.

640
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,600
It's very inspirational stuff.

641
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,360
Mr. and Mrs. Pacework.

642
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,420
Thank you very much there.

643
00:35:50,620 --> 00:35:51,680
Regretting the hell now.

644
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,180
Not because of the boost.

645
00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:54,440
It's given me a beautiful boost.

646
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:55,600
But I think that's not,

647
00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:56,060
again,

648
00:35:56,140 --> 00:35:56,340
it's not,

649
00:35:56,460 --> 00:35:58,120
I think maybe there's a bit of

650
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,180
psychosomatic

651
00:35:59,180 --> 00:36:03,020
mind work going on

652
00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:03,740
because now

653
00:36:03,740 --> 00:36:06,480
the conversation has turned to

654
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,780
kind of stomach related stuff

655
00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:09,380
and beer.

656
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,160
So I'm thinking about that

657
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:12,380
and then that's making that happen.

658
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:13,440
What I will do is just

659
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,580
take a little bite of the banana there

660
00:36:15,580 --> 00:36:17,440
and then another slug of water.

661
00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:21,540
And also being in the Silent Hill realm,

662
00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:23,140
you're just constantly faced

663
00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:23,980
with a lot of people

664
00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:25,520
who look like they've got problems

665
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,620
biologically

666
00:36:26,620 --> 00:36:28,620
and they look like they've got issues

667
00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:28,960
as well,

668
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,460
maybe stomach issues themselves.

669
00:36:31,780 --> 00:36:32,880
The people whose skin

670
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,200
just looks rubbish,

671
00:36:35,740 --> 00:36:36,040
you know?

672
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:38,320
Those two fellas

673
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:39,680
that were outside this room then,

674
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:41,540
they just need,

675
00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:42,500
they need help.

676
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,240
They really need help

677
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:45,800
and they need a GP fast.

678
00:36:46,260 --> 00:36:47,380
and just seeing them

679
00:36:47,380 --> 00:36:48,340
makes me feel sick,

680
00:36:48,420 --> 00:36:48,680
you know?

681
00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,120
Hmm.

682
00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:09,340
Thank you very much

683
00:37:09,340 --> 00:37:10,280
for the tips there, lads.

684
00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:12,880
You don't need to play

685
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:13,680
the first Red Dead

686
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:14,760
to play Red Dead 2.

687
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,140
Lovely bit of cowboy business.

688
00:37:16,540 --> 00:37:17,340
Also fair play

689
00:37:17,340 --> 00:37:18,520
for kicking this up.

690
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:19,260
It's not kicked.

691
00:37:19,460 --> 00:37:19,960
That's the thing.

692
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,180
It's just on the back burner.

693
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:22,960
Let's say that.

694
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:24,980
That is me going,

695
00:37:25,420 --> 00:37:26,820
aren't I amazing

696
00:37:26,820 --> 00:37:27,900
for doing this?

697
00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:28,460
It's just,

698
00:37:28,740 --> 00:37:30,640
it's an extended hiatus

699
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,000
for the sake of my

700
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,100
hiatus.

701
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:38,900
the king

702
00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:39,620
and his people

703
00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:40,260
shed tears.

704
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:40,900
More

705
00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:42,200
Goldilocks

706
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:42,920
and the Three Bears

707
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:43,380
bullshit

708
00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:44,400
that we have to read

709
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,680
that has a scary

710
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,580
element to it,

711
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:46,900
you know?

712
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:47,240
This

713
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,160
kind of

714
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,300
kindergarten tales

715
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:52,720
inside a fucking

716
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:53,820
blood-stained

717
00:37:53,820 --> 00:37:55,400
operating procedure room.

718
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:57,340
God took pity

719
00:37:57,340 --> 00:37:58,040
upon them

720
00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:58,580
and,

721
00:37:58,820 --> 00:37:59,840
granting their wishes,

722
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,300
healed the priestess.

723
00:38:02,020 --> 00:38:02,780
The priestess

724
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:03,700
opened her eyes

725
00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:05,040
just as she had done

726
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,460
every morning of her life.

727
00:38:07,300 --> 00:38:08,300
She went once more

728
00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:09,420
to the monster's lair.

729
00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:10,980
Fool!

730
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,520
You wish to die again?

731
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:15,120
No.

732
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:16,680
This time

733
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:17,460
it's your turn.

734
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:18,840
You can't.

735
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,340
The priestess

736
00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:21,360
had come to defeat

737
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:22,040
the monster

738
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,400
once and for all

739
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,700
as the priestess

740
00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:25,360
was very,

741
00:38:25,580 --> 00:38:26,200
very kind.

742
00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:27,340
She felt sad

743
00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:28,500
about this task

744
00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:29,980
but it had to be done.

745
00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:32,140
Swords and spears

746
00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:32,820
won't work.

747
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:38,920
Arrows and bullets

748
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,420
will just bounce off.

749
00:38:40,580 --> 00:38:41,680
You can't kill me.

750
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,220
The monster laughed.

751
00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:46,700
But the priestess

752
00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:47,800
used neither sword

753
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:48,460
nor spear.

754
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:49,640
She chanted

755
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,260
but a single spell.

756
00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:54,040
Tu!

757
00:38:54,660 --> 00:38:55,180
Fui!

758
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:56,580
Eagle!

759
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:57,820
Eris!

760
00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:00,020
Banger Eris!

761
00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:01,680
Do you know

762
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:02,700
what happened then?

763
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:04,780
The monster

764
00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:06,180
let out a huge cry

765
00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:07,880
and then died

766
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:08,900
and vanished.

767
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,160
Thus,

768
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:11,900
the villagers

769
00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:12,820
were able to use

770
00:39:12,820 --> 00:39:13,340
their gates

771
00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:14,240
once more.

772
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:15,420
Everyone lavished

773
00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:16,140
their gratitude

774
00:39:16,140 --> 00:39:17,340
upon the priestess

775
00:39:17,340 --> 00:39:18,420
and they all lived

776
00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:19,300
happily

777
00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:20,880
ever after.

778
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,040
What a hilarious

779
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:26,960
tale.

780
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,040
Two fool

781
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,580
eagle Eris.

782
00:39:32,140 --> 00:39:32,940
Weird writing.

783
00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:36,300
What was that?

784
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:42,440
Probably those two

785
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:42,860
fucking

786
00:39:42,860 --> 00:39:45,660
scoobramans

787
00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:46,320
outside.

788
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,540
Years ago,

789
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:53,580
I was

790
00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:55,200
banger Eris.

791
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:58,700
And they're gone.

792
00:39:58,800 --> 00:39:59,480
All that's left

793
00:39:59,480 --> 00:39:59,840
is

794
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,120
a carcass.

795
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,300
And a bunch

796
00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:04,840
of junk.

797
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:30,760
You should stream the OG Resident Evil.

798
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,220
I have already streamed.

799
00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:34,800
That was a 2019 stream,

800
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:35,140
I think.

801
00:40:35,780 --> 00:40:36,320
Stop!

802
00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:39,640
Don't open that door!

803
00:40:42,580 --> 00:40:43,340
Wesker!

804
00:40:44,820 --> 00:40:46,020
Where's Chris?

805
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:48,500
Jill!

806
00:40:48,500 --> 00:41:17,260
what the fuck is going on in this gaff?

807
00:41:17,260 --> 00:41:18,520
who even fucking made it?

808
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:19,500
Who designed it?

809
00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:22,000
For what purpose does it serve now?

810
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:32,680
Blocked.

811
00:41:34,940 --> 00:41:35,520
Blocked.

812
00:41:38,940 --> 00:41:41,420
I got nothing from that last room.

813
00:41:41,420 --> 00:41:43,280
All I got was a stupid tale

814
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:44,580
and then we heard a scream.

815
00:41:47,580 --> 00:41:48,260
Visiting Ireland.

816
00:41:48,460 --> 00:41:49,860
My fiancé are seeing Fontaine

817
00:41:49,860 --> 00:41:50,840
at the arena tomorrow night.

818
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:51,860
Can I get a hoia?

819
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:52,720
Hoia!

820
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:58,440
Hoia!

821
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,440
*Scoffs*

822
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,440
*Scoffs*

823
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:32,420
Thank you.

824
00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:49,780
Thank you very much there, Big Red.

825
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,300
The tip.

826
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,100
It's a new little situation, is it?

827
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:05,040
Today's the last day for Tom's Hot Dogs.

828
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,540
Get them while you can.

829
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:08,020
Yeah.

830
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:08,920
Yeah.

831
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,840
Today's the last day for Tom's Hot Dogs.

832
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:11,700
Thank you very much Andy.

833
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,620
Backstreet's back.

834
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:21,600
You can't.

835
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,020
Now we're out in the street.

836
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,020
Fuck we're out of that building.

837
00:43:30,020 --> 00:43:55,780
So,

838
00:43:55,780 --> 00:44:22,940
going back into her gaff now where she lived.

839
00:44:22,940 --> 00:44:44,940
There could be some unfinished family business there. AnguishPanda, thank you very much. Maybe memories of crap family events that happened and all this is just like a manifestation of her trauma, you know. Save old shite from the fucking last game, you know.

840
00:44:50,940 --> 00:45:02,940
But it's well done, it's well crafted and the art is nice. Here we go.

841
00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:14,940
Dad, I'm home.

842
00:45:14,940 --> 00:45:16,940
I guess that I knew it.

843
00:45:16,940 --> 00:45:20,940
Listen, something really crazy is going on. I think we should...

844
00:45:22,940 --> 00:45:24,940
Dad?

845
00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:28,940
Dad?

846
00:45:36,940 --> 00:45:39,980
Oh! Oh!

847
00:45:49,420 --> 00:45:55,980
No! No! No! No!

848
00:45:59,260 --> 00:46:05,060
No! Oh! Oh!

849
00:46:05,060 --> 00:46:28,180
Well... That's him dead anyways. Don't think he'll be coming back from that one. Maybe he's just having a snooze, hey?

850
00:46:28,180 --> 00:46:30,180
LAUGHTER

851
00:46:30,180 --> 00:46:46,180
Did you do this? You're late.

852
00:46:46,180 --> 00:46:48,180
Assange!

853
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:48,180
Why? Why?

854
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:50,180
Why? Why? Why?

855
00:46:50,180 --> 00:46:52,180
Why? Why?

856
00:46:52,180 --> 00:46:59,180
Assange.

857
00:46:59,180 --> 00:47:06,180
Assange.

858
00:47:20,180 --> 00:47:24,180
I'll get you for this.

859
00:47:24,180 --> 00:47:36,180
There is another reason. To fill your heart with hatred. It must be this way. One day you'll understand why.

860
00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:39,180
No! I'll never understand!

861
00:47:39,180 --> 00:47:51,180
You must try to remember me and your true self as well. You will birth a god and build an eternal paradise.

862
00:47:51,180 --> 00:48:00,180
Go on. Pull the trigger. Get rid of the pain.

863
00:48:00,180 --> 00:48:18,180
He's the one who killed your father. I merely gave the order. So, what will you do? I'll be waiting where all begins.

864
00:48:18,180 --> 00:48:23,180
This is not a pyramid. This is a new specimen.

865
00:48:27,180 --> 00:48:40,180
It's a brand new rangan and it doesn't have a pyramid structured head. It's not a Coanal though. It's just a continuation of the theme of Jessops that we've seen so far.

866
00:48:42,180 --> 00:48:59,180
Mainly just bloody, beaten, bag headed as well. You know, people with bags on them, you know. Usually have underpants on them as well. Just a bag of rags. A lot of pain.

867
00:49:01,180 --> 00:49:14,180
A potato sack. Just gonna save Scumlet up here before he comes at me.

868
00:49:22,180 --> 00:49:25,180
It's not giving me the message. Oh yeah, it's for- maybe when you pause it.

869
00:49:25,180 --> 00:49:27,180
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

870
00:49:27,180 --> 00:49:28,180
It's not.

871
00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:42,180
Fuckin' hell, he can run as well. He's got a little bit of nip in him. He's got a little bit of zip and pep. He might have just had a can of hell himself.

872
00:49:46,180 --> 00:49:49,180
Look at that, he's got a couple of bats as well.

873
00:49:49,180 --> 00:50:05,180
I'm just gonna run around. I'm just gauging, weighing up the options here, what we do with this guy.

874
00:50:08,180 --> 00:50:10,180
He needs to be analyzed, this guy.

875
00:50:11,180 --> 00:50:13,180
We're gonna take his life. That's a given.

876
00:50:14,180 --> 00:50:17,180
Oh, death. Death awaits him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

877
00:50:18,180 --> 00:50:19,180
Gonna die in a pool of blood, that's for certain.

878
00:50:20,180 --> 00:50:25,180
But we need to understand what motivates him first. Get inside the mind of the psycho.

879
00:50:29,180 --> 00:50:40,180
I think the first port of call in this situation is to consult our old friend, Steve the Shotgun.

880
00:50:44,180 --> 00:50:50,180
Who might have a few words to say of his own. We've only got five words, so we better make them count.

881
00:50:56,180 --> 00:50:57,180
We're running away, look.

882
00:50:58,180 --> 00:50:59,180
Fuck! What was that?

883
00:50:59,180 --> 00:50:59,180
What was that?

884
00:51:11,180 --> 00:51:14,180
He's got a couple of jabs in and then he's fucked off. He wants me to go over to him now.

885
00:51:15,180 --> 00:51:18,180
He's one of those. He's trying to lure me in.

886
00:51:19,180 --> 00:51:27,180
Ooh, he blocked it.

887
00:51:28,180 --> 00:51:30,180
He blocked it again, the cunt.

888
00:51:30,180 --> 00:51:45,180
You have to hit him in the back when he runs away from you.

889
00:51:46,180 --> 00:51:49,180
Look at that. Now he can kick him when he's down. That's it.

890
00:51:58,180 --> 00:52:04,180
And condiments to the chef. The chef's been the soundscape creators.

891
00:52:07,180 --> 00:52:14,180
For making such an impressively claustrophobic soundscape.

892
00:52:15,180 --> 00:52:18,180
Makes you feel like you're trapped inside a metal gate.

893
00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:23,180
It's never ending. It's opening and closing.

894
00:52:24,180 --> 00:52:27,180
And that was a mistimed, a misjudged shot.

895
00:52:28,180 --> 00:52:33,180
I'm going to reload. Reload the bastard.

896
00:52:34,180 --> 00:53:04,160
I'm sorry.

897
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:34,140
This guy killed my dad. What an asshole.

898
00:53:34,140 --> 00:53:36,140
What an asshole.

899
00:53:36,140 --> 00:53:38,140
What an asshole.

900
00:53:38,140 --> 00:53:40,140
What an asshole.

901
00:53:40,140 --> 00:53:42,140
What an asshole.

902
00:53:42,140 --> 00:53:44,140
What an asshole.

903
00:53:44,140 --> 00:53:46,140
What an asshole.

904
00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:48,140
What an asshole.

905
00:53:48,140 --> 00:53:54,140
What an asshole.

906
00:53:54,140 --> 00:53:56,140
What an asshole.

907
00:53:56,140 --> 00:53:58,140
What an asshole.

908
00:53:58,140 --> 00:54:00,140
What an asshole.

909
00:54:00,140 --> 00:54:02,140
What an asshole.

910
00:54:02,140 --> 00:54:04,140
What an asshole.

911
00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:06,140
What an asshole.

912
00:54:06,140 --> 00:54:08,140
What an asshole.

913
00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:10,140
What an asshole.

914
00:54:10,140 --> 00:54:12,140
What an asshole.

915
00:54:12,140 --> 00:54:14,140
What an asshole.

916
00:54:14,140 --> 00:54:27,520
Oh, you fucker.

917
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:57,500
Oh, you fucker.

918
00:54:57,500 --> 00:55:07,320
Oh, you fucker.

919
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:13,400
Oh, you fucker.

920
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:17,400
Use the quick turn and shoot.

921
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:23,500
Kick him up the arse a few times.

922
00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:27,320
I said to him.

923
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:30,500
I said to him.

924
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:35,320
I said to him.

925
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:39,320
I said to him.

926
00:55:39,320 --> 00:56:01,700
Oh, fucker.

927
00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:04,520
He's a tough one, this lad.

928
00:56:04,580 --> 00:56:05,480
He knows what he's doing.

929
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:06,840
He's nippy on his heels.

930
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:17,920
And he's handy with steel.

931
00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:20,920
Thank you very much for vinegar.

932
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:27,520
Oh, yeah, I can't.

933
00:56:31,140 --> 00:56:35,020
Yeah, the tough love oven glove telling me priestess spell say the spell.

934
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,580
That's all well and good telling me to say that.

935
00:56:37,700 --> 00:56:41,300
But, I mean, what about the mechanism by which you do say it, you know?

936
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:42,820
How about telling me that?

937
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,740
Because at the moment, I'm running around.

938
00:56:45,900 --> 00:56:47,520
I don't know how to say spells.

939
00:56:47,660 --> 00:56:52,180
And, indeed, there is no mechanic or mechanism of which I am aware to say the spell.

940
00:56:52,260 --> 00:56:53,180
I go into the inventory.

941
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,100
There's no spell book there, you know?

942
00:56:55,100 --> 00:56:56,000
Fuck.

943
00:57:07,780 --> 00:57:08,100
Fuck.

944
00:57:08,540 --> 00:57:09,580
Fuckin' hell.

945
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:11,240
Waste of time.

946
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:13,340
Andy the Fork, thank you very much there.

947
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,540
Lads got a sassy noggin, you see.

948
00:57:21,540 --> 00:57:24,500
Spell hotkey on the keyboard, I don't think so.

949
00:57:24,580 --> 00:57:25,920
F3 to load state.

950
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:32,360
What a nasty piece of work that fool is.

951
00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:35,360
A real dirt peddler.

952
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:41,360
He can't find you in the dark.

953
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,160
"I'm a freak."

954
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,160
"I'm a freak."

955
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:47,160
"I'm a freak."

956
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:58,360
*Restory*

957
00:57:58,380 --> 00:58:00,380
*Restory*

958
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:14,940
Yeah.

959
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:20,360
I've got the measure of this Gimp now. It's time to take him out with a shotgun.

960
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:25,160
You just gotta not waste these rounds and you need to make them count.

961
00:58:30,300 --> 00:58:33,460
See what I mean? Let's kick his fucking head in now.

962
00:58:33,460 --> 00:58:50,260
Yeah, he's fucked. He's fucked.

963
00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:53,260
Oh.

964
00:58:53,260 --> 00:58:55,260
Oh.

965
00:58:55,260 --> 00:58:57,260
Oh.

966
00:58:57,260 --> 00:58:59,260
*Rain*

967
00:58:59,260 --> 00:59:00,260
As a drone.

968
00:59:07,860 --> 00:59:08,860
As a drone.

969
00:59:24,660 --> 00:59:25,860
As a drone. As a drone.

970
00:59:25,860 --> 00:59:27,860
*gunshot*

971
00:59:27,860 --> 00:59:29,860
*Gunshot*

972
00:59:29,860 --> 00:59:31,860
*Gunshot*

973
00:59:31,860 --> 00:59:33,860
*Gunshot*

974
00:59:33,860 --> 00:59:35,860
*Gunshot*

975
00:59:35,860 --> 00:59:37,860
*Gunshot*

976
00:59:37,860 --> 00:59:39,860
*Gunshot*

977
00:59:39,860 --> 01:00:09,840
I'm sorry.

978
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:39,820
I'm sorry.

979
01:00:39,820 --> 01:00:42,920
Good though, well done. I'll give him that one, he did well there.

980
01:00:44,380 --> 01:00:46,020
Trying to make a count out of me though.

981
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,200
He's on the floor now, kick his head in again. Kick him in the back.

982
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:53,460
And that's enough, you can hear him crying.

983
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:57,220
That's enough to make him cry. What do we do next?

984
01:00:57,960 --> 01:00:59,540
What's the next play here?

985
01:00:59,540 --> 01:01:11,220
I don't know what to say.

986
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:14,740
Then don't say anything.

987
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:22,760
I'm fine, so just get out of here and leave me alone already.

988
01:01:24,100 --> 01:01:26,540
Calm down, I just...

989
01:01:27,060 --> 01:01:30,640
Calm down? How am I supposed to do that?

990
01:01:31,580 --> 01:01:34,220
My father is dead. He's murdered.

991
01:01:37,620 --> 01:01:39,100
Get out.

992
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,060
This is all your fault.

993
01:01:42,860 --> 01:01:44,280
If it weren't for you...

994
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:45,700
I'm sorry.

995
01:01:46,300 --> 01:01:47,500
Then go!

996
01:01:49,540 --> 01:01:50,580
Just go.

997
01:01:50,580 --> 01:01:51,820
Make you feel better?

998
01:01:53,140 --> 01:01:54,380
I will.

999
01:01:55,580 --> 01:01:56,480
The creepy clown.

1000
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:57,100
The creepy clown.

1001
01:02:07,660 --> 01:02:08,360
It's here.

1002
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:13,580
What else can I do?

1003
01:02:15,140 --> 01:02:17,600
There's no one here to give him a decent burial.

1004
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:18,220
I'm sorry, Dad.

1005
01:02:18,220 --> 01:02:31,160
I'm sorry, Dad.

1006
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:33,120
What do you do now?

1007
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:37,180
What do you do now?

1008
01:02:40,180 --> 01:02:41,840
I'm going to Silent Hill.

1009
01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:44,640
What's in Silent Hill?

1010
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:47,620
I don't know.

1011
01:02:50,820 --> 01:02:52,440
Nobody move, please.

1012
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:54,640
Of course it isn't.

1013
01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:57,320
We're going back to Silent Hill.

1014
01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:59,700
I was waiting for me there, but I've got no other choice.

1015
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:01,040
Just stay quiet.

1016
01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:06,920
I don't care about God or paradise.

1017
01:03:07,300 --> 01:03:09,200
If that's what she believes, then fine.

1018
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:13,000
But she won't get away with what she did.

1019
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:23,400
When I find her, I'll kill her myself.

1020
01:03:29,020 --> 01:03:31,480
Revenge doesn't solve anything.

1021
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:35,360
Maybe not, but that's what I'm going to do.

1022
01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:38,580
How are you going to get there?

1023
01:03:39,540 --> 01:03:41,080
None of your business.

1024
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:44,820
I'll give you a ride.

1025
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:47,440
I don't need your help.

1026
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:52,340
Yeah, but it's too far to walk.

1027
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:57,260
Besides, I'm partly responsible for this.

1028
01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:02,660
I'll bring the car around back.

1029
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:06,220
Come by, and we'll finish saying goodbye.

1030
01:04:09,180 --> 01:04:10,980
You know, you might die, too.

1031
01:04:10,980 --> 01:04:14,640
That's fine.

1032
01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:18,000
Nobody's going to cry over my grave.

1033
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:22,300
Sounds like Alec Baldwin.

1034
01:04:28,700 --> 01:04:29,640
What was that there?

1035
01:04:29,940 --> 01:04:33,800
Parastroika, there's a taser you can pick up before you go.

1036
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:35,300
It's in this gaff right now.

1037
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:37,520
It's not essential, but it's another weapon to have.

1038
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:39,880
And we do like to have an arsenal.

1039
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:42,020
At all times.

1040
01:04:42,020 --> 01:04:42,020
At all times.

1041
01:04:42,020 --> 01:04:44,160
We do like to have an arsenal.

1042
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:45,160
We do like to have an arsenal.

1043
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:45,660
We do like to have an arsenal.

1044
01:04:45,660 --> 01:04:46,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1045
01:04:46,220 --> 01:04:47,120
We do like to have an arsenal.

1046
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:48,020
We do like to have an arsenal.

1047
01:04:48,020 --> 01:04:48,160
We do like to have an arsenal.

1048
01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:48,720
We do like to have an arsenal.

1049
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:49,720
We do like to have an arsenal.

1050
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:50,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1051
01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:51,120
We do like to have an arsenal.

1052
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:51,720
We do like to have an arsenal.

1053
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:52,320
We do like to have an arsenal.

1054
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:52,820
We do like to have an arsenal.

1055
01:04:52,820 --> 01:04:53,820
We do like to have an arsenal.

1056
01:04:53,820 --> 01:04:54,820
We do like to have an arsenal.

1057
01:04:54,820 --> 01:04:55,320
We do like to have an arsenal.

1058
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:55,820
We do like to have an arsenal.

1059
01:04:55,820 --> 01:04:56,820
We do like to have an arsenal.

1060
01:04:56,820 --> 01:04:57,820
We do like to have an arsenal.

1061
01:04:57,820 --> 01:04:58,820
We do like to have an arsenal.

1062
01:04:58,820 --> 01:04:59,820
We do like to have an arsenal.

1063
01:04:59,820 --> 01:05:01,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1064
01:05:01,620 --> 01:05:02,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1065
01:05:02,620 --> 01:05:03,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1066
01:05:03,620 --> 01:05:04,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1067
01:05:04,620 --> 01:05:05,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1068
01:05:05,620 --> 01:05:06,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1069
01:05:06,620 --> 01:05:07,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1070
01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:08,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1071
01:05:08,620 --> 01:05:09,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1072
01:05:09,620 --> 01:05:10,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1073
01:05:10,620 --> 01:05:11,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1074
01:05:11,620 --> 01:05:12,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1075
01:05:12,620 --> 01:05:13,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1076
01:05:13,620 --> 01:05:14,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1077
01:05:14,620 --> 01:05:15,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1078
01:05:15,620 --> 01:05:16,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1079
01:05:16,620 --> 01:05:17,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1080
01:05:17,620 --> 01:05:18,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1081
01:05:18,620 --> 01:05:19,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1082
01:05:19,620 --> 01:05:20,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1083
01:05:20,620 --> 01:05:21,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1084
01:05:21,620 --> 01:05:22,620
We do like to have an arsenal.

1085
01:05:22,620 --> 01:05:36,420
We do like to have an arsenal.

1086
01:05:36,420 --> 01:05:38,420
In Heather's room, okay?

1087
01:05:42,420 --> 01:05:44,420
Must have shat himself.

1088
01:05:44,420 --> 01:05:46,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1089
01:05:46,220 --> 01:05:47,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1090
01:05:47,220 --> 01:05:48,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1091
01:05:48,220 --> 01:05:49,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1092
01:05:49,220 --> 01:05:50,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1093
01:05:50,220 --> 01:05:51,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1094
01:05:51,220 --> 01:05:52,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1095
01:05:52,220 --> 01:05:53,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1096
01:05:53,220 --> 01:05:54,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1097
01:05:54,220 --> 01:05:55,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1098
01:05:55,220 --> 01:05:56,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1099
01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:57,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1100
01:05:57,220 --> 01:05:58,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1101
01:05:58,220 --> 01:05:59,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1102
01:05:59,220 --> 01:06:00,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1103
01:06:00,220 --> 01:06:01,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1104
01:06:01,220 --> 01:06:02,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1105
01:06:02,220 --> 01:06:03,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1106
01:06:03,220 --> 01:06:04,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1107
01:06:04,220 --> 01:06:05,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1108
01:06:05,220 --> 01:06:06,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1109
01:06:06,220 --> 01:06:07,220
We do like to have an arsenal.

1110
01:06:07,220 --> 01:06:33,020
We do like to have an arsenal.

1111
01:06:33,020 --> 01:06:34,020
Play the tape.

1112
01:06:34,020 --> 01:06:35,020
Did I get a tape there?

1113
01:06:35,020 --> 01:06:50,820
It was on the table.

1114
01:06:50,820 --> 01:06:56,820
So where is it in my situation box?

1115
01:06:56,820 --> 01:06:58,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1116
01:06:58,620 --> 01:07:00,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1117
01:07:00,620 --> 01:07:01,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1118
01:07:01,620 --> 01:07:02,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1119
01:07:02,620 --> 01:07:03,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1120
01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:04,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1121
01:07:04,620 --> 01:07:05,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1122
01:07:05,620 --> 01:07:06,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1123
01:07:06,620 --> 01:07:07,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1124
01:07:07,620 --> 01:07:08,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1125
01:07:08,620 --> 01:07:09,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1126
01:07:09,620 --> 01:07:10,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1127
01:07:10,620 --> 01:07:11,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1128
01:07:11,620 --> 01:07:12,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1129
01:07:12,620 --> 01:07:13,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1130
01:07:13,620 --> 01:07:14,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1131
01:07:14,620 --> 01:07:15,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1132
01:07:15,620 --> 01:07:16,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1133
01:07:16,620 --> 01:07:17,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1134
01:07:17,620 --> 01:07:18,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1135
01:07:18,620 --> 01:07:19,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1136
01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:20,620
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1137
01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:22,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1138
01:07:22,420 --> 01:07:23,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1139
01:07:23,420 --> 01:07:24,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1140
01:07:24,420 --> 01:07:25,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1141
01:07:25,420 --> 01:07:26,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1142
01:07:26,420 --> 01:07:27,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1143
01:07:27,420 --> 01:07:28,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1144
01:07:28,420 --> 01:07:29,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1145
01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:30,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1146
01:07:30,420 --> 01:07:31,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1147
01:07:31,420 --> 01:07:32,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1148
01:07:32,420 --> 01:07:33,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1149
01:07:33,420 --> 01:07:34,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1150
01:07:34,420 --> 01:07:35,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1151
01:07:35,420 --> 01:07:36,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1152
01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:37,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1153
01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:38,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1154
01:07:38,420 --> 01:07:39,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1155
01:07:39,420 --> 01:07:40,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1156
01:07:40,420 --> 01:07:41,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1157
01:07:41,420 --> 01:07:42,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1158
01:07:42,420 --> 01:07:43,420
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1159
01:07:43,420 --> 01:07:45,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1160
01:07:45,220 --> 01:07:46,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1161
01:07:46,220 --> 01:07:47,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1162
01:07:47,220 --> 01:07:48,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1163
01:07:48,220 --> 01:07:49,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1164
01:07:49,220 --> 01:07:50,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1165
01:07:50,220 --> 01:07:51,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1166
01:07:51,220 --> 01:07:52,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1167
01:07:52,220 --> 01:07:53,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1168
01:07:53,220 --> 01:07:54,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1169
01:07:54,220 --> 01:07:55,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1170
01:07:55,220 --> 01:07:56,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1171
01:07:56,220 --> 01:07:57,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1172
01:07:57,220 --> 01:07:58,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1173
01:07:58,220 --> 01:07:59,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1174
01:07:59,220 --> 01:08:00,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1175
01:08:00,220 --> 01:08:01,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1176
01:08:01,220 --> 01:08:02,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1177
01:08:02,220 --> 01:08:03,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1178
01:08:03,220 --> 01:08:04,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1179
01:08:04,220 --> 01:08:05,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1180
01:08:05,220 --> 01:08:06,220
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1181
01:08:06,220 --> 01:08:18,020
I'm going to have an arsenal.

1182
01:08:18,020 --> 01:08:19,020
Where is this guy gone?

1183
01:08:19,020 --> 01:08:24,020
Has he gone out into the street?

1184
01:08:24,020 --> 01:08:28,020
Douglas is waiting outside.

1185
01:08:28,020 --> 01:08:41,820
I just met some guy named Vincent.

1186
01:08:41,820 --> 01:08:43,820
Vincent?

1187
01:08:43,820 --> 01:08:46,820
He's a friend of yours, right?

1188
01:08:46,820 --> 01:08:49,820
I'm not sure.

1189
01:08:49,820 --> 01:08:55,820
He said when we get to Silent Hill to look for a guy named Leonard.

1190
01:08:55,820 --> 01:09:00,620
And he gave me this map.

1191
01:09:00,620 --> 01:09:02,620
What do you want to do?

1192
01:09:02,620 --> 01:09:06,620
We can't trust him, but we've got no other choice.

1193
01:09:14,620 --> 01:09:16,620
Here, take this too.

1194
01:09:16,620 --> 01:09:17,620
What's this?

1195
01:09:17,620 --> 01:09:20,620
Your father was holding it.

1196
01:09:20,620 --> 01:09:49,420
It started raining.

1197
01:09:49,420 --> 01:09:52,220
I'm awake.

1198
01:09:52,220 --> 01:09:56,220
You're cold?

1199
01:09:56,220 --> 01:10:02,220
What's the deal with Silent Hill anyway?

1200
01:10:02,220 --> 01:10:06,220
It used to be a nice, quiet little town.

1201
01:10:06,220 --> 01:10:08,220
But now...

1202
01:10:08,220 --> 01:10:10,220
It used to be nice.

1203
01:10:10,220 --> 01:10:11,220
You've been there?

1204
01:10:11,220 --> 01:10:13,220
Now it's fucking shit, man.

1205
01:10:13,220 --> 01:10:15,220
Once.

1206
01:10:15,220 --> 01:10:16,020
Once.

1207
01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:18,020
On a missing persons case.

1208
01:10:18,020 --> 01:10:20,020
Never did find him.

1209
01:10:20,020 --> 01:10:24,020
But I'll tell you.

1210
01:10:24,020 --> 01:10:26,020
That's one screwed up town.

1211
01:10:26,020 --> 01:10:28,020
My line of work...

1212
01:10:28,020 --> 01:10:32,020
You hear a lot of nasty rumors.

1213
01:10:32,020 --> 01:10:34,020
I was born and raised there.

1214
01:10:34,020 --> 01:10:36,820
I was born and raised there.

1215
01:10:36,820 --> 01:10:38,820
Sorry.

1216
01:10:38,820 --> 01:10:40,820
I didn't mean to offend you.

1217
01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:42,820
No offense taken.

1218
01:10:42,820 --> 01:10:55,620
No offense taken.

1219
01:10:55,620 --> 01:10:56,620
Anyway...

1220
01:10:56,620 --> 01:10:57,620
I thought you grew up in Portland.

1221
01:10:57,620 --> 01:11:01,040
What's wrong?

1222
01:11:02,540 --> 01:11:03,420
Feel sick?

1223
01:11:04,620 --> 01:11:06,020
My head's pounding.

1224
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:07,980
I don't know if we're seeing it forever.

1225
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,160
Maybe your car's sick.

1226
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:15,080
No.

1227
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,980
I'm just trying to remember.

1228
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:21,240
My childhood.

1229
01:11:25,020 --> 01:11:28,940
Something terrible happened in Silent Hill 17 years ago.

1230
01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:33,180
A woman named Dahlia.

1231
01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:37,260
She tried to summon the ancient god of the town.

1232
01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:44,240
She offered up her very own daughter.

1233
01:11:45,620 --> 01:11:46,960
That's crazy.

1234
01:11:48,540 --> 01:11:50,260
Maybe so, but it worked.

1235
01:11:52,420 --> 01:11:54,700
The girl gave birth to her.

1236
01:11:54,700 --> 01:11:55,980
More PJ Harvey.

1237
01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:02,920
You see, that girl had special powers.

1238
01:12:04,440 --> 01:12:05,040
Powers?

1239
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:09,440
Her classmates called her a witch.

1240
01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:15,400
She could make things happen with her mind.

1241
01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:20,420
She could kill people just by wishing for it.

1242
01:12:24,700 --> 01:12:29,580
But in the end, that god was killed by a single person.

1243
01:12:31,780 --> 01:12:33,820
My father, Harry Mason.

1244
01:12:37,820 --> 01:12:42,000
I guess it wasn't much of a god that could be killed by a human being.

1245
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:50,960
But I think Claudia's trying to do the same thing again.

1246
01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:56,000
And I've been chosen as the sacrifice.

1247
01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:00,660
You've got some kind of power in you too.

1248
01:13:05,380 --> 01:13:10,300
After the god was killed, the girl reappeared.

1249
01:13:12,300 --> 01:13:14,460
She was holding a baby in her arms.

1250
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:24,780
Before she died, she gave the baby to my father.

1251
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:28,480
For you.

1252
01:13:30,100 --> 01:13:30,600
Please.

1253
01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:39,360
He loved me just like I was his very own daughter.

1254
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,800
I thought it was over, but it's not.

1255
01:13:43,580 --> 01:13:47,000
Even though he didn't know who or what I was.

1256
01:13:55,180 --> 01:13:56,300
It was so sudden.

1257
01:14:05,820 --> 01:14:07,420
I never had a chance

1258
01:14:07,420 --> 01:14:10,240
to tell you.

1259
01:14:12,660 --> 01:14:15,080
To tell you how happy you made me.

1260
01:14:33,540 --> 01:14:34,420
Poor his head.

1261
01:14:34,420 --> 01:14:37,020
To tell you to feel joy.

1262
01:14:37,020 --> 01:14:38,860
A trip up.

1263
01:14:48,860 --> 01:14:50,920
I'm going to head for that Leonard guy's house.

1264
01:14:53,180 --> 01:14:54,800
You check out the hospital.

1265
01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:56,640
He seems to know his way around the block.

1266
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:57,920
Got the map, right?

1267
01:14:58,200 --> 01:14:58,660
How about you?

1268
01:14:59,020 --> 01:14:59,300
Yeah.

1269
01:15:01,440 --> 01:15:02,200
He seems to know his way.

1270
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:03,320
Gonna be okay alone?

1271
01:15:03,320 --> 01:15:04,820
I'm not a child.

1272
01:15:04,820 --> 01:15:06,400
Thank you very much, true reflection.

1273
01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:11,300
Are you sure it's not you who's afraid to be alone?

1274
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:15,340
You're right.

1275
01:15:17,340 --> 01:15:18,400
I am afraid.

1276
01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:24,980
I'm 50-something years old.

1277
01:15:24,980 --> 01:15:24,980
I'm 50-something years old.

1278
01:15:24,980 --> 01:15:24,980
I'm 50-something years old.

1279
01:15:24,980 --> 01:15:26,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1280
01:15:26,900 --> 01:15:27,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1281
01:15:27,900 --> 01:15:28,900
Yes.

1282
01:15:28,900 --> 01:15:29,900
Yes.

1283
01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:30,900
Yes.

1284
01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:31,900
Yes.

1285
01:15:31,900 --> 01:15:32,900
I still feel like I'm dreaming.

1286
01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:33,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1287
01:15:33,900 --> 01:15:33,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1288
01:15:33,900 --> 01:15:33,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1289
01:15:33,900 --> 01:15:33,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1290
01:15:33,900 --> 01:15:34,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1291
01:15:34,900 --> 01:15:34,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1292
01:15:34,900 --> 01:15:35,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1293
01:15:35,900 --> 01:15:35,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1294
01:15:35,900 --> 01:15:36,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1295
01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:37,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1296
01:15:37,900 --> 01:15:38,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1297
01:15:38,900 --> 01:15:39,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1298
01:15:39,900 --> 01:15:40,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1299
01:15:40,900 --> 01:15:41,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1300
01:15:41,900 --> 01:15:42,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1301
01:15:42,900 --> 01:15:43,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1302
01:15:43,900 --> 01:15:44,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1303
01:15:44,900 --> 01:15:45,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1304
01:15:45,900 --> 01:15:46,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1305
01:15:46,900 --> 01:15:47,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1306
01:15:47,900 --> 01:15:48,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1307
01:15:48,900 --> 01:15:49,900
I'm 50-something years old.

1308
01:15:49,900 --> 01:15:50,900
Roger.

1309
01:15:54,900 --> 01:15:56,900
The creepy town.

1310
01:16:00,900 --> 01:16:03,900
Heather's father, a great man, sadly gone.

1311
01:16:07,900 --> 01:16:10,900
Shout out to Solid Serpent for the HD Upscaling Tips.

1312
01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:15,900
That's it, Solid Serpent, who brought the news to me last night.

1313
01:16:17,900 --> 01:16:21,900
And thank you very much as well to Tupo, who tipped.

1314
01:16:21,900 --> 01:16:23,900
I think after the stream had finished.

1315
01:16:25,900 --> 01:16:26,900
Very kind of you.

1316
01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:36,900
Everybody.

1317
01:16:37,900 --> 01:16:38,900
Yeah.

1318
01:16:38,900 --> 01:16:59,900
And now we have the trademark Silent Hill Fog.

1319
01:16:59,900 --> 01:17:00,900
Foggy Jessup.

1320
01:17:00,900 --> 01:17:00,900
And this looks familiar.

1321
01:17:00,900 --> 01:17:01,900
This motel.

1322
01:17:01,900 --> 01:17:04,900
Is this the same one from the second game as well?

1323
01:17:04,900 --> 01:17:05,900
We were just here.

1324
01:17:05,900 --> 01:17:09,900
I was just here the other day in the fucking remake.

1325
01:17:09,900 --> 01:17:15,280
We were just here the other day in the fucking remake.

1326
01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:24,020
Lovely stuff.

1327
01:17:25,700 --> 01:17:27,060
Lovely smog.

1328
01:17:28,460 --> 01:17:29,780
Beautiful ambience.

1329
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:31,740
A real nice area.

1330
01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:35,880
Great moods in this particular part of the game, isn't there?

1331
01:17:36,460 --> 01:17:37,920
Remember inside this office?

1332
01:17:39,180 --> 01:17:41,800
And inside the shop, there's a shop here and an office there.

1333
01:17:42,300 --> 01:17:43,180
Let's have a look inside this.

1334
01:17:43,480 --> 01:17:44,160
No, you can't.

1335
01:17:44,980 --> 01:17:45,660
No, you can't.

1336
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:04,240
Hello, chat.

1337
01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:05,440
Hello, Francis.

1338
01:18:05,440 --> 01:18:06,140
Says C-Mac.

1339
01:18:06,260 --> 01:18:06,980
How are you, C-Mac?

1340
01:18:08,460 --> 01:18:11,800
Chat topics.

1341
01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:12,080
Chat topics.

1342
01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:30,700
Why do people keep on saying Barry hot dog?

1343
01:18:30,780 --> 01:18:31,760
What's Barry hot dog?

1344
01:18:34,580 --> 01:18:42,580
Was that a character from... this game? Or is somebody dead called Barry Hotdog in real life?

1345
01:18:51,580 --> 01:18:52,580
Fuck.

1346
01:18:52,580 --> 01:18:54,580
*Squeak*

1347
01:19:09,580 --> 01:19:12,580
I have no fucking idea what's going on here.

1348
01:19:12,580 --> 01:19:22,580
*Squeak*

1349
01:19:22,580 --> 01:19:23,580
A map.

1350
01:19:24,580 --> 01:19:27,580
Okay, we have to get to... turn right around.

1351
01:19:27,580 --> 01:19:29,580
Back to the Bolden Alley, turn left.

1352
01:19:30,580 --> 01:19:32,580
Past the fucking nightclub.

1353
01:19:32,580 --> 01:19:34,580
Oh, not the hospital again.

1354
01:19:34,580 --> 01:19:36,580
*Squeak*

1355
01:19:36,580 --> 01:20:05,580
*Dramatic music*

1356
01:20:05,580 --> 01:20:07,580
Fuck!

1357
01:20:07,580 --> 01:20:35,580
*Dramatic music*

1358
01:20:35,580 --> 01:20:37,580
Oh shit.

1359
01:20:37,580 --> 01:20:39,580
*Dramatic music*

1360
01:20:39,580 --> 01:20:41,580
*Dramatic music*

1361
01:20:41,580 --> 01:20:43,580
*Dramatic music*

1362
01:20:43,580 --> 01:20:45,580
*Dramatic music*

1363
01:20:45,580 --> 01:20:47,580
*Dramatic music*

1364
01:20:47,580 --> 01:20:49,580
*Dramatic music*

1365
01:20:49,580 --> 01:20:51,580
*Dramatic music*

1366
01:20:51,580 --> 01:20:53,580
*Dramatic music*

1367
01:20:53,580 --> 01:20:55,580
*Dramatic music*

1368
01:20:55,580 --> 01:20:57,580
*Dramatic music*

1369
01:20:57,580 --> 01:21:27,560
I'm sorry.

1370
01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:57,540
I'm sorry.

1371
01:21:57,540 --> 01:22:27,520
I'm sorry.

1372
01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:34,520
There's probably a map down on that level that I need to...

1373
01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:41,520
Fuck.

1374
01:22:41,520 --> 01:22:50,520
Fuck.

1375
01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:59,520
Fuck.

1376
01:22:59,520 --> 01:23:12,520
Oh, what?

1377
01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:13,520
Fuck.

1378
01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:13,520
Fuck.

1379
01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:14,520
Fuck.

1380
01:23:14,520 --> 01:23:15,520
Fuck.

1381
01:23:15,520 --> 01:23:17,520
Fuck.

1382
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:18,520
Fuck.

1383
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:18,520
Fuck.

1384
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:19,520
Fuck.

1385
01:23:19,520 --> 01:23:20,520
Fuck.

1386
01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:22,520
Fuck.

1387
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:23,520
Fuck.

1388
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:24,520
Fuck.

1389
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:25,520
Fuck.

1390
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:26,520
Fuck.

1391
01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:27,520
Fuck.

1392
01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:27,520
Fuck.

1393
01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:28,520
Fuck.

1394
01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:29,520
Fuck.

1395
01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:30,520
Fuck.

1396
01:23:30,520 --> 01:23:31,520
Fuck.

1397
01:23:31,520 --> 01:23:32,520
Fuck.

1398
01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:33,520
Fuck.

1399
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:34,520
Fuck.

1400
01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:35,520
Fuck.

1401
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:36,520
Fuck.

1402
01:23:36,520 --> 01:23:37,520
Fuck.

1403
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:38,520
Fuck.

1404
01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:38,520
Fuck.

1405
01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:39,520
Fuck.

1406
01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:40,520
Fuck.

1407
01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:40,520
Fuck.

1408
01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:41,520
Fuck.

1409
01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:42,520
Fuck.

1410
01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:43,520
Fuck.

1411
01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:43,520
Fuck.

1412
01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:44,520
Fuck.

1413
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:45,520
Fuck.

1414
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:46,520
Fuck.

1415
01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:47,520
Fuck.

1416
01:23:47,520 --> 01:24:05,040
I keep on going around the same fucking places because I'm scared to be honest.

1417
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:08,500
A little bit fucking scared.

1418
01:24:09,940 --> 01:24:10,920
It's putting me off.

1419
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:12,260
There's a doll on the table.

1420
01:24:12,260 --> 01:24:21,200
This day has finally come.

1421
01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:21,760
That's right.

1422
01:24:21,860 --> 01:24:23,520
The day when you and I will meet.

1423
01:24:23,980 --> 01:24:25,160
Was I always thinking of you?

1424
01:24:26,300 --> 01:24:29,940
Here in this gloomy cell, I never even knew your name and face until today.

1425
01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:31,120
But now I know.

1426
01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:33,880
I know you're the one I've been waiting for.

1427
01:24:34,060 --> 01:24:35,460
Sounds like a fucking lunatic.

1428
01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:38,380
And haven't you been waiting for me too?

1429
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:40,600
That's why you came to rescue me.

1430
01:24:40,900 --> 01:24:42,200
How I love you, Heather.

1431
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:45,560
I want to give you my prized doll.

1432
01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:47,420
I made it to commemorate our meeting.

1433
01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:49,540
The start of this everlasting love.

1434
01:24:50,060 --> 01:24:52,980
Ah, I can already see your smiling face.

1435
01:24:53,440 --> 01:24:54,120
Stanley Coleman.

1436
01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:06,760
Can't even pick up the doll.

1437
01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:08,180
She's not arsed about the doll.

1438
01:25:08,180 --> 01:25:17,480
Who knows what he's done with that fucking doll.

1439
01:25:21,620 --> 01:25:22,820
Let's get away from the doll.

1440
01:25:22,820 --> 01:25:36,480
Seems to know his way around the doll.

1441
01:25:36,940 --> 01:25:37,640
How about you?

1442
01:25:39,300 --> 01:25:40,860
Piper Schmeck, thank you very much.

1443
01:25:40,860 --> 01:25:52,360
We could do with a map.

1444
01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:53,680
That's what we want.

1445
01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:58,340
And I believe a map would be located within the confines of the first floor anyway.

1446
01:26:01,780 --> 01:26:05,520
I've just had a rocky start to the...

1447
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:07,120
Maybe it's in here.

1448
01:26:08,020 --> 01:26:08,760
Maybe it's in here.

1449
01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:10,880
Yes.

1450
01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:12,620
And that will do us.

1451
01:26:12,660 --> 01:26:14,460
We've got a lovely, lovely map.

1452
01:26:14,460 --> 01:26:22,880
And why not stare into the abyss for a moment.

1453
01:26:22,880 --> 01:26:22,940
Thank you.

1454
01:26:22,940 --> 01:26:24,660
Thank you.

1455
01:26:24,660 --> 01:26:24,660
Thank you.

1456
01:26:24,660 --> 01:26:25,660
Thank you.

1457
01:26:25,660 --> 01:26:26,660
Thank you.

1458
01:26:26,660 --> 01:26:27,660
Thank you.

1459
01:26:27,660 --> 01:26:28,660
Thank you.

1460
01:26:28,660 --> 01:26:29,660
Thank you.

1461
01:26:29,660 --> 01:26:30,660
Thank you.

1462
01:26:30,660 --> 01:26:31,660
Thank you.

1463
01:26:31,660 --> 01:26:32,660
Thank you.

1464
01:26:32,660 --> 01:26:33,660
Thank you.

1465
01:26:33,660 --> 01:27:03,640
I don't know.

1466
01:27:03,640 --> 01:27:05,640
Was he a doctor? Was he?

1467
01:27:05,700 --> 01:27:07,480
I hope this will never come to any use.

1468
01:27:07,580 --> 01:27:10,020
Maybe it's better if you never know more than anything else.

1469
01:27:10,060 --> 01:27:12,840
I fear the possibility of you're going away far from me.

1470
01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:15,060
But sometimes we have to tell the truth.

1471
01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:19,600
That's why I'm writing this before I'm lost in death and oblivion.

1472
01:27:20,700 --> 01:27:22,080
What happened back then?

1473
01:27:22,520 --> 01:27:24,960
That something has something to do with who you are.

1474
01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:27,080
It all started 24 years ago.

1475
01:27:27,180 --> 01:27:28,680
Coming back from a vacation.

1476
01:27:29,540 --> 01:27:33,080
My wife and I found a baby on the side of the highway.

1477
01:27:33,620 --> 01:27:38,580
Since we were childless, we thanked God for letting us meet this child, this girl.

1478
01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:40,140
We took her home.

1479
01:27:40,640 --> 01:27:42,060
So they were fucking kidnappers.

1480
01:27:43,060 --> 01:27:45,320
Three years later, my wife died.

1481
01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:50,540
And another four years later, 17 years ago, I came to Silent Hill.

1482
01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:54,080
I heard the girl's pleas and took her with me.

1483
01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:56,960
Not knowing why she wanted us to go there.

1484
01:27:57,160 --> 01:27:59,800
And it was there that the girl went away.

1485
01:28:00,200 --> 01:28:03,020
Not that she actually went away anywhere, nor did she die.

1486
01:28:03,480 --> 01:28:04,920
Returned to her original self.

1487
01:28:05,260 --> 01:28:06,700
That's what Dahlia Gillespie said.

1488
01:28:06,940 --> 01:28:07,780
Original self.

1489
01:28:08,040 --> 01:28:12,340
That was the young woman burned by her mother at the sacrifice to God, Alessa Gillespie.

1490
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:19,860
Half her soul escaped in those flames and went on to live in a baby.

1491
01:28:19,960 --> 01:28:22,500
In that girl of mine, of ours.

1492
01:28:23,140 --> 01:28:29,360
Seven years passed before that half a girl returned to Silent Hill and made Alessa whole again.

1493
01:28:30,020 --> 01:28:33,100
Newly strengthened, she vowed to kill God.

1494
01:28:34,620 --> 01:28:35,320
God.

1495
01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:39,620
A fetus nestled into this sacrificial girl's womb.

1496
01:28:40,660 --> 01:28:42,980
Was summoned with the usual rites.

1497
01:28:43,660 --> 01:28:45,120
This was Alessa's wish.

1498
01:28:45,500 --> 01:28:46,840
No matter what the outcome.

1499
01:28:47,180 --> 01:28:49,140
Even if her own existence were at stake.

1500
01:28:49,880 --> 01:28:51,680
But that wish was not granted.

1501
01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:55,440
My interruption meant she prayed instead for the girl's return.

1502
01:28:55,780 --> 01:28:57,340
I alone couldn't bring her back.

1503
01:28:57,820 --> 01:28:58,680
Dahlia did it.

1504
01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:01,000
I only helped the birthing ceremony.

1505
01:29:01,740 --> 01:29:03,120
To bring God out of Alessa.

1506
01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:07,140
The newly born God wailed once and was dead.

1507
01:29:07,680 --> 01:29:11,480
All from that girl's and possibly Alessa's conscious resistance.

1508
01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:14,160
That's not the end of it.

1509
01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:15,000
Fuckin' hell.

1510
01:29:18,060 --> 01:29:20,800
After God had vanished in a glow of light.

1511
01:29:21,340 --> 01:29:23,960
Alessa reappeared and gave me a baby.

1512
01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:29,740
She looked a lot like that girl so long ago.

1513
01:29:31,560 --> 01:29:33,360
And then Alessa was gone.

1514
01:29:33,620 --> 01:29:34,220
Dead.

1515
01:29:35,480 --> 01:29:37,720
There was nothing I could have done to help.

1516
01:29:38,020 --> 01:29:41,720
I simply clutched the baby to my chest and ran off.

1517
01:29:44,800 --> 01:29:46,640
The whole thing felt like a dream.

1518
01:29:47,200 --> 01:29:49,360
But I had proof that it wasn't.

1519
01:29:49,880 --> 01:29:51,600
The girl was nowhere to be found.

1520
01:29:51,880 --> 01:29:53,020
And in my arms.

1521
01:29:53,720 --> 01:29:54,460
The baby.

1522
01:29:57,460 --> 01:29:59,580
Now, 17 years have passed.

1523
01:29:59,740 --> 01:30:01,180
Feels like only yesterday.

1524
01:30:01,520 --> 01:30:03,740
And again, it feels like a million years ago.

1525
01:30:05,840 --> 01:30:09,020
I confess, I had reservations at first.

1526
01:30:09,200 --> 01:30:11,180
We need some mood music for this.

1527
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:27,580
I confess I had reservations.

1528
01:30:37,180 --> 01:30:41,440
I confess I had reservations at first about raising that baby.

1529
01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:42,480
Could I love her?

1530
01:30:42,900 --> 01:30:45,680
Her existence was thoroughly unexplainable.

1531
01:30:45,680 --> 01:30:52,680
I thought she could be that young woman who snatched away my beloved daughter.

1532
01:30:52,680 --> 01:30:57,160
That led to sadness and anger.

1533
01:30:58,400 --> 01:31:03,080
There were times when I put my hands around her tiny little throat.

1534
01:31:03,720 --> 01:31:05,420
Several times.

1535
01:31:06,860 --> 01:31:09,600
I considered abandoning her.

1536
01:31:11,720 --> 01:31:14,220
That's what a terrible person I am.

1537
01:31:16,140 --> 01:31:18,620
But I decided to raise her after all.

1538
01:31:18,720 --> 01:31:20,880
I just couldn't seem to let her go.

1539
01:31:21,360 --> 01:31:23,360
When she...

1540
01:31:25,360 --> 01:31:27,080
When you look at me...

1541
01:31:27,080 --> 01:31:27,080
When you look at me...

1542
01:31:27,080 --> 01:31:28,080
When you look at me...

1543
01:31:28,080 --> 01:31:28,080
When you look at me...

1544
01:31:28,080 --> 01:31:29,080
When you look at me...

1545
01:31:29,080 --> 01:31:30,080
When you look at me...

1546
01:31:30,080 --> 01:31:32,080
You laugh so...

1547
01:31:32,080 --> 01:31:35,080
Even now I can't forget...

1548
01:31:35,080 --> 01:31:39,760
Can't forget about that girl!

1549
01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:44,660
About that girl!

1550
01:31:48,500 --> 01:31:49,660
That girl!

1551
01:31:49,660 --> 01:31:49,660
That girl!

1552
01:31:49,660 --> 01:31:50,580
That girl!

1553
01:31:50,580 --> 01:31:50,620
That girl!

1554
01:31:50,620 --> 01:31:50,620
That girl!

1555
01:31:50,620 --> 01:31:51,120
That girl!

1556
01:31:51,120 --> 01:31:51,620
That girl!

1557
01:31:51,620 --> 01:31:51,620
That girl!

1558
01:31:51,620 --> 01:31:52,220
That girl!

1559
01:31:52,220 --> 01:31:52,540
That girl!

1560
01:31:52,540 --> 01:31:52,620
That girl!

1561
01:31:52,620 --> 01:31:53,100
That girl!

1562
01:31:53,100 --> 01:31:54,160
But I love you!

1563
01:31:54,160 --> 01:31:55,300
I have no doubts!

1564
01:31:55,300 --> 01:31:59,480
That's all I ask you to believe!

1565
01:31:59,480 --> 01:32:03,800
To my precious daughter Harry Mason!

1566
01:32:03,800 --> 01:32:07,680
As long as there'll be music!

1567
01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:09,680
We've finished Dad's notebook!

1568
01:32:09,680 --> 01:32:09,900
We've finished Dad's notebook!

1569
01:32:09,900 --> 01:32:09,960
We've finished Dad's notebook!

1570
01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:39,940
I'm going to get a break.

1571
01:32:39,940 --> 01:33:09,920
I'm going to get a break.

1572
01:33:09,920 --> 01:33:33,380
A lock of pills in the cabinet there. Nothing of any use to me though. At this stage of the game. Pharmacy. Locked.

1573
01:33:33,380 --> 01:33:54,180
Back inside the dollhouse. Hang on. Doll gone now. Doll gone.

1574
01:33:54,180 --> 01:34:13,320
Just go and check the kitchen down. It's great having a map. When you've got a map, you're not piss balling around. You know what you're doing.

1575
01:34:15,320 --> 01:34:23,320
And that's a blocked hallway so we don't need to check that door out. Door closed.

1576
01:34:37,320 --> 01:34:43,000
It's... Yeah, we need to check that corridor down there as well just in case.

1577
01:34:48,060 --> 01:34:48,920
Through here.

1578
01:34:58,440 --> 01:35:04,060
Fucking hell. It's shitty. It's a real shitty situation. We've found ourselves in there.

1579
01:35:16,220 --> 01:35:19,900
Oh god, there she is again. Look, it's the rotating doll.

1580
01:35:20,840 --> 01:35:24,220
We... There are a lot of things stuck to the wall. A cookie.

1581
01:35:25,080 --> 01:35:26,680
A toothbrush. A spoon.

1582
01:35:27,280 --> 01:35:29,240
A Christmas card. A clock.

1583
01:35:31,260 --> 01:35:36,000
Whoever it was probably used glue. But why do they in the first place?

1584
01:35:41,720 --> 01:35:42,860
Key glue to the wall.

1585
01:35:43,520 --> 01:35:45,500
Love to take it with me but it's really stuck tight.

1586
01:35:45,700 --> 01:35:50,160
Just get that fucking pull it out or hammer it with the fucking stick or the pipe.

1587
01:35:59,940 --> 01:36:02,200
The organisation has me shut up in here.

1588
01:36:02,520 --> 01:36:04,880
They mean to break my will to make me forget about all that.

1589
01:36:06,180 --> 01:36:07,100
But I'll stay sane.

1590
01:36:07,320 --> 01:36:09,780
If... Even if they throw me in here with the loons.

1591
01:36:10,720 --> 01:36:12,640
How about if I stick this to the wall?

1592
01:36:12,960 --> 01:36:14,040
That would be worthless.

1593
01:36:14,160 --> 01:36:15,460
You can peel it off, can't you?

1594
01:36:15,480 --> 01:36:16,300
With that junk.

1595
01:36:16,900 --> 01:36:19,940
Those nasty wenches won't stop using.

1596
01:36:20,940 --> 01:36:22,800
If a thing has no meaning,

1597
01:36:23,180 --> 01:36:25,260
there is no reason for it to exist at all.

1598
01:36:25,260 --> 01:36:27,040
Just as you exist for me.

1599
01:36:27,960 --> 01:36:30,320
But why haven't you taken my doll with you?

1600
01:36:30,820 --> 01:36:33,400
My gift must have embarrassed you.

1601
01:36:33,560 --> 01:36:34,720
How cute you are, Heather.

1602
01:36:35,120 --> 01:36:35,800
Stanley Coleman.

1603
01:36:35,800 --> 01:37:04,440
Oh, fuck.

1604
01:37:04,440 --> 01:37:16,880
What would you use to prise the fucking thing off the wall?

1605
01:37:17,000 --> 01:37:17,860
You would use something.

1606
01:37:18,060 --> 01:37:18,240
What?

1607
01:37:18,440 --> 01:37:19,740
We need to get something.

1608
01:37:19,880 --> 01:37:22,000
We got something in our arsenal already.

1609
01:37:22,100 --> 01:37:22,920
No, no, we don't.

1610
01:37:26,640 --> 01:37:28,440
You'd just use the knife, wouldn't you?

1611
01:37:28,580 --> 01:37:31,960
There'd be no fucking looking around for something different.

1612
01:37:31,960 --> 01:37:33,960
Oh.

1613
01:37:44,920 --> 01:37:45,400
Elevator.

1614
01:37:47,120 --> 01:37:48,120
It's the only way up.

1615
01:37:48,900 --> 01:37:50,140
It's the only way we've got.

1616
01:37:50,460 --> 01:37:51,580
It's the only hope we have.

1617
01:37:51,580 --> 01:37:56,040
It's the only way we've got.

1618
01:37:56,040 --> 01:37:57,940
It's the only way we've got.

1619
01:37:57,940 --> 01:37:59,820
It's the only way we've got.

1620
01:37:59,820 --> 01:38:00,940
It's the only way we've got.

1621
01:38:00,940 --> 01:38:01,800
It's the only way we've got.

1622
01:38:01,800 --> 01:38:02,520
It's the only way we've got.

1623
01:38:02,520 --> 01:38:03,520
It's the only way we've got.

1624
01:38:03,520 --> 01:38:04,520
It's the only way we've got.

1625
01:38:04,520 --> 01:38:05,520
It's the only way we've got.

1626
01:38:05,520 --> 01:38:06,520
It's the only way we've got.

1627
01:38:06,520 --> 01:38:07,520
It's the only way we've got.

1628
01:38:07,520 --> 01:38:08,540
It's the only way we've got.

1629
01:38:08,540 --> 01:38:09,540
It's the only way we've got.

1630
01:38:09,540 --> 01:38:10,540
It's the only way we've got.

1631
01:38:10,540 --> 01:38:11,540
It's the only way we've got.

1632
01:38:11,540 --> 01:38:12,540
It's the only way we've got.

1633
01:38:12,540 --> 01:38:13,540
It's the only way we've got.

1634
01:38:13,540 --> 01:38:14,540
It's the only way we've got.

1635
01:38:14,540 --> 01:38:15,540
It's the only way we've got.

1636
01:38:15,540 --> 01:38:16,540
It's the only way we've got.

1637
01:38:16,540 --> 01:38:17,540
It's the only way we've got.

1638
01:38:17,540 --> 01:38:18,540
It's the only way we've got.

1639
01:38:18,540 --> 01:38:19,540
It's the only way we've got.

1640
01:38:19,540 --> 01:38:20,540
It's the only way we've got.

1641
01:38:20,540 --> 01:38:21,540
It's the only way we've got.

1642
01:38:21,540 --> 01:38:22,540
It's the only way we've got.

1643
01:38:22,540 --> 01:38:23,540
It's the only way we've got.

1644
01:38:23,540 --> 01:38:24,540
It's the only way we've got.

1645
01:38:24,540 --> 01:38:25,540
It's the only way we've got.

1646
01:38:25,540 --> 01:38:26,540
It's the only way we've got.

1647
01:38:26,540 --> 01:38:27,540
It's the only way we've got.

1648
01:38:27,540 --> 01:38:28,540
It's the only way we've got.

1649
01:38:28,540 --> 01:38:29,540
It's the only way we've got.

1650
01:38:29,540 --> 01:38:30,540
It's the only way we've got.

1651
01:38:30,540 --> 01:38:31,540
It's the only way we've got.

1652
01:38:31,540 --> 01:38:32,540
It's the only way we've got.

1653
01:38:32,540 --> 01:38:33,540
It's the only way we've got.

1654
01:38:33,540 --> 01:38:34,540
It's the only way we've got.

1655
01:38:34,540 --> 01:38:35,540
It's the only way we've got.

1656
01:38:35,540 --> 01:38:36,540
It's the only way we've got.

1657
01:38:36,540 --> 01:38:53,540
Fuck this fucking idiot again.

1658
01:38:53,540 --> 01:38:59,540
You may not yet have realized your own true feelings, but you sense them unconsciously.

1659
01:38:59,540 --> 01:39:01,540
And so you're trying to get close to me.

1660
01:39:01,540 --> 01:39:02,540
That's a virtue.

1661
01:39:02,540 --> 01:39:03,540
The path to paradise.

1662
01:39:03,540 --> 01:39:04,540
If the door is locked, open it.

1663
01:39:04,540 --> 01:39:07,540
Use the password for the prison gates.

1664
01:39:07,540 --> 01:39:08,540
Doctor.

1665
01:39:08,540 --> 01:39:09,540
I've forgotten his name.

1666
01:39:09,540 --> 01:39:11,540
Anyway, that quack has it posted.

1667
01:39:11,540 --> 01:39:13,540
He should be here too.

1668
01:39:13,540 --> 01:39:16,540
I mean, four numbers would be good enough, but he kept going on.

1669
01:39:16,540 --> 01:39:18,540
Isn't it a shame I'm not there?

1670
01:39:18,540 --> 01:39:19,540
Aren't you irritated?

1671
01:39:19,540 --> 01:39:20,540
I long for you.

1672
01:39:20,540 --> 01:39:22,540
But you're so cruel.

1673
01:39:22,540 --> 01:39:23,540
I want you, Heather.

1674
01:39:23,540 --> 01:39:24,540
Stanley Coleman.

1675
01:39:28,540 --> 01:39:30,540
If you don't mind, I like Heather.

1676
01:39:30,540 --> 01:39:31,540
We've got a riddle.

1677
01:39:31,540 --> 01:39:33,540
We've got a riddle on our hands.

1678
01:39:33,540 --> 01:39:34,540
The riddler.

1679
01:39:34,540 --> 01:39:35,540
The first is larger than the second.

1680
01:39:35,540 --> 01:39:36,540
The second twice the third.

1681
01:39:36,540 --> 01:39:37,540
The third smaller than the fourth.

1682
01:39:37,540 --> 01:39:38,540
The fourth half the first.

1683
01:39:38,540 --> 01:39:39,540
Four of the numbers are not repeated.

1684
01:39:39,540 --> 01:39:40,540
Three are not in the top row.

1685
01:39:40,540 --> 01:39:41,540
Two are not in the right row.

1686
01:39:41,540 --> 01:39:42,540
One of the numbers is the final key.

1687
01:39:42,540 --> 01:39:49,540
I'm just going to take a little snapshot of that on the phone because it's probably going to come in handy when I reach the inevitable riddle puzzle moment of truth.

1688
01:39:49,540 --> 01:39:50,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1689
01:39:50,540 --> 01:39:50,540
Apologies there if you're putting in the solution to me.

1690
01:39:50,540 --> 01:39:51,540
I would just say, I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1691
01:39:51,540 --> 01:39:52,540
Apologies there if you're putting in the solution to me.

1692
01:39:52,540 --> 01:39:56,540
I would just say, I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1693
01:39:56,540 --> 01:39:57,540
Apologies there if you're putting in the solution to me.

1694
01:39:57,540 --> 01:39:58,540
I would just say, I'm not going to look at the chat.

1695
01:39:58,540 --> 01:39:59,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1696
01:39:59,540 --> 01:40:02,540
Apologies there if you're putting in the solution to me.

1697
01:40:02,540 --> 01:40:03,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1698
01:40:03,540 --> 01:40:04,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1699
01:40:04,540 --> 01:40:09,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1700
01:40:09,540 --> 01:40:10,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1701
01:40:10,540 --> 01:40:11,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1702
01:40:11,540 --> 01:40:16,540
Apologies there if you're putting in the solution to me.

1703
01:40:16,540 --> 01:40:28,540
I would just like to encounter this and try and achieve the required outcome with my own mind.

1704
01:40:28,540 --> 01:40:51,540
Nail polish. Perfume.

1705
01:40:51,540 --> 01:40:52,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1706
01:40:52,540 --> 01:40:53,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1707
01:40:53,540 --> 01:40:54,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1708
01:40:54,540 --> 01:40:55,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1709
01:40:55,540 --> 01:40:56,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1710
01:40:56,540 --> 01:40:57,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1711
01:40:57,540 --> 01:40:58,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1712
01:40:58,540 --> 01:40:59,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1713
01:40:59,540 --> 01:41:00,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1714
01:41:00,540 --> 01:41:01,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1715
01:41:01,540 --> 01:41:02,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1716
01:41:02,540 --> 01:41:03,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1717
01:41:03,540 --> 01:41:04,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1718
01:41:04,540 --> 01:41:05,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1719
01:41:05,540 --> 01:41:06,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1720
01:41:06,540 --> 01:41:07,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1721
01:41:07,540 --> 01:41:21,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1722
01:41:21,540 --> 01:41:25,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1723
01:41:25,540 --> 01:41:30,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1724
01:41:30,540 --> 01:41:35,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1725
01:41:35,540 --> 01:41:37,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1726
01:41:37,540 --> 01:41:39,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1727
01:41:39,540 --> 01:41:41,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1728
01:41:41,540 --> 01:41:43,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1729
01:41:43,540 --> 01:41:45,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1730
01:41:45,540 --> 01:41:47,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1731
01:41:47,540 --> 01:41:49,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1732
01:41:49,540 --> 01:41:51,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1733
01:41:51,540 --> 01:41:53,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1734
01:41:53,540 --> 01:41:55,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1735
01:41:55,540 --> 01:41:57,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1736
01:41:57,540 --> 01:41:59,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1737
01:41:59,540 --> 01:42:01,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1738
01:42:01,540 --> 01:42:03,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1739
01:42:03,540 --> 01:42:05,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1740
01:42:05,540 --> 01:42:07,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1741
01:42:07,540 --> 01:42:09,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1742
01:42:09,540 --> 01:42:11,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1743
01:42:11,540 --> 01:42:13,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1744
01:42:13,540 --> 01:42:15,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1745
01:42:15,540 --> 01:42:17,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1746
01:42:17,540 --> 01:42:19,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1747
01:42:19,540 --> 01:42:21,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1748
01:42:21,540 --> 01:42:23,540
I'm not going to look at the chat there.

1749
01:42:23,540 --> 01:42:33,540
The first is larger than the second, right?

1750
01:42:33,540 --> 01:42:37,540
I don't want the solution there in the chat, but just...

1751
01:42:37,540 --> 01:42:43,540
Can you just tell me, have I all the tools necessary now with that riddle?

1752
01:42:43,540 --> 01:42:49,540
Have I everything I need from that little riddle to crack this code?

1753
01:42:49,540 --> 01:42:53,540
Or is there some other little scripture that I need to find?

1754
01:42:53,540 --> 01:42:55,540
Or have I everything there now with the little riddle there?

1755
01:42:55,540 --> 01:42:57,540
I just have to crack the code.

1756
01:42:57,540 --> 01:42:59,540
Using the power of my brain.

1757
01:42:59,540 --> 01:43:03,540
Don't be putting the codes in the fucking chat lads, please.

1758
01:43:07,540 --> 01:43:09,540
Yes, it's a number. I understand, Conrad.

1759
01:43:09,540 --> 01:43:11,540
But I mean, have I got the...

1760
01:43:11,540 --> 01:43:13,540
Have I got the...

1761
01:43:13,540 --> 01:43:17,540
Is the riddle all I need to focus on now in order to get that number?

1762
01:43:22,540 --> 01:43:27,540
Oh man, I'm not looking. I can't look because you're just spamming the fucking numbers there now.

1763
01:43:27,540 --> 01:43:30,540
Just all I wanted is a spam of a yes or a no, but I mean...

1764
01:43:32,540 --> 01:43:34,540
Yeah, okay, okay.

1765
01:43:34,540 --> 01:43:36,540
*Tonk*

1766
01:43:36,540 --> 01:43:38,540
*Tonk*

1767
01:43:38,540 --> 01:43:39,040
*Tonk*

1768
01:43:39,040 --> 01:43:39,540
*Tonk*

1769
01:43:39,540 --> 01:43:41,540
*Tonk*

1770
01:43:41,540 --> 01:43:43,540
*Tonk*

1771
01:43:43,540 --> 01:43:45,540
*Tonk*

1772
01:43:45,540 --> 01:43:47,540
*Tonk*

1773
01:43:47,540 --> 01:43:49,540
*Tonk*

1774
01:43:49,540 --> 01:43:51,540
*Tonk*

1775
01:43:51,540 --> 01:44:21,520
Thank you.

1776
01:44:21,520 --> 01:44:51,500
Thank you.

1777
01:44:51,500 --> 01:45:01,900
It's not brawn anymore. It's not fighting. It's not whipping out the pipe. It's not fucking cranking out the shotgun. This is pure mind work.

1778
01:45:04,700 --> 01:45:16,900
The creepy clown. The creepy clown. The non. The grim reaper. The werewolf. The vampire. The zombie. Wednesday Addams. The Addams family. Or the devil.

1779
01:45:16,900 --> 01:45:38,900
The first is larger than the second. The second is twice the third. The third is smaller than the fourth. The fourth is half the first.

1780
01:45:38,900 --> 01:45:53,060
Four of the numbers are not repeated. They're not repeated. So there's no repetition. It's just four different digits.

1781
01:45:55,100 --> 01:46:07,220
Three of these numbers in the code are not in the top row. Okay? So three of the numbers that we need. So one of them is in the top row.

1782
01:46:07,220 --> 01:46:25,000
Two of them are not in the right row.

1783
01:46:25,000 --> 01:46:45,620
One of the numbers is the final key. One of the numbers is the final key. The first is larger than the second. The second twice the third. The third smaller than the fourth.

1784
01:46:47,280 --> 01:46:54,360
Oh my. It's a fucking head scratcher. Isn't it? It's a real head scratcher this one. I wonder.

1785
01:46:57,060 --> 01:47:01,400
This is where the game really comes into its own. It's gone into overdrive.

1786
01:47:04,820 --> 01:47:09,820
And I can't look at the chat because I know that you're fucking telling me the answer. So I mean.

1787
01:47:10,260 --> 01:47:15,880
I'd love to be able to interface with you and you know. Just even just to chat about how.

1788
01:47:17,220 --> 01:47:19,420
Obscene this riddle is.

1789
01:47:21,120 --> 01:47:22,660
I'd love to be able to have the crack.

1790
01:47:23,780 --> 01:47:26,040
But unfortunately I can't because of bad actors.

1791
01:47:30,420 --> 01:47:33,300
I can see just in the corner of the eye there. Somebody has.

1792
01:47:34,280 --> 01:47:35,660
Put my name in there.

1793
01:47:35,780 --> 01:47:39,360
I can't look. I daren't look.

1794
01:47:42,020 --> 01:47:42,720
Daren't look.

1795
01:47:44,040 --> 01:47:44,340
Nope.

1796
01:47:46,960 --> 01:47:47,900
Because to look.

1797
01:47:52,460 --> 01:47:53,540
Would ruin everything.

1798
01:47:54,000 --> 01:47:56,300
The second. The first is larger than the second.

1799
01:47:56,500 --> 01:47:56,720
Okay.

1800
01:47:57,620 --> 01:47:58,660
The first number.

1801
01:48:00,060 --> 01:48:03,320
The first number we press is larger than the second.

1802
01:48:05,940 --> 01:48:06,380
Okay.

1803
01:48:10,300 --> 01:48:12,820
The second number is twice the third.

1804
01:48:14,020 --> 01:48:15,420
So think about that right.

1805
01:48:15,780 --> 01:48:17,840
If it's twice the third number.

1806
01:48:18,760 --> 01:48:19,200
Okay.

1807
01:48:19,300 --> 01:48:20,060
So what's the third number?

1808
01:48:20,120 --> 01:48:22,760
The third is smaller than the fourth number.

1809
01:48:23,200 --> 01:48:25,020
The fourth number is half the first.

1810
01:48:26,520 --> 01:48:28,240
We've got to think about halves there.

1811
01:48:28,340 --> 01:48:30,200
What's, you know, half of eight is four.

1812
01:48:31,460 --> 01:48:33,200
Half of nine, you can't.

1813
01:48:37,840 --> 01:48:38,840
Half of eight is four.

1814
01:48:38,900 --> 01:48:39,940
Half of six is three.

1815
01:48:40,700 --> 01:48:41,880
Half of two is one.

1816
01:48:43,780 --> 01:48:44,200
Okay.

1817
01:48:52,200 --> 01:48:54,160
The first is larger than the second.

1818
01:48:58,160 --> 01:48:59,900
The second is twice the third.

1819
01:49:05,360 --> 01:49:07,280
Four of the numbers are not repeated.

1820
01:49:11,780 --> 01:49:13,300
Three are not in the top row.

1821
01:49:15,420 --> 01:49:17,040
Three are not in the top row.

1822
01:49:18,900 --> 01:49:19,380
Just one.

1823
01:49:19,480 --> 01:49:21,140
I mean, you're, you're probably listening.

1824
01:49:21,560 --> 01:49:22,380
What's he on about?

1825
01:49:22,460 --> 01:49:23,420
But I mean, look at this.

1826
01:49:23,560 --> 01:49:24,100
I'll just give it.

1827
01:49:24,140 --> 01:49:27,340
I'll give you a graphical representation of what we're dealing with here.

1828
01:49:28,920 --> 01:49:30,940
The first is larger than the second.

1829
01:49:31,060 --> 01:49:32,420
The second is twice the third.

1830
01:49:32,520 --> 01:49:34,460
The third is smaller than the fourth.

1831
01:49:34,580 --> 01:49:36,480
The fourth is half the first.

1832
01:49:39,440 --> 01:49:41,580
And then we're given these clues here.

1833
01:49:41,720 --> 01:49:43,180
Four of the numbers are not repeated.

1834
01:49:43,360 --> 01:49:44,820
Three are not in the top row.

1835
01:49:46,540 --> 01:49:47,520
Two of them are not.

1836
01:49:47,560 --> 01:49:49,360
So there's a top row and there's a right row.

1837
01:49:49,760 --> 01:49:51,000
And three of the numbers

1838
01:49:51,000 --> 01:49:54,420
in the four number plot

1839
01:49:54,420 --> 01:49:55,960
are not in the top.

1840
01:49:56,400 --> 01:49:57,400
But one of them is.

1841
01:49:58,660 --> 01:49:59,720
And two of the numbers

1842
01:49:59,720 --> 01:50:02,580
in the, in the four number plot

1843
01:50:02,580 --> 01:50:06,160
don't appear in that right hand side.

1844
01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:09,200
You're talking three, six and nine.

1845
01:50:11,260 --> 01:50:13,900
Two of them are not in that.

1846
01:50:15,720 --> 01:50:17,840
So we need a fucking sketch pad

1847
01:50:17,840 --> 01:50:19,420
so I can start eliminating.

1848
01:50:20,280 --> 01:50:20,480
Hmm?

1849
01:50:20,480 --> 01:50:20,580
Hmm?

1850
01:50:20,580 --> 01:50:36,720
I'm not, I'd love to be able to just

1851
01:50:36,720 --> 01:50:38,280
look at the chat there.

1852
01:50:38,360 --> 01:50:38,860
I really would.

1853
01:50:38,940 --> 01:50:40,440
This is one of those moments where

1854
01:50:40,440 --> 01:50:43,580
I'm, I'm, I'm really stuck

1855
01:50:43,580 --> 01:50:44,860
on my own here.

1856
01:50:49,580 --> 01:50:51,900
I think I need to get a pen and a pencil

1857
01:50:51,900 --> 01:50:54,700
or pencil and a pad or a pen and a pad.

1858
01:50:58,580 --> 01:50:58,760
Ah.

1859
01:51:11,760 --> 01:51:13,020
I wonder if I get the

1860
01:51:13,020 --> 01:51:15,500
notepad app

1861
01:51:15,500 --> 01:51:17,160
up on the screen there.

1862
01:51:18,580 --> 01:51:19,660
Notepad.

1863
01:51:21,860 --> 01:51:23,740
I could, I could workshop it

1864
01:51:23,740 --> 01:51:24,600
in front of you.

1865
01:51:24,600 --> 01:51:25,880
Handheld gaming devices.

1866
01:51:26,440 --> 01:51:27,040
Game boy.

1867
01:51:27,640 --> 01:51:29,300
Thank you very much there game boy.

1868
01:51:30,240 --> 01:51:31,960
You don't have all the clues.

1869
01:51:32,140 --> 01:51:32,460
Okay.

1870
01:51:32,560 --> 01:51:33,840
So I don't have all the clues.

1871
01:51:35,780 --> 01:51:37,280
So we'll leave that there folks.

1872
01:51:39,080 --> 01:51:39,940
Somebody's telling me there

1873
01:51:39,940 --> 01:51:41,120
I don't have all the clues.

1874
01:51:41,420 --> 01:51:42,820
But somebody there in the chat

1875
01:51:42,820 --> 01:51:43,860
early on said I did.

1876
01:51:45,580 --> 01:51:52,980
Look, we'll come back to that later, yeah?

1877
01:51:53,980 --> 01:51:56,720
Now I'm, I'm scared to look at the chat again

1878
01:51:56,720 --> 01:52:01,140
just in case you're gonna fucking blow the surprise.

1879
01:52:01,140 --> 01:52:17,120
Let's go back to the room with the key on the board.

1880
01:52:17,260 --> 01:52:19,440
Maybe something, that perfume bottle or something

1881
01:52:19,440 --> 01:52:22,340
will have some bearing on that.

1882
01:52:22,340 --> 01:52:35,820
Georgia Rose.

1883
01:52:35,900 --> 01:52:36,740
Thank you very much.

1884
01:52:37,140 --> 01:52:37,460
Oh.

1885
01:52:37,820 --> 01:52:39,900
Now Georgia Rose saying you have the clues.

1886
01:52:39,980 --> 01:52:40,460
Don't listen.

1887
01:52:43,740 --> 01:52:44,560
Don't listen.

1888
01:52:45,140 --> 01:52:46,560
I will, I won't listen.

1889
01:52:46,840 --> 01:52:47,920
But I've already, it's too late.

1890
01:52:47,980 --> 01:52:48,320
I've listened.

1891
01:52:48,440 --> 01:52:49,660
Somebody's took the fucking thing around.

1892
01:52:50,180 --> 01:52:50,800
Let's have a look now.

1893
01:52:50,860 --> 01:52:53,760
See if we can utilize our pickups on this piece.

1894
01:53:02,760 --> 01:53:03,620
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1895
01:53:03,620 --> 01:53:05,620
Oh my god, fucking...

1896
01:53:32,420 --> 01:53:36,420
That's the stairwell key there to that. No.

1897
01:53:37,420 --> 01:53:43,420
Well now that I know that I have all the clues, I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna break that code.

1898
01:53:44,420 --> 01:53:47,420
I'm gonna show everyone how good my brain works.

1899
01:53:49,420 --> 01:53:55,420
I just would like... something like that now, it's handier for me to have a visual representation of what's going on,

1900
01:53:55,420 --> 01:54:02,420
and that's why I would like to have the pen and pad handy, but I don't have a pen and pad... I have a pad handy.

1901
01:54:02,420 --> 01:54:06,420
I can't think of if I've got a fucking pen...

1902
01:54:07,420 --> 01:54:10,420
in the gaff... anywhere.

1903
01:54:18,420 --> 01:54:23,420
Really looking forward to showing you folks how good my brain works when I put my brain to it.

1904
01:54:25,420 --> 01:54:28,420
I think I'm gonna have a brute force goal at first, just to see.

1905
01:54:29,420 --> 01:54:31,420
But it's gonna be an educated brute force goal.

1906
01:54:41,420 --> 01:54:45,420
If four of the numbers are not repeated, three are not in the top row.

1907
01:54:45,420 --> 01:54:46,420
Okay?

1908
01:54:46,420 --> 01:54:47,420
Huh?

1909
01:54:47,420 --> 01:54:49,420
Three are not in the top row.

1910
01:54:49,420 --> 01:54:50,420
Four of the numbers.

1911
01:54:50,420 --> 01:54:52,420
So one of the numbers is...

1912
01:54:52,420 --> 01:54:54,420
So let's just say...

1913
01:54:54,420 --> 01:54:56,420
Let's just say, for argument's sake, two.

1914
01:54:59,420 --> 01:55:00,420
The first is larger than the second.

1915
01:55:00,420 --> 01:55:00,420
Okay?

1916
01:55:00,420 --> 01:55:01,420
The first is larger than the second.

1917
01:55:01,420 --> 01:55:02,420
Okay?

1918
01:55:02,420 --> 01:55:03,420
So the first is larger than the second.

1919
01:55:03,420 --> 01:55:04,420
Yeah?

1920
01:55:04,420 --> 01:55:09,420
Let's, for argument's sake, say five.

1921
01:55:09,420 --> 01:55:10,420
Okay?

1922
01:55:10,420 --> 01:55:15,420
The second is twice the third.

1923
01:55:15,420 --> 01:55:16,420
Let's say six.

1924
01:55:16,420 --> 01:55:17,420
Yeah?

1925
01:55:17,420 --> 01:55:18,420
The third is smaller than the fourth.

1926
01:55:18,420 --> 01:55:19,420
Let's say three.

1927
01:55:19,420 --> 01:55:20,420
That wouldn't make sense because...

1928
01:55:20,420 --> 01:55:21,420
Oh no.

1929
01:55:21,420 --> 01:55:22,420
Yeah?

1930
01:55:22,420 --> 01:55:23,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1931
01:55:23,420 --> 01:55:24,420
Yeah?

1932
01:55:24,420 --> 01:55:25,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1933
01:55:25,420 --> 01:55:26,420
Yeah?

1934
01:55:26,420 --> 01:55:27,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1935
01:55:27,420 --> 01:55:28,420
Yeah?

1936
01:55:28,420 --> 01:55:29,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1937
01:55:29,420 --> 01:55:30,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1938
01:55:30,420 --> 01:55:31,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1939
01:55:31,420 --> 01:55:32,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1940
01:55:32,420 --> 01:55:33,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1941
01:55:33,420 --> 01:55:34,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1942
01:55:34,420 --> 01:55:35,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1943
01:55:35,420 --> 01:55:36,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1944
01:55:36,420 --> 01:55:37,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1945
01:55:37,420 --> 01:55:38,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1946
01:55:38,420 --> 01:55:39,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1947
01:55:39,420 --> 01:55:40,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1948
01:55:40,420 --> 01:55:41,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1949
01:55:41,420 --> 01:55:42,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1950
01:55:42,420 --> 01:55:43,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1951
01:55:43,420 --> 01:55:44,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1952
01:55:44,420 --> 01:55:45,420
No, it wouldn't make sense.

1953
01:55:45,420 --> 01:55:48,420
Because two are not in the right row.

1954
01:55:48,420 --> 01:55:51,420
Two of them are not in the right row.

1955
01:55:51,420 --> 01:55:52,420
But that's...

1956
01:55:52,420 --> 01:55:53,420
No, that's right.

1957
01:55:53,420 --> 01:55:54,420
That's right.

1958
01:55:54,420 --> 01:55:55,420
Yeah.

1959
01:55:55,420 --> 01:55:56,420
So then, final...

1960
01:55:56,420 --> 01:56:00,420
It must be then the fourth number is half the first.

1961
01:56:00,420 --> 01:56:03,420
But that's half five.

1962
01:56:03,420 --> 01:56:05,420
So you can't do that.

1963
01:56:05,420 --> 01:56:08,420
No, the first...

1964
01:56:08,420 --> 01:56:10,420
What one did I press is first.

1965
01:56:10,420 --> 01:56:12,420
Did I press five first?

1966
01:56:12,420 --> 01:56:14,420
Let's just press...

1967
01:56:14,420 --> 01:56:17,420
Let's cancel that and start again.

1968
01:56:17,420 --> 01:56:19,420
Okay, nothing's happening.

1969
01:56:19,420 --> 01:56:23,420
I think you just have to press them in the right order and then you're in.

1970
01:56:23,420 --> 01:56:26,420
It doesn't tell you that you're shit if you've got it wrong.

1971
01:56:26,420 --> 01:56:29,420
You just have to put them all in the right order.

1972
01:56:29,420 --> 01:56:32,420
So let's go again here.

1973
01:56:32,420 --> 01:56:35,420
The first is larger than the second.

1974
01:56:35,420 --> 01:56:39,420
Okay, let's go with four.

1975
01:56:39,420 --> 01:56:41,420
Let's just say four.

1976
01:56:41,420 --> 01:56:46,420
Let's say four.

1977
01:56:46,420 --> 01:57:01,420
The second is twice the third.

1978
01:57:01,420 --> 01:57:03,420
Six.

1979
01:57:03,420 --> 01:57:10,420
The third is smaller than the fourth.

1980
01:57:10,420 --> 01:57:11,420
The fourth.

1981
01:57:11,420 --> 01:57:11,420
The fourth.

1982
01:57:11,420 --> 01:57:12,420
The fourth.

1983
01:57:12,420 --> 01:57:13,420
The fourth.

1984
01:57:13,420 --> 01:57:17,420
The fourth.

1985
01:57:17,420 --> 01:57:38,460
that's not gonna work that's not gonna work if the third is fucking hell

1986
01:57:40,560 --> 01:57:45,160
let's just say three i mean i spread this is all wrong the fourth is half the first though

1987
01:57:45,160 --> 01:57:56,380
i wouldn't be there's only there's only one of these appears in the whole code and it says two of them

1988
01:57:56,380 --> 01:58:03,820
are not in the right row two are not in the right row two of them are not in the right row two numbers

1989
01:58:03,820 --> 01:58:08,660
that appear not in the right row so does that mean the two of them are in the right row

1990
01:58:08,660 --> 01:58:17,800
and by process of elimination one of those two has to be three so let's think about that for a moment

1991
01:58:17,800 --> 01:58:24,980
if one of the numbers in the code is one of these right

1992
01:58:24,980 --> 01:58:38,000
then that could be the that could be three and if two of the numbers are not in this

1993
01:58:38,000 --> 01:58:43,240
then that leaves only these four

1994
01:58:43,240 --> 01:58:49,820
okay that leaves only these four

1995
01:58:49,820 --> 01:59:09,480
and if the fourth if the final number is half the first that would mean

1996
01:59:13,480 --> 01:59:37,700
that we're talking either four or three is the final number so let's say eight

1997
01:59:37,700 --> 01:59:56,360
six six six three four

1998
01:59:56,360 --> 01:59:58,360
*Tonk*

1999
01:59:58,360 --> 02:00:00,360
*Tonk*

2000
02:00:00,360 --> 02:00:02,360
*Tonk*

2001
02:00:02,360 --> 02:00:07,360
*Otherton City beat*

2002
02:00:07,360 --> 02:00:09,360
*Otherton City beat*

2003
02:00:09,360 --> 02:00:11,360
*Otherton City beat*

2004
02:00:11,360 --> 02:00:19,960
Everybody, everybody rock your body right.

2005
02:00:21,720 --> 02:00:24,140
Backstreet, back, all right.

2006
02:00:24,140 --> 02:00:54,120
Backstreet, back, all right.

2007
02:00:54,120 --> 02:01:24,100
Backstreet, back, all right.

2008
02:01:24,100 --> 02:01:25,560
Yeah!

2009
02:01:26,100 --> 02:01:26,100
Yeah!

2010
02:01:26,100 --> 02:01:28,100
Yeah!

2011
02:01:28,100 --> 02:01:30,100
Yeah!

2012
02:01:30,100 --> 02:01:30,100
Yeah!

2013
02:01:30,100 --> 02:01:30,100
Yeah!

2014
02:01:30,100 --> 02:01:30,100
Yeah!

2015
02:01:30,100 --> 02:01:30,100
Yeah!

2016
02:01:30,100 --> 02:01:32,100
Yeah!

2017
02:01:32,100 --> 02:01:32,100
Yeah!

2018
02:01:32,100 --> 02:01:34,100
Yeah!

2019
02:01:34,100 --> 02:01:36,100
Yeah!

2020
02:01:36,100 --> 02:01:38,100
Yeah!

2021
02:01:38,100 --> 02:01:39,100
Yeah!

2022
02:01:39,100 --> 02:01:40,100
Yeah!

2023
02:01:40,100 --> 02:01:42,100
Yeah!

2024
02:01:42,100 --> 02:01:44,100
Yeah!

2025
02:01:44,100 --> 02:01:46,100
Yeah!

2026
02:01:46,100 --> 02:01:48,100
Yeah!

2027
02:01:48,100 --> 02:01:50,100
Yeah!

2028
02:01:50,100 --> 02:01:52,100
Yeah!

2029
02:01:52,100 --> 02:01:54,100
Yeah!

2030
02:01:54,100 --> 02:01:56,100
Yeah!

2031
02:01:56,100 --> 02:01:58,100
Yeah!

2032
02:01:58,100 --> 02:02:15,760
Did, uh, I wonder, did anybody write that code in the chat? And if you did, you didn't get me.

2033
02:02:16,760 --> 02:02:25,440
I'm glad I didn't see that. Can look at the chat again. Let's have a look. I'm going to scroll back there.

2034
02:02:25,440 --> 02:02:42,820
Your rhetoric will smother you. Thank you very much, Georgia Rose, who simply says raw brain power.

2035
02:02:48,460 --> 02:02:53,940
Just goes to show you that if you keep thinking about stuff, you'll find a way.

2036
02:02:53,940 --> 02:03:08,280
Do you know what? That's, that's encouraged me now to increase the riddle level. I wonder, can you increase the riddle level mid-game?

2037
02:03:08,280 --> 02:03:33,160
No, you can't. You can only, you can only do that at the very beginning of the game.

2038
02:03:35,280 --> 02:03:39,960
International. Thank you very much. Welcome aboard, Francis. Thank you very much, Mensa.

2039
02:03:42,160 --> 02:03:45,020
You should do puzzles in the paper more often. It would help.

2040
02:03:45,860 --> 02:03:49,760
Dara Darmody says, this game is too easy for you. Thank you very much for the tip.

2041
02:03:52,400 --> 02:03:58,640
You can solve it. I just want to scroll as well, just to see if anyone says he's stupid.

2042
02:03:58,860 --> 02:04:01,340
You know, anyone was putting it out there that I was stupid.

2043
02:04:03,280 --> 02:04:05,400
Just going to check there. I'm going back.

2044
02:04:05,400 --> 02:04:31,380
No, nobody told us, nobody said the exact number.

2045
02:04:31,380 --> 02:04:34,560
Thank you very much, Hanley, man.

2046
02:04:37,160 --> 02:04:42,580
Work out all the possible numbers that people were telling me that people were telling me how to figure it out.

2047
02:04:42,640 --> 02:04:45,400
They weren't telling me what the number was.

2048
02:04:47,000 --> 02:04:50,220
Keep going. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Brilliant.

2049
02:04:50,560 --> 02:04:52,600
Now I've got to the bit where I've done it.

2050
02:04:54,040 --> 02:04:59,000
Great stuff. Brilliant. Lots of encouragement there. Brilliant. Thank you very much for the encouragement.

2051
02:05:01,300 --> 02:05:02,020
Great stuff.

2052
02:05:03,340 --> 02:05:04,380
Computer games.

2053
02:05:05,220 --> 02:05:06,840
Matty C. Thank you very much.

2054
02:05:06,840 --> 02:05:08,460
And how gaming devices. Gameboy.

2055
02:05:13,260 --> 02:05:16,040
I can't see, um...

2056
02:05:16,040 --> 02:05:21,040
I can't see any spoilers.

2057
02:05:21,900 --> 02:05:22,900
But then again, I've...

2058
02:05:22,900 --> 02:05:24,520
This is the short-term memory.

2059
02:05:24,620 --> 02:05:27,420
I've forgotten what the actual code was when I just worked out there.

2060
02:05:31,000 --> 02:05:32,100
Thank you very much.

2061
02:05:33,100 --> 02:05:34,600
Bambi. Matty C.

2062
02:05:34,940 --> 02:05:35,680
And Bambi.

2063
02:05:39,440 --> 02:05:40,760
Higgins isn't simple.

2064
02:05:40,760 --> 02:06:01,620
I'm feeling very, very good now.

2065
02:06:01,700 --> 02:06:07,880
And I'm going to take a bash to this poor soul's head in celebration.

2066
02:06:08,480 --> 02:06:10,440
We'll do a quick save before that.

2067
02:06:10,440 --> 02:06:15,860
And whip out the steel.

2068
02:06:16,440 --> 02:06:22,100
Which is going to come very handy against this monstrous nurse.

2069
02:06:23,140 --> 02:06:23,760
Thank you very much.

2070
02:06:23,840 --> 02:06:25,120
A clone named Gibso.

2071
02:06:25,620 --> 02:06:27,460
Sounds of the inventory menu.

2072
02:06:29,160 --> 02:06:31,220
Sound like your boom time song.

2073
02:06:31,340 --> 02:06:32,140
Did you sample them?

2074
02:06:32,680 --> 02:06:34,520
I didn't, but they're very sample-able.

2075
02:06:34,960 --> 02:06:35,820
I must say.

2076
02:06:36,200 --> 02:06:37,480
I really like the sounds.

2077
02:06:37,740 --> 02:06:38,380
And it has to...

2078
02:06:39,380 --> 02:06:45,340
I have to extend that sentiment to many other Konami titles.

2079
02:06:46,340 --> 02:06:49,380
There's something about this and the titles.

2080
02:06:50,300 --> 02:06:50,720
Oh, fuck.

2081
02:06:50,760 --> 02:06:51,420
She's got a gun.

2082
02:06:51,420 --> 02:07:03,940
Love that.

2083
02:07:04,160 --> 02:07:04,880
Love that.

2084
02:07:09,160 --> 02:07:11,360
There's something about the Konami titles.

2085
02:07:11,920 --> 02:07:16,760
I think maybe Pro Evolution Soccer Series.

2086
02:07:17,920 --> 02:07:20,760
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.

2087
02:07:21,420 --> 02:07:22,280
1 to 6.

2088
02:07:23,480 --> 02:07:24,900
On PlayStation 2.

2089
02:07:26,400 --> 02:07:26,920
Their title...

2090
02:07:27,840 --> 02:07:29,260
These titles, you know...

2091
02:07:29,260 --> 02:07:30,720
They look basic.

2092
02:07:31,200 --> 02:07:31,940
And they are.

2093
02:07:32,180 --> 02:07:32,820
In a way.

2094
02:07:33,760 --> 02:07:35,080
But they sound great.

2095
02:07:36,140 --> 02:07:36,420
You know?

2096
02:07:36,840 --> 02:07:36,960
Oh.

2097
02:07:37,840 --> 02:07:38,020
Oh.

2098
02:07:38,480 --> 02:07:38,740
Oh.

2099
02:07:39,840 --> 02:07:40,180
Oh.

2100
02:07:40,180 --> 02:07:40,560
Oh.

2101
02:07:40,560 --> 02:07:40,880
Oh.

2102
02:07:40,880 --> 02:07:40,940
Oh.

2103
02:07:43,940 --> 02:07:59,280
But it's deceptively basic in Pro Evolution because there's a lot of depth to the customization.

2104
02:08:00,560 --> 02:08:01,880
And the bits and pieces you could be doing.

2105
02:08:01,880 --> 02:08:04,640
Years ago, I was Chinese.

2106
02:08:05,700 --> 02:08:07,700
Thank you very much there, Francis Riddler.

2107
02:08:08,080 --> 02:08:09,420
There's a medical record here.

2108
02:08:09,500 --> 02:08:10,720
Could this be for the dead guy?

2109
02:08:11,560 --> 02:08:11,920
Great.

2110
02:08:12,500 --> 02:08:13,340
Another riddle, is it?

2111
02:08:13,340 --> 02:08:14,560
Bring it on.

2112
02:08:14,680 --> 02:08:15,560
Background unknown.

2113
02:08:15,720 --> 02:08:16,660
Name, age unknown.

2114
02:08:16,900 --> 02:08:18,040
Not admitted patient.

2115
02:08:18,460 --> 02:08:19,940
Found in poor mental state.

2116
02:08:20,260 --> 02:08:21,420
On hospital grounds.

2117
02:08:23,000 --> 02:08:27,320
And temporarily installed in the room M4 chief's discretion.

2118
02:08:28,080 --> 02:08:34,560
Died late tonight from blood loss due to severed carotid artery.

2119
02:08:35,160 --> 02:08:37,960
Was grasping own kitchen knife in right hand.

2120
02:08:38,360 --> 02:08:40,960
Assume this was cause of neck wound.

2121
02:08:41,100 --> 02:08:42,100
This was cause of neck wound.

2122
02:08:42,100 --> 02:08:45,320
Possible suicide.

2123
02:08:45,320 --> 02:08:45,840
Possible suicide.

2124
02:08:46,660 --> 02:08:48,720
We also know there are no unknowns.

2125
02:08:48,820 --> 02:08:51,540
There is to say there are some things we do not know.

2126
02:08:52,100 --> 02:08:52,940
Thank you very much.

2127
02:08:53,020 --> 02:08:54,400
How are you?

2128
02:08:55,020 --> 02:08:55,720
To Chanel.

2129
02:08:56,560 --> 02:08:58,300
Courtesy of Fox Mulder there.

2130
02:08:58,580 --> 02:09:00,200
How are you?

2131
02:09:00,440 --> 02:09:00,920
Chanel.

2132
02:09:02,080 --> 02:09:10,860
but wound angle suspicious sent to second floor treatment room for further investigation,

2133
02:09:10,860 --> 02:09:19,420
have received no proof or corroboration of events or event from patient residing in same room,

2134
02:09:20,440 --> 02:09:22,860
have not notified police.

2135
02:09:23,500 --> 02:09:30,620
However, for future necessity, leave Vike Times bed and Efeektes intact.

2136
02:09:31,900 --> 02:09:32,900
Room M4.

2137
02:09:36,360 --> 02:09:38,820
And look at that old foot.

2138
02:09:38,820 --> 02:09:42,560
And an arm, it's got a tat on it as well.

2139
02:09:42,660 --> 02:09:45,320
That looks like the arm of Pyramid Book.

2140
02:09:47,820 --> 02:09:49,400
Start my key.

2141
02:09:50,060 --> 02:09:51,640
Start time my key.

2142
02:09:52,080 --> 02:09:53,840
Oh, the start time is my key.

2143
02:09:54,980 --> 02:09:56,860
The start time is my key.

2144
02:10:01,720 --> 02:10:04,300
The start time is my key.

2145
02:10:08,720 --> 02:10:11,820
The start time is my key.

2146
02:10:15,060 --> 02:10:16,420
Maybe use that one.

2147
02:10:16,420 --> 02:10:41,420
Sorry there, I'm just going to increase the size of the fucking save state box so I can easily...

2148
02:10:41,420 --> 02:10:43,960
There we go.

2149
02:10:43,960 --> 02:10:54,440
Looking forward to battering the head off this one here.

2150
02:10:55,720 --> 02:10:57,920
Might even give her the old runaround first.

2151
02:11:00,640 --> 02:11:01,780
And then go like this.

2152
02:11:02,300 --> 02:11:02,980
Fuck yeah.

2153
02:11:02,980 --> 02:11:16,700
And then lovely stuff.

2154
02:11:21,220 --> 02:11:22,140
Katana.

2155
02:11:23,360 --> 02:11:30,580
It's just something about the blunt thud of the steel pipe that feels really, really satisfying.

2156
02:11:31,000 --> 02:11:36,760
I'm wondering whether, would I get that feeling from the Slashingtons world of adventures with the Katana.

2157
02:11:37,180 --> 02:11:38,180
I don't think so.

2158
02:11:40,340 --> 02:11:41,880
It's time for Katana.

2159
02:11:42,300 --> 02:11:43,720
Right here, right now.

2160
02:11:50,520 --> 02:11:54,280
What about that? The mall. Would the mall take a load of them out in one go?

2161
02:11:59,020 --> 02:12:00,180
Let's have a go at the mall.

2162
02:12:00,180 --> 02:12:07,240
The mall's rubbish.

2163
02:12:13,940 --> 02:12:14,220
Rubbish.

2164
02:12:22,360 --> 02:12:23,760
I wonder what that's like.

2165
02:12:24,100 --> 02:12:24,740
Stone gun.

2166
02:12:25,120 --> 02:12:26,620
In one, would that take a...

2167
02:12:26,620 --> 02:12:28,740
Touch them though, it's very short range.

2168
02:12:29,680 --> 02:12:31,720
It has to touch them, it's short range.

2169
02:12:31,920 --> 02:12:33,520
Nah, it's Katana or a bust.

2170
02:12:38,460 --> 02:12:39,140
Oh yeah.

2171
02:12:43,420 --> 02:12:44,080
That's it.

2172
02:12:44,080 --> 02:12:44,080
That's it.

2173
02:12:44,080 --> 02:12:44,080
That's it.

2174
02:13:08,540 --> 02:13:09,380
Fuck, man.

2175
02:13:20,900 --> 02:13:22,240
And you.

2176
02:13:23,140 --> 02:13:23,880
And you.

2177
02:13:31,220 --> 02:13:33,400
All that for a fucking medicine box.

2178
02:13:33,400 --> 02:14:03,380
All that for a fucking medicine box.

2179
02:14:03,380 --> 02:14:06,380
A clone named Gibson.

2180
02:14:06,540 --> 02:14:08,320
Thank you very much for the sounds of the inventory.

2181
02:14:08,440 --> 02:14:09,160
Oh, yeah, I read it already.

2182
02:14:09,320 --> 02:14:10,620
It sounds like the Boom Time song.

2183
02:14:10,760 --> 02:14:12,680
I haven't heard that song in a long time.

2184
02:14:12,760 --> 02:14:13,600
I can't even remember.

2185
02:14:14,160 --> 02:14:15,740
All I remember is the sample from.

2186
02:14:16,180 --> 02:14:17,460
In the Boom Time!

2187
02:14:22,340 --> 02:14:24,660
I think that was just a garage band.

2188
02:14:25,500 --> 02:14:27,680
That was a garage band keyboard.

2189
02:14:29,900 --> 02:14:31,120
Is what that was.

2190
02:14:31,780 --> 02:14:34,900
We need to read the fucking notebook from your man again, is it?

2191
02:14:35,760 --> 02:14:38,080
Hopefully he'll give us the code to the briefcase.

2192
02:14:39,180 --> 02:14:41,640
There was a tattooed guy on that rumpled bed.

2193
02:14:41,840 --> 02:14:42,720
Not anymore, though.

2194
02:14:43,140 --> 02:14:45,360
That alarm clock and filthy bag are his.

2195
02:14:45,960 --> 02:14:47,040
But don't misunderstand.

2196
02:14:47,640 --> 02:14:48,020
I have.

2197
02:14:48,760 --> 02:14:49,920
I haven't done a thing.

2198
02:14:50,020 --> 02:14:50,780
I didn't hate him.

2199
02:14:51,260 --> 02:14:52,140
Though he was a liar.

2200
02:14:53,700 --> 02:14:55,400
Shall I write something of my own?

2201
02:14:55,660 --> 02:14:56,680
On my chest.

2202
02:14:58,680 --> 02:14:59,640
With Thomas.

2203
02:14:59,880 --> 02:15:03,140
Since I can't cut it open to show you my heart.

2204
02:15:03,240 --> 02:15:04,040
I love Heather.

2205
02:15:04,940 --> 02:15:06,880
No, something a bit more forceful.

2206
02:15:07,020 --> 02:15:09,420
I love Heather isn't enough for what I feel.

2207
02:15:10,380 --> 02:15:12,700
What tender emotion this image brings.

2208
02:15:13,560 --> 02:15:14,300
Stanley Coleman.

2209
02:15:21,460 --> 02:15:22,460
Stanley Kubrick.

2210
02:15:32,140 --> 02:15:33,760
That's a briefcase.

2211
02:15:33,820 --> 02:15:34,540
That's something.

2212
02:15:35,060 --> 02:15:36,780
The attaché case is locked.

2213
02:15:38,240 --> 02:15:41,720
We don't have the numbers to crunch at the moment.

2214
02:15:43,400 --> 02:15:44,360
But we will do.

2215
02:15:46,240 --> 02:15:46,960
That's a given.

2216
02:15:47,840 --> 02:15:50,620
We just need to go into this next room down here.

2217
02:15:50,920 --> 02:15:51,320
M6.

2218
02:15:52,720 --> 02:15:53,820
Before we backtrack.

2219
02:15:55,720 --> 02:15:56,600
Backtrack and sack.

2220
02:15:56,600 --> 02:16:04,740
And would that be the.

2221
02:16:04,820 --> 02:16:05,860
Would that be the.

2222
02:16:06,860 --> 02:16:07,600
Answer there.

2223
02:16:08,320 --> 02:16:09,840
The time is my key.

2224
02:16:10,020 --> 02:16:10,780
That is Steve Jennings.

2225
02:16:10,880 --> 02:16:12,260
Would that be the answer that you're giving me?

2226
02:16:15,100 --> 02:16:16,020
I hope it isn't.

2227
02:16:16,280 --> 02:16:17,540
The time is my key.

2228
02:16:17,860 --> 02:16:18,140
Ah.

2229
02:16:18,340 --> 02:16:18,640
Fucking.

2230
02:16:18,720 --> 02:16:19,720
You're telling me the exact.

2231
02:16:19,900 --> 02:16:20,100
Yeah.

2232
02:16:20,780 --> 02:16:21,660
Just need to focus.

2233
02:16:21,780 --> 02:16:22,000
You know.

2234
02:16:22,080 --> 02:16:22,780
Just need to focus.

2235
02:16:22,780 --> 02:16:24,640
I mean.

2236
02:16:25,700 --> 02:16:27,340
They're telling you right away.

2237
02:16:27,460 --> 02:16:28,340
That there's an alarm clock.

2238
02:16:28,400 --> 02:16:29,240
When you go and it's ringing.

2239
02:16:29,520 --> 02:16:30,000
And I'm just.

2240
02:16:30,500 --> 02:16:31,660
I'm talking shite.

2241
02:16:31,720 --> 02:16:33,140
While I'm not paying attention.

2242
02:16:33,140 --> 02:16:34,360
To what's going on here.

2243
02:16:34,360 --> 02:17:00,340
Maybe 20.

2244
02:17:00,340 --> 02:17:00,440
20.

2245
02:17:00,440 --> 02:17:00,440
20.

2246
02:17:00,440 --> 02:17:05,140
Maybe.

2247
02:17:05,140 --> 02:17:05,680
Maybe 2.

2248
02:17:06,740 --> 02:17:08,100
21.

2249
02:17:12,100 --> 02:17:13,300
Oh.

2250
02:17:21,500 --> 02:17:23,080
It's 2.

2251
02:17:23,300 --> 02:17:25,020
Fucking 22.

2252
02:17:25,320 --> 02:17:25,560
Maybe.

2253
02:17:27,080 --> 02:17:27,960
Yeah.

2254
02:17:27,960 --> 02:17:28,020
Yeah.

2255
02:17:28,020 --> 02:17:40,620
That's not my work though.

2256
02:17:40,700 --> 02:17:41,060
That's.

2257
02:17:41,660 --> 02:17:42,880
I'll credit to Steve.

2258
02:17:46,620 --> 02:17:47,360
Thanks Steve.

2259
02:17:47,360 --> 02:17:47,360
Thanks Steve.

2260
02:17:55,360 --> 02:17:59,460
What did I just get there?

2261
02:17:59,480 --> 02:17:59,900
A camera.

2262
02:18:00,600 --> 02:18:02,500
Now what am I meant to photograph with that camera?

2263
02:18:16,220 --> 02:18:17,520
What about that key?

2264
02:18:17,580 --> 02:18:19,240
We've got a staircase key as well.

2265
02:18:20,000 --> 02:18:23,480
I'm willing to bet now that we use our staircase key.

2266
02:18:24,620 --> 02:18:26,360
Before we use our camera.

2267
02:18:33,040 --> 02:18:33,540
Yep.

2268
02:18:33,540 --> 02:18:35,540
*Sigh*

2269
02:18:35,540 --> 02:18:37,540
*Sigh*

2270
02:18:37,540 --> 02:19:07,520
I'm sorry.

2271
02:19:07,520 --> 02:19:21,340
Let's go down. Let's go basement.

2272
02:19:21,340 --> 02:19:46,000
What the fuck is that look? A wheelchair with a creaky wheel.

2273
02:19:46,000 --> 02:20:15,980
What the fuck is that look? A wheelchair with a creaky wheel.

2274
02:20:15,980 --> 02:20:37,820
Blood bag.

2275
02:20:40,460 --> 02:20:44,580
Streaks of blood as if something got dragged are continuing onto the back of the shelf.

2276
02:20:44,580 --> 02:20:58,980
Oh, that's fucking oozy, is it? Get in there.

2277
02:20:58,980 --> 02:21:28,960
Thank you.

2278
02:21:28,960 --> 02:21:39,820
Let's see what this is again once more in here.

2279
02:21:39,820 --> 02:21:43,960
I just want to...

2280
02:21:43,960 --> 02:21:57,960
Your rhetoric will flutter you.

2281
02:21:57,960 --> 02:21:58,780
That scared me there.

2282
02:21:58,880 --> 02:22:00,100
Thanks very much, Tim Reedy.

2283
02:22:01,860 --> 02:22:02,900
Thank you very much.

2284
02:22:07,900 --> 02:22:09,200
What's going to happen with that?

2285
02:22:09,300 --> 02:22:09,440
Look.

2286
02:22:10,280 --> 02:22:10,680
Keep on.

2287
02:22:13,700 --> 02:22:14,960
What was in the briefcase?

2288
02:22:15,060 --> 02:22:15,500
C-Mac.

2289
02:22:16,820 --> 02:22:18,440
The one I already opened, is it?

2290
02:22:18,820 --> 02:22:20,600
Or have I missed another briefcase?

2291
02:22:20,720 --> 02:22:22,400
There was a camera inside the briefcase.

2292
02:22:23,980 --> 02:22:25,860
Oh, use the camera on the bloodstain.

2293
02:22:29,140 --> 02:22:31,720
I knew that you had to use the camera, you know.

2294
02:22:32,440 --> 02:22:33,360
I knew that.

2295
02:22:35,700 --> 02:22:39,180
I know you're not going to believe me, but I did know that you had to do that.

2296
02:22:43,860 --> 02:22:44,860
Thank you very much.

2297
02:22:46,380 --> 02:22:47,260
Mantis to bargain.

2298
02:22:47,400 --> 02:22:48,060
Thank you very much.

2299
02:22:48,060 --> 02:23:18,040
Thank you.

2300
02:23:18,040 --> 02:23:48,020
Thank you.

2301
02:23:48,020 --> 02:24:02,080
Today's the last day for Tom's Hot Dogs.

2302
02:24:02,080 --> 02:24:03,000
Good evening, Nick.

2303
02:24:03,000 --> 02:24:03,620
Give them while you can.

2304
02:24:04,740 --> 02:24:05,720
Thank you very much.

2305
02:24:06,080 --> 02:24:08,020
Today's the last day for Tom's Hot Dogs.

2306
02:24:08,020 --> 02:24:08,380
Today!

2307
02:24:18,000 --> 02:24:47,980
Today's the last day for Tom's Hot Dogs.

2308
02:24:47,980 --> 02:25:17,960
Third floor.

2309
02:25:17,960 --> 02:25:47,940
Padded cells.

2310
02:25:47,940 --> 02:25:49,240
White sky scattering fragrance.

2311
02:25:49,340 --> 02:25:50,040
My heart clamoring.

2312
02:25:50,120 --> 02:25:50,980
My chest like storm.

2313
02:25:51,040 --> 02:25:51,740
You trifle with it.

2314
02:25:52,180 --> 02:25:54,120
Your pristine glance like a feast when you smile.

2315
02:25:54,640 --> 02:25:55,280
Thoughts disturbed.

2316
02:25:55,380 --> 02:25:56,960
My breath like opium drives me mad.

2317
02:25:57,280 --> 02:25:57,580
Eric.

2318
02:25:57,840 --> 02:26:00,100
A great poet who conveys my feelings so well.

2319
02:26:00,480 --> 02:26:02,320
I shouldn't have let this place get to me.

2320
02:26:02,780 --> 02:26:06,980
Should never have gone crazy, but it's superbly enjoyable to drown in my love for you.

2321
02:26:08,580 --> 02:26:09,880
Why won't you accept the truth.

2322
02:26:09,880 --> 02:26:09,880
Why won't you accept the truth.

2323
02:26:09,880 --> 02:26:09,880
Why won't you accept proof of my love?

2324
02:26:09,880 --> 02:26:10,440
Why won't you accept proof of my love?

2325
02:26:10,440 --> 02:26:11,740
Don't stand on ceremony.

2326
02:26:11,740 --> 02:26:12,520
Why won't you accept proof of my love?

2327
02:26:12,520 --> 02:26:13,680
Why won't you accept proof of my love? Don't stand on ceremony.

2328
02:26:13,680 --> 02:26:14,000
After all, you and I exist as one.

2329
02:26:14,000 --> 02:26:15,980
What I give to you is the same as what I give to me.

2330
02:26:15,980 --> 02:26:16,820
Stanley Coleman.

2331
02:26:16,820 --> 02:26:20,180
Should have threw away the fucking key.

2332
02:26:21,500 --> 02:26:25,720
But he's seemingly alive or still around because he's leaving these fucking things.

2333
02:26:26,260 --> 02:26:27,300
Lying around the gaff.

2334
02:26:39,540 --> 02:26:40,460
Oh my god.

2335
02:26:40,460 --> 02:26:59,380
There's nothing in there then.

2336
02:27:00,020 --> 02:27:01,600
Could have just turned around and walked out.

2337
02:27:01,600 --> 02:27:14,460
Punishment for brutality towards patient.

2338
02:27:14,580 --> 02:27:17,540
12 hours confinement in the special treatment room.

2339
02:27:17,540 --> 02:27:20,980
Maybe that's what I'm going to call the new situation room.

2340
02:27:21,100 --> 02:27:21,820
Coming soon.

2341
02:27:22,280 --> 02:27:23,540
December 13th.

2342
02:27:26,080 --> 02:27:28,560
Dismissal policy no longer in effect.

2343
02:27:28,780 --> 02:27:31,580
Contact the chief if you have any questions.

2344
02:27:31,580 --> 02:27:33,260
There's something handwritten.

2345
02:27:33,320 --> 02:27:34,600
I like the name of that room again.

2346
02:27:34,660 --> 02:27:36,160
The trick is not to leave any marks.

2347
02:27:36,600 --> 02:27:38,040
And one other thing.

2348
02:27:38,120 --> 02:27:39,800
This looks like it was written by a different person.

2349
02:27:40,340 --> 02:27:41,740
The chief is a pervert.

2350
02:27:43,540 --> 02:27:47,860
Christy would have been better off if she had been fired.

2351
02:27:48,480 --> 02:27:50,260
See what the name in that room is again.

2352
02:27:50,620 --> 02:27:51,920
Special treatment room.

2353
02:28:00,640 --> 02:28:02,380
Friday the 13th.

2354
02:28:02,380 --> 02:28:03,380
Is it really?

2355
02:28:03,380 --> 02:28:05,280
I thought it was Wednesday.

2356
02:28:05,780 --> 02:28:06,840
That really does.

2357
02:28:09,800 --> 02:28:11,080
Change the game.

2358
02:28:13,220 --> 02:28:14,660
Nightmare before Christmas.

2359
02:28:22,660 --> 02:28:24,000
Silent Hill 4.

2360
02:28:24,140 --> 02:28:24,700
The room.

2361
02:28:24,700 --> 02:28:34,800
Silent Tulsk.

2362
02:28:34,800 --> 02:28:36,380
The room.

2363
02:28:36,380 --> 02:28:36,420
The room.

2364
02:28:40,440 --> 02:28:41,600
Shamra.

2365
02:28:45,520 --> 02:28:47,600
With a Tammy Whizzle.

2366
02:28:47,600 --> 02:28:57,320
Let me just check there.

2367
02:28:57,460 --> 02:28:58,200
That inventory.

2368
02:28:59,400 --> 02:29:01,640
A little waste of bullets on that nurse.

2369
02:29:03,240 --> 02:29:04,660
Gonna fucking equip the pipe.

2370
02:29:04,920 --> 02:29:05,800
Could have took the pipe.

2371
02:29:06,780 --> 02:29:07,880
Could have just used the katana.

2372
02:29:16,280 --> 02:29:17,480
Thursday the 5th.

2373
02:29:17,480 --> 02:29:19,160
Freddy's day of relaxation.

2374
02:29:19,160 --> 02:29:49,140
It's a little different.

2375
02:29:49,140 --> 02:30:18,140
The only thing I'm a bit concerned about is the size of the fucker because I looked at the... It said delivery dispatch there earlier on. I got a notification. So it's left Germany. It's now in France. At a parcel hub there. And the only concern I would have is how big he... I think he's going to be a little fella, you know? Like, it looks as though his legs...

2376
02:30:18,140 --> 02:30:21,880
Kind of go... He's got stubby little legs.

2377
02:30:35,880 --> 02:30:38,080
Can we see a picture? I don't want to ruin it, you know?

2378
02:30:41,460 --> 02:30:43,460
I mean, if you just Amazon...

2379
02:30:44,700 --> 02:30:50,780
Dummies, you'll get an idea. I'm sure you'll see something that fits the description.

2380
02:30:52,800 --> 02:30:55,800
I haven't a name yet, no, Niall, but I mean...

2381
02:30:55,800 --> 02:30:57,380
It's a German dummy.

2382
02:30:58,040 --> 02:30:59,160
So maybe hands.

2383
02:31:05,960 --> 02:31:07,040
Oh, poopen.

2384
02:31:08,780 --> 02:31:09,980
Showroom poopen.

2385
02:31:12,080 --> 02:31:16,040
Is this another sensual door lock code?

2386
02:31:16,120 --> 02:31:17,140
We have the...

2387
02:31:17,140 --> 02:31:18,200
A-Doll.

2388
02:31:18,720 --> 02:31:21,840
We have the code from the Polaroid, don't we?

2389
02:31:22,880 --> 02:31:24,580
Remember that little number we got.

2390
02:31:24,660 --> 02:31:25,720
The Polaroid number.

2391
02:31:30,360 --> 02:31:31,580
Where would you keep...

2392
02:31:31,580 --> 02:31:33,140
Would she not have kept that?

2393
02:31:33,500 --> 02:31:34,600
Don't tell me there in the chat.

2394
02:31:34,660 --> 02:31:35,740
I want to work this one out.

2395
02:31:35,800 --> 02:31:37,060
This little puzzle for myself.

2396
02:31:38,620 --> 02:31:41,360
Would she have not kept the Polaroid...

2397
02:31:42,040 --> 02:31:42,880
In file?

2398
02:31:54,360 --> 02:31:56,640
Via showroom

2399
02:31:56,640 --> 02:31:57,540
Tommy's

2400
02:31:57,540 --> 02:32:00,340
Via showroom

2401
02:32:00,340 --> 02:32:01,820
Tommy's

2402
02:32:01,820 --> 02:32:06,060
Yeah, Parastroica, thanks for letting me know

2403
02:32:06,060 --> 02:32:06,920
And I'm not being

2404
02:32:06,920 --> 02:32:10,500
Sarcastic

2405
02:32:10,500 --> 02:32:12,740
But I want to know

2406
02:32:12,740 --> 02:32:14,260
How in the fuck

2407
02:32:14,260 --> 02:32:16,960
You take a picture

2408
02:32:16,960 --> 02:32:19,120
And it wouldn't tell you

2409
02:32:19,120 --> 02:32:21,280
Unless she's wrote it on the map, hasn't she?

2410
02:32:21,360 --> 02:32:22,200
Yeah, okay, yeah

2411
02:32:22,200 --> 02:32:25,280
I get you, I get you, I get you, I get you, I get you, I get you

2412
02:32:25,280 --> 02:32:26,960
No, she hasn't

2413
02:32:26,960 --> 02:32:28,960
Thank you very much

2414
02:32:28,960 --> 02:32:31,040
A clone named Gibso

2415
02:32:31,040 --> 02:32:33,480
Who says Reinhardt Steincastle

2416
02:32:33,480 --> 02:32:34,380
For the dummy name

2417
02:32:34,380 --> 02:32:37,600
It's a nice name, I don't know what their

2418
02:32:37,600 --> 02:32:39,920
The meaning is there

2419
02:32:39,920 --> 02:32:45,420
So back to the original there

2420
02:32:45,420 --> 02:32:46,880
How would she have not

2421
02:32:46,880 --> 02:32:49,100
Marked the fucking map

2422
02:32:49,100 --> 02:32:50,080
Or at least

2423
02:32:50,080 --> 02:32:52,660
You go into your inventory here

2424
02:32:52,660 --> 02:32:55,240
Maps

2425
02:32:55,240 --> 02:32:55,960
Memos

2426
02:32:55,960 --> 02:32:56,580
Options

2427
02:32:56,580 --> 02:32:57,440
Why

2428
02:32:57,440 --> 02:32:58,780
Why wouldn't it be written?

2429
02:32:58,980 --> 02:32:59,200
Are you

2430
02:32:59,200 --> 02:33:00,040
Are you just meant to

2431
02:33:00,040 --> 02:33:01,040
Remember that?

2432
02:33:09,320 --> 02:33:10,840
Make hands of the cut

2433
02:33:10,840 --> 02:33:20,200
I know you think

2434
02:33:20,200 --> 02:33:21,100
What it is

2435
02:33:21,100 --> 02:33:22,160
They're a ragman

2436
02:33:22,160 --> 02:33:23,060
And whatnot

2437
02:33:23,060 --> 02:33:24,260
But I just want to know

2438
02:33:24,260 --> 02:33:24,680
Why

2439
02:33:24,680 --> 02:33:26,440
Would they have not

2440
02:33:26,440 --> 02:33:28,800
Do I have to go back down

2441
02:33:28,800 --> 02:33:29,860
There?

2442
02:33:34,460 --> 02:33:34,860
Look

2443
02:33:34,860 --> 02:33:38,080
I know that you've given me the code

2444
02:33:38,080 --> 02:33:39,000
And I could put it in there

2445
02:33:39,000 --> 02:33:40,740
But just for my own peace of mind

2446
02:33:40,740 --> 02:33:41,960
I'm just thinking

2447
02:33:41,960 --> 02:33:43,460
If I'm playing this on my own

2448
02:33:43,460 --> 02:33:45,020
How do I remember that number?

2449
02:33:46,400 --> 02:33:47,940
So I'm going to go all the way down

2450
02:33:47,940 --> 02:33:48,900
Stairs again

2451
02:33:48,900 --> 02:33:49,660
It's not far

2452
02:33:49,660 --> 02:33:50,500
It's not far

2453
02:33:50,500 --> 02:33:52,260
And I'm going to get that

2454
02:33:52,260 --> 02:33:53,620
See if the number is down there

2455
02:33:53,620 --> 02:33:54,140
To behold

2456
02:33:54,140 --> 02:34:06,880
Was it not on the photo

2457
02:34:06,880 --> 02:34:07,340
We took

2458
02:34:07,340 --> 02:34:08,200
Behind the shelf

2459
02:34:08,200 --> 02:34:10,060
Where's the photo to Paul?

2460
02:34:10,080 --> 02:34:10,660
That's what I'm saying

2461
02:34:10,660 --> 02:34:18,540
I'm just

2462
02:34:18,540 --> 02:34:20,340
I want to satisfy my own

2463
02:34:20,340 --> 02:34:21,380
Mind here by

2464
02:34:21,380 --> 02:34:23,120
Going back down

2465
02:34:23,120 --> 02:34:23,640
And seeing it

2466
02:34:23,640 --> 02:34:28,580
Inventory empty

2467
02:34:28,580 --> 02:34:29,880
No photo

2468
02:34:29,880 --> 02:34:30,720
In pocket

2469
02:34:30,720 --> 02:34:40,860
Yeah Heather will reiterate the code

2470
02:34:40,860 --> 02:34:41,700
Yeah

2471
02:34:41,700 --> 02:34:44,160
No she won't though

2472
02:34:44,160 --> 02:34:46,620
Oh yeah

2473
02:34:46,620 --> 02:34:47,980
The number's on the back

2474
02:34:47,980 --> 02:34:48,960
There's 3148

2475
02:34:48,960 --> 02:34:49,700
That's where it was

2476
02:34:49,700 --> 02:34:50,660
There you go

2477
02:34:50,660 --> 02:34:56,900
And as frustrating

2478
02:34:56,900 --> 02:34:57,840
As that might be

2479
02:34:57,840 --> 02:34:58,620
To have to watch

2480
02:34:58,620 --> 02:34:59,140
As a viewer

2481
02:34:59,140 --> 02:34:59,500
Me

2482
02:34:59,500 --> 02:35:00,780
Arsing around

2483
02:35:00,780 --> 02:35:02,840
Going back and forth

2484
02:35:02,840 --> 02:35:06,520
There's something in it

2485
02:35:06,520 --> 02:35:08,600
There's something in it

2486
02:35:08,600 --> 02:35:08,940
You know

2487
02:35:08,940 --> 02:35:11,340
They designed it that way

2488
02:35:11,340 --> 02:35:12,960
They designed it

2489
02:35:12,960 --> 02:35:14,040
Knowing you'd forget

2490
02:35:14,040 --> 02:35:14,740
The fucking thing

2491
02:35:14,740 --> 02:35:16,320
And then you have to

2492
02:35:16,320 --> 02:35:16,880
Come back down

2493
02:35:16,880 --> 02:35:21,580
So there's a little bit

2494
02:35:21,580 --> 02:35:22,620
Of a victory in it

2495
02:35:22,620 --> 02:35:23,300
Going all the way

2496
02:35:23,300 --> 02:35:23,880
Back down together

2497
02:35:23,880 --> 02:35:24,820
Rather than just

2498
02:35:24,820 --> 02:35:27,520
Cheating

2499
02:35:27,520 --> 02:35:50,680
Friday the 13th

2500
02:35:50,680 --> 02:35:51,620
Showroom

2501
02:35:51,620 --> 02:35:51,640
Showroom

2502
02:35:51,640 --> 02:35:52,220
Popping

2503
02:35:52,220 --> 02:36:00,620
And uh

2504
02:36:00,620 --> 02:36:03,900
In addition to the

2505
02:36:03,900 --> 02:36:05,560
Because I was anticipating

2506
02:36:05,560 --> 02:36:06,180
What's

2507
02:36:06,180 --> 02:36:07,380
I don't know what's

2508
02:36:07,380 --> 02:36:08,100
Going to go down

2509
02:36:08,100 --> 02:36:08,620
But I know

2510
02:36:08,620 --> 02:36:09,400
That something's

2511
02:36:09,400 --> 02:36:10,100
Going to go down

2512
02:36:10,100 --> 02:36:12,540
And things need to be safe

2513
02:36:12,540 --> 02:36:14,260
When that happens

2514
02:36:14,260 --> 02:36:16,880
I bought

2515
02:36:16,880 --> 02:36:17,960
In addition to the

2516
02:36:17,960 --> 02:36:18,560
Dummy

2517
02:36:18,560 --> 02:36:21,740
Um

2518
02:36:21,740 --> 02:36:23,600
Floor protection mat

2519
02:36:23,600 --> 02:36:24,960
Jigsaw piece

2520
02:36:24,960 --> 02:36:25,880
Protection mat

2521
02:36:25,880 --> 02:36:26,360
Where you

2522
02:36:26,360 --> 02:36:27,680
Piece them all together

2523
02:36:27,680 --> 02:36:31,660
I don't want to go

2524
02:36:31,660 --> 02:36:32,680
Damaging any fucking

2525
02:36:32,680 --> 02:36:33,600
Elbows or limbs

2526
02:36:33,600 --> 02:36:33,920
You know

2527
02:36:33,920 --> 02:36:36,240
When we're grappling

2528
02:36:36,240 --> 02:36:37,640
Not to say there's

2529
02:36:37,640 --> 02:36:38,420
Going to be any grappling

2530
02:36:38,420 --> 02:36:39,580
I don't want to go

2531
02:36:39,580 --> 02:36:40,280
Into it anymore

2532
02:36:40,280 --> 02:36:40,800
I don't want to

2533
02:36:40,800 --> 02:36:43,540
Hope House

2534
02:36:43,540 --> 02:36:44,640
Is an orphanage

2535
02:36:44,640 --> 02:36:45,420
It's also a place

2536
02:36:45,420 --> 02:36:46,040
In Foxford

2537
02:36:46,040 --> 02:36:47,240
Is an orphanage

2538
02:36:47,240 --> 02:36:48,160
On the outskirts

2539
02:36:48,160 --> 02:36:49,180
Of Silent Hill

2540
02:36:49,180 --> 02:36:52,240
Needs a generator

2541
02:36:52,240 --> 02:36:53,340
And some work lamps

2542
02:36:53,340 --> 02:36:54,680
I might go to

2543
02:36:54,680 --> 02:36:55,060
Lidl

2544
02:36:55,060 --> 02:36:55,900
And see what

2545
02:36:55,900 --> 02:36:56,780
Parkside

2546
02:36:56,780 --> 02:36:58,560
Stuff they have

2547
02:36:58,560 --> 02:36:59,240
I might just buy

2548
02:36:59,240 --> 02:37:00,400
A drill

2549
02:37:00,400 --> 02:37:01,520
As well

2550
02:37:01,520 --> 02:37:02,980
Just have a fucking drill

2551
02:37:02,980 --> 02:37:03,240
But

2552
02:37:03,240 --> 02:37:04,760
I don't want it to

2553
02:37:04,760 --> 02:37:05,840
Get too dark

2554
02:37:05,840 --> 02:37:06,440
And disturbing

2555
02:37:06,440 --> 02:37:06,880
You know

2556
02:37:06,880 --> 02:37:08,820
It doesn't even

2557
02:37:08,820 --> 02:37:09,960
I don't want it to be

2558
02:37:09,960 --> 02:37:10,700
Disturbing

2559
02:37:10,700 --> 02:37:18,120
Just to have the drill

2560
02:37:18,120 --> 02:37:18,700
Sound

2561
02:37:18,700 --> 02:37:22,040
The game

2562
02:37:22,040 --> 02:37:23,320
Is at 4x resolution

2563
02:37:23,320 --> 02:37:23,680
It's

2564
02:37:23,680 --> 02:37:25,440
It's increased Jake

2565
02:37:25,440 --> 02:37:26,380
Thanks to

2566
02:37:26,380 --> 02:37:27,940
Solid

2567
02:37:27,940 --> 02:37:27,940
Solid

2568
02:37:27,940 --> 02:37:29,920
Solid serpent

2569
02:37:29,920 --> 02:37:31,260
Last night

2570
02:37:31,260 --> 02:37:31,880
Let us know

2571
02:37:31,880 --> 02:37:32,440
That you could

2572
02:37:32,440 --> 02:37:33,580
Increase the value

2573
02:37:33,580 --> 02:37:34,120
Of the game

2574
02:37:34,120 --> 02:37:34,840
And I did that

2575
02:37:34,840 --> 02:37:37,700
Every fucking studio

2576
02:37:37,700 --> 02:37:38,500
At night

2577
02:37:38,500 --> 02:37:40,300
Insurance companies

2578
02:37:40,300 --> 02:37:42,160
Producer

2579
02:37:42,160 --> 02:37:47,820
Now I'm thinking

2580
02:37:47,820 --> 02:37:48,900
One

2581
02:37:48,900 --> 02:37:50,000
Is one dummy

2582
02:37:50,000 --> 02:37:50,840
Gonna be enough

2583
02:37:50,840 --> 02:37:56,100
Thank you very much

2584
02:37:56,100 --> 02:37:56,900
Elliot Smith

2585
02:37:56,900 --> 02:37:57,480
Fan

2586
02:37:57,480 --> 02:37:58,420
Would love to see

2587
02:37:58,420 --> 02:37:59,500
Tommy and Fontaine

2588
02:37:59,500 --> 02:37:59,880
Back

2589
02:37:59,880 --> 02:38:01,120
But you were great

2590
02:38:01,120 --> 02:38:01,840
As well Francis

2591
02:38:01,840 --> 02:38:02,700
Thank you very much

2592
02:38:02,700 --> 02:38:07,900
Yeah you might see them

2593
02:38:07,900 --> 02:38:08,200
Soon

2594
02:38:08,200 --> 02:38:10,800
Stay tuned

2595
02:38:10,800 --> 02:38:13,700
Not tonight

2596
02:38:13,700 --> 02:38:17,820
Is one dummy

2597
02:38:17,820 --> 02:38:18,720
Gonna be enough

2598
02:38:18,720 --> 02:38:19,860
That's the question now

2599
02:38:19,860 --> 02:38:22,880
Just gonna have a quick check

2600
02:38:22,880 --> 02:38:23,320
On the

2601
02:38:23,320 --> 02:38:26,040
Track the package update

2602
02:38:26,040 --> 02:38:27,740
And see if he's left France

2603
02:38:27,740 --> 02:38:32,700
It's just comforting to know

2604
02:38:32,700 --> 02:38:33,380
That the ground

2605
02:38:33,380 --> 02:38:34,640
Is gonna be safe

2606
02:38:34,640 --> 02:38:36,140
For whatever happens

2607
02:38:36,140 --> 02:38:36,740
The ground

2608
02:38:36,740 --> 02:38:38,520
When he's in there

2609
02:38:38,520 --> 02:38:47,880
And it's great to have something to look forward to

2610
02:38:47,880 --> 02:38:48,380
Isn't it?

2611
02:38:49,300 --> 02:38:49,640
Do you know?

2612
02:38:49,780 --> 02:38:50,760
A lot of the times

2613
02:38:50,760 --> 02:38:51,300
It's like

2614
02:38:51,300 --> 02:38:52,400
Okay there'll be another

2615
02:38:52,400 --> 02:38:53,660
I'll do another stream

2616
02:38:53,660 --> 02:38:54,340
Or you know

2617
02:38:54,340 --> 02:38:55,920
There'll be one coming maybe

2618
02:38:55,920 --> 02:38:57,100
Around the corner

2619
02:38:57,100 --> 02:38:59,880
What's gonna happen?

2620
02:39:00,100 --> 02:39:01,460
But now we know

2621
02:39:01,460 --> 02:39:02,760
It's locked in

2622
02:39:02,760 --> 02:39:03,080
You know?

2623
02:39:05,300 --> 02:39:06,140
Oh hang on

2624
02:39:06,140 --> 02:39:08,000
On the way

2625
02:39:08,000 --> 02:39:09,140
December 13th

2626
02:39:10,840 --> 02:39:11,140
This

2627
02:39:11,140 --> 02:39:12,660
Has been dispatched

2628
02:39:12,660 --> 02:39:14,100
But not yet dispatched

2629
02:39:14,100 --> 02:39:15,000
Alright I don't know

2630
02:39:15,000 --> 02:39:17,040
The floor mat hasn't been dispatched

2631
02:39:17,040 --> 02:39:18,500
But it's still gonna be arriving

2632
02:39:18,500 --> 02:39:19,520
Or maybe they're being dispatched

2633
02:39:19,520 --> 02:39:20,300
From different places

2634
02:39:20,300 --> 02:39:21,380
They're all gonna be arriving

2635
02:39:21,380 --> 02:39:25,880
On the same day

2636
02:39:25,880 --> 02:39:29,200
And it's on the way

2637
02:39:29,200 --> 02:39:43,440
see all updates yeah it's satoul satoulis a bonds of her own alps france let's have a look at where

2638
02:39:43,440 --> 02:39:50,000
satoulis let's just see where this get an idea of where this little guy is at the moment

2639
02:39:50,000 --> 02:39:56,000
um

2640
02:39:56,000 --> 02:40:09,040
oh shit

2641
02:40:09,040 --> 02:40:36,640
satoulis a bonds

2642
02:40:36,640 --> 02:40:57,600
so that's where he is he's leon on the outskirts of leon

2643
02:40:59,840 --> 02:41:02,640
from there

2644
02:41:02,640 --> 02:41:07,920
to here that's where he doesn't know that he's on a journey towards something

2645
02:41:10,560 --> 02:41:16,240
i'm not gonna say untoward but he's on the j he's on a he's on a bad journey let's just say that

2646
02:41:22,800 --> 02:41:30,080
and there's a church there as well iglis sam pierre a sam blaze bluz

2647
02:41:34,080 --> 02:41:37,680
right next to an airport look so he must be in a hangar there somewhere

2648
02:41:39,040 --> 02:41:46,720
bass to bonds he's gonna get his bonds rattled that's for sure he'll have no bonds left when i

2649
02:41:46,720 --> 02:41:50,880
finish with them but seriously though he will be okay

2650
02:41:53,040 --> 02:41:56,080
he will be okay i don't want to promote any bad

2651
02:41:58,320 --> 02:42:05,360
fucking stuff on any of the streams i don't want it to be seen as a bad stream you know

2652
02:42:09,840 --> 02:42:15,600
but really i think what needs to happen everyone needs to do if you know you're you're living

2653
02:42:15,600 --> 02:42:24,880
somewhere you need to practice a routine for what could or should happen in the event of a break-in

2654
02:42:24,880 --> 02:42:29,120
you know or in the event of something going wrong or someone coming to get you

2655
02:42:37,920 --> 02:42:41,680
as you get older you know you start to think about your own mortality

2656
02:42:43,040 --> 02:42:52,240
you start to look a little bit more at the past rather than the future and you think i need to be safe

2657
02:42:52,240 --> 02:42:58,560
i need to keep i need to make sure that i can extend you're maximizing your time on earth

2658
02:42:58,560 --> 02:43:02,480
and how would you do that by safety how do you learn to be safe

2659
02:43:04,880 --> 02:43:11,760
by practicing for fucking situations what do you do then how do you do that you make a situation room

2660
02:43:13,440 --> 02:43:17,600
do you want to make a big deal out of it no what you call it then you call it situation room no

2661
02:43:18,480 --> 02:43:20,640
you call it the special treatment room

2662
02:43:20,640 --> 02:43:34,400
niall flynn keep a hurly handy that's all well and good but if you've no history of plain hurling

2663
02:43:36,160 --> 02:43:41,360
how's that gonna go down in the court of law you know that you don't want to end up with the

2664
02:43:41,360 --> 02:43:50,160
fucking situation where you're being put on trial then for absolutely clobbering someone's

2665
02:43:50,160 --> 02:43:57,760
fucking killing with the hurly you know there needs to be a reasonable

2666
02:43:59,280 --> 02:44:05,040
the jury needs to know that there was a reason behind having that fucking stick there what was the stake in

2667
02:44:05,040 --> 02:44:10,720
use for what was it there for you know for instance i often think about this uh

2668
02:44:12,800 --> 02:44:15,120
scenario right i have a crowbar

2669
02:44:17,520 --> 02:44:20,880
and although that might bring you a little bit of fucking

2670
02:44:25,200 --> 02:44:31,600
peace of mind it's so strong that that would kill someone so i'm thinking if you had that and you use

2671
02:44:31,600 --> 02:44:35,760
that on someone who came into your house and you killed them that's that's not gonna work

2672
02:44:38,560 --> 02:44:42,240
so you need to do you do you have to have a weapon that would

2673
02:44:45,440 --> 02:44:54,240
not kill but would be enough to incapacitate vacuum cleaner extension pipe

2674
02:44:57,600 --> 02:45:03,360
and omar is saying i got a baseball bat off aliexpress but that's yeah i mean if you're living in america

2675
02:45:03,360 --> 02:45:08,560
where you play baseball but nobody plays baseball here to my knowledge

2676
02:45:11,040 --> 02:45:16,960
and even then it's the hurly situation again you'd have to prove you were going out on a sunday and

2677
02:45:18,080 --> 02:45:23,520
puck in a slither but that's never happened you know that's never happened

2678
02:45:25,600 --> 02:45:33,600
any plans to play black ops ronan or ronatron um it's there it's installed i'd rather just play warzone

2679
02:45:34,240 --> 02:45:46,320
do you know i don't have black ops the actual game where i have black ops warzone

2680
02:45:53,680 --> 02:46:01,520
auntie thank you very much your eyes open and watch your ass keep your eyes open and watch your ass

2681
02:46:03,920 --> 02:46:13,920
um just in from wicked happy stream mass thank you very much just uh brainstorming there what

2682
02:46:14,560 --> 02:46:17,040
you would get away with in the event of a break-in

2683
02:46:20,960 --> 02:46:29,600
you know and you had to defend yourself um baseball bat obviously i don't play baseball never have so i mean

2684
02:46:29,600 --> 02:46:35,120
the court the jury would be possibly persuaded that that was there just for intentional use

2685
02:46:36,240 --> 02:46:42,000
rolling pin what about here's another one right what if somebody breaks into your house but they

2686
02:46:42,000 --> 02:46:46,720
haven't yet launched an attack at you but just for the fact that they've broken your house

2687
02:46:47,920 --> 02:46:54,400
i'm so angry at that in that situation that i've gone and attacked them is that okay

2688
02:46:54,400 --> 02:47:03,040
okay

2689
02:47:07,040 --> 02:47:13,440
yeah the the the the nally situation was a gun and it's a completely different situation

2690
02:47:17,040 --> 02:47:23,360
i mean you could could you could you reasonably just say he came at me man and he was trying to get me

2691
02:47:25,920 --> 02:47:28,880
could you just say that it's your word against theirs that stage

2692
02:47:31,040 --> 02:47:32,720
i think what the best thing is right

2693
02:47:33,680 --> 02:47:39,440
have a camera at the front door so you can say you can reasonably say to the cons or the jury

2694
02:47:40,400 --> 02:47:46,320
look it's obvious this broke in but don't have the camera pointing to inside the house

2695
02:47:46,320 --> 02:47:51,760
and whatever happens inside the house it's anybody's guess then you know

2696
02:47:54,880 --> 02:47:59,040
thank you very much the new york mets did somebody mention baseball sure did

2697
02:47:59,840 --> 02:48:04,480
there's some uh there's a yankees fan or at least one yankees fan i think that watches as well so

2698
02:48:05,440 --> 02:48:08,240
need to keep you be need to keep you apart

2699
02:48:10,640 --> 02:48:12,080
get them into the room then

2700
02:48:15,840 --> 02:48:17,840
a non-cloud storage camera

2701
02:48:24,960 --> 02:48:30,800
in honor of dick shoof can you have a look at who the 41st treasurer of alabama was i will indeed

2702
02:48:34,240 --> 02:48:36,240
what about satolis a bonds

2703
02:48:39,840 --> 02:48:45,360
41st treasurer is it what the is a treasurer of a state

2704
02:48:54,400 --> 02:48:58,160
young boozer the third young j boozer

2705
02:49:00,480 --> 02:49:06,080
he doesn't look young at all he's still alive

2706
02:49:16,400 --> 02:49:16,960
boozer

2707
02:49:20,160 --> 02:49:22,320
i wonder what that is is that a german name

2708
02:49:28,960 --> 02:49:29,440
anyway

2709
02:49:34,400 --> 02:49:35,440
well uh we'll just

2710
02:49:36,880 --> 02:49:37,840
carry on here

2711
02:49:40,000 --> 02:49:46,720
i suppose this little uh brainstorm it's good really then to get the ideas flowing and then

2712
02:49:48,160 --> 02:49:56,240
you know a practice your eyes open session a literal practice session uh you take the theory into the field

2713
02:49:56,240 --> 02:49:59,040
an infield bit of training can then follow

2714
02:50:00,240 --> 02:50:03,840
circa the 13th of december friday the 13th it really does

2715
02:50:04,880 --> 02:50:10,240
feel very fitting mattie c thank you very much unfortunately not the same rules as the states

2716
02:50:10,240 --> 02:50:16,600
even if they break in unless they come after you in the gaff you can't batter them well the thing is

2717
02:50:16,600 --> 02:50:25,120
what i got at there matty thanks for the tip is that they have no proof as what has happened after

2718
02:50:25,120 --> 02:50:31,700
they've got in but the problem now is that me having a fucking live stream to people where i've

2719
02:50:31,700 --> 02:50:38,400
actively said all this stuff could definitely be used against me then so it's it's just enough it's

2720
02:50:38,400 --> 02:50:43,240
just goes to show that the live streaming could work against you because if that was to happen now

2721
02:50:43,240 --> 02:50:51,360
in the future then this is fucking hard evidence so in a way this is me just appealing to any future

2722
02:50:51,360 --> 02:51:01,300
jury in a fucking trial where i've where someone has fucking had some problems i in no way harbor any

2723
02:51:01,300 --> 02:51:10,500
intent to hurt or or or do anything bad to anyone inside my gaff ever it's not that's not what's

2724
02:51:10,500 --> 02:51:16,700
happening here what's happening here is we've got some visit we've got someone coming around on friday

2725
02:51:16,700 --> 02:51:29,660
and we're just working out how that's gonna go down okay and i'm talking to you and you that's two three and you count

2726
02:51:29,660 --> 02:51:43,340
and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you ladies and gentlemen of the jury

2727
02:51:45,660 --> 02:51:53,900
look at the facts before you cast aspersions look at the record have i ever done anything like this

2728
02:51:57,900 --> 02:52:05,500
i rest my case i'm coming at you from the fucking past you know you have to think about what kind of a

2729
02:52:05,500 --> 02:52:11,500
person is that kind of is that the kind of a person that you want to go to prison someone who's had that

2730
02:52:11,500 --> 02:52:18,860
who's got that kind of foresight and acuity and if you are watching this stream for this reason now where

2731
02:52:18,860 --> 02:52:24,460
it's evidence in a trial where someone something's happened to someone have a look back there maybe

2732
02:52:24,460 --> 02:52:29,660
rewind the stream maybe about half an hour 45 minutes to an hour and look at the riddle that i did

2733
02:52:31,740 --> 02:52:36,140
i didn't even look at the chat box as well is that someone you want to put away

2734
02:52:37,340 --> 02:52:43,260
is it and look at the joy also that i'm bringing to some people quib there is wrote hahaha

2735
02:52:44,620 --> 02:52:48,540
that won't be written any that won't be written might be written in someone else's i'm not sure but it won't

2736
02:52:48,540 --> 02:52:53,660
be written anymore i'm not that's not gonna happen someone's wrote low they have they're probably

2737
02:52:53,660 --> 02:52:59,900
laughing so hard they haven't even appended the the l on the end is that someone you want to send away

2738
02:52:59,900 --> 02:53:13,340
into the fucking slammer okay think first yeah because there's not enough thinking going on

2739
02:53:15,820 --> 02:53:22,620
hope house is an orphanage on the outskirts of silent hill but behind its false image is a place

2740
02:53:22,620 --> 02:53:28,300
where children are kidnapped and brainwashed this thing this is being played in court as well this bit

2741
02:53:28,300 --> 02:53:35,100
this little text they don't they forget to press pause or stop on the fucking clip and i'm just reading

2742
02:53:35,100 --> 02:53:42,780
out stuff about children being kidnapped hope house is managed by the silent hill smile support society

2743
02:53:42,780 --> 02:53:49,580
a charity organization sometimes called for s we know there's some things we do not extenuating

2744
02:53:49,580 --> 02:53:59,260
circumstances thank you very much for s i was in a place called s 41 in and it was the genocide museum

2745
02:53:59,260 --> 02:54:09,980
it was called thank you very much anonymous nobody no break-in no problem fill your boots talking on the

2746
02:54:09,980 --> 02:54:14,780
stream thank you very much there nobody no break no problem there's nobody

2747
02:54:16,780 --> 02:54:26,780
you don't want today's the last day for tom's hot dogs get them while you can great rain 741 thank you very much the last day for tom's hot dogs

2748
02:54:27,980 --> 02:54:38,060
um so just if you're still watching jury when i said that that was a tip message that's not nothing that came from my mind about the nobody no break and i'm

2749
02:54:39,340 --> 02:54:50,860
look if it was to happen i don't think i would have got rid of the body and if there is no body there's probably no there's probably no even court case at the moment because i mean how would you get the how do you get to trial

2750
02:54:50,860 --> 02:55:01,180
it's true that for s is a well-respected charity that takes in poor children without homes and raises them with hope

2751
02:55:02,940 --> 02:55:12,140
but at its heart it is a heathen organization that teaches its own warped dogma in lieu of a good religious of good religious values

2752
02:55:13,100 --> 02:55:19,740
mr mr smith i think we need a little bit of ambient sound behind this

2753
02:55:21,340 --> 02:55:28,860
chilling tale because the makers of the game have not furnished us with the relevant

2754
02:55:29,740 --> 02:55:42,540
soundscapes let's just say that anguished panda thank you very much keep your eyes open and watch your ass

2755
02:55:48,780 --> 02:55:51,740
years ago i was chinese

2756
02:55:56,380 --> 02:56:01,020
thank you very much there francis bang to rights that is very very kind of you there

2757
02:56:05,820 --> 02:56:11,820
see here what we've got going on there so that's that you want that and then you don't want that to be on

2758
02:56:11,820 --> 02:56:14,220
there then you put that there there

2759
02:56:14,220 --> 02:56:21,260
mr smith

2760
02:56:23,500 --> 02:56:26,780
temp who lives near hope house had this to say

2761
02:56:28,620 --> 02:56:33,820
sometimes at night i can hear their weird prayers and the sounds of children crying

2762
02:56:33,820 --> 02:56:59,580
crying. Sometimes at night, thank you very much, Climothy, at night I can hear the weird

2763
02:56:59,580 --> 02:57:09,560
prayers and the sounds of children crying. I went there to complain one time, but they ran me right out. Since then, it hasn't changed a bit.

2764
02:57:09,560 --> 02:57:25,600
This reporter was refused admission when he attempted to take photographs in the facility.

2765
02:57:26,600 --> 02:57:49,800
What exactly did the folks at Hope House have to hide? To hide. During my investigations, I was able to discover, however, a suspicious looking round concrete tower which appears to be part of their facilities. Unfortunately, no one was willing to tell us what the tower was used for.

2766
02:57:49,800 --> 02:58:00,800
But it seems unlikely that it has anything to do with the business of raising orphans. It may in fact be a prison or a secret place of worship.

2767
02:58:00,800 --> 02:58:02,800
The cult religion that operates Hope House is known by locals simply as the Order. The Order! It's a religion that is deeply interwoven. Sorry.

2768
02:58:02,800 --> 02:58:29,600
The cult religion that operates Hope House is known by locals simply as the Order. The Order! It's a religion that is deeply interwoven. Sorry.

2769
02:58:29,600 --> 02:58:58,600
It's a religion that's deeply interwoven. With Silent Hills history tonight. Silent Hills history. Thank you very much, Willy Bejesus.

2770
02:58:58,600 --> 02:59:27,600
But it's worshipers fervent belief. That they're among the elite chosen people as a dark and dangerous side. I intend to continue my investigation of Hope House. And the cult behind it, they'll never hide. Just adding that one in. I've always believed. That telling the whole truth. And showing the children the true path.

2771
02:59:27,600 --> 02:59:29,740
path is our

2772
02:59:29,740 --> 02:59:31,560
most important duty.

2773
02:59:32,700 --> 02:59:34,020
Joseph Schreiber,

2774
02:59:34,380 --> 02:59:35,800
yeah, Joseph Schreiber.

2775
02:59:38,800 --> 02:59:39,800
Joseph

2776
02:59:39,800 --> 02:59:41,160
Schreiber.

2777
02:59:43,300 --> 02:59:45,380
Fucking Schreiber.

2778
02:59:46,020 --> 02:59:47,540
Good man,

2779
02:59:47,700 --> 02:59:48,920
Schreiber tonight.

2780
02:59:50,740 --> 02:59:51,660
Joseph

2781
02:59:51,660 --> 02:59:53,520
Schreiber tonight.

2782
02:59:56,520 --> 02:59:57,980
You can't!

2783
03:00:04,900 --> 03:00:05,380
Francis,

2784
03:00:05,700 --> 03:00:07,740
on your body disposal problem,

2785
03:00:07,840 --> 03:00:09,800
it wasn't a body disposal problem,

2786
03:00:09,900 --> 03:00:11,640
it only took a dark turn

2787
03:00:11,640 --> 03:00:13,900
because of a few fucking bad apples in the chat.

2788
03:00:15,480 --> 03:00:17,480
Thank you very much there, Hawk Tua.

2789
03:00:20,740 --> 03:00:21,340
Francis,

2790
03:00:21,500 --> 03:00:23,460
on your body disposal problem, look up

2791
03:00:23,460 --> 03:00:25,400
piranha fluid, a mixture of hydrogen

2792
03:00:25,400 --> 03:00:27,880
peroxide and sulfuric acid will dissolve anything.

2793
03:00:28,080 --> 03:00:30,300
I suppose that's a breaking bad situation, is it?

2794
03:00:31,400 --> 03:00:33,420
Gives a buzz next week

2795
03:00:33,420 --> 03:00:34,580
when you need the job done.

2796
03:00:34,660 --> 03:00:35,260
Thank you very much.

2797
03:00:35,260 --> 03:00:36,240
Your rhetoric will smother you.

2798
03:00:36,580 --> 03:00:38,840
And Greg Wallace, thank you very much there.

2799
03:00:38,920 --> 03:00:41,720
I need to rectify the text on that particular rhetoric

2800
03:00:41,720 --> 03:00:45,020
alert because

2801
03:00:45,020 --> 03:00:48,700
I notice that a lot of the names sometimes get cropped out.

2802
03:00:48,700 --> 03:00:51,140
Okay, so that was Joseph Schreiber

2803
03:00:51,140 --> 03:00:53,520
and he had a lot to say about Hope House.

2804
03:00:53,620 --> 03:00:55,640
Said it was a religious place and it was a cult.

2805
03:00:56,120 --> 03:01:00,080
So I just want to reiterate that has nothing to do with Hope House.

2806
03:01:00,200 --> 03:01:01,920
I don't know what's going on in the studio at night.

2807
03:01:02,620 --> 03:01:03,660
Insurance company.

2808
03:01:05,400 --> 03:01:05,840
Producers.

2809
03:01:06,000 --> 03:01:07,580
Thank you very much, Willem de Friend.

2810
03:01:07,660 --> 03:01:09,280
It has nothing to do with the Hope House

2811
03:01:09,280 --> 03:01:10,460
religious run

2812
03:01:10,460 --> 03:01:12,840
place in Foxford.

2813
03:01:13,620 --> 03:01:15,000
I hear they do a great job.

2814
03:01:16,060 --> 03:01:16,820
And, you know,

2815
03:01:17,700 --> 03:01:18,740
hard times.

2816
03:01:20,800 --> 03:01:22,660
But there's a Hope House in Silent Hill

2817
03:01:22,660 --> 03:01:23,980
and it seems as though

2818
03:01:23,980 --> 03:01:25,560
there's something going on there

2819
03:01:25,560 --> 03:01:26,420
that's not right.

2820
03:01:29,460 --> 03:01:31,120
Thank you very much, Young Boozer.

2821
03:01:48,300 --> 03:01:50,480
It's a lovely sound of doors there.

2822
03:01:51,500 --> 03:01:52,460
Late at night.

2823
03:01:52,460 --> 03:01:55,300
Maybe this is relaxing

2824
03:01:55,300 --> 03:01:56,820
to listen to just the sound

2825
03:01:56,820 --> 03:01:58,240
of footsteps in corridors

2826
03:01:58,240 --> 03:02:01,440
and repeatedly locked doors.

2827
03:02:03,740 --> 03:02:04,720
Maybe it's not.

2828
03:02:08,380 --> 03:02:10,620
But I'm getting a bit of a chillness out of it.

2829
03:02:10,880 --> 03:02:13,540
It's slow.

2830
03:02:13,760 --> 03:02:14,540
It's languid.

2831
03:02:14,800 --> 03:02:17,260
It's not got all the hallmarks

2832
03:02:17,260 --> 03:02:18,620
of a fucking ball breaker,

2833
03:02:18,760 --> 03:02:19,780
a ball buster game.

2834
03:02:19,780 --> 03:02:25,940
And here we have a dismembered doll.

2835
03:02:26,000 --> 03:02:27,260
Now it's taking a dark

2836
03:02:27,260 --> 03:02:29,040
and sinister turn.

2837
03:02:29,340 --> 03:02:30,460
Our old friend,

2838
03:02:31,400 --> 03:02:32,360
whatever his name was.

2839
03:02:33,200 --> 03:02:34,480
Anonymous, thank you very much.

2840
03:02:34,540 --> 03:02:35,340
Legal Defense Fund.

2841
03:02:35,420 --> 03:02:35,700
Good luck.

2842
03:02:36,560 --> 03:02:37,420
Goodbye, Heather.

2843
03:02:38,140 --> 03:02:39,660
I'm sorry I wasn't able to respond

2844
03:02:39,660 --> 03:02:40,260
to your love.

2845
03:02:40,380 --> 03:02:41,500
There was no love there

2846
03:02:41,500 --> 03:02:42,940
in the first place.

2847
03:02:43,160 --> 03:02:44,040
You're a lunatic.

2848
03:02:44,940 --> 03:02:46,080
It's all over.

2849
03:02:46,620 --> 03:02:47,740
Leonard despises me.

2850
03:02:47,780 --> 03:02:48,300
Who's Leonard?

2851
03:02:48,720 --> 03:02:49,540
Because I was,

2852
03:02:49,800 --> 03:02:50,780
I made fun of it

2853
03:02:50,780 --> 03:02:52,200
saying it would come to this.

2854
03:02:52,860 --> 03:02:54,260
Has it come to this?

2855
03:02:54,520 --> 03:02:56,000
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

2856
03:02:56,400 --> 03:02:58,240
If it weren't for his meddling,

2857
03:02:58,400 --> 03:03:00,280
I would have been able to meet you

2858
03:03:00,280 --> 03:03:01,520
in just a little while.

2859
03:03:02,280 --> 03:03:03,780
Then I could have taken you

2860
03:03:03,780 --> 03:03:04,680
to my world.

2861
03:03:05,380 --> 03:03:06,660
That sounds awful.

2862
03:03:07,660 --> 03:03:09,220
A world for us alone

2863
03:03:09,220 --> 03:03:10,740
more beautiful than this one.

2864
03:03:11,380 --> 03:03:12,360
And I had been waiting

2865
03:03:12,360 --> 03:03:13,820
for this day for today.

2866
03:03:15,420 --> 03:03:16,520
I had been waiting

2867
03:03:16,520 --> 03:03:18,120
for this day for today.

2868
03:03:18,780 --> 03:03:20,080
The day I'd see you.

2869
03:03:20,220 --> 03:03:21,300
The day you'd save me.

2870
03:03:21,380 --> 03:03:21,820
Today.

2871
03:03:22,820 --> 03:03:24,580
Heather, watch out for him.

2872
03:03:25,060 --> 03:03:26,980
Leonard is no ordinary guy.

2873
03:03:28,400 --> 03:03:28,860
Farewell.

2874
03:03:29,020 --> 03:03:29,800
I loved you.

2875
03:03:30,460 --> 03:03:31,700
Heather, my goddess.

2876
03:03:32,100 --> 03:03:32,820
Heather, my lover.

2877
03:03:33,000 --> 03:03:34,480
Heather, my...

2878
03:03:34,480 --> 03:03:35,780
And there's nothing left there.

2879
03:03:35,860 --> 03:03:37,140
It looks like Leonard got to him

2880
03:03:37,140 --> 03:03:38,800
and fucking did him in.

2881
03:03:42,140 --> 03:03:44,420
But I think a pretty salient point

2882
03:03:44,420 --> 03:03:46,120
was made there earlier on.

2883
03:03:46,220 --> 03:03:47,180
We came to the conclusion

2884
03:03:47,180 --> 03:03:48,840
that it could be very,

2885
03:03:49,120 --> 03:03:50,400
it could be folly

2886
03:03:50,400 --> 03:03:51,840
to do live streams.

2887
03:03:53,000 --> 03:03:54,080
Who fucks got a gun?

2888
03:03:56,780 --> 03:03:57,240
Do you know

2889
03:03:57,240 --> 03:03:59,540
where you've said loads of stuff

2890
03:03:59,540 --> 03:04:02,140
over the years maybe

2891
03:04:02,140 --> 03:04:03,340
and then one

2892
03:04:03,340 --> 03:04:05,960
moment of madness

2893
03:04:05,960 --> 03:04:06,740
occurs

2894
03:04:06,740 --> 03:04:10,060
and there's probably

2895
03:04:10,060 --> 03:04:11,320
something that the

2896
03:04:11,320 --> 03:04:13,360
the cunts can fucking

2897
03:04:13,360 --> 03:04:14,700
fish out and get you on,

2898
03:04:14,740 --> 03:04:14,960
you know?

2899
03:04:18,960 --> 03:04:20,240
Let's a little have a...

2900
03:04:21,180 --> 03:04:22,140
What have we got here

2901
03:04:22,140 --> 03:04:22,960
inside our

2902
03:04:22,960 --> 03:04:25,040
situation box?

2903
03:04:25,040 --> 03:04:33,140
So it's a risk.

2904
03:04:33,260 --> 03:04:34,080
You're taking a risk,

2905
03:04:34,200 --> 03:04:34,340
but

2906
03:04:34,340 --> 03:04:35,860
what's life?

2907
03:04:36,520 --> 03:04:37,100
What's life

2908
03:04:37,100 --> 03:04:37,800
without the risks?

2909
03:04:48,280 --> 03:04:49,120
Fucking hell.

2910
03:04:50,480 --> 03:04:51,000
Get away.

2911
03:04:51,120 --> 03:04:51,580
Get away.

2912
03:04:52,020 --> 03:04:53,400
Fucking run away fast.

2913
03:04:53,400 --> 03:05:09,920
I forgot I've got the bulletproof.

2914
03:05:10,060 --> 03:05:11,080
Still not use the bulletproof.

2915
03:05:11,140 --> 03:05:13,340
I'm saving that for the granddaddy finale.

2916
03:05:14,380 --> 03:05:15,540
That'll be a real

2917
03:05:15,540 --> 03:05:16,800
boon

2918
03:05:16,800 --> 03:05:18,580
in that situation

2919
03:05:18,580 --> 03:05:19,240
to have

2920
03:05:19,240 --> 03:05:20,920
a fully

2921
03:05:20,920 --> 03:05:22,680
torqued up

2922
03:05:22,680 --> 03:05:24,740
bulletproof vest.

2923
03:05:25,920 --> 03:05:26,400
Untouched.

2924
03:05:26,400 --> 03:05:26,400
Untouched.

2925
03:05:29,400 --> 03:05:30,400
Done in by

2926
03:05:30,400 --> 03:05:31,560
goons.

2927
03:05:42,060 --> 03:05:43,140
makes you slower.

2928
03:05:43,140 --> 03:05:43,140
It makes you slower.

2929
03:05:43,140 --> 03:05:43,840
Solid serpent.

2930
03:05:43,840 --> 03:05:44,640
I'm willing to believe

2931
03:05:44,640 --> 03:05:45,660
everything that you say

2932
03:05:45,660 --> 03:05:45,980
after

2933
03:05:45,980 --> 03:05:48,940
the information there

2934
03:05:48,940 --> 03:05:49,860
that you gave last night.

2935
03:05:56,760 --> 03:05:58,220
We'll take another little sip

2936
03:05:58,220 --> 03:05:59,020
of that kombucha.

2937
03:06:04,440 --> 03:06:07,300
rock your body right.

2938
03:06:08,940 --> 03:06:09,760
We were already in there.

2939
03:06:09,760 --> 03:06:39,740
I'm sorry.

2940
03:06:39,740 --> 03:06:49,840
Hello? It's your mom.

2941
03:06:49,840 --> 03:06:51,840
Hello?

2942
03:06:51,840 --> 03:06:53,840
Hello?

2943
03:06:53,840 --> 03:07:03,840
Hello?

2944
03:07:03,840 --> 03:07:05,840
The creepy clown, the...

2945
03:07:05,840 --> 03:07:07,840
Claudia? No, I'm not...

2946
03:07:07,840 --> 03:07:09,840
Don't lie to me, Claudia.

2947
03:07:09,840 --> 03:07:13,840
You're always trying to run from your responsibilities.

2948
03:07:13,840 --> 03:07:15,840
Apologize.

2949
03:07:15,840 --> 03:07:19,840
Or maybe you still don't realize how foolish you've been.

2950
03:07:19,840 --> 03:07:23,840
The salvation of all mankind.

2951
03:07:23,840 --> 03:07:25,840
What's a ridiculous dream?

2952
03:07:25,840 --> 03:07:27,840
Wait, just listen to me for a second.

2953
03:07:27,840 --> 03:07:29,840
I've heard enough from you already.

2954
03:07:29,840 --> 03:07:33,840
How did you turn out this way?

2955
03:07:33,840 --> 03:07:35,840
Where did I go wrong?

2956
03:07:35,840 --> 03:07:37,840
Listen to me already!

2957
03:07:37,840 --> 03:07:39,840
I'm not Claudia.

2958
03:07:39,840 --> 03:07:43,840
You're not Claudia.

2959
03:07:43,840 --> 03:07:47,840
My name is Heather.

2960
03:07:47,840 --> 03:07:49,840
Heather.

2961
03:07:51,840 --> 03:07:53,840
Who are you?

2962
03:07:55,840 --> 03:07:57,840
Leonard Wolf.

2963
03:07:57,840 --> 03:07:59,840
I'm sorry.

2964
03:07:59,840 --> 03:08:01,840
I thought you were my daughter.

2965
03:08:01,840 --> 03:08:03,840
Bye.

2966
03:08:07,840 --> 03:08:09,840
Sorry, wrong number. Bye.

2967
03:08:09,840 --> 03:08:11,840
Claudia is your daughter?

2968
03:08:11,840 --> 03:08:13,840
Claudia is your daughter?

2969
03:08:13,840 --> 03:08:17,840
Oh, so you know her, do you?

2970
03:08:17,840 --> 03:08:19,840
Are you one of her followers?

2971
03:08:19,840 --> 03:08:21,840
No. Never.

2972
03:08:21,840 --> 03:08:25,840
When I find her, I'm...

2973
03:08:25,840 --> 03:08:27,840
I can feel the hatred.

2974
03:08:27,840 --> 03:08:28,840
What?

2975
03:08:28,840 --> 03:08:30,840
Behind your words.

2976
03:08:30,840 --> 03:08:32,840
The anger.

2977
03:08:32,840 --> 03:08:35,840
You plan to kill her, don't you?

2978
03:08:35,840 --> 03:08:39,840
I'm sorry.

2979
03:08:39,840 --> 03:08:40,840
But...

2980
03:08:40,840 --> 03:08:42,840
She...

2981
03:08:42,840 --> 03:08:46,840
She killed my father.

2982
03:08:46,840 --> 03:08:49,840
She's a fool.

2983
03:08:49,840 --> 03:08:52,840
But she's still my daughter.

2984
03:08:52,840 --> 03:08:57,840
I was going to forgive her if she changed her ways.

2985
03:08:57,840 --> 03:09:01,840
But I see it's too late.

2986
03:09:04,840 --> 03:09:05,840
Heather.

2987
03:09:05,840 --> 03:09:07,840
Will you help me?

2988
03:09:07,840 --> 03:09:08,840
Help you?

2989
03:09:08,840 --> 03:09:10,840
I'm locked up in here.

2990
03:09:10,840 --> 03:09:13,840
And I must stop Claudia.

2991
03:09:13,840 --> 03:09:14,840
Where are you now?

2992
03:09:14,840 --> 03:09:16,840
I'm not sure myself.

2993
03:09:16,840 --> 03:09:20,840
But the door is at the end of the hall on the second floor.

2994
03:09:20,840 --> 03:09:24,840
I think I can be of help to you.

2995
03:09:24,840 --> 03:09:26,840
I have a seal.

2996
03:09:26,840 --> 03:09:27,840
Please.

2997
03:09:27,840 --> 03:09:29,840
A seal?

2998
03:09:35,840 --> 03:09:36,840
Baby seal.

2999
03:09:40,840 --> 03:09:42,840
The end of the hall on the second floor.

3000
03:09:42,840 --> 03:09:44,840
Dead seal on the fire.

3001
03:09:44,840 --> 03:09:56,840
The whole bed stinks like year old sweat.

3002
03:10:02,840 --> 03:10:03,840
A bit loud there, that door.

3003
03:10:03,840 --> 03:10:06,780
that door.

3004
03:10:06,780 --> 03:10:34,780
*Bad music*

3005
03:10:34,780 --> 03:10:37,780
Staircase, go upstairs.

3006
03:10:49,780 --> 03:10:52,780
Everybody here.

3007
03:10:52,780 --> 03:11:11,780
Fuck.

3008
03:11:11,780 --> 03:11:14,780
Oh, this is a new...

3009
03:11:14,780 --> 03:11:17,780
Oh, these are the lads from the last game.

3010
03:11:17,780 --> 03:11:21,780
Oh, I don't like them, you know.

3011
03:11:21,780 --> 03:11:24,780
Do not like them at all.

3012
03:11:24,780 --> 03:11:26,780
Save is right, yeah.

3013
03:11:43,780 --> 03:11:46,780
Probably just dodge them.

3014
03:11:50,780 --> 03:12:08,780
Oh, fucking hell.

3015
03:12:08,780 --> 03:12:28,780
Fuck.

3016
03:12:28,780 --> 03:12:29,780
Fuck.

3017
03:12:29,780 --> 03:12:30,780
Oh.

3018
03:12:30,780 --> 03:12:46,780
Good job there, shit.

3019
03:12:46,780 --> 03:12:47,780
You'd need a key for that door then, soul.

3020
03:12:47,780 --> 03:13:04,780
We need to fuck off downstairs again or something.

3021
03:13:04,780 --> 03:13:07,780
I saved already, Ragmandu.

3022
03:13:07,780 --> 03:13:09,780
Uh, third is what I was just on, yeah?

3023
03:13:09,780 --> 03:13:23,320
I saved already, Ragmandu.

3024
03:13:25,160 --> 03:13:26,880
Third is what I was just on, yeah?

3025
03:13:27,040 --> 03:13:27,900
I was on the third.

3026
03:13:28,960 --> 03:13:29,920
Did all that stuff.

3027
03:13:32,040 --> 03:13:33,020
That's all done.

3028
03:13:38,200 --> 03:13:40,920
Let me just check and see if there's anything else.

3029
03:14:06,620 --> 03:14:19,580
It is Silent Hill 3, Revenge of the Rumblecock.

3030
03:14:22,060 --> 03:14:24,120
Didn't Leonard say he was in a room on the second floor?

3031
03:14:24,200 --> 03:14:26,600
I don't know Parastroic because my mind is septic.

3032
03:14:27,740 --> 03:14:33,600
I think I was more interested in laughing at the delivery of the lines and dialogues than taking any of it in.

3033
03:14:34,220 --> 03:14:35,800
Thank you very much there, Hyper Schmeck.

3034
03:14:37,580 --> 03:14:39,200
Up to the second floor.

3035
03:14:39,340 --> 03:14:40,160
Let's do that now.

3036
03:14:40,160 --> 03:14:43,160
*Tonk*

3037
03:14:43,160 --> 03:14:45,160
*Tonk*

3038
03:14:45,160 --> 03:14:47,160
*Tonk*

3039
03:14:47,160 --> 03:15:00,160
*Trickets*

3040
03:15:00,160 --> 03:15:21,160
*Trickets*

3041
03:15:21,160 --> 03:15:28,160
*Trickets*

3042
03:15:28,160 --> 03:15:42,160
*Trickets*

3043
03:15:42,160 --> 03:15:46,160
*Trickets*

3044
03:15:46,160 --> 03:15:50,160
*Trickets*

3045
03:15:50,160 --> 03:15:52,160
*Trickets*

3046
03:15:52,160 --> 03:15:54,160
This is it?

3047
03:15:54,160 --> 03:16:06,160
*Trickets*

3048
03:16:06,160 --> 03:16:12,160
A little bit of a fright. You might see me move a bit. Let's have a look.

3049
03:16:12,160 --> 03:16:20,160
*Trickets*

3050
03:16:20,160 --> 03:16:24,160
*Trickets*

3051
03:16:24,160 --> 03:16:26,160
*Trickets*

3052
03:16:26,160 --> 03:16:30,160
*Trickets*

3053
03:16:30,160 --> 03:16:34,160
*Trickets*

3054
03:16:34,160 --> 03:16:54,140
Oh no movement on that one though it didn't fucking shit me up. Is this one of those fucking puzzle manoeuvres is it? Puzzle Labyrinth. Is this emulated? Damn right it is Mu Lin Yan.

3055
03:16:59,140 --> 03:17:01,140
Do you like what you see?

3056
03:17:01,140 --> 03:17:03,140
*Footsteps*

3057
03:17:14,500 --> 03:17:26,120
And not pirating no because if you legally if you have the fucking original copy which I do don't have it in the house at the moment but it's in another house in an attic. Silent Hill 3 PS2.

3058
03:17:26,120 --> 03:17:36,120
Inside a big massive bag with a load of other games. Which I'm keeping because I think they're gonna be... gonna be worth something one day.

3059
03:17:42,120 --> 03:17:46,120
Be careful with some names. Is that a... is that a slur is it?

3060
03:17:50,120 --> 03:17:54,120
Am I gonna... is this gonna be another thing that'll be fucking brought up in court?

3061
03:17:56,120 --> 03:17:59,120
What is it? Italian? American slang? Okay.

3062
03:18:00,120 --> 03:18:04,120
Well I'm not an Italian American am I? How would I know that?

3063
03:18:08,120 --> 03:18:10,120
Oh fucking hell.

3064
03:18:10,120 --> 03:18:12,120
It's from Sopranos you see.

3065
03:18:12,120 --> 03:18:17,120
Well that doesn't make it any fucking better does it? You just made me say it you fucking daft cunt.

3066
03:18:19,120 --> 03:18:21,120
Sorry to say that to you but you...

3067
03:18:21,120 --> 03:18:22,120
I'm COVID-19!

3068
03:18:22,120 --> 03:18:24,120
Thank you very much Gridrain741.

3069
03:18:24,120 --> 03:18:26,120
Variant of concern.

3070
03:18:26,120 --> 03:18:56,100
Thank you.

3071
03:18:56,100 --> 03:19:26,080
Thank you.

3072
03:19:26,080 --> 03:19:56,060
Thank you.

3073
03:19:56,060 --> 03:20:26,040
Thank you.

3074
03:20:26,040 --> 03:20:56,020
Thank you.

3075
03:20:56,020 --> 03:21:26,000
Thank you.

3076
03:21:26,000 --> 03:21:55,980
Thank you.

3077
03:21:55,980 --> 03:22:25,960
Thank you.

3078
03:22:25,960 --> 03:22:55,940
Thank you.

3079
03:22:55,940 --> 03:23:25,920
Thank you.

3080
03:23:25,920 --> 03:23:55,900
Thank you.

3081
03:23:55,900 --> 03:24:25,880
Thank you.

3082
03:24:25,880 --> 03:24:55,860
Thank you.

3083
03:24:55,860 --> 03:25:25,840
Thank you.

3084
03:25:25,840 --> 03:25:55,820
Thank you.

3085
03:25:55,820 --> 03:26:25,800
Thank you.

3086
03:26:25,800 --> 03:26:55,780
Thank you.

3087
03:26:55,780 --> 03:27:25,760
Thank you.

3088
03:27:25,760 --> 03:27:55,740
Thank you.

3089
03:27:55,740 --> 03:28:25,720
Thank you.

3090
03:28:25,720 --> 03:28:55,700
Thank you.

3091
03:28:55,700 --> 03:29:25,680
Thank you.

3092
03:29:25,680 --> 03:29:55,660
Thank you.

3093
03:29:55,660 --> 03:30:25,640
Thank you.

3094
03:30:25,640 --> 03:30:55,620
Thank you.

3095
03:30:55,620 --> 03:31:25,600
Thank you.

3096
03:31:25,600 --> 03:31:55,580
Thank you.

3097
03:31:55,580 --> 03:32:25,560
Thank you.

3098
03:32:25,560 --> 03:32:55,540
Thank you.

3099
03:32:55,540 --> 03:33:25,520
Thank you.

3100
03:33:25,520 --> 03:33:55,500
Thank you.

3101
03:33:55,500 --> 03:34:25,480
Thank you.

3102
03:34:25,480 --> 03:34:55,460
Thank you.

3103
03:34:55,460 --> 03:35:25,440
Thank you.

3104
03:35:25,440 --> 03:35:55,420
Thank you.

3105
03:35:55,420 --> 03:36:25,400
Thank you.

3106
03:36:25,400 --> 03:36:55,380
Thank you.

3107
03:36:55,380 --> 03:37:25,360
Thank you.

3108
03:37:25,360 --> 03:37:55,340
You know, you're a good car,

3109
03:37:55,340 --> 03:38:25,320
I like his style.

3110
03:38:25,320 --> 03:38:55,300
Thank you.

3111
03:38:55,300 --> 03:39:25,280
Thank you.

3112
03:39:25,280 --> 03:39:55,260
Thank you.

3113
03:39:55,260 --> 03:40:25,240
Thank you.

3114
03:40:25,240 --> 03:40:55,220
Thank you.

3115
03:40:55,220 --> 03:41:25,200
Thank you.

3116
03:41:25,200 --> 03:41:55,180
Thank you.

3117
03:41:55,180 --> 03:42:25,160
Thank you.

3118
03:42:25,160 --> 03:42:55,140
Thank you.

3119
03:42:55,140 --> 03:43:25,120
Thank you.

3120
03:43:25,120 --> 03:43:55,100
Thank you.

3121
03:43:55,100 --> 03:44:25,080
Thank you.

3122
03:44:25,080 --> 03:44:55,060
Thank you.

3123
03:44:55,060 --> 03:45:25,040
Thank you.

3124
03:45:25,040 --> 03:45:55,020
Thank you.

3125
03:45:55,020 --> 03:46:25,000
Thank you.

3126
03:46:25,000 --> 03:46:54,980
Thank you.

3127
03:46:54,980 --> 03:47:24,960
Thank you.

3128
03:47:24,960 --> 03:47:54,940
Thank you.

3129
03:47:54,940 --> 03:48:24,920
Thank you.

3130
03:48:24,920 --> 03:48:54,900
Thank you.

3131
03:48:54,900 --> 03:49:24,880
Thank you.

3132
03:49:24,880 --> 03:49:54,860
Thank you.

3133
03:49:54,860 --> 03:50:24,840
Thank you.

3134
03:50:24,840 --> 03:50:54,820
Thank you.

3135
03:50:54,820 --> 03:51:24,800
Thank you.

3136
03:51:24,800 --> 03:51:54,780
Thank you.

3137
03:51:54,780 --> 03:52:24,760
Thank you.

3138
03:52:24,760 --> 03:52:54,740
Thank you.

3139
03:52:54,740 --> 03:53:24,720
Thank you.

3140
03:53:24,720 --> 03:53:54,700
Thank you.

3141
03:53:54,700 --> 03:54:24,680
Thank you.

3142
03:54:24,680 --> 03:54:54,660
Thank you.

3143
03:54:54,660 --> 03:55:24,640
Thank you.

3144
03:55:24,640 --> 03:55:54,620
Thank you.

3145
03:55:54,620 --> 03:56:24,600
Thank you.

3146
03:56:24,600 --> 03:56:54,580
Thank you.

3147
03:56:54,580 --> 03:57:24,560
Thank you.

3148
03:57:24,560 --> 03:57:54,540
Thank you.

3149
03:57:54,540 --> 03:58:24,520
Thank you.

3150
03:58:24,520 --> 03:58:54,500
Thank you.

3151
03:58:54,500 --> 03:59:24,480
Thank you.

3152
03:59:24,480 --> 03:59:54,460
Thank you.

3153
03:59:54,460 --> 04:00:24,440
Thank you.

3154
04:00:24,440 --> 04:00:54,420
Thank you.

3155
04:00:54,420 --> 04:01:24,400
Thank you.

3156
04:01:24,400 --> 04:01:29,960
San Francisco. That might not be unusual, except that the group has never played the West Coast

3157
04:01:29,960 --> 04:01:35,540
before. In fact, they had hardly traveled outside of New York State, except on the internet.

3158
04:01:36,420 --> 04:01:44,900
Any internet presence we had was started by fans. I remember seeing a band featured and it was like,

3159
04:01:44,900 --> 04:01:50,740
the hot new band are starting out on the internet in their garage. But it wasn't mole.

3160
04:01:51,480 --> 04:01:56,400
There are actually several different sites or places you could visit on the computer today.

3161
04:01:56,940 --> 04:02:06,920
Then when you see the name like Al Schneer, it does, or Schneier, it sounds like something I would have stopped to have said Al Schneier.

3162
04:02:07,200 --> 04:02:12,880
But in fairness, I do that for every name I see. So I can't fucking say I've seen it or not.

3163
04:02:12,880 --> 04:02:18,080
That lists the history of people are saying just want to meet because we have this common interest.

3164
04:02:18,560 --> 04:02:25,600
This was Moe's third live webcast. Fans around the world could listen to the music through a software real audio player,

3165
04:02:26,160 --> 04:02:28,500
and even see video snapshots of the performance.

3166
04:02:34,120 --> 04:02:40,540
Moe's rise to success was helped along by a devoted group of fans, many of whom met on the web.

3167
04:02:40,540 --> 04:02:45,260
Moe, I was Chinese. Thank you very much there, Ronan Murphy.

3168
04:02:47,260 --> 04:02:48,380
Happy midi to you.

3169
04:02:48,380 --> 04:02:54,100
...hiring college kids to run around and tape up flyers on telephone poles.

3170
04:02:54,100 --> 04:02:58,920
In fact, the band's large web following launched their recording careers.

3171
04:02:59,600 --> 04:03:03,660
A Sony talent scout discovered the band in a musical chat group while surfing the web.

3172
04:03:04,340 --> 04:03:08,800
He had no idea what we sounded like. He just listened to descriptions that are read descriptions that people said.

3173
04:03:08,800 --> 04:03:09,980
And he, uh...

3174
04:03:09,980 --> 04:03:13,300
How about the bad damn world? How about the bad damn world?

3175
04:03:13,800 --> 04:03:17,620
What we sounded like. He just listened to descriptions that are read descriptions that people said.

3176
04:03:18,140 --> 04:03:22,700
He had no idea what we sounded like. He just listened to descriptions that are read descriptions that people said.

3177
04:03:22,700 --> 04:03:27,820
He had no idea what we sounded like. He just listened to descriptions that are read descriptions that people said.

3178
04:03:27,820 --> 04:03:56,220
And he, uh, was... Happy to slap... Happy to slap down balls. Happy to slap down balls. Happy to slap down balls.

3179
04:03:56,220 --> 04:03:59,320
happy to slap down balls.

3180
04:03:59,320 --> 04:04:05,440
What we sounded like, he just listened to tape up, flyers, telephone. The following launched

3181
04:04:05,440 --> 04:04:10,160
their recording careers. A Sony talent scout discovered the band in a musical chat group

3182
04:04:10,160 --> 04:04:14,680
while surfing the web. He had no idea what we sounded like, he just listened to descriptions,

3183
04:04:14,680 --> 04:04:19,360
or read descriptions that people said, and he was really interested and he kept trying

3184
04:04:19,360 --> 04:04:23,440
to get in contact with us and he kept emailing the wrong person I guess. And he couldn't

3185
04:04:23,440 --> 04:04:26,820
believe that we weren't returning his email because he was from Sony, so he was getting

3186
04:04:26,820 --> 04:04:30,980
really obsessed with finding us and he finally after like two weeks was able to get in touch

3187
04:04:30,980 --> 04:04:34,220
with our manager. The new power of the internet as a future

3188
04:04:34,220 --> 04:04:38,320
competitor has also caught the attention of recording companies.

3189
04:04:38,320 --> 04:04:43,600
It definitely could happen, you know. It definitely could happen, I've said that a few times, like

3190
04:04:43,600 --> 04:04:48,100
when you're trying to fob someone off with something that's not going to happen. It definitely could

3191
04:04:48,100 --> 04:04:54,720
happen, yeah. Companies. It definitely could happen, you know, and it's got all the record

3192
04:04:54,720 --> 04:04:59,460
labels, you know, shaking in their boots to a certain degree. When a really big band decides

3193
04:04:59,460 --> 04:05:07,120
to take that step and, you know, bypass the traditional channels that have been set up, then it'll prove that it's happened.

3194
04:05:07,120 --> 04:05:11,560
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Tom Van Horn. Van Horn.

3195
04:05:11,560 --> 04:05:28,820
There are two creative aspects to the music business, creating the actual songs and then creating the recordings of those songs.

3196
04:05:28,820 --> 04:05:36,560
The guy who does the mix may have more to do with the success of a CD than the musicians themselves. And I guess, Steve, that's...

3197
04:05:36,560 --> 04:05:41,300
Thank you very much. We have a CD mixer in the house, The King of Finglas. Thank you very much.

3198
04:05:41,300 --> 04:05:46,040
And the other idea with your mix band stuff is I can get in there and actually remix a song and make it the way I like it.

3199
04:05:46,040 --> 04:05:46,040
Absolutely.

3200
04:05:46,040 --> 04:05:52,040
All right, now, let's take a look. What we have here is... This is actually a beta version. You don't have this thing finish yet. You're gonna have eight songs here by George Clinton, right?

3201
04:05:52,040 --> 04:05:57,040
That's correct. And we got one of them up here at Tom McDoug. So I could just play the song as it was originally recorded if I just bought the music CD?

3202
04:05:57,040 --> 04:06:26,780
Yeah, that's right. All I'd have to do is hit the play button and it'll actually play that soundtrack from George Clinton. Okay. In the future, if you want... Actually, if you want to go ahead and manipulate that, all I'd have to do is just click the mix button. All right, so that was the original recording. I can go now inside here... Is this being so lonely? Is this where we find being so lonely? Being so lonely? Pull all 16 tracks apart for me and say, you put it together the way you want.

3203
04:06:26,780 --> 04:06:56,520
That's crap. How do I do it? What's... Thank you very much. Chad Flexington. Thank you very much. This interface here. Well, basically, this is the interface here. What's the maddest thing someone has tried to rope you into? Fuck. Fuck, I don't know. I'll think about that one and answer after this segment. Interface right here. You've got two turntables. Each turntable has eight...

3204
04:06:56,520 --> 04:07:12,300
Eight bits of sound or eight elements of sound on it. And how do I know what they are? Okay, what I do is just hit the help screen right here. I still don't know what they are. I see keys to touch. That's right. Now, what I'll do is I'll go ahead and play... I'll go ahead and play this. And you can see if I go ahead and hit, for example, the M key.

3205
04:07:13,300 --> 04:07:16,180
Sounds like a fucking domestic disturbance.

3206
04:07:16,300 --> 04:07:20,500
To bass. Okay. And you can see if I go ahead and hit, for example, the M key.

3207
04:07:21,200 --> 04:07:24,560
Some fucking fellas are about to start fighting in your house downstairs.

3208
04:07:25,300 --> 04:07:26,380
I'll go ahead and play this.

3209
04:07:27,440 --> 04:07:30,120
And you can see if I go ahead and hit, for example, the M key.

3210
04:07:30,120 --> 04:07:30,800
What's that?

3211
04:07:30,800 --> 04:07:34,200
I love you, fool! I love my girl!

3212
04:07:34,640 --> 04:07:35,740
I'll go ahead and play this.

3213
04:07:36,880 --> 04:07:39,660
And you can see if I go ahead and hit, for example, the M key.

3214
04:07:40,200 --> 04:07:40,960
It's a bass.

3215
04:07:41,560 --> 04:07:41,840
Okay?

3216
04:07:42,080 --> 04:07:45,520
I can either hit it, or I can lock it in by hitting me.

3217
04:07:46,180 --> 04:07:46,740
But the dog...

3218
04:07:46,740 --> 04:07:47,080
Space bar.

3219
04:07:47,340 --> 04:07:47,680
Okay?

3220
04:07:47,820 --> 04:07:51,180
Okay, so you've added that bass track now in there, and you can go play with something else.

3221
04:07:51,180 --> 04:07:51,500
That's right.

3222
04:07:51,780 --> 04:07:53,060
So I'll add a little rhythm.

3223
04:07:54,820 --> 04:07:58,800
So the yellow tells me you're manually doing it, the green tells me you've locked it in?

3224
04:07:58,900 --> 04:07:59,320
That's correct.

3225
04:08:00,040 --> 04:08:01,320
I'll go ahead and play some hi-hat.

3226
04:08:03,180 --> 04:08:06,520
And if I'd like to, I can put some sound in there as well as some voices.

3227
04:08:08,400 --> 04:08:11,400
Now, what's nice is I can also go ahead and break this down.

3228
04:08:11,780 --> 04:08:13,620
So if I hit the minus key...

3229
04:08:13,620 --> 04:08:17,660
Bow, wow, wow, e-p-o, e-p-ay. Bow, wow, wow, e-p-o, e-p-ay.

3230
04:08:19,100 --> 04:08:21,320
Whatever's pressed down, we'll go ahead and play.

3231
04:08:21,700 --> 04:08:21,980
Okay.

3232
04:08:23,860 --> 04:08:25,320
And I can go right back into my beat.

3233
04:08:25,580 --> 04:08:27,800
All right, show us now what some of the other tracks are here.

3234
04:08:27,900 --> 04:08:29,420
I mean, the W, E, R, all that stuff.

3235
04:08:29,500 --> 04:08:30,360
So you can get a feel for it.

3236
04:08:30,500 --> 04:08:32,100
Well, if I want to hit the W, it's just a wolf.

3237
04:08:32,440 --> 04:08:32,920
Oh, okay.

3238
04:08:34,100 --> 04:08:34,620
Got it.

3239
04:08:34,980 --> 04:08:35,220
Okay.

3240
04:08:35,520 --> 04:08:36,620
Then I can actually play the drums.

3241
04:08:39,180 --> 04:08:40,540
So there you're doing it manually.

3242
04:08:41,480 --> 04:08:43,140
Or again, you can just lock in that drum beat.

3243
04:08:43,780 --> 04:08:45,620
Just lock in that drum beat.

3244
04:08:45,680 --> 04:08:46,000
That's right.

3245
04:08:48,100 --> 04:08:48,660
That's right.

3246
04:08:51,540 --> 04:08:57,000
Now, can I actually record my mix and hold on to it and then put it up on the net or share it with other people?

3247
04:08:57,000 --> 04:08:57,120
Absolutely.

3248
04:08:57,400 --> 04:08:57,720
Absolutely.

3249
04:08:58,200 --> 04:09:04,440
What you can do, you can actually save it as a text file and email it to some of your friends who have mix wars.

3250
04:09:05,000 --> 04:09:05,280
Wow.

3251
04:09:05,580 --> 04:09:06,920
All right, Nick, there's an options screen here.

3252
04:09:06,920 --> 04:09:07,620
What are some of the choices?

3253
04:09:07,660 --> 04:09:09,500
Can I change the tempo and that kind of stuff?

3254
04:09:09,820 --> 04:09:12,680
Yeah, what I'd do is hit the options screen if I'd like to.

3255
04:09:12,680 --> 04:09:13,840
I can just change the tempo.

3256
04:09:14,780 --> 04:09:17,000
And I can slow it down or I can speed it up.

3257
04:09:17,000 --> 04:09:18,300
But that's the whole song, right?

3258
04:09:18,380 --> 04:09:18,660
That's right.

3259
04:09:18,660 --> 04:09:20,020
The whole thing can make it slower or faster?

3260
04:09:20,200 --> 04:09:20,560
That's right.

3261
04:09:21,720 --> 04:09:22,900
And FX, what's that?

3262
04:09:23,280 --> 04:09:25,100
That'll actually just break it down a little bit.

3263
04:09:25,240 --> 04:09:25,540
Okay.

3264
04:09:25,540 --> 04:09:27,300
And change the beat a little bit.

3265
04:09:27,540 --> 04:09:29,680
All right, so let's go back to your main screen here.

3266
04:09:29,780 --> 04:09:30,300
Let's hear this music.

3267
04:09:30,300 --> 04:09:31,420
Hi, Karumpus.

3268
04:09:32,560 --> 04:09:33,960
And what's with the strand?

3269
04:09:34,180 --> 04:09:40,820
Whoever's doing the vision mixing or who's on fucking graphics has only decided to fucking give him this strand now.

3270
04:09:41,360 --> 04:09:41,740
What's that?

3271
04:09:42,100 --> 04:09:43,940
That'll actually just break it down a little bit.

3272
04:09:44,080 --> 04:09:44,380
Okay.

3273
04:09:44,520 --> 04:09:46,140
And change the beat a little bit.

3274
04:09:46,360 --> 04:09:48,520
All right, so let's go back to your main screen here.

3275
04:09:48,560 --> 04:09:49,660
Let's hear this music again.

3276
04:09:49,720 --> 04:09:57,260
All right, so this is going to be George Clinton's greatest hits.

3277
04:09:57,480 --> 04:09:58,280
Thanks very much.

3278
04:09:58,360 --> 04:09:58,800
All right.

3279
04:09:58,800 --> 04:10:00,480
For Mixman and I can remix everything.

3280
04:10:00,620 --> 04:10:00,920
That's right.

3281
04:10:01,020 --> 04:10:01,520
It's pretty cool.

3282
04:10:01,780 --> 04:10:03,580
And it's all synced up, so I mean, I'm an idiot.

3283
04:10:03,680 --> 04:10:04,080
It doesn't matter.

3284
04:10:04,160 --> 04:10:04,940
It knows to bring the music.

3285
04:10:04,940 --> 04:10:08,320
Yeah, the Mixman engine is transparent, so it'll keep everything in sync for you.

3286
04:10:08,480 --> 04:10:09,020
Thanks a lot.

3287
04:10:09,420 --> 04:10:09,760
All right.

3288
04:10:10,380 --> 04:10:10,740
Lovely.

3289
04:10:10,940 --> 04:10:12,280
And it's what we want.

3290
04:10:12,420 --> 04:10:13,580
It's what we're here for.

3291
04:10:13,640 --> 04:10:14,800
Why I'm here anyway.

3292
04:10:15,020 --> 04:10:19,700
And it's been sadly lacking in the last couple of minutes or a couple of episodes at least.

3293
04:10:19,700 --> 04:10:22,400
It's the Stew Shark Cutoff.

3294
04:10:23,480 --> 04:10:24,520
Trademark TM.

3295
04:10:26,200 --> 04:10:26,560
Copyrighted.

3296
04:10:27,080 --> 04:10:32,060
The guest is still talking mid-sentence, and Stew gets the fuck out of Dodge.

3297
04:10:32,740 --> 04:10:33,520
It's beautiful stuff.

3298
04:10:33,700 --> 04:10:34,400
We love to see it.

3299
04:10:34,420 --> 04:10:34,660
I'm an idiot.

3300
04:10:34,760 --> 04:10:35,160
It doesn't matter.

3301
04:10:35,240 --> 04:10:36,000
It knows to bring the music.

3302
04:10:36,020 --> 04:10:39,380
Yeah, the Mixman engine is transparent, so it'll keep everything in sync for you.

3303
04:10:39,500 --> 04:10:40,000
Steve, thanks a lot.

3304
04:10:40,000 --> 04:10:40,640
So you sound like a virtual DJ.

3305
04:10:40,700 --> 04:10:40,920
Okay.

3306
04:10:41,280 --> 04:10:44,520
Well, the ultimate musical instrument is, of course, the human voice.

3307
04:10:44,600 --> 04:10:45,760
So you sound like a virtual DJ.

3308
04:10:45,800 --> 04:10:46,040
Okay.

3309
04:10:46,220 --> 04:10:46,500
Thank you.

3310
04:10:46,580 --> 04:10:47,500
Well, the ultimate...

3311
04:10:47,500 --> 04:10:48,220
Okay.

3312
04:10:48,220 --> 04:10:51,020
The ultimate musical instrument is, of course, the human voice.

3313
04:10:51,140 --> 04:10:56,260
Now you can use just your voice to compose music, even create multi-track instrumental recordings

3314
04:10:56,260 --> 04:10:58,840
with an incredible piece of software called AutoScore.

3315
04:10:59,180 --> 04:11:00,460
And Evan, that's what we have up here.

3316
04:11:00,640 --> 04:11:05,380
And I love when he says AutoScore, how he looks at your man right in the eye.

3317
04:11:05,380 --> 04:11:06,220
With an incredible piece of software called AutoScore.

3318
04:11:06,220 --> 04:11:19,260
It's all muscle memory with him at this stage.

3319
04:11:19,260 --> 04:11:37,540
It's all muscle memory with him at this stage when he goes from guest to guest, from the cutoff, from the early cutoff to the, the cobra-like AutoScore and then moving.

3320
04:11:37,540 --> 04:11:39,540
It's, he's doing it all with the body.

3321
04:11:39,540 --> 04:11:41,640
I mean, we're hearing the words as well.

3322
04:11:41,640 --> 04:11:42,440
There's the delivery.

3323
04:11:42,440 --> 04:11:46,380
It's, he's got the delivery is the body movement.

3324
04:11:46,380 --> 04:11:49,220
And he's the engagement with the guest as well.

3325
04:11:49,220 --> 04:11:50,540
He's the triple threat.

3326
04:11:50,540 --> 04:11:52,080
So it'll keep everything in sync for you.

3327
04:11:52,080 --> 04:11:53,300
So you sound like a virtual DJ.

3328
04:11:53,300 --> 04:11:53,620
Okay.

3329
04:11:53,620 --> 04:11:54,960
It's slick as fuck.

3330
04:11:54,960 --> 04:11:55,500
It's right.

3331
04:11:55,500 --> 04:11:57,340
The ultimate musical instrument is, of course, the human voice.

3332
04:11:57,340 --> 04:12:04,540
Now you can use just your voice to compose music, even create multi-track instrumental recordings with an incredible piece of software called AutoScore.

3333
04:12:04,540 --> 04:12:07,540
It's a flow state.

3334
04:12:07,540 --> 04:12:08,540
How does this work?

3335
04:12:08,540 --> 04:12:12,540
I just, what, hum into a microphone and then turn it into any instrument I want it to be?

3336
04:12:12,540 --> 04:12:13,540
That's exactly how it works.

3337
04:12:13,540 --> 04:12:15,540
That's exactly how it works.

3338
04:12:15,540 --> 04:12:17,540
And I haven't seen this.

3339
04:12:17,540 --> 04:12:19,540
So people were saying we've seen it.

3340
04:12:19,540 --> 04:12:20,540
I don't think we've seen this.

3341
04:12:20,540 --> 04:12:27,540
We've seen an episode that is quite like it, where he's, we've got the being so lonely and the samples and the music.

3342
04:12:27,540 --> 04:12:34,540
But I don't think we've seen Evan Gilbert here from Wildcat Canyon Software.

3343
04:12:34,540 --> 04:12:36,540
What, hum, we're called AutoScore.

3344
04:12:36,540 --> 04:12:37,540
And Evan, that's what we have up here.

3345
04:12:37,540 --> 04:12:38,540
How does this work?

3346
04:12:38,540 --> 04:12:42,540
I just, what, hum into a microphone and then turn it into any instrument I want it to be?

3347
04:12:42,540 --> 04:12:43,540
That's exactly how it works.

3348
04:12:43,540 --> 04:12:46,540
You sing or play a tune and AutoScore writes it down for you.

3349
04:12:46,540 --> 04:12:50,540
Just plug a microphone into your sound card and the microphone comes with AutoScore.

3350
04:12:50,540 --> 04:12:53,540
And then you can just go ahead and record your music into the computer.

3351
04:12:53,540 --> 04:12:56,540
So AutoScore, I take it, it automatically scores what I'm singing.

3352
04:12:56,540 --> 04:12:59,540
So not only does it record the sound, but it actually is writing the notes on the staff?

3353
04:12:59,540 --> 04:13:00,540
That's right.

3354
04:13:00,540 --> 04:13:01,540
All right, what are we seeing on the screen here now?

3355
04:13:01,540 --> 04:13:02,540
There's some tracks already down there.

3356
04:13:02,540 --> 04:13:03,540
Where'd they come from?

3357
04:13:03,540 --> 04:13:05,540
These are some tracks we brought with us.

3358
04:13:05,540 --> 04:13:07,540
They're kind of nice background tracks.

3359
04:13:07,540 --> 04:13:08,540
We have 15 sets of backgrounds.

3360
04:13:08,540 --> 04:13:12,540
So the software has a library of backgrounds of the drums and the piano and all that kind of stuff.

3361
04:13:12,540 --> 04:13:13,540
That's right.

3362
04:13:13,540 --> 04:13:15,540
All right, well, can I ask you to sing?

3363
04:13:15,540 --> 04:13:17,540
Do whatever you're going to do here and show how this works.

3364
04:13:17,540 --> 04:13:18,540
Okay, I'll go ahead and sing for you.

3365
04:13:18,540 --> 04:13:19,540
Are you a singer?

3366
04:13:19,540 --> 04:13:22,540
I'm not a singer, no, but I play one on TV.

3367
04:13:22,540 --> 04:13:23,540
Okay.

3368
04:13:23,540 --> 04:13:24,540
What does that mean?

3369
04:13:24,540 --> 04:13:26,540
Playing one on TV?

3370
04:13:26,540 --> 04:13:31,540
We also know there are no...

3371
04:13:31,540 --> 04:13:34,540
There are no, no, let's say there are things.

3372
04:13:34,540 --> 04:13:35,540
No, we do not know.

3373
04:13:35,540 --> 04:13:36,540
Thank you very much being so lonely.

3374
04:13:36,540 --> 04:13:38,540
Francis, have you ever been to Germany?

3375
04:13:38,540 --> 04:13:39,540
Any recommendations?

3376
04:13:39,540 --> 04:13:40,540
I haven't, but the uncle has.

3377
04:13:40,540 --> 04:13:44,540
If you check the playlist, there's a load of streams of him in the screen.

3378
04:13:44,540 --> 04:13:46,540
streams of him in Germany.

3379
04:13:46,540 --> 04:13:53,540
And as for Chad Flexington, who so kindly tipped seven minutes ago, asking what's the maddest thing someone has tried to rope you into?

3380
04:13:53,540 --> 04:13:58,540
I really fucking can't remember, but there's been a few shit situations.

3381
04:13:58,540 --> 04:13:59,540
The maddest thing?

3382
04:13:59,540 --> 04:14:00,540
I don't know.

3383
04:14:00,540 --> 04:14:05,540
I mean, I live a relatively madless existence.

3384
04:14:05,540 --> 04:14:21,540
And I'm worried that if I do pluck some instance of madness from the past, it probably really isn't that mad and doesn't live up to the madness befitting of a live stream, you know?

3385
04:14:21,540 --> 04:14:33,540
Plus, when you put up against a situation where you're watching the master of all trades, Stuart Shafee, and then this guy here who's going to start fucking singing into a mic.

3386
04:14:33,540 --> 04:14:36,540
You know, I've been beaten in the entertainment stakes already.

3387
04:14:36,540 --> 04:14:38,540
I've been beaten with a fucking bat.

3388
04:14:38,540 --> 04:14:40,540
So, uh, thanks for the tip.

3389
04:14:40,540 --> 04:14:43,540
All right, tell us what you're doing.

3390
04:14:43,540 --> 04:14:45,540
Okay, so basically you just turn all this-

3391
04:14:45,540 --> 04:14:49,540
A lovely hanging Chad situation there after the laughter.

3392
04:14:49,540 --> 04:14:51,540
After the laughter's gone.

3393
04:14:51,540 --> 04:14:52,540
Ha ha.

3394
04:14:52,540 --> 04:14:53,540
Pause.

3395
04:14:54,540 --> 04:14:55,540
All right, so tell us.

3396
04:14:56,540 --> 04:14:57,540
Okay, I'll go ahead and sing for you.

3397
04:14:57,540 --> 04:14:58,540
Are you a singer?

3398
04:14:58,540 --> 04:15:00,540
I'm not a singer, no, but I play one on TV.

3399
04:15:00,540 --> 04:15:01,540
Okay.

3400
04:15:03,540 --> 04:15:04,540
All right, tell us what you're doing.

3401
04:15:04,540 --> 04:15:11,540
Okay, so basically you just turn all the score on and then hit record in the sequencer and then sing in and the notes appear on screen while you're singing.

3402
04:15:11,540 --> 04:15:12,540
Okay.

3403
04:15:13,540 --> 04:15:18,540
Oh my god, I think we have seen this.

3404
04:15:18,540 --> 04:15:19,540
Thank you very much.

3405
04:15:19,540 --> 04:15:20,540
I think we have seen this.

3406
04:15:20,540 --> 04:15:21,540
Thank you very much.

3407
04:15:21,540 --> 04:15:24,540
Thank you very much, random question.

3408
04:15:24,540 --> 04:15:26,540
What time does your postman get to your house each day?

3409
04:15:26,540 --> 04:15:31,540
I don't know I haven't got a letter in a long time.

3410
04:15:31,540 --> 04:15:33,540
I'm not looking out for him, you know?

3411
04:15:33,540 --> 04:15:41,540
And then hit record in the sequencer and then sing in and the notes appear on screen while you're singing.

3412
04:15:41,540 --> 04:16:11,300
while you're singing. Okay. We have seen this. All right, I will grant you Evan you don't sound like a real singer, but I mean you did this. Now suppose you were slightly off

3413
04:16:11,300 --> 04:16:41,060
key which a couple times sounded like maybe you work and then can the program take that into account? Sure, in fact there's a special constrained to key feature which will limit your notes to output in one certain key. If you know you're going to play something in G major, go ahead and set it to constrained to G major and any mistakes will be constrained to that key. Is there a screen in which I can make those kinds of choices? How do I see that? Sure, just go ahead and go to the menu, go ahead and constrained to and choose chromatic scale. Okay, so make sure everything sticks

3414
04:16:41,060 --> 04:17:04,620
to the notes in that particular key. All right, let's go back now. Now how do I decide what instrument I want to turn the voice into? It's very easy. Just go ahead and click here and choose the instrument. We have it set on a cello now, but you can even change it while you're playing it so you can hear what the different instruments will sound like. All right, so what instrument? Thank you very much, Ali. We can go ahead and turn it into, let's try it, overdrive guitar, kind of make it sound a little harsher. And let's, can we hear your song now? Yeah, that'd be great.

3415
04:17:10,820 --> 04:17:21,100
And the first line of the score is the notes you've just sung into the thing.

3416
04:17:21,100 --> 04:17:26,640
That's right. Now, can I go back inside and edit it, say, well, I didn't really like the

3417
04:17:26,640 --> 04:17:29,660
note I sang, and I don't have to sing the whole darn thing over again. Can I move notes

3418
04:17:29,660 --> 04:17:33,060
around and stuff and change the timing? Yeah, the great thing is that Autoscore translates

3419
04:17:33,060 --> 04:17:37,660
into MIDI data, which is very easy to manipulate. You can add or remove notes, change the instruments,

3420
04:17:37,660 --> 04:17:42,200
print it out, change the key, do whatever you need to. So I could print this score and actually

3421
04:17:42,200 --> 04:17:45,400
take it over to someone and say, hey, play it. I just wrote this song. That's right. All right.

3422
04:17:45,400 --> 04:17:50,380
Now, you sang into it. Can I just, I mean, suppose I can play the guitar or the violin or the flute

3423
04:17:50,380 --> 04:17:54,380
or something. I could also just play my instrument into the mic. It would do the same thing? That's

3424
04:17:54,380 --> 04:17:58,660
correct. Autoscore allows you to use your favorite instrument to compose music on the computer. Now,

3425
04:17:58,660 --> 04:18:03,580
you only mentioned the word MIDI once, which is kind of a scary word for most people. But is it in fact

3426
04:18:03,580 --> 04:18:08,120
a MIDI program? If I had a MIDI keyboard, I could actually play into that also? Sure.

3427
04:18:08,120 --> 04:18:12,660
You can use your MIDI keyboard. Because it's MIDI, it does allow you to do a lot of things with music. You can put it up on your webpage,

3428
04:18:12,660 --> 04:18:24,200
have it playback. You can, again, edit it. Thank you very much, Conrad. There are a lot of things you can do with it once it's a MIDI format. But we found that a lot of setups in the past have been expensive and complicated to use because of all the MIDI hardware required.

3429
04:18:24,200 --> 04:18:42,740
Brad Chadley. Thanks so much for the tip. Brad Chadley. Watch your Dream Team podcast set up. Three guests. Stu.

3430
04:18:42,740 --> 04:18:47,280
Me. Just thought I could talk to Stu.

3431
04:18:47,280 --> 04:18:49,280
What else can I do to control this?

3432
04:18:49,280 --> 04:19:01,280
Well, you can set it up to whatever instrument you're using. So if you're using a saxophone, the way you try and recognize it is not going to recognize the human voice. You can also set the interface, set it, you know, more complicated controls such as the MIDI channel.

3433
04:19:01,280 --> 04:19:15,320
Once again, idiot-proof music composition. That's right. Thanks, Evan. All right. Well, a computer, of course, cannot do anything. I think it's just me and Stu. There's no need for a third mic. But at the Center for New Music and Audio Technologies at UC Berkeley, they're working on that, too.

3434
04:19:23,320 --> 04:19:39,560
The Center for New Music and Audio Technologies, or CINMAT, is just a few blocks away from the university campus. But it could be in a different world. Dissonant jazz. Musicians and composers mix with scientists and psychologists to explore uncharted musical realms.

3435
04:19:45,680 --> 04:20:06,980
We're interested in creating a kind of music that can't be created. There are many things that we can have the computer do to us with the sounds that are impossible gesturally. We just don't have that many fingers to control. So we can get very dense sounds. We can also exploit the computer's ability to synthesize sounds that aren't acoustic in our time.

3436
04:20:06,980 --> 04:20:08,980
It's a Danny Baker jazz ensemble.

3437
04:20:08,980 --> 04:20:19,420
Yeah, when I saw his chin, I started to think of my own, which has potential depending on the computer's response.

3438
04:20:20,320 --> 04:20:25,520
To become arcystic, if not already arcystic.

3439
04:20:28,820 --> 04:20:43,240
It's a landscape. And so the response is always, there are hundreds of triggers possible. So that means that there's a great, the landscape is fairly broad.

3440
04:20:44,020 --> 04:20:53,240
Composer and jazz pianist V.J. Iyer has a different goal in mind. He is studying how variations in rhythm can make the difference between a mechanical and human sound.

3441
04:20:53,240 --> 04:21:06,000
Sounds fucking shite, man. By shifting the beat slightly forward or back, he can program his drum synthesizer to play with a human-like swing. It's a concept that's easier to hear than to describe.

3442
04:21:06,000 --> 04:21:09,200
Thank you very much. Teeny cocks.

3443
04:21:12,500 --> 04:21:19,400
A first-time visitor to Cinemat might easily be overwhelmed by the diversity of projects here, but there is a common ground.

3444
04:21:20,040 --> 04:21:36,180
Also, the computer is actually a unifying element. It's broken down the traditional distinction between a composer, a musician, an instrument builder, and a sound designer. And we usually find those are simply tasks that are taken on in different phases of a project, often by the same person.

3445
04:21:36,880 --> 04:21:39,260
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Tom Van Horn.

3446
04:21:42,020 --> 04:21:43,820
Tom Van Horn's after you.

3447
04:21:43,820 --> 04:21:56,700
Well, the ultimate task for a computer would be...

3448
04:21:56,700 --> 04:22:00,880
Collectors, item, push in there. Dolly, uh...

3449
04:22:00,880 --> 04:22:04,520
Usage of the dolly. You don't really see it that much in Computer Chronicles.

3450
04:22:07,280 --> 04:22:08,600
Or it's a crane, actually.

3451
04:22:10,560 --> 04:22:11,180
Or is it?

3452
04:22:11,180 --> 04:22:14,720
Well, the ultimate task for a computer would be to act as your music teacher.

3453
04:22:14,900 --> 04:22:22,180
And thanks to the mathematical underpinnings of music, today's PCs can actually listen to you play, tell you what you did right and what you did wrong.

3454
04:22:22,220 --> 04:22:24,320
And I guess that's the point in the Family Music Center here.

3455
04:22:24,780 --> 04:22:26,800
The computer can teach me to play the piano?

3456
04:22:27,180 --> 04:22:27,780
Yes, it can.

3457
04:22:27,860 --> 04:22:28,360
Show me how.

3458
04:22:28,840 --> 04:22:33,140
Okay. Well, what we're doing is we're actually using artificial intelligence to grade what the student is.

3459
04:22:33,140 --> 04:22:35,260
It's a beautiful ponytail. It's long.

3460
04:22:35,980 --> 04:22:37,520
It's washed. It's conditioned.

3461
04:22:40,000 --> 04:22:41,540
And look at the form on Stu.

3462
04:22:42,520 --> 04:22:43,300
Great form.

3463
04:22:43,960 --> 04:22:47,140
And always the Ralph Lauren tucked in polo.

3464
04:22:48,740 --> 04:22:50,380
Chinos as standard.

3465
04:22:57,260 --> 04:22:58,280
Great body language.

3466
04:22:58,920 --> 04:22:59,740
In control.

3467
04:23:00,840 --> 04:23:01,500
Empathetic.

3468
04:23:01,500 --> 04:23:04,440
Ready to engage.

3469
04:23:08,360 --> 04:23:11,040
Business tactical is nice.

3470
04:23:11,120 --> 04:23:14,140
It's a nice way of describing what we're seeing there with Stu.

3471
04:23:16,140 --> 04:23:20,260
What we're doing is we're actually using artificial intelligence to grade what the student is playing.

3472
04:23:20,640 --> 04:23:23,680
And we create a lesson plan on the fly to teach that student how to play music.

3473
04:23:23,680 --> 04:23:25,680
All right. So I just logged in before as a random user knowing nothing.

3474
04:23:25,680 --> 04:23:27,180
Exactly. What do I do?

3475
04:23:27,180 --> 04:23:27,480
What do I do?

3476
04:23:27,480 --> 04:23:32,360
Look over here. It's showing us recommended pieces. Let's choose Go Tell Aunt Rhody, which is marked as a level one.

3477
04:23:32,360 --> 04:23:33,660
Beautiful. Okay. So that's the baby first.

3478
04:23:33,660 --> 04:23:34,940
Lovely. G-E-U-I there.

3479
04:23:35,220 --> 04:23:38,560
That's the best thing you learn. Exactly. Let's go into the learn area where our actual lesson system...

3480
04:23:38,560 --> 04:23:40,560
Okay. So they're the notes I'm supposed to play.

3481
04:23:40,560 --> 04:23:42,200
Welcome to the learning area.

3482
04:23:42,200 --> 04:23:44,760
Voice annotation throughout, leading us through using the product.

3483
04:23:44,760 --> 04:23:49,500
And the little hand at the bottom there is telling me how to finger this particular piece.

3484
04:23:49,500 --> 04:23:51,960
Exactly. That's our magic hands technology. It's part of our analysis system.

3485
04:23:51,960 --> 04:23:52,760
Finger piece.

3486
04:23:52,760 --> 04:23:56,100
We actually have a video in here also to actually show me a real person playing it. Exactly.

3487
04:23:56,100 --> 04:23:59,100
Can we take a quick look at that? Go over to our demo area.

3488
04:24:05,740 --> 04:24:11,260
So this would be really useful to see how a person who knows how to play the piano actually uses their hands and fingers here.

3489
04:24:11,260 --> 04:24:14,260
And what the music ought to sound like. Mm-hmm.

3490
04:24:14,260 --> 04:24:20,260
Okay. So now let's try. You be the student here and try to play that piece. And I want to see how the computer analyzes your performance.

3491
04:24:20,260 --> 04:24:23,260
Okay. Let's step back into the lesson area.

3492
04:24:23,260 --> 04:24:28,260
Welcome to the learning area for a demonstration of this.

3493
04:24:28,260 --> 04:24:31,260
Okay. We did that bit. So you got to play now, huh?

3494
04:24:31,260 --> 04:24:33,260
Okay. And again, it's prompting with the green E to play.

3495
04:24:33,260 --> 04:24:35,260
Play the green. The note is green.

3496
04:24:35,260 --> 04:24:39,260
Well, I'll give you a good score for that one.

3497
04:24:39,260 --> 04:24:43,260
Great. Thank you very much. Fire for the deadly ponytail.

3498
04:24:43,260 --> 04:24:47,260
Okay. Now, suppose you don't do it so well. I mean, make an intentional. It's got a nice life to it.

3499
04:24:48,260 --> 04:24:49,260
It's resonant.

3500
04:24:49,260 --> 04:24:51,260
Okay. That was clearly wrong.

3501
04:24:52,260 --> 04:24:54,260
Good work. That was shit.

3502
04:24:54,260 --> 04:24:56,260
Okay. Now, since I've signed in as an absolute beginner.

3503
04:24:56,260 --> 04:24:58,260
She knows you're a real beginner. She doesn't want to hurt your feelings right now.

3504
04:24:58,260 --> 04:25:02,260
Exactly. The analysis is actually part of the artificial intelligence.

3505
04:25:02,260 --> 04:25:09,260
And depending on where you are at in using the program and how much you've used the program, it'll give you different feedback based on what it thinks necessary.

3506
04:25:09,260 --> 04:25:15,260
All right. Well, we'll keep going and do it again. I mean, obviously, you don't want to get away with this forever because you're going to think you're doing it right.

3507
04:25:15,260 --> 04:25:18,260
So you've got a metronome in the background now.

3508
04:25:21,260 --> 04:25:28,260
Okay. So you obviously hit one bad note there. Great. Press next to try that once more. Remember, you'll play the right hand.

3509
04:25:28,260 --> 04:25:38,260
You must really think I need possibly to get back to the game. She's letting you get away with murder here. Go ahead. Pfft.

3510
04:25:43,260 --> 04:25:47,260
I'd slap you on the hands, Joe. You need more work on this, Jay. I guess so. A little bit.

3511
04:25:47,260 --> 04:25:55,260
So she finally had enough. And if you notice over here, the notes in red are the notes that made mistakes on. And over here on the right hand side, it's showing that pitch and rhythm.

3512
04:25:55,260 --> 04:26:00,260
So again, you're a beginner. She's giving you a little bit of slack here. But after a while, anybody get it right.

3513
04:26:00,260 --> 04:26:09,260
Now, what's really cool here is I understand that I can import a MIDI song and actually it'll adapt to that and teach me how to play a song that other than what's in the library now.

3514
04:26:09,260 --> 04:26:12,260
Exactly. You can import any MIDI file and we'll create a lesson plan on the fly for it.

3515
04:26:12,260 --> 04:26:17,260
And there's a real high end to this. I mean, you have a full sequencer in here. So if you really get good to this, you can do a lot of it.

3516
04:26:17,260 --> 04:26:18,260
Exactly. Can you show us that real quickly?

3517
04:26:18,260 --> 04:26:20,260
Sure. And our family music center, we also have...

3518
04:26:20,260 --> 04:26:21,260
Carissa, thank you very much.

3519
04:26:21,260 --> 04:26:22,260
Which is...

3520
04:26:22,260 --> 04:26:24,260
I'd slap you on the hands, Joe.

3521
04:26:24,260 --> 04:26:26,260
...patient-based MIDI sequencer.

3522
04:26:30,260 --> 04:26:32,260
And so when you get up to this level, you can really do the whole bit...

3523
04:26:32,260 --> 04:26:33,260
Beautiful stuff. Beautiful program.

3524
04:26:33,260 --> 04:26:36,260
Exactly. You don't even really need to be an experienced musician to your studio.

3525
04:26:36,260 --> 04:26:38,260
What's it cost to buy this whole package with the keyboard?

3526
04:26:38,260 --> 04:26:39,260
How much?

3527
04:26:39,260 --> 04:26:40,260
$299 list price.

3528
04:26:40,260 --> 04:26:41,260
Not too bad.

3529
04:26:41,260 --> 04:26:42,260
Joe, thanks a lot.

3530
04:26:42,260 --> 04:26:43,260
Joe, thanks very much.

3531
04:26:43,260 --> 04:26:48,260
Well, as I mentioned earlier, the internet is a very rich source of information for music fans, musicians, students.

3532
04:26:48,260 --> 04:26:53,260
Here's our webmaster, Giles Bateman, with a look at some of the music resources available on the net.

3533
04:26:57,260 --> 04:27:02,260
Thanks, Stuart. There are, in fact, a lot of great music resources online, depending on what exactly you're interested in.

3534
04:27:02,260 --> 04:27:03,260
Thank you very much, Farfurter.

3535
04:27:03,260 --> 04:27:04,260
Let's start with America Online here.

3536
04:27:04,260 --> 04:27:08,260
Imagine a computer program telling you you're a talentless hack.

3537
04:27:08,260 --> 04:27:09,260
The music and sound form here.

3538
04:27:09,260 --> 04:27:12,260
This will get you going doing music with your computer.

3539
04:27:12,260 --> 04:27:18,260
They have software libraries, links to worldwide websites, and links to music and sound companies as well.

3540
04:27:18,260 --> 04:27:25,260
This, you may notice, happens to be the Macintosh music and sound form, but the PC music and sound form, as I switch to it, you'll notice, looks exactly the same.

3541
04:27:25,260 --> 04:27:29,260
So, the only difference is it just is for the other platform.

3542
04:27:29,260 --> 04:27:37,260
Now, let's switch into Netscape, and if you're a musician, then you'll want to check out YPN's page, Musicians Only, in their music section.

3543
04:27:37,260 --> 04:27:40,260
I think YPN's a good place to start finding sites for a lot of different things.

3544
04:27:40,260 --> 04:27:41,260
They catalog a lot of them.

3545
04:27:41,260 --> 04:27:50,260
And here are a lot of musician sites, in some cases categorized by instruments, music schools, education and therapy, and electronic musicians.

3546
04:27:50,260 --> 04:27:51,260
Definitely check this out.

3547
04:27:51,260 --> 04:28:00,260
And last but not least, if you think that your favorite band does not have a page on the internet, definitely come check out the Ultimate Band List.

3548
04:28:00,260 --> 04:28:05,260
They will keep track of as many URLs for home pages and fan pages as they can possibly get their hands on.

3549
04:28:05,260 --> 04:28:08,260
I'm in the W section now, because I'm looking for my favorite band.

3550
04:28:08,260 --> 04:28:10,260
It's called Whiskey Before Breakfast.

3551
04:28:10,260 --> 04:28:11,260
There they are.

3552
04:28:11,260 --> 04:28:15,260
I click on their link, and I get a little bit of a description of the different websites available.

3553
04:28:15,260 --> 04:28:17,260
And then I can link directly to their page.

3554
04:28:17,260 --> 04:28:21,260
Whiskey Before Breakfast, a good band, Celtic rock music as you see here.

3555
04:28:21,260 --> 04:28:22,260
Definitely look for them.

3556
04:28:22,260 --> 04:28:24,260
And hey, there's a picture of the band.

3557
04:28:24,260 --> 04:28:26,260
Thanks, Giles.

3558
04:28:26,260 --> 04:28:29,260
Time now for our weekly summary of the latest internet and computer news.

3559
04:28:29,260 --> 04:28:31,260
Here's this week's Random Access Report.

3560
04:28:31,260 --> 04:28:33,260
Mr. Integrity, thank you very much.

3561
04:28:33,260 --> 04:28:38,260
Never seen this Random Access intro sting before.

3562
04:28:38,260 --> 04:28:40,260
And I can already see some friendly faces.

3563
04:28:40,260 --> 04:28:42,260
Tim Badgerin or Bar-Rain.

3564
04:28:42,260 --> 04:28:46,260
I don't know how you pronounce his name, but he was a big player in the industry back in the day.

3565
04:28:46,260 --> 04:28:47,260
Maybe he still is.

3566
04:28:49,260 --> 04:28:53,260
I'm going to have to see this and then see it again and then slow it down and frame by frame it.

3567
04:28:53,260 --> 04:28:54,260
I beg your pardon.

3568
04:28:54,260 --> 04:28:58,260
In the Random Access Report with Laurie Anderson.

3569
04:28:58,260 --> 04:28:59,260
Bathering.

3570
04:28:59,260 --> 04:29:04,260
Here's this week's Random Access Report with Laurie Anderson.

3571
04:29:04,260 --> 04:29:06,260
I wonder is Schindler in there?

3572
04:29:06,260 --> 04:29:08,260
Does Schindler get a look in?

3573
04:29:08,260 --> 04:29:09,260
I've got...

3574
04:29:10,260 --> 04:29:13,260
Don't know any of those guys.

3575
04:29:13,260 --> 04:29:14,260
Don't know her.

3576
04:29:15,260 --> 04:29:16,260
Don't know her.

3577
04:29:16,260 --> 04:29:19,260
And they did a bad job on her.

3578
04:29:19,260 --> 04:29:21,260
Half her face is gone there.

3579
04:29:22,260 --> 04:29:27,260
But they couldn't really leave in any extra because they would have got the background in.

3580
04:29:33,260 --> 04:29:35,260
Thank you very much, Jim Jam.

3581
04:29:36,260 --> 04:29:37,260
Stew there.

3582
04:29:38,260 --> 04:29:39,260
Game Boy.

3583
04:29:39,260 --> 04:29:42,260
There's Tim.

3584
04:29:42,260 --> 04:29:43,260
The Badge.

3585
04:29:44,260 --> 04:29:45,260
The Badger.

3586
04:29:47,260 --> 04:29:50,260
And I've seen her because I can remember her hair.

3587
04:29:50,260 --> 04:29:51,260
Her hair was insane.

3588
04:29:52,260 --> 04:29:55,260
It had three different things going on at the same time.

3589
04:29:55,260 --> 04:29:59,260
It had like a boof at the top like a basket of hair.

3590
04:30:00,260 --> 04:30:01,260
Then there was the fringe.

3591
04:30:01,260 --> 04:30:02,260
And then there was stuff.

3592
04:30:02,260 --> 04:30:03,260
There was the back.

3593
04:30:03,260 --> 04:30:04,260
The back end.

3594
04:30:05,260 --> 04:30:06,260
Back end development.

3595
04:30:06,260 --> 04:30:07,260
Don't know these guys.

3596
04:30:07,260 --> 04:30:07,260
Don't know him.

3597
04:30:07,260 --> 04:30:07,260
Adobe.

3598
04:30:07,260 --> 04:30:24,260
In the random access file this week, IBM is trying to make their computers more living room friendly.

3599
04:30:24,260 --> 04:30:30,260
The company is including a remote control for web surfing in its upgraded Optiva S line of PCs.

3600
04:30:30,260 --> 04:30:38,260
The new models will use either 166 or 200 megahertz Pentium processors and feature an upgradeable 56k modem.

3601
04:30:39,260 --> 04:30:42,260
CD-ROM speeds continue to climb.

3602
04:30:42,260 --> 04:30:46,260
Acer has announced an 18 speed CD-ROM drive called the Acer Magic 616A.

3603
04:30:46,260 --> 04:30:47,260
Thank you very much.

3604
04:30:47,260 --> 04:30:49,260
The drive uses digital server technology.

3605
04:30:49,260 --> 04:30:51,260
It will be available this month.

3606
04:30:51,260 --> 04:30:52,260
Pain Cult.

3607
04:30:52,260 --> 04:30:55,260
Ever thought of getting a proper MIDI keyboard with Hammer Action?

3608
04:30:55,260 --> 04:30:57,260
I've got a Studio Logic.

3609
04:30:57,260 --> 04:30:59,260
I reckon you get good mileage.

3610
04:30:59,260 --> 04:31:01,260
I have a keyboard.

3611
04:31:01,260 --> 04:31:07,260
It's like a digital piano and you can plug it in if you have the right cable, which I ordered along with the dummy.

3612
04:31:07,260 --> 04:31:10,260
That's in the same box as the dummy.

3613
04:31:10,260 --> 04:31:15,260
So once I've got that, then I can hook that up to GarageBand or something.

3614
04:31:15,260 --> 04:31:19,260
Virus experts, McAfee associates says a new macro.

3615
04:31:19,260 --> 04:31:20,260
It's Hammer Action.

3616
04:31:20,260 --> 04:31:21,260
88.

3617
04:31:21,260 --> 04:31:22,260
It's a big boy.

3618
04:31:22,260 --> 04:31:23,260
It's convers-

3619
04:31:23,260 --> 04:31:24,260
It's silly.

3620
04:31:24,260 --> 04:31:25,260
It's stupid.

3621
04:31:25,260 --> 04:31:27,260
Nowhere to put it.

3622
04:31:27,260 --> 04:31:30,260
If you have a patched file, your Word documents will be affected.

3623
04:31:30,260 --> 04:31:40,260
If you use Microsoft Mail, the virus finds three random people in your mail list to automatically send the message to, thus spreading the virus.

3624
04:31:40,260 --> 04:31:45,260
Microtest has created a new modem of interest to home and business users.

3625
04:31:45,260 --> 04:31:53,260
Web Etc. allows up to 20 network users to access the Internet at the same time through one phone line using one modem.

3626
04:31:53,260 --> 04:31:56,260
It also allows home users to link up an extra-

3627
04:31:56,260 --> 04:32:01,260
I hope Stu has a pick of the week because I'm not bothered about the rest of random access.

3628
04:32:01,260 --> 04:32:04,260
That's it for this week's news.

3629
04:32:04,260 --> 04:32:05,260
Back to you, Stuart.

3630
04:32:05,260 --> 04:32:07,260
Now for my pick of the week.

3631
04:32:07,260 --> 04:32:08,260
Lovely.

3632
04:32:08,260 --> 04:32:12,260
Form usually follows function when it comes to technology.

3633
04:32:12,260 --> 04:32:18,260
Somebody comes up with new things to do, then somebody else eventually designs an appliance that incorporates that new functionality.

3634
04:32:18,260 --> 04:32:24,260
Well, the focus on computing these days is clearly on communications, email, faxes, voicemail, paging, etc.

3635
04:32:24,260 --> 04:32:31,260
So most of us have collected quite a few pieces of hardware: modems, telephones, pagers, fax machines, answering machines, and so on.

3636
04:32:31,260 --> 04:32:37,260
But now a company called Global Village has come up with one simple little appliance that packages all that functionality together.

3637
04:32:37,260 --> 04:32:39,260
This is the Teleport.

3638
04:32:39,260 --> 04:32:41,260
It's a very sleek little desktop unit.

3639
04:32:41,260 --> 04:32:42,260
Look at Stu there.

3640
04:32:42,260 --> 04:32:44,260
He's doing the swan.

3641
04:32:44,260 --> 04:32:47,260
It's the Stuart Shafé swan.

3642
04:32:47,260 --> 04:32:50,260
Well manicured nails as well for the beak.

3643
04:32:50,260 --> 04:32:54,260
Got a lot of positioning.

3644
04:32:54,260 --> 04:32:57,260
He's got great stability with the elbow.

3645
04:32:57,260 --> 04:33:06,260
And it comes up to there and then arches in to a swan's head which makes a point of the modem.

3646
04:33:06,260 --> 04:33:09,260
Elegance and style.

3647
04:33:09,260 --> 04:33:12,260
That is a speakerphone, a 3360.

3648
04:33:12,260 --> 04:33:15,260
The little swan there is then just pecking away at the modem.

3649
04:33:15,260 --> 04:33:18,260
Modem, a fax machine, and a voicemail system.

3650
04:33:18,260 --> 04:33:25,260
The Teleport comes with software called Focal Point which really does act as the focal point for all your electronic communications.

3651
04:33:25,260 --> 04:33:29,260
You can check for voicemail, faxes, or email all from one screen.

3652
04:33:29,260 --> 04:33:30,260
Thank you very much.

3653
04:33:30,260 --> 04:33:34,260
You can make outgoing calls, go right to your address book without having to click to another application.

3654
04:33:34,260 --> 04:33:38,260
You can gather all your email from several addresses in one central inbox.

3655
04:33:38,260 --> 04:33:41,260
And you can even program this thing to page you when you have new messages.

3656
04:33:41,260 --> 04:33:45,260
The Teleport also lets you make digital recordings of your phone conversations,

3657
04:33:45,260 --> 04:33:49,260
and it can automatically tell whether an incoming call is voice or fax.

3658
04:33:49,260 --> 04:33:53,260
I've recorded your phone, our phone conversations Pat have been recorded.

3659
04:33:53,260 --> 04:33:56,260
I'm keeping them on a fucking hard drive.

3660
04:33:56,260 --> 04:34:00,260
So you can do all your business communications with one phone line.

3661
04:34:00,260 --> 04:34:03,260
It's the Teleport from Global Village Communications.

3662
04:34:03,260 --> 04:34:05,260
That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles.

3663
04:34:05,260 --> 04:34:07,260
I record everything Pat.

3664
04:34:07,260 --> 04:34:09,260
Everything we've ever said.

3665
04:34:09,260 --> 04:34:11,260
It's all backed up.

3666
04:34:11,260 --> 04:34:12,260
Five terabytes.

3667
04:34:12,260 --> 04:34:15,260
It's a lot of chat Pat.

3668
04:34:15,260 --> 04:34:17,260
How much are you willing to pay for it?

3669
04:34:17,260 --> 04:34:22,260
Back here again next week with more of the best in hardware, software, and the internet.

3670
04:34:22,260 --> 04:34:23,260
If you need more information-

3671
04:34:23,260 --> 04:34:25,260
I record everything you do Pat.

3672
04:34:25,260 --> 04:34:27,260
I'm gonna use it against you.

3673
04:34:27,260 --> 04:34:32,260
Anything you saw on today's show, check out our website at PCTV.com.

3674
04:34:32,260 --> 04:34:34,260
I'm Stuart Shaffey, we'll see you here next time.

3675
04:34:34,260 --> 04:34:41,260
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by SoftSource Incorporated, publishers of Pro One Software.

3676
04:34:41,260 --> 04:34:43,260
I have that power over you Pat.

3677
04:34:43,260 --> 04:34:44,260
For young adults.

3678
04:34:44,260 --> 04:34:52,260
And by Upside, the business magazine for the technology elite.

3679
04:34:52,260 --> 04:34:54,260
To order a videotape-

3680
04:34:54,260 --> 04:34:57,260
Did we see sports simulation?

3681
04:34:57,260 --> 04:34:58,260
The game platform.

3682
04:34:58,260 --> 04:34:59,260
Alright, let's-

3683
04:34:59,260 --> 04:35:00,260
It sounds great.

3684
04:35:00,260 --> 04:35:01,260
He's a fucking style hound.

3685
04:35:01,260 --> 04:35:03,260
Look at him.

3686
04:35:03,260 --> 04:35:09,260
We have seen it.

3687
04:35:09,260 --> 04:35:11,260
I mean some of the-

3688
04:35:11,260 --> 04:35:15,260
You just think since maybe you have seen some of the best stuff.

3689
04:35:15,260 --> 04:35:22,260
Cyber dating, it has to have been seen, you know?

3690
04:35:22,260 --> 04:35:25,260
I'm considering spending my life with-

3691
04:35:25,260 --> 04:35:26,260
Yeah.

3692
04:35:26,260 --> 04:35:27,260
Yeah we have.

3693
04:35:27,260 --> 04:35:28,260
Yeah.

3694
04:35:28,260 --> 04:35:29,260
Yeah.

3695
04:35:29,260 --> 04:35:30,260
Yeah.

3696
04:35:30,260 --> 04:35:53,980
Somebody said to watch this five years ago, and I didn't.

3697
04:35:58,940 --> 04:36:00,640
Let's just see if it's any use.

3698
04:36:00,740 --> 04:36:01,780
Could be something in it.

3699
04:36:02,400 --> 04:36:05,640
I think he could be out in the field as well as in stewed.

3700
04:36:27,620 --> 04:36:31,460
That was the first one, no?

3701
04:36:31,460 --> 04:36:32,620
That was the first one, no?

3702
04:36:32,620 --> 04:36:33,500
That was the first one, no?

3703
04:36:33,500 --> 04:36:34,420
That was the first one, no?

3704
04:36:34,420 --> 04:36:35,420
That was the first one, no?

3705
04:36:35,420 --> 04:36:36,380
That was the first one, no?

3706
04:36:36,380 --> 04:36:37,380
That was the first one, no?

3707
04:36:37,380 --> 04:36:39,320
That can bring added efficiency and cost savings to your organization's business operations.

3708
04:36:39,320 --> 04:36:45,460
We'll take you to The Rock in Roseville, California, billed as the world's first interactive church.

3709
04:36:45,460 --> 04:36:51,420
And we'll show you how to add music to your group's events or educational programs with the amazing Vancouvering piano.

3710
04:36:51,420 --> 04:36:57,260
Technology in the church, coming up next on the Computer Chronicles.

3711
04:36:57,260 --> 04:36:58,260
Computer Chronicles.

3712
04:36:58,260 --> 04:36:58,760
I'm...

3713
04:36:58,760 --> 04:37:00,720
Lovely, holy stew look.

3714
04:37:00,720 --> 04:37:04,260
I'm Stuart Shaffee.

3715
04:37:04,260 --> 04:37:18,560
His fucking feet are... The grass looks really thick and luscious. So much so it's enveloping its feet. A la the Homer Simpson meme where he goes back into the hedge. It's like Stu's feet are just sinking into the earth.

3716
04:37:18,600 --> 04:37:30,440
This is the conclusion of our three-part series on technology and the church looking at ways religious organizations and other nonprofits can use computers and the Internet to better run their organizations.

3717
04:37:31,000 --> 04:37:37,780
So far, we've looked at topics like desktop video, web design, accounting packages, online educational research tools.

3718
04:37:38,100 --> 04:37:41,420
This week, we're going to focus on the use of digital music and networking.

3719
04:37:41,560 --> 04:37:49,740
Now, any nonprofit, of course, has to learn how to live with limited resources, and that means getting the most out of your existing investment in technology.

3720
04:37:50,040 --> 04:37:54,820
One way to do that is to network your computers and the peripherals associated with them.

3721
04:37:55,020 --> 04:37:59,840
And to understand how to do that, I talked with Peter Newton of a company called Netgear.

3722
04:38:00,280 --> 04:38:03,840
Here's the point. You've got a couple of PCs maybe in the office at your church.

3723
04:38:03,840 --> 04:38:12,320
You can get more out of that by networking them together and only have to buy one printer, not two or three printers, and only one Internet connection, not several.

3724
04:38:12,520 --> 04:38:15,560
You can all share the same information within that office.

3725
04:38:15,700 --> 04:38:20,320
And the gentleman who's going to explain that all to us is from Netgear, Peter Newton. Welcome, Peter.

3726
04:38:20,620 --> 04:38:20,920
Thank you.

3727
04:38:21,460 --> 04:38:26,880
I sort of set the situation up, as you know, whether it's a small business or a small church, it's the same idea.

3728
04:38:27,300 --> 04:38:31,300
People have a bunch of computers out there, and generally it's very inefficient, right?

3729
04:38:31,720 --> 04:38:36,540
Certainly, you can make a lot better use of a single printer if you can share it amongst all your computers.

3730
04:38:36,860 --> 04:38:41,940
Okay. And if I could just mention to our crew back there that I'm hearing all the noise in the control room in my ear,

3731
04:38:41,980 --> 04:38:44,420
if we could cut that out, that would help a lot. Thank you very much.

3732
04:38:44,780 --> 04:38:48,580
Okay. So let's talk about the basic benefits of networking.

3733
04:38:50,420 --> 04:38:53,020
Why would they not edit that out in the final cut?

3734
04:38:54,540 --> 04:38:57,420
Use of a single printer if you can share it amongst all your computers.

3735
04:38:57,420 --> 04:39:02,840
Okay. And if I could just mention to our crew back there that I'm hearing all the noise in the control room in my ear,

3736
04:39:02,880 --> 04:39:05,320
if we could cut that out, that would help a lot. Thank you very much.

3737
04:39:05,660 --> 04:39:08,060
Okay. So let's talk about the basic...

3738
04:39:08,060 --> 04:39:09,240
Never seen that before.

3739
04:39:09,540 --> 04:39:12,360
...benefits of networking. I sort of alluded quickly to them.

3740
04:39:12,500 --> 04:39:12,780
Right.

3741
04:39:12,840 --> 04:39:17,880
What happens if I use your kind of equipment and tie my three or four or five PCs together?

3742
04:39:18,220 --> 04:39:19,460
What good happens from that?

3743
04:39:20,200 --> 04:39:24,680
Well, you increase your productivity because you can do a lot more with the equipment you have,

3744
04:39:24,800 --> 04:39:27,760
and you save a lot of money because you don't have to, as you mentioned,

3745
04:39:28,100 --> 04:39:32,280
buy a printer for each computer, buy an Internet account for each computer.

3746
04:39:33,880 --> 04:39:35,960
And how complicated is that?

3747
04:39:36,440 --> 04:39:37,440
This one is...

3748
04:39:37,440 --> 04:39:39,440
This is not really church specific.

3749
04:39:39,600 --> 04:39:42,960
This is just how to set up a network environment for anywhere, really, isn't it?

3750
04:39:43,620 --> 04:39:45,240
We want to see some church stuff.

3751
04:39:46,320 --> 04:39:48,920
I like the way he's reverential in his posture.

3752
04:39:49,080 --> 04:39:52,840
He always has his hands kind of together like there's maybe a prayer going on.

3753
04:39:53,300 --> 04:39:56,840
But the prayer is a link to the next piece.

3754
04:39:57,640 --> 04:40:03,680
In this era of the Internet, one way churches are using technology is to make their services interactive

3755
04:40:03,680 --> 04:40:07,340
so that not only can the leaders of the congregation deliver a sermon,

3756
04:40:07,680 --> 04:40:12,180
they can find out what the members of the congregation are thinking about the subject of the sermon

3757
04:40:12,180 --> 04:40:13,640
or the message of the sermon.

3758
04:40:13,820 --> 04:40:17,480
And they can do this all in real time during the actual service.

3759
04:40:18,060 --> 04:40:21,520
They were trusting that there was something they could do to get them right with God.

3760
04:40:21,820 --> 04:40:22,800
You would never know that.

3761
04:40:22,800 --> 04:40:27,160
You'd never be able to ask that question and have a show of hands to find that out.

3762
04:40:27,420 --> 04:40:33,840
But now with the interactive, I can find out every kind of personal thing I'd ever want to ask my audience.

3763
04:40:34,580 --> 04:40:38,840
And when they give me their answer, they're allowed to be anonymous.

3764
04:40:39,580 --> 04:40:45,800
This is a church affectionately called The Rock, located in Roseville, California, just north of Sacramento.

3765
04:40:46,620 --> 04:40:51,840
Its pastor, Francis Infuso, calls it the world's first totally interactive church.

3766
04:40:53,700 --> 04:40:55,160
Actually, that could be good.

3767
04:40:55,660 --> 04:40:57,860
So I just want to see the interactive church.

3768
04:40:57,860 --> 04:41:00,360
And there's a button being pressed inside church.

3769
04:41:00,740 --> 04:41:06,400
The idea was to wire the church so that the members of the congregation could give the pastor instant feedback.

3770
04:41:07,160 --> 04:41:11,540
Luckily for this church, it's in the backyard of a major Hewlett-Packard facility.

3771
04:41:12,200 --> 04:41:14,940
It seemed very expensive, cumbersome, difficult.

3772
04:41:15,520 --> 04:41:17,980
Francis Infuso, The Rock of Roseville.

3773
04:41:18,140 --> 04:41:27,060
I said, okay, why don't you ask one of the top engineers at Hewlett-Packard if they could recommend a person who could advise us concerning this.

3774
04:41:27,420 --> 04:41:32,460
And they came back and they said, the guy you need to talk to is a software and a hardware expert.

3775
04:41:32,920 --> 04:41:34,240
His name is Jurgen Benowitz.

3776
04:41:35,120 --> 04:41:39,520
Benowitz led a team of volunteers who spent nine months wiring the church.

3777
04:41:40,020 --> 04:41:43,160
The net result is sermons are now two-way affairs.

3778
04:41:43,440 --> 04:41:46,080
A, B, C, or D.

3779
04:41:46,220 --> 04:41:49,660
You decide, you control what you see.

3780
04:41:49,900 --> 04:41:51,220
Church, the net...

3781
04:41:51,220 --> 04:41:52,640
Look at that lad.

3782
04:41:53,440 --> 04:42:01,040
Using a massive pinky finger to select out of the four selections how he wants...

3783
04:42:01,040 --> 04:42:02,800
It's just like digital mass, you know?

3784
04:42:02,860 --> 04:42:09,920
It's really tailoring the mass towards the customer, towards the worshiper.

3785
04:42:10,500 --> 04:42:13,300
The result is sermons are now two-way affairs.

3786
04:42:14,500 --> 04:42:15,200
What's that?

3787
04:42:16,040 --> 04:42:16,560
Question.

3788
04:42:16,760 --> 04:42:18,740
Would you be that kind of friend for someone?

3789
04:42:19,580 --> 04:42:21,020
I don't know what they're doing to each other.

3790
04:42:21,020 --> 04:42:23,840
A, yes, or B, no.

3791
04:42:24,560 --> 04:42:26,500
You press then, you vote.

3792
04:42:27,440 --> 04:42:31,220
It's like a game show, like a Christian sort of game show.

3793
04:42:32,820 --> 04:42:34,240
Audience participation.

3794
04:42:34,480 --> 04:42:41,200
Since this interactive system was wired into the rock in Roseville, even newer wireless technology has become available,

3795
04:42:41,660 --> 04:42:44,840
enabling churches to do the same thing without the burden of...

3796
04:42:44,840 --> 04:42:46,180
Fucking heavily wired up.

3797
04:42:46,200 --> 04:42:47,300
It was a heavy operation.

3798
04:42:47,500 --> 04:42:48,320
You had people fucking...

3799
04:42:48,320 --> 04:42:49,500
They even had to speed it up.

3800
04:42:49,500 --> 04:42:53,680
Hydroponic system running through the fucking church, look.

3801
04:42:54,420 --> 04:43:06,680
A lot of effort went into rigging these chairs up and having that multiple choice selection unit installed in each and every armrest for every worshiper.

3802
04:43:06,920 --> 04:43:08,500
Thank you very much for the other Jeff.

3803
04:43:09,140 --> 04:43:12,980
The same thing without the burden of having to hardwire every seat.

3804
04:43:12,980 --> 04:43:14,580
Thank you very much for the tip, man.

3805
04:43:14,580 --> 04:43:22,640
The church in Roseville also uses computers to produce media in support of the church's missions, including videos put together on desktop computers.

3806
04:43:23,460 --> 04:43:27,640
And Pastor Francis Anfuso says the activity not only helps the church...

3807
04:43:27,640 --> 04:43:29,320
Winner camp.

3808
04:43:30,320 --> 04:43:32,640
Men's accountability group.

3809
04:43:32,640 --> 04:43:36,100
What the hell is a men's accountability group?

3810
04:43:37,880 --> 04:43:40,080
What are they taking accountability for?

3811
04:43:40,180 --> 04:43:42,840
Thank you very much, David Swarbrigg.

3812
04:43:43,380 --> 04:43:44,560
The church in the church is a very important thing.

3813
04:43:44,560 --> 04:43:46,560
The church in the church is a very important thing.

3814
04:43:46,560 --> 04:43:47,560
The church in the church is a very important thing.

3815
04:43:47,560 --> 04:43:48,560
It's a very important thing to do.

3816
04:43:48,560 --> 04:43:49,560
It's a very important thing to do.

3817
04:43:49,560 --> 04:43:50,560
It's a very important thing to do.

3818
04:43:50,560 --> 04:43:51,560
It's a very important thing to do.

3819
04:43:51,560 --> 04:43:52,560
It's a very important thing to do.

3820
04:43:52,560 --> 04:43:53,560
It's a very important thing to do.

3821
04:43:53,560 --> 04:43:54,560
It's a very important thing to do.

3822
04:43:54,560 --> 04:43:55,560
It's a very important thing to do.

3823
04:43:55,560 --> 04:43:56,560
It's a very important thing to do.

3824
04:43:56,560 --> 04:43:57,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3825
04:43:57,740 --> 04:43:58,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3826
04:43:58,740 --> 04:43:59,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3827
04:43:59,740 --> 04:44:00,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3828
04:44:00,740 --> 04:44:01,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3829
04:44:01,740 --> 04:44:02,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3830
04:44:02,740 --> 04:44:03,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3831
04:44:03,740 --> 04:44:04,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3832
04:44:04,740 --> 04:44:05,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3833
04:44:05,740 --> 04:44:06,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3834
04:44:06,740 --> 04:44:07,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3835
04:44:07,740 --> 04:44:08,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3836
04:44:08,740 --> 04:44:09,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3837
04:44:09,740 --> 04:44:10,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3838
04:44:10,740 --> 04:44:11,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3839
04:44:11,740 --> 04:44:12,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3840
04:44:12,740 --> 04:44:13,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3841
04:44:13,740 --> 04:44:14,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3842
04:44:14,740 --> 04:44:15,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3843
04:44:15,740 --> 04:44:16,740
It's a very important thing to do.

3844
04:44:16,740 --> 04:44:23,420
The Rock.

3845
04:44:23,420 --> 04:44:24,920
If you're involved in a church.

3846
04:44:24,920 --> 04:44:25,920
Look at that.

3847
04:44:25,920 --> 04:44:28,260
That's a collector's power stance.

3848
04:44:28,260 --> 04:44:29,260
Card.

3849
04:44:29,260 --> 04:44:35,560
If you had that on a trading card, that would give you...

3850
04:44:35,560 --> 04:44:37,800
It would probably be high power.

3851
04:44:37,800 --> 04:44:40,800
I don't know.

3852
04:44:40,800 --> 04:44:46,240
Whatever attributes in the Stuart Chaffee trading card or the Computer Chronicle trading card.

3853
04:44:46,240 --> 04:44:47,240
World.

3854
04:44:47,240 --> 04:44:48,240
World.

3855
04:44:48,240 --> 04:44:51,240
But it would be a pretty fucking strong one.

3856
04:44:51,240 --> 04:44:52,240
Pious Stew.

3857
04:44:52,240 --> 04:44:53,240
He played that card.

3858
04:44:53,240 --> 04:44:55,240
He played that card.

3859
04:44:55,240 --> 04:44:58,240
Constitution at max.

3860
04:44:58,240 --> 04:44:59,240
Plus six.

3861
04:44:59,240 --> 04:45:00,240
Holy.

3862
04:45:00,240 --> 04:45:05,240
Madge level 44.

3863
04:45:05,240 --> 04:45:07,240
High power.

3864
04:45:07,240 --> 04:45:09,240
Low speed.

3865
04:45:09,240 --> 04:45:11,240
Transcendence.

3866
04:45:11,240 --> 04:45:13,240
Transcendence.

3867
04:45:13,240 --> 04:45:29,580
If you're involved in a church or any kind of religious organization, no doubt music plays a part of any special event or service that you do.

3868
04:45:29,580 --> 04:45:37,980
Now with today's digital technology, it's easier than ever to integrate music into your organization's activities or even educational programs.

3869
04:45:38,200 --> 04:45:42,560
Here to show us how to do that is Sean O'Shea of the Vancouvering Company.

3870
04:45:43,020 --> 04:45:50,620
I love the transition from one stew to another. It's another collector's item.

3871
04:45:50,620 --> 04:45:54,260
Sean O'Shea of the Vancouvering Company.

3872
04:45:57,200 --> 04:45:58,120
Look at that.

3873
04:46:06,180 --> 04:46:15,780
Mattie C. Thank you very much. By accepting this tip, you'll at least consider Red Dead Red Red Dead Redemption.

3874
04:46:15,780 --> 04:46:18,620
I was going to say Red Dead Redemption 2 in the new year.

3875
04:46:19,140 --> 04:46:20,480
I will, of course. Yeah.

3876
04:46:21,780 --> 04:46:24,560
Thank you very much for that. Very, very kind of you, Mattie.

3877
04:46:25,960 --> 04:46:31,100
Hope you're enjoying this little situation here as well, which is, you don't see this often.

3878
04:46:31,220 --> 04:46:40,060
I mean, we, I do like to pause these little transition wipes when they do happen, but I haven't seen this, like a page has been turned.

3879
04:46:41,380 --> 04:46:45,920
And on the back of the page, there's stew and on the front of the page, there's stew.

3880
04:46:48,120 --> 04:46:50,560
And then behind the page, there's stew as well.

3881
04:46:53,180 --> 04:46:53,980
Lovely stuff.

3882
04:46:53,980 --> 04:46:59,440
Music is a very important part of anything that goes on in a church, whether it's a worship service or a special.

3883
04:46:59,440 --> 04:47:00,980
A seamless sieg.

3884
04:47:01,580 --> 04:47:02,960
Event like a wedding, et cetera.

3885
04:47:03,400 --> 04:47:09,640
And the world of technology and music has changed really a lot in the last couple of years in a way that makes it a lot easier and more.

3886
04:47:09,900 --> 04:47:14,060
And this, you know, this guy is ready to do his stuff.

3887
04:47:14,960 --> 04:47:21,820
I love that the intro starts with the close on stew and then the pull out to reveal the two guys.

3888
04:47:22,120 --> 04:47:30,760
But this fellow is just waiting for the link to end and start making it happen on the keys, making it happen on the organ.

3889
04:47:30,900 --> 04:47:35,860
Hopefully we're going to hear some nice spiritual music here on the organ as well.

3890
04:47:36,320 --> 04:47:42,060
Technology and music has changed really a lot in the last couple of years in a way that makes it a lot easier and more accessible.

3891
04:47:42,720 --> 04:47:46,920
And one of the best tools I've seen is what we have right here, something called the Vancouvering.

3892
04:47:47,280 --> 04:47:50,620
And this is Sean O'Shea, who is our expert and guide to what goes on here.

3893
04:47:50,680 --> 04:47:55,800
Sean, let me ask you first of all, as I mentioned, whenever we've dealt with MIDI, you know, or music technology, it's always been a nightmare.

3894
04:47:55,920 --> 04:47:58,820
A million cables, a million wires, and it's very complicated.

3895
04:47:59,360 --> 04:48:02,340
What's the difference in what you guys are doing now with music technology?

3896
04:48:02,480 --> 04:48:03,460
I'm very glad you asked.

3897
04:48:04,400 --> 04:48:05,160
I've used MIDI.

3898
04:48:05,160 --> 04:48:07,200
As you know, Stuart, I'm a songwriter.

3899
04:48:07,500 --> 04:48:14,600
And for years I've used, you know, PCs and Mac, software programs, sound modules, drum machines, samplers, all this stuff.

3900
04:48:14,900 --> 04:48:19,480
And inevitably there was a spaghetti of wiring and brand incompatibility.

3901
04:48:19,480 --> 04:48:27,060
I would feel inspired to maybe create a song, but then I would expend my energy trying to figure out what went on.

3902
04:48:27,060 --> 04:48:27,360
Trapped in the technology.

3903
04:48:27,620 --> 04:48:27,760
Yeah.

3904
04:48:27,920 --> 04:48:32,120
As you know, MIDI is an acronym for Musical Instrument Digital Interface.

3905
04:48:32,160 --> 04:48:32,360
Right.

3906
04:48:32,880 --> 04:48:41,300
I've heard among church musicians and music teachers that it actually now stands for mine isn't doing it, which I think is a much better acronym.

3907
04:48:41,300 --> 04:48:41,740
All right.

3908
04:48:41,740 --> 04:48:42,800
So let's get to the positive side.

3909
04:48:42,800 --> 04:48:45,000
Now, explain basically what do we have here?

3910
04:48:45,060 --> 04:48:45,680
What is this?

3911
04:48:45,780 --> 04:48:46,720
This looks like a piano.

3912
04:48:46,900 --> 04:48:51,880
This is a full color touchscreen, and it's a software-based musical instrument.

3913
04:48:52,020 --> 04:48:56,340
Now, although it looks like a little piano, there are no strings in here.

3914
04:48:56,420 --> 04:48:58,400
So this is a digital piano.

3915
04:48:58,640 --> 04:49:00,300
And there's actually a real computer sitting in here.

3916
04:49:00,360 --> 04:49:01,060
Of sorts, yeah.

3917
04:49:01,140 --> 04:49:04,440
Of course, it's not the kind you're going to, you know, surf the net or get your email on.

3918
04:49:04,440 --> 04:49:06,600
No, but you merged a computer and a digital piano.

3919
04:49:06,740 --> 04:49:07,100
Beautiful.

3920
04:49:07,360 --> 04:49:21,380
Lovely cutoff there from Stu.

3921
04:49:21,380 --> 04:49:21,400
Lovely cutoff there from Stu.

3922
04:49:21,400 --> 04:49:22,420
Lovely cutoff there from Stu.

3923
04:49:22,420 --> 04:49:23,420
Sure.

3924
04:49:23,420 --> 04:49:24,800
All right, now, now, you know.

3925
04:49:24,800 --> 04:49:25,920
All right, all right, now, now.

3926
04:49:25,920 --> 04:49:29,500
Church is the default as you have an organ there of some sort, which you use for services.

3927
04:49:29,500 --> 04:49:30,920
Can I turn this into an organ?

3928
04:49:31,200 --> 04:49:31,600
Absolutely.

3929
04:49:31,800 --> 04:49:37,020
There are several different organs, and we can go in and manipulate the sounds and maybe get the exact one we want.

3930
04:49:37,240 --> 04:49:38,060
But I might want.

3931
04:49:42,900 --> 04:49:44,540
And you say it could be different kinds of organs?

3932
04:49:44,820 --> 04:49:45,720
All different types.

3933
04:49:45,820 --> 04:49:49,020
I might, you know, go to a more laid-back reed sound.

3934
04:49:50,620 --> 04:49:54,020
So that might be appropriate to a different kind of event taking place in the church, for example.

3935
04:49:54,020 --> 04:49:54,120
Exactly.

3936
04:49:54,120 --> 04:49:57,460
Or I can go in and maybe mix and match a couple different organ sounds and come up with new sounds.

3937
04:49:57,460 --> 04:50:00,740
Now, can you add something like a sort of choir to this?

3938
04:50:00,860 --> 04:50:01,080
Sure, sure.

3939
04:50:01,180 --> 04:50:07,120
Or, you know, I could mix and match sounds or for individual sounds, might have a church that's having more of a folk sound.

3940
04:50:07,120 --> 04:50:18,740
service. Okay. That's basically a recording of a guitar. We might be having something special going on. We need horns.

3941
04:50:21,640 --> 04:50:34,980
Will that make him laugh? All I'm doing to get that, Stuart, is I just touch the button. Yeah, let's look at the interface a little bit. I hope we can see this. This is just a touch screen, so I mean, there's no mouse, there's no computer keyboard. Right. So just give us an idea of what that interface looks like.

3942
04:50:34,980 --> 04:51:02,840
I'll show you. You know, you asked me about mixing sounds. I'm glad, yes. I'll scoot over to here to what's called the studio. In the studio, the default is it starts... Thank you very much, Buff. Well, I'm going to change that piano to my church organ sound. Now I want to add a second sound. I just touch the second sound and I add a choir sound. Now we're hearing them at the same time. There's my choir.

3943
04:51:02,840 --> 04:51:24,380
Angel mode. I'd like the choir to be a little louder. All I do is just touch this volume slider and move it up and down. It's just that simple. I mean, anybody could figure this out. Sure, absolutely. Anyone could do this. Anyone could do this, right? Simple. Jackie, thank you very much for the streams. Thank you very much for the tip. You say thanks for the streams. No problemo. Don't thank me. Thanks, Stu.

3944
04:51:24,840 --> 04:51:40,500
Right here. Let's say I forget what that button in the right-hand corner is. We push the question mark. This is the metronome. To turn it on or off. Suppose, Sean, I'm doing a special, say it's a Christmas holiday event. I want the sounds of bells. Can I customize this to get something like that? Great. Sure. Well, let's go to a third sound here, Stuart.

3945
04:51:40,500 --> 04:51:54,320
We don't usually see Stuart craning over his guests, stooping like that. Just yet again, another variation.

3946
04:51:54,320 --> 04:52:17,200
Stuart, Stuart, and like those big tubular bells here. Great sound, but you know what? If I go to play a chord now, that's not really what I want. So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell the bells. Here's my key range. Almost like a five manual organ that comes up on the screen. And I tell the bells, hey, you guys just play up top like in the bell tower.

3947
04:52:17,200 --> 04:52:46,520
Okay. And the organ and the ahs, they're too high up there. Okay. Just play up top like in the bell tower. Okay. And the organ and the ahs, they're too high up there anyway. So let's tell those guys, don't play up there. So you're assigning the keyboard to the different functions. Yeah. Just by touching the screen. Just by touching the screen. So now, I have this sound here and then my bells are here. You know, I'd really like those bells to be a little bigger and deeper as though I was playing them down. Yeah. So I touch transpose, one octave, two octaves. And now,

3948
04:52:46,520 --> 04:53:10,640
Now we go for our bells. That's great. Sean, let me ask you something else. Sean, right. Okay, Sean, let me ask you one more thing.

3949
04:53:13,520 --> 04:53:43,500
Sean, let me ask you something else. You know, churches, you have people singing and having no words. Can you do like a karaoke function here to actually project the words to a song? Sure. There are contemporary Christian worship tunes that are available in a MIDI format that has lyrics. So we can get those lyrics right here on our screen in the player mode, or karaoke we call it. And what's neat about the Vancouvering piano is this enables you to send these lyrics out through a VGA output. So a church that has a projector. So if you have the projection system,

3950
04:53:43,500 --> 04:54:11,200
like we talked about earlier, you can actually write from the piano project the lyrics on the screen. Exactly. Here's a pretty standard one that we have. I'd love to know what Stu, if Stu believes in God, or if he's spiritual or anything like that, but we're not going to learn any of that because it's pure professional on his side of the situation. It's, he's got a handy couple of episodes out of this. We're not going to get to see behind the curtain deeper into what he believes, you know?

3951
04:54:13,480 --> 04:54:43,460
You'd wonder.

3952
04:54:43,460 --> 04:54:45,340
a volunteer comes in on Sunday to play the organ.

3953
04:54:45,340 --> 04:54:45,720
Right.

3954
04:54:45,720 --> 04:54:45,720
Right.

3955
04:54:45,720 --> 04:54:45,720
Right.

3956
04:54:45,720 --> 04:55:07,160
All this is happening and you're not touching the keyboard, obviously. So we've got sort of an automatic mode here. Now let me ask you an example. All this is happening and you're not touching the keyboard, obviously. So we've got sort of an automatic mode here. Now let me ask you an example. Suppose, I mean, we normally have a volunteer come in on Sunday to play the organ. The volunteer's sick. I mean, can I still get the music out of the machine without a human being?

3957
04:55:07,160 --> 04:55:29,820
Great question. All we would have to do is we would have our organist, our pianist ahead of time, maybe play some certain pieces into the piano and we just come in and almost treat it like a tape player. Let's say, well, I don't happen to have any worship tunes in here today, but someone had recorded Stormy Weather. So let's touch the play button and just listen to Stormy Weather. Now I'm not playing that.

3958
04:55:30,820 --> 04:55:35,060
So that can be all play at once and it's there to be played again.

3959
04:55:35,200 --> 04:55:49,300
In fact, I did one just a little while ago. Here's what I'll do. I'll just touch load and a song that I was playing with a little bit earlier, Friends, which most of our audience will know. And now I'll just touch play. This is something I played earlier.

3960
04:55:50,740 --> 04:55:56,060
Friends, friends, friends, boys. Now the choir director can get up and direct the choir.

3961
04:55:56,460 --> 04:56:03,620
Okay. You mentioned the choir director. Now that's another thing I think that's interesting you do. Suppose, you know, you've got your choir and you've got your different sections and you have different music for those sections.

3962
04:56:03,620 --> 04:56:04,540
Thank you very much, boo.

3963
04:56:05,120 --> 04:56:06,900
Can you write the music for the choir?

3964
04:56:07,080 --> 04:56:08,420
You're going to get slithered out.

3965
04:56:08,520 --> 04:56:10,580
You can't get out the parts from here and hand them out to the members of the choir?

3966
04:56:10,580 --> 04:56:24,140
You absolutely can. All we do is we scoot over to a program which is included with the instrument called Cakewalk Express. Cakewalk Express is a 256-track state-of-the-art program for composing and scoring music.

3967
04:56:24,700 --> 04:56:33,320
All I want to do is something simple today. I'm not going to score a movie with this. I just want to put up a blank piece of sheet music. I'm going to touch record. It'll count to four and I'll play.

3968
04:56:33,320 --> 04:56:35,640
One, two, three, four.

3969
04:56:36,980 --> 04:56:40,240
And it's automatically scoring the music as you're playing it.

3970
04:56:45,180 --> 04:56:55,340
And there, in real time, it's writing it. And let's take a look. Go to print preview. Zoom in. Great. Let's say we're happy with that. And of course, maybe I was doing a choir part.

3971
04:56:55,360 --> 04:56:57,860
They're really getting a fucking lot out of this segment.

3972
04:56:58,000 --> 04:56:59,420
I'm going to play the soprano part.

3973
04:56:59,500 --> 04:57:01,120
It goes on for another five minutes.

3974
04:57:01,120 --> 04:57:05,920
One, two, three, four. And hand, won't make wire their parts.

3975
04:57:06,340 --> 04:57:11,080
Well, so you guys hook up a regular computer printer here. I mean, it'd look like a Windows interface. Just pull it down and hit it print.

3976
04:57:11,100 --> 04:57:12,080
Very, very easy to use.

3977
04:57:12,100 --> 04:57:20,540
All right. Another thing. Suppose you want to invite you to your Sunday school program and deal with children or, you know, actually be teaching music in a way.

3978
04:57:20,620 --> 04:57:23,440
Can you use this? This is sort of an automatic teacher in a way?

3979
04:57:23,480 --> 04:57:26,720
Well, it is. I like to consider it a tutor of sorts.

3980
04:57:26,720 --> 04:57:34,520
Okay. You know, we're still really having a human being teaching lessons. There's nothing like it. Lessons. Let's say Stewart's could do it right at the church.

3981
04:57:36,680 --> 04:57:42,620
We have a little product called Xpantia. X-P-A-N-T-I-A, if I spelled it right. Okay.

3982
04:57:43,200 --> 04:57:44,980
Okay. Basically, it allows you to take this.

3983
04:57:47,100 --> 04:57:50,200
That's it for our special three parts. I just wanted to see the outro of that segment.

3984
04:57:50,560 --> 04:57:55,820
You'll be able to go to websites. Wow. And right then and there, download music into the piano directly.

3985
04:57:55,900 --> 04:58:22,440
He's finishing off in Christ Pools. Jesus Christ Pools. There is online learning. Or send out the music to the members of the choir over the internet. That's right. Or post the music on our website. That's right. Send them an email. All that stuff. Yeah. A lot of exciting possibilities. That is great. And it's called the Vancouvering. Vancouvering Interactive Piano. Okay. And spell it because it's a hard word. Sure. V-A-N-K-O-E-V-E-R-I-N-G. Dot com? Well, actually, there is a Vancouvering dot com. Yes. Sean, thank you very much. Thank you, Stewart.

3986
04:58:22,440 --> 04:58:38,320
Thank you, Stewart. Thank you very much. Thank you, Stewart. Thank you, Stewart. Thank you very much. Franks Venatra.

3987
04:58:41,900 --> 04:58:52,240
That's it for our special three-part series on technology and the church. Ways that religious organizations and other nonprofits can use computers and the internet to better run their organizations.

3988
04:58:52,240 --> 04:59:03,780
If you have any questions about anything you saw in the series, please check out our website at computerchronicles.org. Thanks so much for joining us. I'm Stewart Chaffey, and I hope we'll see you here again next time.

3989
04:59:04,240 --> 04:59:13,040
Thank you very much, Stewart. There's just one more. It's a two-hitter, the church one. I just want to see it.

3990
04:59:15,780 --> 04:59:18,680
So that's one we've just seen. No, it's not.

3991
04:59:22,220 --> 04:59:26,020
Thank you very much, Gary, there for the tip, and Frank, and Shady, and the boo.

3992
04:59:30,120 --> 04:59:31,580
Additional support is provided.

3993
04:59:31,720 --> 04:59:34,320
And welcome to the special edition of the Computer Chronicles.

3994
04:59:34,380 --> 04:59:38,980
I'm Stewart Chaffey. This is part two of our series on technology and the church.

3995
04:59:39,600 --> 04:59:43,100
How have we... This is part two. It feels like we've just seen it.

3996
04:59:44,100 --> 04:59:45,580
Feels like we've just seen it.

3997
04:59:46,960 --> 04:59:48,880
But it's completely different content.

3998
04:59:54,600 --> 04:59:57,400
It's a three-hitter, is it? So I've just seen the third.

3999
05:00:01,400 --> 05:00:05,380
First of all, give us an example of the kinds of things you've created for your church, Dan.

4000
05:00:05,540 --> 05:00:16,040
Well, from this example, basically, I've prepared for you. I put together a compilation of some things that we use on a regular basis and sort of put it together in a custom show that we just made for this segment.

4001
05:00:16,040 --> 05:00:17,540
Okay. So what are we looking at here?

4002
05:00:17,540 --> 05:00:22,400
Basically, this is a stained glass window from the interior of our church that's been photographed. And we use...

4003
05:00:22,400 --> 05:00:24,020
You took a digital photograph of the windows?

4004
05:00:24,020 --> 05:00:27,300
Actually, we do now, but these are actually from two or three years ago.

4005
05:00:27,300 --> 05:00:29,300
Really? So you can take an old-fashioned film photograph.

4006
05:00:29,300 --> 05:00:35,740
We scan them into a scanner, pump them into the program, and go on. And then because it kind of keeps the continuity of the interior of the church...

4007
05:00:35,740 --> 05:00:40,460
We don't really get to see the back sweep that much.

4008
05:00:41,580 --> 05:00:48,400
...alive or whatever. And then we'll have our songs that people will be singing with, the continuity of the into a scanner, pump them into the program, and go on.

4009
05:00:48,900 --> 05:00:55,340
And then because it kind of keeps the continuity of the interior of the church alive and whatever. And then we'll have our songs that people will be singing with, the worship band will be leading.

4010
05:00:55,340 --> 05:00:59,340
So that you'd actually be projecting these things during...

4011
05:00:59,340 --> 05:01:05,340
We fall down, we fall down, we lay our crowns at the feet of Jesus, the greatness of mercy and love at the feet...

4012
05:01:05,340 --> 05:01:06,060
The service.

4013
05:01:06,060 --> 05:01:06,660
...of Jesus.

4014
05:01:06,660 --> 05:01:18,340
Two big screens right up in the front of the stage and a lot of monitors, 20 monitors in and around the building or whatever. And then basically, we'll blur out the back of the slide so you can read the words better and all. And then we'll just...

4015
05:01:18,340 --> 05:01:30,500
As the choir and as the worship leaders are leading, we'll just funnel through the songs. And then we got to make sure we get our tag up at the very end in relation to licensing agreements and all that type of stuff.

4016
05:01:30,500 --> 05:01:41,180
We'll go to maybe a default slide and there's a moment of silence or there's an idea where there's some sort of announcement in transition. And we'll move on to perhaps on Saturday night, we have a children's program.

4017
05:01:41,180 --> 05:01:43,900
You actually created this whole thing yourself too, because that's very nice.

4018
05:01:43,900 --> 05:01:47,780
Well, this is actually out of a book illustration that we'll be reading from.

4019
05:01:47,780 --> 05:01:50,020
We would put maybe the illustrations from the book up on the pictures.

4020
05:01:50,020 --> 05:01:53,460
But you were able to capture that, put it inside the computer presentation again projected.

4021
05:01:53,460 --> 05:02:00,740
Rwanda. We'll have a special segment where missionaries or some special template slides that relate to this, this whole process.

4022
05:02:00,740 --> 05:02:13,940
Lovely picture of the sheep there to illustrate we are his sheep. We are his people and the sheep of his pasture. Lovely graphical representation on that.

4023
05:02:13,940 --> 05:02:15,620
He's a jubileous deal.

4024
05:02:15,620 --> 05:02:26,180
All right, a couple of questions I would have for you, Dan. First of all, explain the benefit of this. I mean, what does this add to your church's service that you've created things like this?

4025
05:02:26,180 --> 05:02:27,060
What's the point of this?

4026
05:02:27,060 --> 05:02:45,060
One of the biggest problems for any nonprofit organization, religious group or community association is dealing with the day-to-day business problems of running the organization. Paying the bills, keeping track of donations, dealing with staff and volunteers. And the newest trend in solving that kind of problem is the use of an online application, rather than the old-fashioned box of package software. And the biggest problem is the use of the day-to-day business problems of running the organization.

4027
05:02:45,060 --> 05:02:49,740
Paying the bills, keeping track of donations, dealing with staff and volunteers.

4028
05:02:49,740 --> 05:02:54,200
And the newest trend in solving that kind of problem is the use of an online application

4029
05:02:54,200 --> 05:02:57,820
rather than the old-fashioned box of package software.

4030
05:02:57,820 --> 05:03:03,180
Here to show us one such solution is Stephen Wolf of Netledger, now part of the new Oracle

4031
05:03:03,180 --> 05:03:05,220
Small Business Suite.

4032
05:03:05,220 --> 05:03:07,180
And we're talking about managing...

4033
05:03:07,180 --> 05:03:11,920
Is Stephen Wolf of Netledger, now part of the new Oracle Small Business Suite?

4034
05:03:11,920 --> 05:03:14,800
Thank you very much, Keterman Keith.

4035
05:03:14,800 --> 05:03:32,820
Lovely two-man shot there, the two-man group, the blue men. Mano Emano.

4036
05:03:32,820 --> 05:03:43,980
And we're talking about managing your money. I mean, if you're running a church, you're running basically a small non-profit business, and you have to keep track of money in and money out and all those kinds of things that anybody else has to worry about.

4037
05:03:43,980 --> 05:03:58,980
Netledger's approach is interesting. Let me sort of back up for a minute now. Many people may be using old manual systems, right, where you just wrote in the numbers on those big green sheets of paper, and you hope the adding machine, you hit the right buttons on the adding machine. That's not a good idea, right?

4038
05:03:58,980 --> 05:04:07,980
No, I mean, manual systems, paper can get lost, moved around, that sort of thing. Plus all the adding up that you have to do and the mistakes that can be made. Yeah, I'm grand with the ledgers.

4039
05:04:07,980 --> 05:04:09,980
Next step people, drop by maybe something like QuickBooks.

4040
05:04:09,980 --> 05:04:14,980
Heathen ledger. What's this now, like, fucking buy and sell?

4041
05:04:14,980 --> 05:04:16,980
Find answers to questions like...

4042
05:04:16,980 --> 05:04:17,980
Ask Jeeves.

4043
05:04:17,980 --> 05:04:25,980
There are others out there that are very easy to navigate, and one of the easier to use internet research tools is a site called Ask Jeeves.

4044
05:04:25,980 --> 05:04:26,980
Let me introduce...

4045
05:04:26,980 --> 05:04:27,980
What's this got to do with God?

4046
05:04:27,980 --> 05:04:35,980
...to introduce Jenny Dabusco, who is our next guest. She's director of research and analysis for Ask Jeeves, or Ask.com, which is the actual website. Welcome, Jenny.

4047
05:04:35,980 --> 05:04:39,980
Say, "Ask Jeeves, Ask Jesus."

4048
05:04:39,980 --> 05:04:43,980
I would actually ask you a question before, which is a great example of how you can use the web to find answers to questions.

4049
05:04:43,980 --> 05:04:47,980
Like, Michael Slaughter was mentioning, well, many times you have a question, just go to a website here or there.

4050
05:04:47,980 --> 05:04:54,980
One of the questions was, "How do I find that information about what kind of digital video camera to buy, or the specs, the parameters I ought to know?"

4051
05:04:54,980 --> 05:04:57,980
How would you use something like your site, for example, to answer that question?

4052
05:04:57,980 --> 05:05:01,980
Well, our site is perfect for a question like that, because we're the question answering service on the web.

4053
05:05:01,980 --> 05:05:05,980
So what I would do is I'd go to Ask Jeeves, Ask.com, and I'd type in...

4054
05:05:05,980 --> 05:05:07,980
Thanks, Simon, for the tip.

4055
05:05:07,980 --> 05:05:09,980
...what should I know about digital cameras.

4056
05:05:09,980 --> 05:05:12,980
So you can just type in a normal English language sentence. You don't have to know any geek stuff.

4057
05:05:12,980 --> 05:05:15,980
Exactly. Just type in the question as you would just phrase it to me.

4058
05:05:15,980 --> 05:05:16,980
Okay.

4059
05:05:16,980 --> 05:05:25,980
And you press that "Ask" button, and you see that "Ask Jeeves" brings up a whole group of questions, such as, "Where can I learn about digital cameras?"

4060
05:05:25,980 --> 05:05:27,980
"What should I know about digital cameras before buying one?"

4061
05:05:27,980 --> 05:05:32,980
"Product reviews," and "Where you can buy one online," as well as, "What does the technical term mean?"

4062
05:05:32,980 --> 05:05:35,980
Sure. And suppose you would click through. I mean, where do I actually get the answer?

4063
05:05:35,980 --> 05:05:40,980
Well, these answers are selected by editors. It asks Jeeves.

4064
05:05:40,980 --> 05:05:42,980
So there's real human beings that have actually looked at this stuff.

4065
05:05:42,980 --> 05:05:43,980
Exactly.

4066
05:05:43,980 --> 05:05:44,980
It's not some machine.

4067
05:05:44,980 --> 05:05:45,980
Okay.

4068
05:05:45,980 --> 05:05:54,980
Exactly. And they found great answers. And so here it looks like it takes us to short courses, and it's the digital photography resource for over 2 million visitors a year. And it's a certain...

4069
05:05:54,980 --> 05:05:56,980
And so there's one of you ever want to know about that.

4070
05:05:56,980 --> 05:05:57,980
So there's one of you ever want to know about that.

4071
05:05:57,980 --> 05:05:58,980
So there's one of you ever want to know about that.

4072
05:05:58,980 --> 05:05:59,980
So there's one of you ever want to know about that.

4073
05:05:59,980 --> 05:06:00,980
So there's one of you ever want to know about that.

4074
05:06:00,980 --> 05:06:01,980
So there's one of you ever want to know about that.

4075
05:06:01,980 --> 05:06:02,980
So there's one of you ever want to know about that.

4076
05:06:02,980 --> 05:06:03,980
So there's one of you ever want to know about that.

4077
05:06:03,980 --> 05:06:04,980
So there's one of you ever want to know about that.

4078
05:06:04,980 --> 05:06:05,980
So there's one of you ever want to know about that.

4079
05:06:05,980 --> 05:06:06,980
So there's one of you ever want to know about that.

4080
05:06:06,980 --> 05:06:07,980
So there's one of you ever want to know about that.

4081
05:06:07,980 --> 05:06:08,980
So there's one of you ever want to know about that.

4082
05:06:08,980 --> 05:06:09,980
So there's one of you ever want to know about that.

4083
05:06:09,980 --> 05:06:10,980
I mean, there are search engines, right?

4084
05:06:10,980 --> 05:06:14,980
So people would go to a Yahoo or an AltaVista to ask a question, but you'd have to use sort

4085
05:06:14,980 --> 05:06:16,980
of funny language to do it.

4086
05:06:16,980 --> 05:06:18,980
And the problem is you might get a million responses, right?

4087
05:06:18,980 --> 05:06:19,980
Exactly.

4088
05:06:19,980 --> 05:06:22,980
Just give us an example of the typical search environment on the web.

4089
05:06:22,980 --> 05:06:23,980
Prior to Ask Jeeves?

4090
05:06:23,980 --> 05:06:24,980
Yeah.

4091
05:06:24,980 --> 05:06:25,980
Okay.

4092
05:06:25,980 --> 05:06:28,980
So prior to Ask Jeeves, there were two types of search engines that people would use.

4093
05:06:28,980 --> 05:06:33,980
You could use either a standard technically-based search engine.

4094
05:06:33,980 --> 05:06:36,980
Maybe it has just gone into another episode.

4095
05:06:36,980 --> 05:06:41,980
Where what that search engine does, like AltaVista's you said, would do is it has a crawler that would

4096
05:06:41,980 --> 05:06:43,980
go out and try to find web pages.

4097
05:06:43,980 --> 05:06:45,980
This is just all a machine going out and searching for words.

4098
05:06:45,980 --> 05:06:46,980
All machine.

4099
05:06:46,980 --> 05:06:47,980
Exactly.

4100
05:06:47,980 --> 05:06:48,980
Who is God?

4101
05:06:48,980 --> 05:06:49,980
Well, if you believe-

4102
05:06:49,980 --> 05:06:50,980
All right.

4103
05:06:50,980 --> 05:06:51,980
So who is God?

4104
05:06:51,980 --> 05:06:54,980
That's what they get to the user search engine to ask what is, who is God?

4105
05:06:54,980 --> 05:06:55,980
I just, I've missed a good bit there.

4106
05:06:55,980 --> 05:06:56,980
Sorry.

4107
05:06:56,980 --> 05:06:57,980
I had to skip on.

4108
05:06:57,980 --> 05:06:58,980
I was wondering where it was going.

4109
05:06:58,980 --> 05:06:59,980
That's where it was going.

4110
05:06:59,980 --> 05:07:00,980
History of the Holy land.

4111
05:07:00,980 --> 05:07:01,980
Oh yeah.

4112
05:07:01,980 --> 05:07:02,980
Yeah.

4113
05:07:02,980 --> 05:07:08,980
Type in, where can I learn about the history of Jerusalem?

4114
05:07:08,980 --> 05:07:09,980
Okay.

4115
05:07:09,980 --> 05:07:12,980
And what will come back is a series of questions.

4116
05:07:12,980 --> 05:07:14,980
You see this top question.

4117
05:07:14,980 --> 05:07:18,980
When I hit on this bar here, it brings up a series of related topics.

4118
05:07:18,980 --> 05:07:21,980
You can see that it's working on the history of Israeli-Palestinian colonies.

4119
05:07:21,980 --> 05:07:22,980
Yeah.

4120
05:07:22,980 --> 05:07:27,980
It also has the history of the state of Israel, declaration on the establishment, the Gaza Strip,

4121
05:07:27,980 --> 05:07:29,980
Jordan-Israel peace treaty, et cetera.

4122
05:07:29,980 --> 05:07:36,980
We've also got the history of the country of Israel, resources from an encyclopedia on it.

4123
05:07:36,980 --> 05:07:37,980
Mm-hmm.

4124
05:07:37,980 --> 05:07:44,980
And down here, we also have our direct hit engine has come up with some others, such as main events in the history of Jerusalem timeline.

4125
05:07:44,980 --> 05:07:45,980
All right.

4126
05:07:45,980 --> 05:07:52,980
Now, suppose I wanted to be like more current, like President Bush is right now talking about faith-based community service programs, and I want to talk about that in a sermon.

4127
05:07:52,980 --> 05:07:56,980
How can I dig up the latest information that's related to that topic?

4128
05:07:56,980 --> 05:08:03,980
Well, with Ask Jeeves, well, I like to think of search engines as being librarians that are, when you look on the web, it's a gigantic library.

4129
05:08:03,980 --> 05:08:10,980
And so you might go to say, Ask Jeeves is a librarian, because he's easy to talk to, and he usually finds what you're looking for.

4130
05:08:10,980 --> 05:08:11,980
All right.

4131
05:08:11,980 --> 05:08:17,980
For that question, you might want to consider going to a librarian who specializes more in news, like maybe a CNET.com.

4132
05:08:17,980 --> 05:08:18,980
Okay.

4133
05:08:18,980 --> 05:08:25,980
But if we were to do it on Ask Jeeves, I'd type in, where can I learn about George W. Bush's policies?

4134
05:08:25,980 --> 05:08:26,980
George Bush.

4135
05:08:26,980 --> 05:08:28,980
On God.

4136
05:08:28,980 --> 05:08:30,980
What kind of responses he gave back?

4137
05:08:30,980 --> 05:08:35,980
And you can see that what he's good at doing, he's coming up with information about him as president.

4138
05:08:35,980 --> 05:08:38,980
And these are all the different sources there you might see.

4139
05:08:38,980 --> 05:08:43,980
So, bringing Bible study and video together, children's Christian video, sure.

4140
05:08:43,980 --> 05:08:46,980
So, I mean, it's just an inquiry today, and this is one of the...

4141
05:08:46,980 --> 05:08:47,980
Who is God?

4142
05:08:47,980 --> 05:08:50,980
What would happen if a child goes there and says, "Who is God?"

4143
05:08:50,980 --> 05:08:52,980
Oh, well, we actually...

4144
05:08:52,980 --> 05:08:54,980
What would happen if they asked a question?

4145
05:08:54,980 --> 05:08:56,980
I love esoteric questions on Ask Jeeves.

4146
05:08:56,980 --> 05:08:57,980
Who is God?

4147
05:08:57,980 --> 05:09:04,980
So, if a child was to go to Ask Jeeves and ask who is God, we come back, and it turns out that that's a question that a lot of our users ask.

4148
05:09:04,980 --> 05:09:06,980
We get over 4 million inquiries a day.

4149
05:09:06,980 --> 05:09:09,980
And this is one of the ones that we get.

4150
05:09:09,980 --> 05:09:14,980
And an editor has gone through, searched the web, and found an answer.

4151
05:09:14,980 --> 05:09:18,980
And the answer that she selected, and I happen to know this editor, she majored in...

4152
05:09:18,980 --> 05:09:20,980
Religioustolerance.org.

4153
05:09:20,980 --> 05:09:23,980
Looks like a picture of a cannabis leaf next to that.

4154
05:09:23,980 --> 05:09:25,980
Different religions, different beliefs.

4155
05:09:25,980 --> 05:09:26,980
Part of religions, apparently.

4156
05:09:26,980 --> 05:09:29,980
This is how search results were returned to you.

4157
05:09:29,980 --> 05:09:35,980
And in this format, she actually got kind of a banner or an image that the site had created.

4158
05:09:35,980 --> 05:09:37,980
Maybe that was Ask Jeeves.

4159
05:09:37,980 --> 05:09:40,980
She's going to have a answer with different religions, different beliefs.

4160
05:09:40,980 --> 05:09:43,980
And there, what you get is what faith groups believe about deity.

4161
05:09:43,980 --> 05:09:46,980
So, who is God?

4162
05:09:46,980 --> 05:09:49,980
Well, if you believe that there is no God, then that would fit under atheism.

4163
05:09:49,980 --> 05:09:52,980
That we cannot know whether God exists, or not.

4164
05:09:52,980 --> 05:09:55,980
Suppose I want to do a Bible research, Jenny.

4165
05:09:55,980 --> 05:10:00,980
What does the Bible say about whatever, marriage or love or education?

4166
05:10:00,980 --> 05:10:03,980
Okay, that's another question we get quite often.

4167
05:10:03,980 --> 05:10:07,980
So, what does the Bible say about love?

4168
05:10:07,980 --> 05:10:09,980
Type that in.

4169
05:10:09,980 --> 05:10:12,980
What I get is I get a question with a blank box.

4170
05:10:12,980 --> 05:10:17,980
Click your mouse, put the cursor over there, and I'm going to type in, what does the Bible say about love?

4171
05:10:17,980 --> 05:10:23,980
And Jeeves is going to go to its answer, and looking it up.

4172
05:10:23,980 --> 05:10:24,980
There we go.

4173
05:10:24,980 --> 05:10:25,980
All kinds of looks.

4174
05:10:25,980 --> 05:10:27,980
So, it's gone to a site that does Bible searches.

4175
05:10:27,980 --> 05:10:30,980
All right, so to sum up, the site is app.com.

4176
05:10:30,980 --> 05:10:31,980
All right, that's that.

4177
05:10:31,980 --> 05:10:32,980
And Jeeves is the virtual person.

4178
05:10:32,980 --> 05:10:33,980
Music fades in.

4179
05:10:33,980 --> 05:10:34,980
Exactly.

4180
05:10:34,980 --> 05:10:35,980
And get out of there.

4181
05:10:35,980 --> 05:10:36,980
Jenny, thank you so much.

4182
05:10:36,980 --> 05:10:37,980
Went on too long.

4183
05:10:37,980 --> 05:10:38,980
Much too long.

4184
05:10:38,980 --> 05:10:49,980
That's it for part two of our special series on technology in the church.

4185
05:10:49,980 --> 05:10:52,980
We'll have the conclusion of our series next week.

4186
05:10:52,980 --> 05:10:55,980
If you have any questions about anything you saw on this week's program,

4187
05:10:55,980 --> 05:10:58,980
please check out our website at computerchronicles.org.

4188
05:10:58,980 --> 05:11:00,980
Thanks so much for joining us.

4189
05:11:00,980 --> 05:11:01,980
I'm Stuart Chaffey.

4190
05:11:01,980 --> 05:11:03,980
Hope we'll see you here again next week.

4191
05:11:04,980 --> 05:11:12,980
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by PC to PC, the online computer migration service from PC First.

4192
05:11:12,980 --> 05:11:16,980
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4193
05:11:16,980 --> 05:11:23,980
Francis, please search the computer chronicles MIDI music 2, 1992.

4194
05:11:31,980 --> 05:11:33,980
MIDI music 2.

4195
05:11:33,980 --> 05:11:45,980
Music out of, well, just a plastic.

4196
05:11:45,980 --> 05:11:46,980
Ah, brilliant.

4197
05:11:50,980 --> 05:11:53,980
This is what comes to mind when you think of the concept music.

4198
05:11:53,980 --> 05:11:59,980
Talented performers playing beautifully handcrafted instruments all producing lovely sounds.

4199
05:12:00,980 --> 05:12:00,980
But this little...

4200
05:12:00,980 --> 05:12:01,980
Sounds.

4201
05:12:01,980 --> 05:12:02,980
Black box...

4202
05:12:02,980 --> 05:12:05,980
Crafted instruments all producing lovely sounds.

4203
05:12:05,980 --> 05:12:06,980
That has to be...

4204
05:12:07,980 --> 05:12:10,980
But this little black box can also produce music.

4205
05:12:10,980 --> 05:12:11,980
It's a...

4206
05:12:11,980 --> 05:12:14,980
Have you seen the New Zealand Parliament performance of the Haka, is it?

4207
05:12:14,980 --> 05:12:15,980
I have.

4208
05:12:15,980 --> 05:12:19,980
A MIDI box, a musical instrument digital interface.

4209
05:12:19,980 --> 05:12:24,980
Yeah, Stu trying to keep his voice at a low register as not to disturb the musicians.

4210
05:12:24,980 --> 05:12:31,980
Musicians are using devices like these to get music out of, well, just a plastic box with nothing more than silicon chips inside.

4211
05:12:31,980 --> 05:12:32,980
Chips inside.

4212
05:12:32,980 --> 05:12:34,980
It's unlikely it will ever sound quite as good as a string quartet.

4213
05:12:34,980 --> 05:12:36,980
Nothing more than silicon chips inside.

4214
05:12:36,980 --> 05:12:39,980
It's unlikely it will ever sound quite as good as a string quartet.

4215
05:12:39,980 --> 05:12:42,980
Today, we look at and listen to MIDI music.

4216
05:12:42,980 --> 05:12:45,980
on this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

4217
05:12:45,980 --> 05:13:02,980
Computer Chronicles have been made possible in part by the...

4218
05:13:02,980 --> 05:13:09,980
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Shiffey.

4219
05:13:09,980 --> 05:13:13,980
And with me this week is Bob O'Donnell, editor of Electronic Musician Magazine.

4220
05:13:13,980 --> 05:13:14,980
Nice.

4221
05:13:14,980 --> 05:13:16,980
We have the Miracle Piano here from Software Toolworks.

4222
05:13:16,980 --> 05:13:21,980
A lot of people have heard about this with Nintendo, but you can use it actually in a better way with your personal computer and turn your computer into a piano teacher.

4223
05:13:21,980 --> 05:13:22,980
Game Boy.

4224
05:13:22,980 --> 05:13:24,980
Let's show our viewers how this actually works.

4225
05:13:24,980 --> 05:13:26,980
Here's a song that it wants you to practice.

4226
05:13:26,980 --> 05:13:28,980
So try to play it.

4227
05:13:28,980 --> 05:13:30,980
And make a couple of mistakes on purpose here.

4228
05:13:30,980 --> 05:13:34,980
And you see the screen shows you the notes to be played on the staff.

4229
05:13:34,980 --> 05:13:37,980
The actual finger you should be using at the bottom of the screen.

4230
05:13:37,980 --> 05:13:40,980
You see the actual keyboard as it's depressed on the piano.

4231
05:13:40,980 --> 05:13:43,980
And you've finished a pretty lousy practice session here.

4232
05:13:43,980 --> 05:13:50,980
Would you say the keyboard as it's actually depressed on the piano?

4233
05:13:50,980 --> 05:13:52,980
Or would you say the keyboard as it's actually pressed on the piano?

4234
05:13:52,980 --> 05:13:58,980
At the bottom of the screen, you see the actual keyboard as it's depressed on the piano.

4235
05:13:58,980 --> 05:14:01,980
And you've finished a pretty lousy practice session here.

4236
05:14:01,980 --> 05:14:02,980
And let's see what the teacher and speaker...

4237
05:14:02,980 --> 05:14:05,980
A little dig there at your man.

4238
05:14:05,980 --> 05:14:06,980
A lousy practice.

4239
05:14:06,980 --> 05:14:08,980
...the computer says about that.

4240
05:14:08,980 --> 05:14:11,980
You had some trouble with that performance.

4241
05:14:11,980 --> 05:14:12,980
You made 24 errors.

4242
05:14:12,980 --> 05:14:15,980
I guess what's neat is the computer is really listening to your performance.

4243
05:14:15,980 --> 05:14:20,980
Now what I want to do is show what would happen here if you kept on really messing up.

4244
05:14:20,980 --> 05:14:26,980
And it's really great, especially for kids, because it'll turn what looked like a music lesson into a video arcade game.

4245
05:14:26,980 --> 05:14:30,980
So we'll go to the main menu, go to the arcade, and ask it, say, to play this Ducks game.

4246
05:14:30,980 --> 05:14:31,980
And it's "Ode to Joy."

4247
05:14:31,980 --> 05:14:34,980
You see, it's the same piece of music now, but in a different way.

4248
05:14:34,980 --> 05:14:36,980
And take a look at this.

4249
05:14:36,980 --> 05:14:39,980
Okay, so these Ducks are coming along, and they're on the staff just as if they were notes.

4250
05:14:39,980 --> 05:14:42,980
It's asking you to recognize those notes.

4251
05:14:42,980 --> 05:14:45,980
And if you hit the right key, you kill the Duck.

4252
05:14:45,980 --> 05:14:47,980
And if you hit the wrong note, you don't kill the Duck.

4253
05:14:47,980 --> 05:14:49,980
Pretty neat way to learn how to play the piano.

4254
05:14:49,980 --> 05:14:54,980
All right, this is kind of fun stuff we're talking about now, but electronic music is really becoming serious.

4255
05:14:54,980 --> 05:14:57,980
I mean, it's becoming mainstream in the music business, isn't it?

4256
05:14:57,980 --> 05:14:58,980
Yes, it is.

4257
05:14:58,980 --> 05:15:00,980
It's very much of a professional tool.

4258
05:15:00,980 --> 05:15:04,980
It's been around for several years now, and it's established itself as a main production tool.

4259
05:15:04,980 --> 05:15:13,980
But the beauty of MIDI is it also works for hobbyists and allows people to make music at home very cost-efficiently and in a way that they could never dreamed of before.

4260
05:15:13,980 --> 05:15:23,980
And on the professional end, what's happening now is the one thing that MIDI has been lacking is the ability to incorporate vocals and acoustic guitar parts, things like that.

4261
05:15:23,980 --> 05:15:28,980
And now people are adding digital recording capability to MIDI sequencing programs.

4262
05:15:28,980 --> 05:15:31,980
How would Stu react to the hacker in his face?

4263
05:15:31,980 --> 05:15:32,980
Mm-hmm.

4264
05:15:32,980 --> 05:15:33,980
All right.

4265
05:15:33,980 --> 05:15:34,980
Okay.

4266
05:15:34,980 --> 05:15:37,980
What else?

4267
05:15:37,980 --> 05:15:39,980
All right.

4268
05:15:39,980 --> 05:15:43,980
Once they end the hacker then it'll just be, "All right, thanks very much."

4269
05:15:43,980 --> 05:15:49,980
"Which allows them to integrate everything into a complete system which they can control and manipulate from their computer."

4270
05:15:49,980 --> 05:15:56,980
"All right, Bob, today we'll look at the newest MIDI music products on all the major platforms, the Amiga, the Macintosh, the PC, and the Atari."

4271
05:15:56,980 --> 05:15:59,980
Now, what would it be like for him to perform the hacker?

4272
05:15:59,980 --> 05:16:02,980
I don't want to have to try and replicate the hacker.

4273
05:16:02,980 --> 05:16:03,980
All right.

4274
05:16:03,980 --> 05:16:08,980
Do you know they start off by doing that maybe?

4275
05:16:08,980 --> 05:16:09,980
All right.

4276
05:16:09,980 --> 05:16:10,980
Okay.

4277
05:16:10,980 --> 05:16:15,980
Handheld gaming hacker.

4278
05:16:15,980 --> 05:16:18,980
Hacker-held gaming devices.

4279
05:16:18,980 --> 05:16:23,980
Nintendo's Game Boy.

4280
05:16:23,980 --> 05:16:31,980
The Atari has become known as a music machine because it's the only computer that comes with a MIDI interface built in.

4281
05:16:31,980 --> 05:16:34,980
We begin today with MIDI music on the Atari ST.

4282
05:16:34,980 --> 05:16:41,980
This is the National Association of Music Merchants convention being held this year in Anaheim.

4283
05:16:41,980 --> 05:16:46,980
The NAMM, as it's called, is the premier international marketplace for musical products.

4284
05:16:46,980 --> 05:16:51,980
And it's no surprise that it looks more like a computer show than a music convention.

4285
05:16:51,980 --> 05:16:56,980
As usual, one of the stars at NAMM is Atari, long the musician's favorite.

4286
05:16:56,980 --> 05:17:02,980
And at this year's NAMM, Atari's new music division helped launch several new third-party products.

4287
05:17:02,980 --> 05:17:03,980
"Se-la-"

4288
05:17:03,980 --> 05:17:04,980
Lovely Cybermullet back there.

4289
05:17:04,980 --> 05:17:06,980
Have we seen this?

4290
05:17:06,980 --> 05:17:07,980
It's-

4291
05:17:07,980 --> 05:17:09,980
I'm getting deja vu off that man's beret.

4292
05:17:09,980 --> 05:17:14,980
Let's have a buzz off this lad's mullet for a moment, because it's fucking celestial.

4293
05:17:14,980 --> 05:17:15,980
Atari's new-

4294
05:17:15,980 --> 05:17:16,980
Look at that.

4295
05:17:16,980 --> 05:17:17,980
Pheew.

4296
05:17:17,980 --> 05:17:20,980
Goes wispy at the back.

4297
05:17:20,980 --> 05:17:25,980
It's got a real fucking like pork chop side hatch.

4298
05:17:25,980 --> 05:17:29,980
And a lovely thatched vision of the future for the front.

4299
05:17:29,980 --> 05:17:30,980
New music division-

4300
05:17:30,980 --> 05:17:34,980
And then at the back, trestle, like a trestle table.

4301
05:17:34,980 --> 05:17:37,980
...helped launch several new third-party products.

4302
05:17:37,980 --> 05:17:40,980
Sea-lab was showing off its Notator sequencer.

4303
05:17:40,980 --> 05:17:47,980
Notator lets you work on nearly 1,600 separate tracks, of which 64 can be simultaneous.

4304
05:17:47,980 --> 05:17:51,980
Each track can contain 16 separate and simultaneous MIDI channels.

4305
05:17:51,980 --> 05:17:56,980
Mike Pinder is one of the original members of the Moody Blues, and he uses Notator.

4306
05:17:56,980 --> 05:17:57,980
I'm doing a lot of-

4307
05:17:57,980 --> 05:18:03,980
Right now I'm doing a lot of sequencing involving flying in extra vocals and things like that.

4308
05:18:03,980 --> 05:18:07,980
And this program works very well for that, for reconstructing music even.

4309
05:18:07,980 --> 05:18:09,980
Music that was recorded in the past.

4310
05:18:09,980 --> 05:18:13,980
I'm able to resample it and then put it- recompile it using Notator.

4311
05:18:13,980 --> 05:18:14,980
Another new-

4312
05:18:14,980 --> 05:18:15,980
This is a strange accent.

4313
05:18:15,980 --> 05:18:17,980
That was like a British-Australian.

4314
05:18:17,980 --> 05:18:19,980
For reconstructing music even.

4315
05:18:19,980 --> 05:18:21,980
Music that was recorded in the past.

4316
05:18:21,980 --> 05:18:25,980
I'm able to resample it and then put it- recompile it using Notator.

4317
05:18:25,980 --> 05:18:31,980
Another new MIDI product on display at the Atari booth was the Digital Master workstation

4318
05:18:31,980 --> 05:18:35,980
that lets you do two-track digital record and playback direct to disc.

4319
05:18:35,980 --> 05:18:39,980
The whole hardware-software combination sells for $4,500.

4320
05:18:39,980 --> 05:18:44,980
Mick Fleetwood of the group Fleetwood Mac is another Atari computer musician.

4321
05:18:44,980 --> 05:18:48,980
Fleetwood uses the new Hotz MIDI translator invented by Jim McClendon.

4322
05:18:48,980 --> 05:18:52,980
It's been called the first true hyper instrument.

4323
05:18:52,980 --> 05:18:53,980
Enabling-

4324
05:18:53,980 --> 05:18:54,980
Jimmy Hotz is after you.

4325
05:18:54,980 --> 05:18:58,980
...a musician with limited technical skills to create complex music.

4326
05:18:58,980 --> 05:19:02,980
My main frustration was I'm a drummer, of course.

4327
05:19:02,980 --> 05:19:04,980
Complex music.

4328
05:19:04,980 --> 05:19:05,980
And not a keyboard player.

4329
05:19:05,980 --> 05:19:22,980
And it started with really saying it must be possible in this day and age to develop a system where someone can either learn-

4330
05:19:22,980 --> 05:19:40,980
...to play.

4331
05:19:40,980 --> 05:19:44,980
If you're a player, to become instantly far more prolific, quite frankly, than conventional methods.

4332
05:19:44,980 --> 05:19:56,980
The Hotz MIDI translator uses a database of chords and sequences and functions like an intelligent musical accompanist.

4333
05:19:56,980 --> 05:19:58,980
That- what the fuck?

4334
05:19:58,980 --> 05:20:06,980
That is a real bouffant, baronet deluxe seminal edition 5000.

4335
05:20:06,980 --> 05:20:08,980
If that's not a wig, then fair play.

4336
05:20:08,980 --> 05:20:12,980
That's a well-cultivated fucking piano shrub.

4337
05:20:12,980 --> 05:20:14,980
...device sells for under 200-

4338
05:20:14,980 --> 05:20:20,980
...and it's as dark as the night as well, which is why it's so beguiling.

4339
05:20:20,980 --> 05:20:23,980
...and functions like an intelligent musical-

4340
05:20:23,980 --> 05:20:24,980
...it's a real flockbush.

4341
05:20:24,980 --> 05:20:25,980
...the company-ist.

4342
05:20:25,980 --> 05:20:27,980
The device sells for under 200 dollars.

4343
05:20:27,980 --> 05:20:29,980
...flockwood bush.

4344
05:20:29,980 --> 05:20:33,980
...chester Thompson is a drummer who's played with Phil Collins and Genesis.

4345
05:20:33,980 --> 05:20:34,980
Beautiful stuff.

4346
05:20:34,980 --> 05:20:37,980
...he uses Cubase, a sequencing program from the-

4347
05:20:37,980 --> 05:20:39,980
...he-

4348
05:20:39,980 --> 05:20:41,980
...see this fella's face there.

4349
05:20:41,980 --> 05:20:47,980
...from the Steinberg-Jones company.

4350
05:20:47,980 --> 05:20:55,980
The newest version of Cubase lets you not only control MIDI inputs, but also gives you remote software control of multi-track tape machines.

4351
05:20:55,980 --> 05:20:57,980
In all, there were 16-

4352
05:20:57,980 --> 05:20:59,980
...the elbow pads on the jacket there.

4353
05:20:59,980 --> 05:21:03,980
...developers showing off new music products for the Atari platform-

4354
05:21:03,980 --> 05:21:06,980
...like a Die Hard 2 baddie or a Die Hard baddie.

4355
05:21:06,980 --> 05:21:10,980
...there were 16 developers showing off new music products for the Atari platform-

4356
05:21:10,980 --> 05:21:15,980
...one of Gruber's henchmen-

4357
05:21:15,980 --> 05:21:18,980
...at this year's Music Merchant Show.

4358
05:21:18,980 --> 05:21:23,980
...for the Computer Chronicles, I'm Maria Gabriel, Music Merchant Show.

4359
05:21:23,980 --> 05:21:26,980
...for the Computer Chronicles-

4360
05:21:26,980 --> 05:21:45,580
I'm Maria Gabriel.

4361
05:21:45,580 --> 05:21:59,080
Super Jam.

4362
05:21:59,080 --> 05:22:09,580
The Commodore Amiga has also been a popular MIDI music machine. Here to show us a new Amiga program called Super Jam is Melissa Jordan Gray, president of the Blue Ribbon Soundworks.

4363
05:22:09,580 --> 05:22:10,580
Power Jumper.

4364
05:22:10,580 --> 05:22:18,580
I'm going to get your credentials up a bit. I understand you're the one who did the music actually for Atlanta's big presentation to the International Olympics Committee and the multimedia thing that got you the Olympics in Atlanta.

4365
05:22:18,580 --> 05:22:19,580
That's right. It was a lot of fun.

4366
05:22:19,580 --> 05:22:21,580
Did you do that on Amiga? What did you use to create that?

4367
05:22:21,580 --> 05:22:26,580
Yes, actually we did it with Amiga using another piece of software that we were publishing.

4368
05:22:26,580 --> 05:22:31,580
Thank you very much, Tam. Could you give a shout out to the Snake Pit mainframe? Thank you very much.

4369
05:22:31,580 --> 05:22:40,580
Aside from Dave Green with a lot of really talented people, it was a wonderful testing ground for the later versions of our music packages because I really learned what was needed.

4370
05:22:40,580 --> 05:22:42,580
Now, are you a musician, a hacker, or both?

4371
05:22:42,580 --> 05:22:50,580
I am a musician. I am a saxophone player. If you look at the screen here, you'll see that's the Hitchcock of software right there.

4372
05:22:50,580 --> 05:22:54,580
Let's go to the software. This is called Super Jam and this is software, not hardware.

4373
05:22:54,580 --> 05:22:55,580
That's correct.

4374
05:22:55,580 --> 05:22:59,580
Okay, four-year Amiga. All right, show us what you can do with Super Jam then, Melissa. Just run us through it.

4375
05:22:59,580 --> 05:23:05,580
What you're looking at here is the Super Jam keyboard and if you can look carefully, you'll see that on the bottom row of the keys are chords.

4376
05:23:05,580 --> 05:23:11,580
And if I click down, I'm able to actually hear chords playing from each of these keys.

4377
05:23:11,580 --> 05:23:16,580
And if you know anything about music, chords are an assemblage of notes that play together.

4378
05:23:16,580 --> 05:23:20,580
So if I click on a C and there's a big M, I'm going to get a C major chord.

4379
05:23:20,580 --> 05:23:22,580
Oh, I see. That's with the big M, little M, major, minor. Okay.

4380
05:23:22,580 --> 05:23:32,580
That's right. D with a little M, minor chord. And if I want to learn a little more about chords, I can click over here and I can hear the different parts.

4381
05:23:32,580 --> 05:23:40,580
Now, let's say that I happen to play this one and I love the way it sounds. No problem. I'm just going to pick it up, drag it over there and drop it on a key.

4382
05:23:40,580 --> 05:23:47,580
And now that's the chord. Exactly. So you can set up all these different chords on your keyboard and then use a command here called "Se". It's yours.

4383
05:23:47,580 --> 05:23:55,580
So then the next thing I do is pick a style. And here I've got a style called Amadeus, which is based on Mozart. And I'm just going to play.

4384
05:23:55,580 --> 05:24:04,580
There's a lot of micro stews. A lot of little micro stews being peppered in throughout the presentation here. I hope you're picking up on all these.

4385
05:24:04,580 --> 05:24:08,580
And the super jam band starts playing. What are they playing? What is nothing?

4386
05:24:08,580 --> 05:24:14,580
Well, what they're doing is they've been taught a certain style of playing. What we're listening to...

4387
05:24:14,580 --> 05:24:25,580
The Amadeus style. That's correct. And the style is maybe a drum part and a keyboard part and a piano part and the relationship of them working together. And also, very quickly, I could just click, listen to a dance tune.

4388
05:24:25,580 --> 05:24:42,580
So by clicking on keys... So you are playing this music right now? I'm deciding... You're playing the chords. Okay. Okay. And I can also play it from my keyboard here. So I could just...

4389
05:24:42,580 --> 05:24:55,580
Again, you don't need a separate keyboard, a synthesizer. This is all just coming out of the Amiga. This is coming from the Amiga. And what you can also do, this is a lovely mode here. Create chords and create seventh chords on all notes. See, I can do this without looking.

4390
05:24:57,580 --> 05:25:05,580
It's like Stevie Wonder. No, okay. That's how he does it. That's it. But I can also... Stevie Wonder. No, see, I can do this without looking.

4391
05:25:07,580 --> 05:25:11,580
It's like Stevie Wonder. No, okay. That's how he does it. That's it.

4392
05:25:11,580 --> 05:25:26,580
That's how he does it. But I can also change the tempo. Uh-huh. You can slow it down. And let's say we're singing along. Yeah. If it's a little bit too high for you, I can tell. Right. So we can go ahead and lower that key. Uh-huh. By clicking here. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

4393
05:25:26,580 --> 05:25:40,580
So this looks like a lot of the buttons you have on one of those expensive Yamahas or Casios or something. Yeah, but there's a difference because on the Yamahas and the Casio, first of all, you can't tell it how to play music. Right, right. Right. What you can do with this one, you can't just suddenly change keys quickly. And most importantly, you can't write it down.

4394
05:25:40,580 --> 05:25:46,420
You can't write it down. See this is just the sort of the playground of Super Jam, but we can move forward and say okay

4395
05:25:46,420 --> 05:25:52,580
I'd like to write a piece of music. We're gonna call that the intro. We're gonna make our intro. Let's say five measures in length and this

4396
05:25:53,060 --> 05:25:55,060
Actually remembers the key. I'm in

4397
05:25:55,300 --> 05:26:00,180
Remembers the time and it even remembers the style that I was doing, but I'm gonna go ahead and put us back to the key of C

4398
05:26:00,180 --> 05:26:02,180
Okay, and I just start again

4399
05:26:06,660 --> 05:26:09,860
Now when you say start playing I mean where's that melody coming from?

4400
05:26:09,860 --> 05:26:11,860
Okay, well what I'm doing is

4401
05:26:14,100 --> 05:26:20,900
I'm telling the program what chords I want to play. I've told it what style right what key and what tempo and it takes all that

4402
05:26:21,540 --> 05:26:28,420
Information and puts it together and it plays music. So you're saying a musical moron could kind of sit down here and close their eyes and do

4403
05:26:28,420 --> 05:26:33,700
What you did and something comes out you can say I wrote that musical moron if you can't play an instrument

4404
05:26:34,340 --> 05:26:37,620
This will fool your mother into thinking you went to piano lessons every day

4405
05:26:38,260 --> 05:26:41,700
Promise and if you can't play music you'll be able to play music even better

4406
05:26:42,180 --> 05:26:47,060
No question about it. Yeah, no, no where does it fit? Is this both for the person who spike the cam?

4407
05:26:48,100 --> 05:26:50,660
Spy cam? Yeah, no, no, where does it fit?

4408
05:26:53,380 --> 05:26:59,700
I just check and see what camera what monitor is for the person who doesn't know anything wants to mess around and is also for the musician

4409
05:26:59,700 --> 05:27:02,500
Who really wants to use that's right? If you are a good musician?

4410
05:27:02,500 --> 05:27:05,620
You'll be a great musician with super jam if you are a video producer

4411
05:27:05,620 --> 05:27:10,820
You'll become a music producer with super jam and like I said if you couldn't carry a tune with a bucket

4412
05:27:11,140 --> 05:27:14,820
You won't need a bucket to carry more than that super jam is for the Amiga how much does it cost?

4413
05:27:15,140 --> 05:27:18,820
It lists for a hundred and forty nine dollars and can be purchased for as low as 79

4414
05:27:19,300 --> 05:27:26,100
In the store. Melissa, thank you very much. You're welcome. All right, some of the new computer-based music in the store. Melissa, thank you very much

4415
05:27:26,100 --> 05:27:31,060
You're welcome. All right, some of the new computer-based music. I like the sound of her. You're welcome there

4416
05:27:31,060 --> 05:27:53,220
You're welcome. You're welcome. Maybe I could integrate GarageBand into the viewing of Compute Chronicles

4417
05:27:55,460 --> 05:28:00,980
Can be purchased for as low as 79 in the store. Melissa, thank you very much. You're welcome. All right, some of the new computer-based music in the store.

4418
05:28:00,980 --> 05:28:11,620
The new computer-based music gadgets are rather incredible and we're going to visit the Center for Computer Research in Music and Acoustics at Stanford University to see the cutting edge of computer music.

4419
05:28:12,980 --> 05:28:19,300
Okay, go ahead. Another ponytail from within the realms of the studio.

4420
05:28:25,140 --> 05:28:30,420
The philosophy here at Stanford is to use computers to go... Have we not seen this? What?

4421
05:28:30,420 --> 05:28:32,420
What?

4422
05:28:32,420 --> 05:28:52,180
You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome.

4423
05:28:52,180 --> 05:29:21,020
Tum-bon away, boys! Tum-bon away!

4424
05:29:21,020 --> 05:29:51,000
Tum-bon away!

4425
05:29:51,000 --> 05:29:53,000
Tum-bon away!

4426
05:29:53,000 --> 05:29:55,000
Tum-bon away!

4427
05:29:55,000 --> 05:29:57,000
Tum-bon away!

4428
05:29:57,000 --> 05:29:59,000
Tum-bon away!

4429
05:29:59,000 --> 05:30:01,000
Tum-bon away!

4430
05:30:01,000 --> 05:30:03,000
Tum-bon away!

4431
05:30:03,000 --> 05:30:05,000
Tum-bon away!

4432
05:30:05,000 --> 05:30:07,000
Tum-bon away!

4433
05:30:07,000 --> 05:30:09,000
Tum-bon away!

4434
05:30:09,000 --> 05:30:11,000
Tum-bon away!

4435
05:30:11,000 --> 05:30:13,000
Tum-bon away!

4436
05:30:13,000 --> 05:30:15,000
Tum-bon away!

4437
05:30:15,000 --> 05:30:17,000
Tum-bon away!

4438
05:30:17,000 --> 05:30:19,000
Tum-bon away!

4439
05:30:19,000 --> 05:30:22,300
Very, very kind of you. Thank you very much.

4440
05:30:33,060 --> 05:30:33,780
You're welcome.

4441
05:30:41,260 --> 05:30:44,360
It's going to start stretching and liberating up.

4442
05:30:44,360 --> 05:30:49,600
The more muscle tension, the higher the note, and the more you relax, the lower the note.

4443
05:30:49,600 --> 05:30:53,960
One of the most difficult musical sounds to simulate is that of the human voice.

4444
05:30:58,620 --> 05:30:59,560
This is spasm.

4445
05:31:00,140 --> 05:31:01,020
The single...

4446
05:31:01,020 --> 05:31:05,720
The most difficult musical sounds to simulate is that of the human voice.

4447
05:31:06,160 --> 05:31:10,460
This is spasm, the singing physical articulatory synthesis model.

4448
05:31:10,980 --> 05:31:13,640
The problem with spasm is it's too perfect.

4449
05:31:14,040 --> 05:31:15,480
In a way, she's the perfect singer.

4450
05:31:15,780 --> 05:31:17,460
She can sing a note without vibrato.

4451
05:31:17,600 --> 05:31:22,080
She can sing a note without any pitch deviation, without any deviation at all.

4452
05:31:22,500 --> 05:31:30,040
But we realize very quickly in computer music that those very aspects are the parts that make sounds...

4453
05:31:30,040 --> 05:31:30,660
You're welcome.

4454
05:31:30,920 --> 05:31:31,700
...in a way to the ear.

4455
05:31:31,700 --> 05:31:39,240
So Cook is spending most of his time trying to add human imperfection to spasm's voice so it will sound more believable.

4456
05:31:39,740 --> 05:31:44,400
Another experimental musical device here at the Stanford Center is the radio baton.

4457
05:31:44,860 --> 05:31:50,160
It lets you conduct an orchestra simply by waving around two batons over this flat box.

4458
05:31:50,380 --> 05:31:54,180
As you wave the batons, the sensors in the box detect your movement.

4459
05:31:54,180 --> 05:31:59,600
The computer already knows the music but will play it according to how you move the batons.

4460
05:31:59,600 --> 05:32:08,500
What is ironic about the radio baton is that its developer says the technology helps the performer focus on interpretation rather than technique.

4461
05:32:09,160 --> 05:32:27,680
Because the technique in some sense is easy on the instrument allows the performer to focus all his attention and mental abilities on the expression or what he wants to say with the music.

4462
05:32:28,320 --> 05:32:32,040
What he wants to say could be called the soul of the music.

4463
05:32:32,840 --> 05:32:35,320
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Maria Gabriel.

4464
05:32:46,600 --> 05:32:49,140
Who's this fucking Star Trek?

4465
05:32:49,420 --> 05:32:50,740
The next generation lad.

4466
05:32:50,900 --> 05:32:54,800
Now you don't need a million dollars worth of computers to play around with MIDI music.

4467
05:32:54,940 --> 05:32:57,100
You can even do it on your plain old PC.

4468
05:32:57,300 --> 05:33:00,680
Here to show us how is Dennis Labreck of Passport Designs, Inc.

4469
05:33:00,980 --> 05:33:03,640
Now Dennis, I have to tell you, we did a show on MIDI Music a couple of years ago.

4470
05:33:03,760 --> 05:33:06,460
I mean, there were keyboards, wires, cables, boxes.

4471
05:33:06,620 --> 05:33:07,340
Lots of gear. Lots of gear. Lots of gear. Boxes. I can't believe it.

4472
05:33:07,340 --> 05:33:09,500
I mean, last time was... I was part of setting some of that stuff up.

4473
05:33:09,500 --> 05:33:12,500
Just one computer. You have one keyboard, one box.

4474
05:33:12,600 --> 05:33:14,980
What is the Roland box? That's a Roland sound module.

4475
05:33:14,980 --> 05:33:18,480
And that's capable of producing up to 16 different sounds at the same time.

4476
05:33:18,540 --> 05:33:20,180
So it's really like having 16 keyboards all in one.

4477
05:33:20,180 --> 05:33:22,320
Yeah, so things have really changed in the past couple of years.

4478
05:33:22,340 --> 05:33:25,660
Changed completely. You can have a full-blown recording studio right here.

4479
05:33:25,660 --> 05:33:29,260
Yeah. Okay, we have a PC running Windows, and you have a program called Encore.

4480
05:33:29,260 --> 05:33:30,700
Encore. Tell us about it and then show us what you do.

4481
05:33:30,700 --> 05:33:34,200
Encore is a transcription program, notation program for professional musicians,

4482
05:33:34,200 --> 05:33:36,900
and it allows you to literally print sheet music.

4483
05:33:37,040 --> 05:33:39,480
Put a piece of sheet music up on the screen and print it out.

4484
05:33:39,960 --> 05:33:43,500
There's several different ways that you can put music up on the screen.

4485
05:33:43,680 --> 05:33:58,780
I can bounce notes in one note at a time. I can use the keyboard to step notes in one at a time. But probably the most dramatic way to use the program would be to actually enter in a piece of music in real time. I simply hit the record button and play.

4486
05:33:58,780 --> 05:34:09,820
And as soon as I hit the space bar, it turns into music.

4487
05:34:09,820 --> 05:34:12,960
Now, this used to be a pretty difficult thing to do not too long ago.

4488
05:34:12,960 --> 05:34:16,940
Transcription is not an easy thing to do. You can sit down there and figure out the notes.

4489
05:34:16,940 --> 05:34:18,740
How accurate is this?

4490
05:34:18,860 --> 05:34:21,580
The computer is actually more accurate than what you can play.

4491
05:34:22,020 --> 05:34:24,920
It will actually transcribe up to 64th note triplets.

4492
05:34:25,120 --> 05:34:28,600
More often than not, you don't want to see that fine of notation on the screen.

4493
05:34:29,040 --> 05:34:34,340
You want to get an approximation of what you've played so you can easily hand it to somebody and be able to play it back.

4494
05:34:34,340 --> 05:34:38,940
I could literally be putting up 64th note rests every time I lift my hands up off the keyboard.

4495
05:34:38,940 --> 05:34:39,520
Yeah, yeah.

4496
05:34:39,520 --> 05:34:47,600
It's a very, very accurate program. And once you have the music up on the screen, Ankur is very, very easy to make changes to the music and edit your music.

4497
05:34:47,600 --> 05:34:51,780
Much like a word processing program where I can cut, copy, and paste or change things.

4498
05:34:51,780 --> 05:34:55,940
This now becomes a graphics program where I can say, oh, take this measure up to here.

4499
05:34:56,480 --> 05:35:02,740
I want a little more space between these two measures. I want to slide this over. This is a wrong note.

4500
05:35:03,940 --> 05:35:05,760
Let me just grab the note and change the note.

4501
05:35:05,760 --> 05:35:06,700
And you can hear it as you hear it.

4502
05:35:06,700 --> 05:35:10,260
You can hear it as you're playing it. I can grab my eraser and take out individual notes.

4503
05:35:10,760 --> 05:35:18,880
I can just go to my palette here and grab different notes and enter them in on the screen or grab slurs, curves.

4504
05:35:18,880 --> 05:35:21,780
So I can start making this look like a real piece of music.

4505
05:35:22,380 --> 05:35:25,060
Once everything is up on the screen, I can start moving things around.

4506
05:35:25,520 --> 05:35:33,880
This is being used by professional musicians, amateur musicians, everybody from small recording studios to Herbie Hancock and Oscar Peterson.

4507
05:35:33,880 --> 05:35:37,700
Now, besides notation, what else can you do with this? There are other things I think you're showing.

4508
05:35:37,700 --> 05:35:41,160
Well, there is actually, yeah, this really is a sequencer.

4509
05:35:41,160 --> 05:35:43,700
And I'm not sure if you've covered sequencing quite yet, but basically...

4510
05:35:43,700 --> 05:35:47,700
We're going to make a song entirely from slurs.

4511
05:35:47,700 --> 05:35:53,300
Allows me to do full-blown orchestration with this program.

4512
05:35:54,160 --> 05:35:57,800
And as you can see, I can see all the parts on the screen.

4513
05:35:57,940 --> 05:36:00,940
I can actually take a look at another window.

4514
05:36:01,460 --> 05:36:02,640
So you're a slur.

4515
05:36:03,700 --> 05:36:04,860
Call my staff sheet.

4516
05:36:05,540 --> 05:36:08,940
And this allows me to change the volume of any of the tracks on the screen.

4517
05:36:09,020 --> 05:36:11,280
Okay, so there are all the different lines that are going in the music.

4518
05:36:11,480 --> 05:36:13,600
And here's my string part, and I can bring the strings up.

4519
05:36:13,820 --> 05:36:14,120
Wow.

4520
05:36:14,540 --> 05:36:16,120
So I have a mixer as well.

4521
05:36:16,240 --> 05:36:21,300
I can change the sounds if I want to make this string sound a horn sound.

4522
05:36:21,660 --> 05:36:24,620
I can simply click in here and choose a different device.

4523
05:36:25,420 --> 05:36:26,600
Oops, I don't have that set up.

4524
05:36:26,700 --> 05:36:32,760
And change to a different device, horns, piano part.

4525
05:36:32,900 --> 05:36:36,420
I can change everything around and then look at it.

4526
05:36:36,460 --> 05:36:38,640
And then, of course, from here, you can actually print it out.

4527
05:36:38,980 --> 05:36:43,200
So print it out on a dot matrix printer, on a laser printer, whatever quality printer you have.

4528
05:36:43,260 --> 05:36:46,140
It is a Windows program, so it'll support any printer that Windows supports.

4529
05:36:46,660 --> 05:36:50,900
I can automatically, for instance, take the bass line, extract that part to a new staff,

4530
05:36:51,120 --> 05:36:53,180
and hand the bass line off to my bass player.

4531
05:36:53,560 --> 05:36:57,320
So unlike what we saw earlier in the show, this is really not for the novice encore.

4532
05:36:57,440 --> 05:36:59,020
This is a professional musician program.

4533
05:36:59,180 --> 05:37:01,960
Now, we do have a program that is available called Music Time,

4534
05:37:02,260 --> 05:37:04,600
which is a very similar program to Encore.

4535
05:37:04,700 --> 05:37:05,660
It's derived from Encore.

4536
05:37:05,780 --> 05:37:07,400
It doesn't have quite as many bells and whistles.

4537
05:37:07,680 --> 05:37:12,840
I can, basically, you do need to be a musician, or it helps to be a musician.

4538
05:37:13,700 --> 05:37:18,180
I have had people go from the Miracle Keyboard System after they've learned a little bit.

4539
05:37:18,180 --> 05:37:19,080
Who does he look like?

4540
05:37:19,100 --> 05:37:20,020
He looks like someone.

4541
05:37:23,380 --> 05:37:24,820
Right, to a notation program.

4542
05:37:24,920 --> 05:37:26,140
As a matter of fact, this is available.

4543
05:37:26,640 --> 05:37:27,880
This program works on the Miracle Keyboard.

4544
05:37:27,880 --> 05:37:28,060
Really?

4545
05:37:28,780 --> 05:37:32,600
Yeah, well, I wanted to ask you, what's the minimum hardware you need to do something like this?

4546
05:37:32,740 --> 05:37:33,840
Basically, any computer...

4547
05:37:33,840 --> 05:37:38,060
Like, it looks like a Star Trek garb.

4548
05:37:39,840 --> 05:37:41,920
Bit of suckliff in that angle, all right.

4549
05:37:45,340 --> 05:37:46,320
A snooker.

4550
05:37:46,320 --> 05:37:49,820
Here, we have a PC version, and we have a Macintosh version.

4551
05:37:50,120 --> 05:37:52,640
The PC version needs to run Windows.

4552
05:37:52,900 --> 05:37:55,060
So, anything that will run Windows well will run a program.

4553
05:37:55,060 --> 05:37:56,280
But, I mean, you need the Roland box and things like that.

4554
05:37:56,280 --> 05:37:57,740
And you need a synthesizer of some sort.

4555
05:37:57,840 --> 05:37:59,180
I can deal with just a single keyboard.

4556
05:37:59,180 --> 05:38:00,220
But you could be working right off the keyboard.

4557
05:38:00,220 --> 05:38:00,800
I can work with this.

4558
05:38:00,880 --> 05:38:05,060
I can work, again, with the Miracle Keyboard, with a Sound Blaster, if you just want to use the mouse.

4559
05:38:05,080 --> 05:38:05,840
Paul Schindler.

4560
05:38:05,880 --> 05:38:09,620
But typically, you'll need some kind of keyboard available at most commercial stores.

4561
05:38:09,620 --> 05:38:10,660
And what does Encore sell for?

4562
05:38:10,760 --> 05:38:10,980
What's the price?

4563
05:38:10,980 --> 05:38:13,640
Encore is $5.95, and music time is $2.49.

4564
05:38:14,180 --> 05:38:15,160
Dennis, thank you very much.

4565
05:38:15,180 --> 05:38:15,420
Thank you.

4566
05:38:15,660 --> 05:38:18,240
All right, next up, MIDI music on the Macintosh.

4567
05:38:18,380 --> 05:38:18,940
Stay tuned.

4568
05:38:32,280 --> 05:38:37,560
The Macintosh has been a popular MIDI music platform thanks to its built-in sound capabilities.

4569
05:38:37,960 --> 05:38:42,800
Here to show us the newest music software for the Macintosh is Keith Borman of Opcode Systems.

4570
05:38:43,100 --> 05:38:44,600
You're going to show us two things, Keith.

4571
05:38:44,900 --> 05:38:48,480
What you call your low-end Easy Vision and a higher-end product called Studio Vision.

4572
05:38:48,940 --> 05:38:51,860
What is the difference between high-end and low-end in computer music?

4573
05:38:51,960 --> 05:38:55,860
Because the low-end sometimes just really sounds like computer music, and the high-end sounds like real music.

4574
05:38:56,560 --> 05:39:01,120
The high-end provides you additional ways to view the music and manipulate the music.

4575
05:39:01,400 --> 05:39:09,440
It gives you graphical ways to manipulate it, and also to do something called quantizing a little bit more accurately to give you more of a human feel.

4576
05:39:09,580 --> 05:39:10,840
All right, you're going to show us some of this stuff now.

4577
05:39:10,880 --> 05:39:13,180
Let's start with Easy Vision, which you have up here on the Macintosh.

4578
05:39:13,180 --> 05:39:14,100
Just tell me what this does.

4579
05:39:14,520 --> 05:39:17,220
Well, it's a 16-track sequencer.

4580
05:39:17,460 --> 05:39:21,380
And a sequencer is like a multi-track tape recorder in one sense.

4581
05:39:21,460 --> 05:39:23,380
In another sense, it's like a spreadsheet.

4582
05:39:23,380 --> 05:39:26,240
In that you can copy and paste information from one place.

4583
05:39:26,420 --> 05:39:28,480
Or is it a musical notation staff?

4584
05:39:28,680 --> 05:39:29,080
Use this.

4585
05:39:29,440 --> 05:39:33,740
Okay, what I'm going to do is I'm going to go into record, and I'm going to go into loop record.

4586
05:39:33,820 --> 05:39:38,200
It's going to do four bars, and I'm going to repeat those four bars over and over again, and add additional elements of music.

4587
05:39:38,880 --> 05:39:41,560
And we can hear the count-off here.

4588
05:39:41,560 --> 05:39:42,480
I'm going to go...

4589
05:39:42,480 --> 05:39:59,600
Okay, we've added the drum parts.

4590
05:39:59,600 --> 05:40:02,420
Now what I'm going to do is I'm going to go ahead and switch to a bass part now.

4591
05:40:02,420 --> 05:40:17,320
Now we're getting all those playing back.

4592
05:40:17,540 --> 05:40:17,880
Right.

4593
05:40:18,380 --> 05:40:23,660
Now in addition to that, I'm quantizing on the fly, so it's doing rhythmic corrections, almost like a snap to grid.

4594
05:40:23,800 --> 05:40:24,600
Uh-huh, uh-huh.

4595
05:40:24,660 --> 05:40:25,160
Okay.

4596
05:40:33,540 --> 05:40:35,120
Okay, let's add another part here.

4597
05:40:43,120 --> 05:40:45,420
And one more part, let's add a horn part.

4598
05:40:50,420 --> 05:40:54,080
So you're just laying down a track at a time and accumulating those tracks.

4599
05:40:55,080 --> 05:40:57,000
Okay, let's look at that information very quickly.

4600
05:40:57,840 --> 05:41:01,940
And what we'll do is we will view it on what's called a piano roll.

4601
05:41:02,320 --> 05:41:02,720
Uh-huh.

4602
05:41:03,520 --> 05:41:04,020
Uh-huh.

4603
05:41:04,580 --> 05:41:07,540
And one of the nice things about EasyVision is there's online help wherever you look.

4604
05:41:07,680 --> 05:41:07,920
Okay.

4605
05:41:07,920 --> 05:41:11,020
So you can kind of teach yourself while you're playing music.

4606
05:41:11,380 --> 05:41:13,140
And this is not System 7 only.

4607
05:41:13,340 --> 05:41:15,640
It also works with System 6 if you're still doing the switch.

4608
05:41:15,760 --> 05:41:16,040
All right.

4609
05:41:16,420 --> 05:41:18,480
Okay, and there's the counter, for instance.

4610
05:41:19,040 --> 05:41:20,460
And here is the piano roll.

4611
05:41:20,660 --> 05:41:23,160
And a piano roll is like what you would suspect.

4612
05:41:23,920 --> 05:41:26,620
And one of the nice things about this kind of environment is I can click on a note.

4613
05:41:27,680 --> 05:41:28,460
And that was the note.

4614
05:41:30,060 --> 05:41:33,060
Oh, and you're just moving the note right there, huh?

4615
05:41:33,180 --> 05:41:33,440
Yeah.

4616
05:41:33,560 --> 05:41:34,420
And you can hear what you're doing.

4617
05:41:34,620 --> 05:41:38,460
Yeah, and so if I play a wrong note, I can move it to the right place or get rid of it altogether.

4618
05:41:39,140 --> 05:41:42,960
You can only imagine what Mozart or Beethoven would have done with an environment like this.

4619
05:41:43,900 --> 05:41:44,820
Okay, what else can we do?

4620
05:41:45,120 --> 05:41:47,820
Well, I can draw in a crescendo.

4621
05:41:50,260 --> 05:41:50,860
Okay, what else?

4622
05:41:50,880 --> 05:41:54,460
You can only imagine what Mozart or Beethoven would have done with an environment like this.

4623
05:41:55,340 --> 05:41:56,320
Okay, what else can we do?

4624
05:41:56,640 --> 05:41:59,340
Well, I can draw in a crescendo.

4625
05:41:59,880 --> 05:42:01,640
On the music to start again.

4626
05:42:03,800 --> 05:42:04,660
Just like that.

4627
05:42:04,880 --> 05:42:05,740
Yeah, absolutely.

4628
05:42:06,320 --> 05:42:12,320
Also, there is a mixing window where I can say mix it.

4629
05:42:12,420 --> 05:42:14,320
Now, we're going to see MIDI activity up here.

4630
05:42:14,900 --> 05:42:17,020
And I'm going to pull the drum parts down.

4631
05:42:18,300 --> 05:42:21,820
So you can do real-time mixing, automated mixing as you fly.

4632
05:42:22,060 --> 05:42:22,220
Right.

4633
05:42:22,580 --> 05:42:22,860
All right.

4634
05:42:23,420 --> 05:42:28,020
Now, very quickly, what I'm going to do is create a song for you.

4635
05:42:28,080 --> 05:42:28,320
Okay.

4636
05:42:28,940 --> 05:42:30,200
And this is the arrangement window.

4637
05:42:30,200 --> 05:42:33,760
What I'm going to do is I'm going to type in letters of pre-written sections of songs.

4638
05:42:33,840 --> 05:42:38,960
So I'm going to say A, B, A, B, C, B, B, B, B, B.

4639
05:42:39,120 --> 05:42:39,520
Uh-huh.

4640
05:42:40,160 --> 05:42:43,020
And these are pieces you've created before.

4641
05:42:43,180 --> 05:42:43,460
Yes.

4642
05:42:43,640 --> 05:42:46,860
And what I'm going to do now is I've linked my song sections together.

4643
05:42:47,200 --> 05:42:48,100
And we're going to...

4644
05:42:48,100 --> 05:42:48,100
Okay.

4645
05:42:48,100 --> 05:42:52,260
Well, as you said, I mean, it's a word processor.

4646
05:42:52,840 --> 05:42:55,000
And you're sequencing the pieces of music all at the same time.

4647
05:42:55,840 --> 05:42:56,300
All right.

4648
05:42:56,340 --> 05:42:57,600
Keith, I see you have a microphone here.

4649
05:42:57,720 --> 05:42:58,080
Yes.

4650
05:42:58,080 --> 05:42:59,240
And I don't want you to get away here.

4651
05:42:59,300 --> 05:43:02,140
Before you show us how you can actually record your voice in this.

4652
05:43:02,400 --> 05:43:02,720
Okay.

4653
05:43:05,000 --> 05:43:07,100
So what we have been looking at right now is Easy Vision.

4654
05:43:07,200 --> 05:43:12,880
What we're going to do right now is look at Studio Vision, which we released about a year and a half ago.

4655
05:43:13,080 --> 05:43:14,960
And it has taken the world by storm.

4656
05:43:14,960 --> 05:43:20,280
It allows you to record 16-bit CD quality digital audio at a very reasonable cost.

4657
05:43:21,320 --> 05:43:21,640
Okay.

4658
05:43:21,740 --> 05:43:23,440
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to pick up my microphone.

4659
05:43:23,840 --> 05:43:25,940
Let's make sure that we have some music first off.

4660
05:43:28,720 --> 05:43:29,120
Okay.

4661
05:43:29,180 --> 05:43:29,700
Very good.

4662
05:43:29,980 --> 05:43:34,440
And what I'm going to do is I'm going to click on record and sing a little bit along with it.

4663
05:43:53,060 --> 05:43:53,460
Okay.

4664
05:43:53,460 --> 05:43:54,540
Let's listen back to this.

4665
05:43:55,120 --> 05:43:55,320
Okay.

4666
05:43:55,380 --> 05:43:57,120
You just recorded what you were singing into the mic.

4667
05:43:57,300 --> 05:43:57,500
Yeah.

4668
05:43:57,500 --> 05:43:58,440
And we can view this.

4669
05:43:58,440 --> 05:44:01,940
Okay, so it was just recording what you were singing in the mic, okay.

4670
05:44:02,280 --> 05:44:05,720
What is going through Stu's mind when he's doing that, that fella?

4671
05:44:05,720 --> 05:44:10,120
Rootin tootin doo doo doo doo. Oh

4672
05:44:10,120 --> 05:44:12,120
Oh

4673
05:44:23,300 --> 05:44:25,760
Do do do do do do do do do do

4674
05:44:32,600 --> 05:44:34,600
No, no, no

4675
05:44:34,760 --> 05:44:38,040
Not not no, okay, let's listen back to this

4676
05:44:38,520 --> 05:44:44,140
Okay, so you just recorded what you were singing in the mic. Yeah, and we can okay so along with this dude's not even looking at it

4677
05:44:44,460 --> 05:44:47,300
Of a professional you can't look at the man. He just

4678
05:44:48,300 --> 05:44:52,460
Focused on the screen and hustling and harrying him into the next segment

4679
05:44:53,460 --> 05:44:58,820
Okay, let's listen back to this okay, so you just recorded what you were singing in the mic yeah, and we can view this

4680
05:44:58,820 --> 05:45:06,040
So along with the not the MIDI capabilities of a professional sequencer. It also gives you the ability to manipulate and there you are

4681
05:45:06,920 --> 05:45:12,200
You are so let's listen to that back and you can see the bouncing ball just like the other program gives you an idea where the bars and

4682
05:45:12,200 --> 05:45:14,200
pizza

4683
05:45:14,700 --> 05:45:16,700
Oh

4684
05:45:16,700 --> 05:45:18,700
Oh

4685
05:45:18,700 --> 05:45:27,480
And you're recording right onto the hard drive here? That's correct. All right now real quick we only have a couple of seconds left show me how you can then add your own voice into this. Okay?

4686
05:45:27,480 --> 05:45:29,980
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna copy it and merge it into itself and

4687
05:45:31,580 --> 05:45:36,460
and I'm gonna just grab the waveform and slide it just a little bit.

4688
05:45:36,460 --> 05:45:38,340
Okay, let's listen to what that sounds like.

4689
05:45:38,340 --> 05:45:39,680
Oh!

4690
05:45:44,180 --> 05:45:49,020
Cut and paste and slide, and then you can go back and forth. That's great. Keith, thank you so much.

4691
05:45:49,020 --> 05:45:53,180
That's great. Cut and paste and slide, and that's great. Thanks, Keith.

4692
05:45:53,180 --> 05:45:59,180
Cut and paste and slide, and then you can go back and forth. That's great. Keith, thank you so much. That's really terrific.

4693
05:45:59,180 --> 05:46:10,820
Easy Vision and Studio Vision. That's great. Stu's eyes when he goes from Steve to the camera there. Thank you so much. That's really terrific. Thank you. Easy Vision and Studio Vision.

4694
05:46:24,060 --> 05:46:46,700
Or it's that, I think it's at that moment, there he's locking eyes with them. But it's the moment between him making eye contact with Steve and us, where there's a brief nanosecond or two of, kind of realization of what's going on, like there. Just where he's staring into nowhere. He's thinking, what's going on? What's happened there?

4695
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Video Vision. All right. That's our look at MIDI music. Stay tuned now for this week's computer news on Random Access.

4696
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In the Random Access file this week, this is a special summer edition with a focus on software. Here are last week's best-selling software titles for the PC, according to PC Connection. Microsoft again occupies the number one and two positions with DOS and Windows upgrades.

4697
05:47:20,700 --> 05:47:27,700
Stagger. Rounding out the top ten are Approach for Windows and Pizzazz Plus. Next up, Paul Schindler in our summer software review.

4698
05:47:27,700 --> 05:47:39,700
Summer Slam. It looks like paper, but it could be a quarter-ounce pen computer. It's actually an access form for a new Windows application called Paperworks for PCs with fax boards. When you're not in your office, you send a form like this to your fax machine to put information into your PC or get it out. See these names? The handwritten ones were added from the field. The typed ones were added at a keyboard somewhere.

4699
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You can really manipulate faxes on screen. If one comes in sideways, you can turn it. Zoom in or out. This is one of the best fax displays I've ever seen on a PC. Unleash the power of your PC with paperworks. $250 from Xerox in Rochester, New York. For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler.

4700
05:47:54,700 --> 05:48:09,700
That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles. I'm Janelle Stelzen.

4701
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Audio through the computer so I can hear it.

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Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Chiffey and this is Gary Kildall.

4793
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Gary, these two rather old looking computers are really just about a year old here.

4794
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The Commodore 64 and the Atari 800. These represented the battle between the low end manufacturers just about a year ago.

4795
05:51:22,700 --> 05:51:27,700
The 64 very successful. The 800 really the last machine before Jack Tramiel took over Atari.

4796
05:51:27,700 --> 05:51:33,700
Today the battle is different. There's the Commodore Amiga, the Atari 520ST. Very sophisticated machines.

4797
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Both have received lots of critical praise but people know what you do with them.

4798
05:51:37,700 --> 05:51:40,700
Is this another case of computer technology in search of a market?

4799
05:51:40,700 --> 05:51:43,700
Well Stuart, the 64 and the 800 really took us through the first generation of home computers.

4800
05:51:43,700 --> 05:51:46,700
But people have gone back to their VCRs and TV sets now.

4801
05:51:46,700 --> 05:51:53,700
And to get the consumer attention, the second generation machines have to have higher resolution, more color, faster animation, better sound capability.

4802
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That means higher performance processors and more memory.

4803
05:51:56,700 --> 05:52:02,700
Now these new machines, the 520 and the Amiga, give us that hardware capability and it's really up to the software developers to make it happen.

4804
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Today we're going to get up close and personal with the Commodore Amiga and the Atari 520ST to see if one of these machines is just right for you.

4805
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Now before the computer manufacturer can sell you on a computer, he's got to sell the retailer first.

4806
05:52:14,700 --> 05:52:21,700
So we're going to begin by going to Commdex in Las Vegas, the computer dealers expo, to see how Commodore and Atari are pitching the middlemen.

4807
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Commdex, Las Vegas, 1985.

4808
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At the world's largest computer show, Atari held court at one of the biggest booths on the floor.

4809
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And at the centerpiece of the display was the star of Atari's computer lineup, the 520ST.

4810
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Nestled inside Atari's sprawling booth were dozens of software vendors, each with a sign and just enough space for a chair and a computer.

4811
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Atari seemed to have at least two goals in mind.

4812
05:52:51,700 --> 05:52:59,700
A highly visible presence at the show and a message to dealers that this was one computer company that didn't forget about software.

4813
05:52:59,700 --> 05:53:08,700
From business to education to sophisticated graphics, the substance of Atari's show was the extensive variety of its software.

4814
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Atari's most likely competition, the Commodore Amiga, was conspicuously absent from the Commdex show,

4815
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although Commodore did hold private meetings with potential dealers.

4816
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But in spite of its low-key sales pitch, Amiga has successfully wooed some unlikely dealers.

4817
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Now our focus as a store has primarily been on business, business software, business computers, business users.

4818
05:53:32,700 --> 05:53:39,700
So this is a little bit breaking new ground for us in that this machine has certainly a lot more of a home kind of focus.

4819
05:53:39,700 --> 05:53:41,700
Just warm up a minute there.

4820
05:53:41,700 --> 05:53:48,700
The Amiga's dazzling graphics and advanced hardware has attracted equally sophisticated retail buyers.

4821
05:53:48,700 --> 05:53:57,700
So far it's kind of been half and half between people who are just kind of anxious to have the latest and greatest and people who are interested in writing software for it.

4822
05:53:57,700 --> 05:54:06,700
There are a lot of people who are extremely interested in writing software who haven't got into it yet because they're just kind of hanging in there waiting to see what the consumer response is going to be.

4823
05:54:06,700 --> 05:54:21,700
And, you know, I'm, the consumer response has been great.

4824
05:54:21,700 --> 05:54:24,700
Joining us now in the studio is Rick Geiger, general manager of Commodore Amiga.

4825
05:54:24,700 --> 05:54:32,700
And next to Rick is Tim Mott, vice president for product development and a co-founder of Electronic Arts, a software company which is writing for the Amiga.

4826
05:54:32,700 --> 05:54:33,700
Gary?

4827
05:54:33,700 --> 05:54:35,700
Rick, I think everybody would like to see what the Amiga does.

4828
05:54:35,700 --> 05:54:37,700
And I would like to go right into the demo.

4829
05:54:37,700 --> 05:54:38,700
Okay, fine.

4830
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What we see here is what we call the workbench, which is the graphic user interface of the Amiga.

4831
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And it works in a fashion like other graphics user interfaces.

4832
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In addition, we also supply a command line interface down here so that people who are more familiar or have applications for command type interfaces can deal with something familiar.

4833
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Now, of course, I'm sure that you've heard about the famous graphics and sound of the Amiga.

4834
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And here's one of our classic demos called the bouncing ball.

4835
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That's really impressive.

4836
05:55:13,700 --> 05:55:16,700
Now, Rick, this is an impressive demo, but I want you to tell me why it's impressive.

4837
05:55:16,700 --> 05:55:17,700
What are we seeing?

4838
05:55:17,700 --> 05:55:18,700
It's going to be a tough one.

4839
05:55:18,700 --> 05:55:25,700
Well, what you're seeing is synchronized moving graphics and color graphics with the sound all at the same time.

4840
05:55:25,700 --> 05:55:34,700
And in addition to this, we still have down here below an application running.

4841
05:55:34,700 --> 05:55:47,700
So you're running a word processor while you're carrying on the sound graphics demo.

4842
05:55:47,700 --> 05:55:53,700
Yep. And I can correct my typos.

4843
05:55:53,700 --> 05:56:04,420
Now Rick we've heard a lot about special graphics hardware that's available on Amiga. What basically is behind this?

4844
05:56:04,980 --> 05:56:08,180
Well what's behind this is 25 DMA channels.

4845
05:56:08,180 --> 05:56:10,400
You may want to lower the bouncing ball Rick so we can hear you.

4846
05:56:10,560 --> 05:56:12,500
Thank you very much there.

4847
05:56:12,760 --> 05:56:15,020
That provides for all the brand.

4848
05:56:15,020 --> 05:56:16,360
Tambola away again.

4849
05:56:16,740 --> 05:56:17,820
The hardware bit.

4850
05:56:17,820 --> 05:56:19,960
Said no need for any activities you say.

4851
05:56:20,520 --> 05:56:22,340
So that they don't load down the 68,000.

4852
05:56:22,440 --> 05:56:29,200
I know you say there's no need for any activities but I really would like to try and do this.

4853
05:56:29,200 --> 05:56:31,200
While simultaneously doing printing.

4854
05:56:31,200 --> 05:56:37,940
So I'm sure you're familiar with the popularity of the sidekick type programs and with the multitasking features of the Amiga.

4855
05:56:38,500 --> 05:56:41,060
This makes those kinds of things very simple to do.

4856
05:56:42,000 --> 05:56:44,980
Yeah Tim I want to get you in this.

4857
05:56:45,080 --> 05:56:49,080
Electronic Arts is kind of going heavily into writing for Amiga as I understand it.

4858
05:56:49,100 --> 05:56:51,760
Tell me number one why you're excited about writing for a machine like that.

4859
05:56:52,120 --> 05:57:05,880
Well the first reason is when we started the company three years ago we envisioned a home computer of the future that would support much higher quality audio visual effects than was possible three years ago.

4860
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We knew enough about the technology and custom VLSI technology to realize that that was something that was going to happen around this time frame.

4861
05:57:15,640 --> 05:57:24,400
And when we first saw the Amiga which was in prototype form about two years ago it was real clear that that was a machine that had this kind of potential.

4862
05:57:24,400 --> 05:57:26,160
The Deluxe Paint is up here and running so.

4863
05:57:26,160 --> 05:57:28,160
Is that one of the new products for Amiga?

4864
05:57:28,160 --> 05:57:33,160
Right Deluxe Paint is the first in a series of creativity products for the Amiga.

4865
05:57:33,160 --> 05:57:35,160
Deluxe Paint is a painting program.

4866
05:57:35,160 --> 05:57:39,920
In addition to all the usual features that you use in a painting program.

4867
05:57:39,920 --> 05:57:40,920
Some unique features like.

4868
05:57:40,920 --> 05:57:43,920
Can we have a question about what goes on in a lot of Tim talks?

4869
05:57:43,920 --> 05:57:44,920
Is that what's happening?

4870
05:57:44,920 --> 05:57:45,920
Yeah.

4871
05:57:45,920 --> 05:57:46,920
Yeah this.

4872
05:57:46,920 --> 05:57:47,920
We're still loading up some files up.

4873
05:57:47,920 --> 05:57:48,920
We're loading up.

4874
05:57:48,920 --> 05:57:49,920
So they'll be up in a moment.

4875
05:57:49,920 --> 05:57:50,920
So in addition.

4876
05:57:50,920 --> 05:57:52,680
How do you see someone using Deluxe Paint?

4877
05:57:52,680 --> 05:57:53,920
This is a creativity tool?

4878
05:57:53,920 --> 05:57:55,680
It's a creativity tool.

4879
05:57:55,680 --> 05:58:04,680
It's unusual in that it has enough features and powerful enough features for a professional user but also has a lot of simplicity in the way you use it such that it will be usable by.

4880
05:58:04,680 --> 05:58:06,680
Take itself off the screen?

4881
05:58:06,680 --> 05:58:08,320
By consumers and people in the home.

4882
05:58:08,320 --> 05:58:10,680
What other kind of tools would you be coming out with?

4883
05:58:10,680 --> 05:58:16,680
Well as I said this is the first in a series all of which will enable data to be exchanged between them.

4884
05:58:16,680 --> 05:58:24,440
There's a deluxe printing program which will make it very easy to create banners and meeting notices, greeting cards, things like that.

4885
05:58:24,440 --> 05:58:33,440
There's a deluxe music construction set which is a version of a product that we currently have available on the Macintosh for music composition.

4886
05:58:33,440 --> 05:58:46,440
And the last one in this series is deluxe video construction set which will make use of the unique video features of the machine to enable someone to very simply put together video special effects.

4887
05:58:46,440 --> 05:58:51,200
Okay what we see here is a rendering of Botticelli's Venus.

4888
05:58:51,200 --> 05:58:55,200
Now is that an original piece of art done on the Amiga or a digitized version of the paint?

4889
05:58:55,200 --> 05:58:59,200
No that was done from scratch on the Amiga using this paint program.

4890
05:58:59,200 --> 05:59:02,200
Someone knew how to use the program.

4891
05:59:02,200 --> 05:59:05,200
Right this was done by a graphic designer.

4892
05:59:05,200 --> 05:59:06,200
Okay.

4893
05:59:06,200 --> 05:59:08,200
Here's another piece that was done.

4894
05:59:08,200 --> 05:59:12,960
This is a picture of King Tut.

4895
05:59:12,960 --> 05:59:20,720
You can see here that what Rick's doing is using the menu features of the Amiga to bring in additional drawings.

4896
05:59:20,720 --> 05:59:23,720
Here's a waterfall that was done and this...

4897
05:59:23,720 --> 05:59:26,720
It's another quick practice and then I'll go for it.

4898
05:59:26,720 --> 05:59:27,720
...in this software.

4899
05:59:27,720 --> 05:59:32,480
You'll see that when he turns cycle on that the water is now cycling and creating the effect of a moving waterfall.

4900
05:59:32,480 --> 05:59:35,480
And you're doing this by changing the palette colors?

4901
05:59:35,480 --> 05:59:38,480
Doing this by changing the color map registers in the hardware.

4902
05:59:38,480 --> 05:59:44,480
Rick briefly this is very impressive stuff but people are asking the question as Gary and I talked about at the beginning of the show.

4903
05:59:44,480 --> 05:59:47,240
Who do you think is going to buy the Amiga? Where do you see it being used?

4904
05:59:47,240 --> 05:59:53,240
I think the major strong point of the Amiga is that first and foremost it's a powerful general purpose computer.

4905
05:59:53,240 --> 05:59:57,240
Added on to that is multitasking built in from the beginning.

4906
05:59:57,240 --> 06:00:03,240
Then we took a look at what are the kinds of constraints that people bump into in trying to get their personal computers to do different things.

4907
06:00:03,240 --> 06:00:07,720
And those are typically anytime they start to do any graphics the performance goes away.

4908
06:00:07,720 --> 06:00:10,240
Anytime they try and do any sound the performance goes away.

4909
06:00:10,240 --> 06:00:16,680
So if you want to design a friendly graphics user interface then the very first thing you start having is performance problems.

4910
06:00:16,680 --> 06:00:20,000
And with the custom hardware we've been able to take care of all of that.

4911
06:00:20,000 --> 06:00:24,000
Okay gentlemen thank you very much. So we've got an introduction to the Commodore Amiga.

4912
06:00:24,000 --> 06:00:28,000
In just a minute we'll look at the Atari 520ST so stay with us.

4913
06:00:39,440 --> 06:00:47,880
Joining us now are Brian Kerr the marketing manager for Atari and next to Brian Jim Kitzler a hardware engineer at Atari who helped develop the ST.

4914
06:00:47,880 --> 06:00:52,200
Brian we've seen what the Commodore Amiga can do. So how about you on the 520ST?

4915
06:00:52,200 --> 06:00:59,880
Okay well the 520ST has been out for about four months now. And as you can see it's a very graphics based system as well.

4916
06:00:59,880 --> 06:01:10,320
The desktop that you're looking at here now is based on the GEM technology. And GEM will show you one feature that we like here which allows each user to customize their own interface.

4917
06:01:10,320 --> 06:01:21,320
This is what we refer to as the control panel. It allows you to set your own color palettes, the speed of click for the mouse, the keyboard, bells and keyboard clicks on and off. That type of thing.

4918
06:01:21,320 --> 06:01:29,760
From there I'd like to show you some of the sound capability of this product. The 520ST has a built-in MIDI interface.

4919
06:01:29,760 --> 06:01:32,760
And I'll let GEM describe this a little further.

4920
06:01:32,760 --> 06:02:01,200
The 520ST is an emerging industry standard. It's the musical instrument digital interface. And it allows a computer to sequence a series of notes going to a synthesizer. For instance, here we have it connected to a rather elaborate synthesizer that allows us to either play music through the synthesizer or to actually record an artist playing at the keyboard and do the same sorts of things with music that you would do with a word processor. You can time sync the music or transpose it.

4921
06:02:01,200 --> 06:02:29,640
I'm probably going to mention it. There is a synthesizer down on the table here that is actually producing music. And you're just picking a song file from here which is going through the synthesizer. Exactly. We also internal to the machine have a three voice sound chip so we can do some sound synthesis. But by building the MIDI interface into the machine, that gives you the ability to spend as much on music as you like. If you're really serious about music, that path for expansion is readily available. And Jim, that graphic representation we saw was in fact synced to what we're hearing.

4922
06:02:29,640 --> 06:02:36,840
was in fact synced to what we're hearing coming out of the same design. Exactly. One of the colors was associated with each of the voices that was being played on MIDI.

4923
06:02:37,680 --> 06:02:46,620
We will stress graphics a little bit with the machine. And one of the paint programs that we developed internally is a program called NEO.

4924
06:02:48,100 --> 06:02:52,940
And it allows some very elaborate graphic capability like we saw earlier.

4925
06:02:55,060 --> 06:02:56,700
You're pulling that up now? Yes.

4926
06:02:57,840 --> 06:03:10,020
This is a collection of some of the images that was created with NEO. NEO is a very powerful drawing package that really takes advantage of the machine, lets you play with the colors and create very nice images.

4927
06:03:10,260 --> 06:03:13,200
Now, Jim, you were transferring those images from the hard disk, right?

4928
06:03:13,200 --> 06:03:18,700
Right, directly from the hard disk. Each one of those images is 32,000 bytes, and that was coming directly from the hard disk.

4929
06:03:19,720 --> 06:03:26,200
That shows off a feature of the ST, which is the DMA port, which transmits information at 10 megabits per second.

4930
06:03:27,040 --> 06:03:32,540
That's very high speed, and it's typical of the local area networking speeds of many, many computers.

4931
06:03:33,820 --> 06:03:41,720
This is NEO in its implementation with one particular picture. We're just rotating the color palette here.

4932
06:03:44,220 --> 06:03:49,220
Okay, now, what is the price of this machine, basically? If you were to buy this configuration right here?

4933
06:03:49,220 --> 06:04:06,940
The base configuration is with a monochrome monitor, which has a resolution of 640 by 400, which is a little higher than what people are typically used to seeing. Very crisp and solid. That configuration with the 520 ST and one single-sided 3.5-inch drive is, retail suggested, $799.95.

4934
06:04:07,000 --> 06:04:13,500
Okay, now, how about this whole configuration with the hard disk, two disk drives, we've got a color monitor. This is sort of the top-end system.

4935
06:04:13,500 --> 06:04:19,000
Yeah, well, I've had difficulty configuring systems up to the $2,000 range.

4936
06:04:19,000 --> 06:04:20,000
Around that.

4937
06:04:20,000 --> 06:04:26,500
Just the warm-based.

4938
06:04:26,500 --> 06:04:27,000
Just the warm-based.

4939
06:04:27,000 --> 06:04:27,000
Okay.

4940
06:04:27,000 --> 06:04:39,000
Now, where do you see, uh, how do you see the 520 ST getting into the home? What's going to cause people to buy a 520?

4941
06:04:39,000 --> 06:04:43,500
Well, first I'd like to just make a distinction, is that we refer to the 520 ST as a personal computer.

4942
06:04:43,500 --> 06:04:44,500
Okay.

4943
06:04:44,500 --> 06:04:52,500
And we, as a general rule, believe that people determine what computers are used for, whether they're in the home, in the office, in the field, or in business.

4944
06:04:52,500 --> 06:05:04,500
Um, so, the 520 ST is a computer system that is as powerful, if not more powerful, than any other personal computer on the marketplace, but yet it is priced in a consumer level.

4945
06:05:04,500 --> 06:05:08,500
And I think therein lies the reason for owning a 520 ST.

4946
06:05:08,500 --> 06:05:11,000
Okay, and Jim, what is it, what are you up to right now?

4947
06:05:11,000 --> 06:05:14,000
I was just demonstrating some of the ease of use.

4948
06:05:14,000 --> 06:05:14,000
Okay.

4949
06:05:14,000 --> 06:05:18,000
The fact that I can hop from one program to another quite readily using the Jim user interface.

4950
06:05:18,000 --> 06:05:24,000
Okay, if we take this idea of the, you can use it in the home, you can use it in business, what have you got here that would show us how to use it in business?

4951
06:05:24,000 --> 06:05:33,000
Well, one example is, we have a spreadsheet demonstration, which, uh, it's very similar in function to some of the popular programs that are available today.

4952
06:05:33,000 --> 06:05:40,500
It gives us, however, the advantage that we've got the Jim user interface, so that it's very easy for a user to, for instance, plot a graph.

4953
06:05:40,500 --> 06:05:46,500
You don't have to remember a cryptic sequence of commands. You can just get there directly using the mouse.

4954
06:05:46,500 --> 06:05:48,500
Is the spreadsheet on the market, Jim?

4955
06:05:48,500 --> 06:05:50,500
It's supposed to be shipping very shortly.

4956
06:05:50,500 --> 06:05:56,500
It's going to be shipping next week. And it also is a Lotus work-alike, so anyone that has worked with Lotus can move directly over here,

4957
06:05:56,500 --> 06:06:00,000
but yet you have the additional screen capability with the machine.

4958
06:06:00,000 --> 06:06:02,000
Now, Gary's asked you about the business applications.

4959
06:06:02,000 --> 06:06:05,000
I want to know if you can show a red and white soccer ball bouncing.

4960
06:06:05,000 --> 06:06:07,000
Oh, that's easy.

4961
06:06:07,000 --> 06:06:12,000
That seems to be the standard demonstration, huh?

4962
06:06:12,000 --> 06:06:16,000
Well, it's a good example of graphic animation for the products.

4963
06:06:16,000 --> 06:06:22,500
This machine has four custom chips that were designed by Atari, and it has a great deal of graphics power,

4964
06:06:22,500 --> 06:06:27,500
but it was designed in such a way that the 68000 still has a great deal of the processor's bus bandwidth,

4965
06:06:27,500 --> 06:06:32,500
and so the 68000 is capable of doing a great deal of calculation at the same time.

4966
06:06:32,500 --> 06:06:36,000
One final question. How many have you sold so far?

4967
06:06:36,000 --> 06:06:38,000
We released numbers at the end of the third quarter.

4968
06:06:38,000 --> 06:06:40,000
We had shipped over 50,000 units.

4969
06:06:40,000 --> 06:06:44,000
Now, you have to understand the ST is shipping and has been introduced worldwide,

4970
06:06:44,000 --> 06:06:47,000
and we are marking the product in over 30 countries around the world.

4971
06:06:47,000 --> 06:06:48,000
Gentlemen, we've got to go.

4972
06:06:48,000 --> 06:06:50,000
Both machines are very impressive.

4973
06:06:50,000 --> 06:06:52,000
Of course, one of the questions is where is the software?

4974
06:06:52,000 --> 06:06:55,000
We went out and talked to the software developer about that question.

4975
06:06:55,000 --> 06:06:58,000
Wendy Woods has the report.

4976
06:06:58,000 --> 06:07:02,000
When new hardware enters the market, software companies have to make a tough one.

4977
06:07:02,000 --> 06:07:05,500
Will they write programs for it?

4978
06:07:05,500 --> 06:07:10,500
Stoneware, famous for DB Master, had to choose between the Amiga and the Atari ST.

4979
06:07:10,500 --> 06:07:12,500
They chose the Atari.

4980
06:07:12,500 --> 06:07:17,500
The truth is, our decision was not to develop the Amiga right away, in part,

4981
06:07:17,500 --> 06:07:26,500
because the Amiga, when you develop for it, it's very hard to use your development investment for other machines.

4982
06:07:26,500 --> 06:07:28,500
With the ST, it's much easier.

4983
06:07:28,500 --> 06:07:31,500
The success of Stoneware's filing program, which will be marketed for the ST,

4984
06:07:31,500 --> 06:07:37,000
will be marketed under the Atari soft label, of course, depends on the success of the Atari ST.

4985
06:07:37,000 --> 06:07:43,000
They're betting that the low-cost machine will sell, and the company's management will sell it.

4986
06:07:43,000 --> 06:07:47,000
And if you're out on the streets in a very competitive market in a tough business situation,

4987
06:07:47,000 --> 06:07:49,000
I'd probably bet on those guys.

4988
06:07:49,000 --> 06:07:51,000
I certainly wouldn't bet against them.

4989
06:07:51,000 --> 06:07:56,000
Stoneware realizes there are big risks, but the company is known as a risk-taker.

4990
06:07:56,000 --> 06:08:00,500
Stoneware wrote the first serious business software for the Apple and the Mac.

4991
06:08:00,500 --> 06:08:03,500
Now, nothing broke, but it did hit the console again, so...

4992
06:08:03,500 --> 06:08:04,500
...they've already shipped.

4993
06:08:04,500 --> 06:08:05,500
Our testimony...

4994
06:08:05,500 --> 06:08:07,500
...that they've made the right choice.

4995
06:08:07,500 --> 06:08:09,000
Last night it took...

4996
06:08:09,000 --> 06:08:10,000
Stoneware expects...

4997
06:08:10,000 --> 06:08:15,000
...there were a couple of first attempts of 200, and then after that it was just like turning on a tap.

4998
06:08:15,000 --> 06:08:16,000
It was...

4999
06:08:16,000 --> 06:08:18,000
...to make software for the Commodore Amiga, but...

5000
06:08:18,000 --> 06:08:19,000
...it was a lot easier.

5001
06:08:19,000 --> 06:08:21,000
...concentrate on more Atari ST products.

5002
06:08:21,000 --> 06:08:22,000
Any buzzin', thank you very much.

5003
06:08:22,000 --> 06:08:27,000
...getting in there first with low-priced software, for a low-priced machine, will pay off.

5004
06:08:27,000 --> 06:08:29,500
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Wendy Woods.

5005
06:08:29,500 --> 06:08:35,500
Tim, look at that.

5006
06:08:35,500 --> 06:08:37,500
A young Tim...

5007
06:08:37,500 --> 06:08:39,500
...Baron.

5008
06:08:39,500 --> 06:08:41,500
Tim Barron.

5009
06:08:41,500 --> 06:08:47,500
Joining us now is Lewis Moore, president of Home Computing Centres, a chain of retail computer stores,

5010
06:08:47,500 --> 06:08:52,500
and Tim Beharan, vice president for micro-computer research at Creative Strategies.

5011
06:08:52,500 --> 06:08:57,000
Lewis, I understand that you sell both the 520ST and the Commodore Amiga.

5012
06:08:57,000 --> 06:09:04,000
Now, we've seen a price that goes from $800 on up to $2,000, I think that's what Brian said, for configurations of the 520.

5013
06:09:04,000 --> 06:09:07,000
What is a comparable price, say, for an Amiga?

5014
06:09:07,000 --> 06:09:11,000
Well, the basic system for the Amiga is $1295.

5015
06:09:11,000 --> 06:09:12,000
You have to put a moniker on it.

5016
06:09:12,000 --> 06:09:13,000
Sorry about that.

5017
06:09:13,000 --> 06:09:16,000
And to take it up to $512K, with those two things, you're at $1985.

5018
06:09:16,000 --> 06:09:19,500
Now, what is the customer response in this?

5019
06:09:19,500 --> 06:09:23,000
Do they see this as two different computers because of the price range, or are they comparing them directly, or what?

5020
06:09:23,000 --> 06:09:29,000
Well, there's a lot of comparison, but we're also seeing people seeing them as two different systems.

5021
06:09:29,000 --> 06:09:31,000
I think they're both going to do fine.

5022
06:09:31,000 --> 06:09:34,000
Well, what do you hear from the consumers when they walk in and look at the two side-by-side?

5023
06:09:34,000 --> 06:09:36,000
You're one of the few dealers that has both of them in your store.

5024
06:09:36,000 --> 06:09:39,000
Well, we hear a range of comments.

5025
06:09:39,000 --> 06:09:47,500
One is that the Amiga has a lot more features, but it's not worth twice the price to most people.

5026
06:09:47,500 --> 06:09:49,500
We are also seeing...

5027
06:09:49,500 --> 06:09:51,500
Assume the Shiffey power poles for energy.

5028
06:09:51,500 --> 06:09:59,500
...intending to buy a less expensive system, or one that's comparably priced, like a Commodore 128, switching to the ST.

5029
06:09:59,500 --> 06:10:02,500
Tim, one of the questions people have is trying to define the market for these two machines.

5030
06:10:02,500 --> 06:10:04,500
I mean, is it a classic game machine?

5031
06:10:04,500 --> 06:10:05,500
Is it really a business computer?

5032
06:10:05,500 --> 06:10:07,500
Where do you see these machines being sold?

5033
06:10:07,500 --> 06:10:18,000
Well, in the Atari category, because of the Atari name and image in the past, it is looking more towards a home game entertainment market rather than a business crossover.

5034
06:10:18,000 --> 06:10:33,000
Whereas the Commodore, though Commodore has had a strong background in the same area, the Amiga, with its PC compatibility and the emulation as it does, has the possibility of crossing over both the home, high-end home specifically because of its price,

5035
06:10:33,000 --> 06:10:37,500
and possibly even getting that small, small business market that we're just beginning to see emerge.

5036
06:10:37,500 --> 06:10:40,000
Tim, you brought up the point of the IBM emulation.

5037
06:10:40,000 --> 06:10:41,000
Could you tell us a little bit about that?

5038
06:10:41,000 --> 06:10:54,000
Well, my understanding, and watching the demonstrations on it, is that it makes the 68000 chip believe it's an 8088, and it does its own emulation process in software.

5039
06:10:54,000 --> 06:10:57,000
Unfortunately, by doing it that way, it is very, very slow.

5040
06:10:57,000 --> 06:11:03,000
And it is our assumption that the best way, of course, to do that would be to go to a hardware interface, and perhaps someday--

5041
06:11:03,000 --> 06:11:04,000
Any buzz in there.

5042
06:11:04,000 --> 06:11:05,000
Thank you very much.

5043
06:11:05,000 --> 06:11:06,000
We'll do that as well.

5044
06:11:06,000 --> 06:11:07,000
Mm-hmm.

5045
06:11:07,000 --> 06:11:12,000
Lou, apart from the Amiga versus the ST, how are they positioned versus the other machines?

5046
06:11:12,000 --> 06:11:14,000
I mean, is Amiga really going up against Mac?

5047
06:11:14,000 --> 06:11:16,000
Is that how buyers are perceiving this?

5048
06:11:16,000 --> 06:11:18,000
Quite a bit, yeah.

5049
06:11:18,000 --> 06:11:27,000
And, but also, we're seeing new buyers, really, who haven't purchased computers before and are-- have been thinking about it and thinking about it.

5050
06:11:27,000 --> 06:11:30,000
And now that it's here, they're coming in to look.

5051
06:11:30,000 --> 06:11:31,000
There's a lot of interest.

5052
06:11:31,000 --> 06:11:32,000
There's a lot of press on the machine.

5053
06:11:32,000 --> 06:11:36,000
And so we get 20 or 30 calls a day on it.

5054
06:11:36,000 --> 06:11:38,000
We have waiting lists for it.

5055
06:11:38,000 --> 06:11:43,000
And it's gotten a great deal of attention from people who weren't in the market.

5056
06:11:43,000 --> 06:11:50,000
Now, what-- if you take a-- kind of characterize the consumer of a computer system like this, what is it they really want when they walk in the store?

5057
06:11:50,000 --> 06:11:53,000
They look at this and they say, "Well, we'd really like to have--"

5058
06:11:53,000 --> 06:12:00,000
Well, in the early life cycle of this product and the ST as well, you're getting mostly people right now who are enamored of the hardware.

5059
06:12:00,000 --> 06:12:01,000
Mm-hmm.

5060
06:12:01,000 --> 06:12:04,000
Because there's not much you can do with it as of today.

5061
06:12:04,000 --> 06:12:09,000
And then we're getting people who know the software that's coming out and are interested in it.

5062
06:12:09,000 --> 06:12:13,000
And the MS-DOS part is important to people, too.

5063
06:12:13,000 --> 06:12:15,000
Tim, we have just about a half a minute left.

5064
06:12:15,000 --> 06:12:16,000
What about the software?

5065
06:12:16,000 --> 06:12:18,000
Do you think it's going to be there for both these machines?

5066
06:12:18,000 --> 06:12:23,000
Well, our survey right now with the software dealers is that there's a wait-and-see attitude.

5067
06:12:23,000 --> 06:12:25,000
They're-- see that both machines have potential.

5068
06:12:25,000 --> 06:12:31,000
They are looking at both companies' financial positions, which have been somewhat rocky over the last year.

5069
06:12:31,000 --> 06:12:33,000
And they're waiting to see what will happen after the first of the year.

5070
06:12:33,000 --> 06:12:43,000
And if the channels begin to open up and they begin to see the distributors having a demand, the machines can be delivered on a timely basis, then the software guys will start following suit.

5071
06:12:43,000 --> 06:12:45,000
But it's still a wait-and-see game from that standpoint.

5072
06:12:45,000 --> 06:12:46,000
Gentlemen, thank you very much.

5073
06:12:46,000 --> 06:12:48,000
Well, we've seen two very impressive machines today.

5074
06:12:48,000 --> 06:12:51,000
Of course, the question is, will they make it in the marketplace?

5075
06:12:51,000 --> 06:12:54,000
And we asked our commentator, George Morrow, for his thoughts.

5076
06:12:55,000 --> 06:12:58,000
Will either or both of these innovative machines be successful?

5077
06:12:58,000 --> 06:13:03,000
Well, the Mindset Computer was also innovative and had excellent graphics, but fell flat in its face.

5078
06:13:03,000 --> 06:13:08,000
However, these machines are linked with one of the magic names in this business, Jack Tramiel.

5079
06:13:08,000 --> 06:13:11,000
He started Commodore and salvaged Atari.

5080
06:13:11,000 --> 06:13:17,000
The mention of Tramiel stirs strong emotions within the industry and his power in the marketplace is legion.

5081
06:13:17,000 --> 06:13:20,000
He is second only to IBM in the ability to-

5082
06:13:20,000 --> 06:13:26,000
I'm happy for Francis, for the Rombons for Francis, but it literally derails the stream.

5083
06:13:27,000 --> 06:13:29,000
Whose stream is it, man?

5084
06:13:35,000 --> 06:13:36,000
Is it yours?

5085
06:13:40,000 --> 06:13:43,000
I have to fucking pay my respects to this- this- this-

5086
06:13:43,000 --> 06:13:44,000
Tom Bolo away, like, you know.

5087
06:13:44,000 --> 06:13:46,000
No one's asking you to watch.

5088
06:13:46,000 --> 06:13:52,000
...developers is expanding rapidly enough to support even one more operating system, let alone two.

5089
06:13:52,000 --> 06:13:55,000
That's how I see it. I'm George Morrow.

5090
06:13:55,000 --> 06:14:12,000
In the Random Access File this week, an encouraging report, if you're a consumer, that software prices are going to fall.

5091
06:14:12,000 --> 06:14:18,000
Several industry executives and analysts are predicting price cuts for all kinds of software, from games to business packages.

5092
06:14:18,000 --> 06:14:27,000
DataQuest report says there are now 27,000 software programs on the market, with a new product being introduced every 11 minutes.

5093
06:14:27,000 --> 06:14:32,000
One New York analyst predicted that software prices could fall by as much as 50% by next year.

5094
06:14:33,000 --> 06:14:41,000
A company called Cozen Systems of Connecticut has introduced a new product called SoftStrip, which includes data or programming information on ordinary paper.

5095
06:14:41,000 --> 06:14:42,000
Fuck.

5096
06:14:42,000 --> 06:14:45,000
These strips can then be read by a scanner directly into a computer.

5097
06:14:45,000 --> 06:14:48,000
Cozen says 17 magazines and text publishers will-

5098
06:14:48,000 --> 06:14:49,000
A lot of pressure.

5099
06:14:49,000 --> 06:14:49,560
A lot of pressure.

5100
06:14:49,560 --> 06:14:49,560
A lot of pressure.

5101
06:14:49,780 --> 06:14:51,300
Including the soft strips in their publications.

5102
06:14:51,300 --> 06:14:52,220
How long is a lot of pressure?

5103
06:14:52,400 --> 06:14:57,140
You can just slip the page into a scanner and enter the data or program directly into your computer.

5104
06:14:57,960 --> 06:15:01,200
Desktop publishing was one of the hot topics at the recent Comdex show.

5105
06:15:01,340 --> 06:15:05,340
Some vendors were showing complete personal publishing systems for under $10,000.

5106
06:15:05,700 --> 06:15:08,640
And there were also new laser printers for under $2,000.

5107
06:15:09,220 --> 06:15:12,640
And you know PC publishing must be hot when in today's climate,

5108
06:15:13,020 --> 06:15:15,600
two new magazines have just been introduced on the subject,

5109
06:15:15,980 --> 06:15:18,240
desktop publishing and personal publishing.

5110
06:15:18,240 --> 06:15:22,260
Time now for this week's software pick, and here's our reviewer, Paul Schindler.

5111
06:15:23,120 --> 06:15:27,340
When I was a kid, if you wanted to buy and sell things, you did it on a Monopoly board.

5112
06:15:27,760 --> 06:15:29,440
We used to play for days on end.

5113
06:15:29,860 --> 06:15:32,820
Eventually, it got a little dull because you always knew the prices,

5114
06:15:32,980 --> 06:15:35,920
and eventually you got to know Community Chest and Chance pretty well, too.

5115
06:15:36,420 --> 06:15:38,780
Well, since greed is such a fundamental human emotion,

5116
06:15:39,020 --> 06:15:43,080
it was only a matter of time before a trading game came to the world of personal computing.

5117
06:15:43,440 --> 06:15:43,960
It's here.

5118
06:15:44,240 --> 06:15:46,540
Its name is Wizard of Wall Street.

5119
06:15:46,960 --> 06:15:49,440
This program has a great opening screen.

5120
06:15:49,840 --> 06:15:53,200
You begin each month of trading with research and a review of your net worth.

5121
06:15:53,600 --> 06:15:57,840
It's interesting that new research costs money, but old research reports are free.

5122
06:15:58,260 --> 06:16:03,160
You can buy and sell, or, for the esoteric, there are puts, calls, and options.

5123
06:16:03,560 --> 06:16:06,640
This is a real-time game with a news ticker and a stock ticker.

5124
06:16:06,840 --> 06:16:12,120
If you don't execute your trade fast enough, prices change and you make or lose money pretty fast.

5125
06:16:12,120 --> 06:16:16,640
If you panic, you can freeze the trading day to give yourself time to think about things.

5126
06:16:17,080 --> 06:16:22,620
Wizard of Wall Street was written by Multisoft of San Rafael, California, and is distributed by Synapse Software.

5127
06:16:23,000 --> 06:16:25,440
The program offers a lot of fun for $45.

5128
06:16:26,000 --> 06:16:28,320
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler.

5129
06:16:28,860 --> 06:16:33,380
The Japanese company, Ricoh, has introduced a fascinating new product called the Writeboard.

5130
06:16:33,640 --> 06:16:36,120
It's an electronic blackboard, which is actually white,

5131
06:16:36,380 --> 06:16:40,580
that automatically captures whatever is written on the board and saves it in a computer.

5132
06:16:40,980 --> 06:16:41,740
You can then display.

5133
06:16:41,740 --> 06:17:11,720
Thank you.

5134
06:17:11,720 --> 06:17:41,700
Thank you.

5135
06:17:41,700 --> 06:17:43,700
Thank you.

5136
06:17:43,700 --> 06:17:45,600
And the Amiga from Commodore.

5137
06:17:46,020 --> 06:17:48,240
What can they do and which one may be right for you?

5138
06:17:48,320 --> 06:17:55,600
We'll help you find out today as we take a look at two new computers with a lot of power for the price on this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

5139
06:17:57,820 --> 06:17:58,320
Okay.

5140
06:18:03,200 --> 06:18:06,360
You're getting mostly people right now who are enamoured of the hardware.

5141
06:18:08,280 --> 06:18:09,100
It's here.

5142
06:18:09,420 --> 06:18:11,660
Its name is Wizard of Wall Street.

5143
06:18:12,440 --> 06:18:14,580
This program has a great opening screen.

5144
06:18:14,980 --> 06:18:17,980
You begin each month of trading with research and a review of your network.

5145
06:18:17,980 --> 06:18:21,180
I know I've taken a heavy hit to the confidence there.

5146
06:18:21,240 --> 06:18:22,980
But old research reports are free.

5147
06:18:23,480 --> 06:18:25,400
You can buy and sell or...

5148
06:18:25,400 --> 06:18:28,400
But I feel as though at the right moment I can be in the right...

5149
06:18:28,400 --> 06:18:30,320
I can be in the zone and I can just do it.

5150
06:18:30,740 --> 06:18:32,120
But I think it just...

5151
06:18:32,120 --> 06:18:37,240
If you don't execute your trade fast enough, prices change and you make or lose money pretty fast.

5152
06:18:37,500 --> 06:18:41,740
If you panic, you can freeze the trading day to give yourself time to think about things.

5153
06:18:42,200 --> 06:18:47,720
Wizard of Wall Street was written by Multisoft of San Rafael, California and is distributed by Synapse Software.

5154
06:18:48,180 --> 06:18:50,560
The program offers a lot of fun for $45.

5155
06:18:51,180 --> 06:18:53,440
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler.

5156
06:18:54,020 --> 06:18:58,500
The Japanese company Ricoh has introduced a fascinating new product called the Writeboard.

5157
06:18:58,760 --> 06:19:05,680
It's an electronic blackboard, it's actually white, that automatically captures whatever is written on the board and saves it in a computer.

5158
06:19:06,100 --> 06:19:13,660
You can then display the blackboard's contents on CRTs at other locations or get hard copy printouts to keep a record of what was on the board.

5159
06:19:14,040 --> 06:19:16,960
The Ricoh Writeboard can handle graphics as well as text.

5160
06:19:17,480 --> 06:19:24,600
In our legislative update file, the United States, Japan and Canada have agreed to eliminate most tariffs on computer parts and peripherals.

5161
06:19:24,980 --> 06:19:33,520
The American trade representative to the negotiations said the agreement would lower costs in the US and save the industry about $172 million a year.

5162
06:19:34,460 --> 06:19:40,320
A major computer problem at the Bank of New York last week held up the delivery of $25 billion in government security...

5163
06:19:40,320 --> 06:19:42,840
Yeah, I mean, I'm just going to let it... I'm going to keep doing my own thing.

5164
06:19:43,020 --> 06:19:45,160
I'm just going to keep doing my own thing here.

5165
06:19:45,160 --> 06:19:50,280
I will just say goodnight now to anyone who's watching and say thanks for watching.

5166
06:19:50,760 --> 06:19:52,000
But I'm going to keep going anyway.

5167
06:19:55,360 --> 06:19:56,160
Because like...

5168
06:19:58,660 --> 06:20:01,240
After you were saying there, OSW does derail the stream.

5169
06:20:01,400 --> 06:20:02,480
But I mean...

5170
06:20:02,480 --> 06:20:08,520
If I've ended the stream in spirit, which I have, I've ended the stream now, okay?

5171
06:20:08,700 --> 06:20:10,160
This is my own time.

5172
06:20:11,360 --> 06:20:13,900
And I've compartmentalised away the stream.

5173
06:20:15,100 --> 06:20:18,000
I'm just going to do this now, and that's that.

5174
06:20:18,320 --> 06:20:18,900
So, uh...

5175
06:20:18,900 --> 06:20:22,460
Goodnight anyway, but I'm just going to keep on at it.

5176
06:20:22,540 --> 06:20:27,300
The mechanic simply plugs your computer into his computer, and the car's systems report out...

5177
06:20:27,300 --> 06:20:33,060
I didn't mean to come across as rude or anything like that, saying, you know, don't watch if you don't want to.

5178
06:20:33,700 --> 06:20:34,140
But, uh...

5179
06:20:34,140 --> 06:20:40,080
I really want to... I want to do it.

5180
06:20:40,200 --> 06:20:42,820
Like, you know, I don't mind doing it.

5181
06:20:42,900 --> 06:20:44,140
It's just...

5182
06:20:44,140 --> 06:20:47,460
People then might be saying this is shit.

5183
06:20:47,540 --> 06:20:48,300
Don't do it.

5184
06:20:48,560 --> 06:20:50,420
Or do something else that's more...

5185
06:20:50,420 --> 06:20:50,900
That's better.

5186
06:20:51,920 --> 06:20:52,320
Uh...

5187
06:20:52,320 --> 06:20:55,960
Well, that'll be on the next stream.

5188
06:20:56,000 --> 06:20:57,860
I'll try and do something different on the next stream.

5189
06:20:58,620 --> 06:20:58,960
But...

5190
06:20:58,960 --> 06:20:59,640
And even...

5191
06:20:59,640 --> 06:21:00,880
Thanks very much for the tip, Omar.

5192
06:21:01,120 --> 06:21:04,700
Even the Tombola Way tip to say, don't bother doing any of this.

5193
06:21:05,320 --> 06:21:06,540
But it feels good...

5194
06:21:07,980 --> 06:21:09,920
To put something...

5195
06:21:09,920 --> 06:21:11,540
To reciprocate that.

5196
06:21:12,180 --> 06:21:13,420
Even though...

5197
06:21:13,420 --> 06:21:14,180
That's probably not...

5198
06:21:14,180 --> 06:21:16,080
That's not even what anyone wants to see.

5199
06:21:16,920 --> 06:21:18,460
But it's what I want to do.

5200
06:21:18,940 --> 06:21:19,240
Do you know?

5201
06:21:21,420 --> 06:21:23,320
I mean, I could just end the stream and do it myself.

5202
06:21:23,440 --> 06:21:24,380
But then...

5203
06:21:24,380 --> 06:21:25,820
If it happens, no one...

5204
06:21:25,820 --> 06:21:27,060
It's never going to be...

5205
06:21:27,060 --> 06:21:28,080
No one would believe me.

5206
06:21:28,580 --> 06:21:28,860
Do you know?

5207
06:21:30,400 --> 06:21:31,540
No one would believe me.

5208
06:21:31,540 --> 06:21:32,540
Okay.

5209
06:21:32,540 --> 06:21:33,540
Okay.

5210
06:21:33,540 --> 06:21:34,540
Okay.

5211
06:21:34,540 --> 06:21:36,540
Okay.

5212
06:21:36,540 --> 06:21:37,540
Okay.

5213
06:21:37,540 --> 06:21:38,540
Okay.

5214
06:21:38,540 --> 06:21:39,540
Okay.

5215
06:21:39,540 --> 06:21:40,540
Okay.

5216
06:21:40,540 --> 06:21:41,540
Okay.

5217
06:21:41,540 --> 06:21:42,540
Okay.

5218
06:21:42,540 --> 06:21:43,540
Okay.

5219
06:21:43,540 --> 06:21:44,540
Okay.

5220
06:21:44,540 --> 06:21:45,540
Okay.

5221
06:21:45,540 --> 06:21:46,540
Okay.

5222
06:21:46,540 --> 06:21:47,540
Okay.

5223
06:21:47,540 --> 06:21:48,540
Okay.

5224
06:21:48,540 --> 06:21:49,540
Okay.

5225
06:21:49,540 --> 06:21:50,540
Okay.

5226
06:21:50,540 --> 06:21:51,540
Okay.

5227
06:21:51,540 --> 06:21:52,540
Okay.

5228
06:21:53,540 --> 06:21:54,540
Okay.

5229
06:21:54,540 --> 06:21:55,540
Okay.

5230
06:21:55,540 --> 06:21:56,540
Okay.

5231
06:21:56,540 --> 06:22:26,520
Thank you.

5232
06:22:26,520 --> 06:22:27,700
Thanks a lot.

5233
06:22:27,700 --> 06:22:30,540
These are classic episodes.

5234
06:22:31,200 --> 06:22:33,000
I remember watching this two years ago.

5235
06:22:35,860 --> 06:22:37,900
It's the holiday buyer's guide.

5236
06:22:39,000 --> 06:22:46,700
So I'm hoping that that is a reasonable enough backdrop, you know, and you could probably just fucking chill out if you are still, if anyone is still sticking around.

5237
06:22:47,340 --> 06:22:49,240
It's a decent enough backdrop.

5238
06:22:50,380 --> 06:22:54,080
But as for me, thank you very much for watching.

5239
06:22:54,420 --> 06:22:57,080
And look, I will see you on the next one.

5240
06:22:57,540 --> 06:22:58,780
And all the best.

5241
06:23:00,860 --> 06:23:02,160
I mean, I'm not going anywhere.

5242
06:23:02,200 --> 06:23:03,060
I'm still going to be here.

5243
06:23:03,160 --> 06:23:09,200
But in terms of trying to do something that's not keeping up, that's not going to happen.

5244
06:23:09,200 --> 06:23:12,860
Not so easy, especially if you're trying to find a gift for a computer nut.

5245
06:23:13,220 --> 06:23:21,760
Well, today we'll take a look at some great Christmas gift ideas for the computer user on your shopping list on this special holiday edition of the Computer Chronicles.

5246
06:23:36,800 --> 06:23:44,280
The Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by the Software Publishers Association, which reminds you it's a federal offense to copy software.

5247
06:23:44,780 --> 06:23:47,680
The SBA provides information on how to stay software legal.

5248
06:23:48,180 --> 06:23:53,020
Funding is also provided by PC Connection and Mac Connection and by Byte Magazine and Bix.

5249
06:23:58,140 --> 06:23:59,740
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

5250
06:23:59,800 --> 06:24:00,760
I'm Stuart Chiffey.

5251
06:24:00,840 --> 06:24:02,360
And with me this week is Paul Schindler.

5252
06:24:02,780 --> 06:24:05,220
Paul, it's Christmas time, as I can see by your outfit.

5253
06:24:05,560 --> 06:24:07,860
Christmas time, parents think about what to get for the children, of course.

5254
06:24:07,920 --> 06:24:09,900
And one thing you might think about is an encyclopedia.

5255
06:24:10,020 --> 06:24:14,480
And the old-fashioned version, 26 volumes that take up a whole bookcase, isn't the way you do it in the computer era.

5256
06:24:14,560 --> 06:24:18,660
What I have up here is the new Compton's Electronic Encyclopedia on CD-ROM.

5257
06:24:18,960 --> 06:24:22,800
What's great about it is not only in a CD-ROM, but it's meant for a seven-year-old child.

5258
06:24:23,200 --> 06:24:26,380
So even if you don't know how to use the encyclopedia, just ask it a question.

5259
06:24:26,660 --> 06:24:29,400
For instance, I put on a question, is St. Nicholas the same as Santa Claus?

5260
06:24:29,580 --> 06:24:31,380
Because I couldn't find St. Nick in the encyclopedia.

5261
06:24:31,680 --> 06:24:35,640
It automatically tells me, suggests an article I should look up, which is the article on Santa Claus.

5262
06:24:35,960 --> 06:24:39,260
I simply click on it, and lo and behold, there is the article on Santa Claus.

5263
06:24:39,320 --> 06:24:41,140
It says, of course, it's the same thing as St. Nicholas.

5264
06:24:41,540 --> 06:24:44,340
I can click through the three pages of this particular article.

5265
06:24:44,480 --> 06:24:48,460
When I get to the end, it says, by the way, there's a cross-reference article over here called Christmas.

5266
06:24:48,600 --> 06:24:52,460
And I can just click on that cross-reference icon, and boom, there's the other article.

5267
06:24:52,820 --> 06:24:58,540
And if I just page through one or two pages of this article, I can see there's actually a photo.

5268
06:24:58,700 --> 06:24:59,440
It shows me an icon.

5269
06:24:59,580 --> 06:25:00,980
It is a photo that goes with the article.

5270
06:25:00,980 --> 06:25:05,180
I click on the icon, and it pulls up a color photo that comes with that story.

5271
06:25:05,260 --> 06:25:07,900
It's a really neat way for a kid to get to learn and play with the encyclopedia.

5272
06:25:08,560 --> 06:25:12,920
I want to ask you, is a seven-year-old child too young to buy a computer for at Christmas time?

5273
06:25:13,300 --> 06:25:14,120
Absolutely not.

5274
06:25:14,320 --> 06:25:20,500
As a matter of fact, I have a six-year-old and a nine-year-old, and they both started using computers when they were five.

5275
06:25:20,680 --> 06:25:21,980
The key is not the hardware.

5276
06:25:22,120 --> 06:25:23,040
It's really the software.

5277
06:25:23,280 --> 06:25:27,900
There's a lot of good educational and game software for both the PC and the Macintosh.

5278
06:25:28,700 --> 06:25:31,320
Personally, I think they don't need their own.

5279
06:25:31,420 --> 06:25:33,280
If you have one at home already, they can share it.

5280
06:25:33,500 --> 06:25:36,400
I don't think they need their own until maybe they're 11 or 12 years old.

5281
06:25:36,580 --> 06:25:41,220
But with the prices the way they are these days, for $750, you can get a fully functional PC.

5282
06:25:41,800 --> 06:25:43,340
It's expensive, but I think it's worth it.

5283
06:25:43,660 --> 06:25:49,620
Okay, Paul, today we're going to look at a lot of neat computer presents, both hardware and software, for children of all ages, as they say.

5284
06:25:50,000 --> 06:25:55,660
Now, one of the troubles with gadgets that you buy for Christmas is some of them may end up buried in a closet at the end of one week.

5285
06:25:55,660 --> 06:25:59,740
But the good news is that the best of those end up in the Museum of American Heritage.

5286
06:25:59,880 --> 06:26:02,780
It's a kind of old-age home for antiquated technology.

5287
06:26:03,160 --> 06:26:06,500
And we begin with a visit to the museum in Palo Alto, California.

5288
06:26:11,580 --> 06:26:17,880
The Museum of American Heritage is a world far removed from that of microprocessors and floppy disks.

5289
06:26:18,340 --> 06:26:24,660
Operating systems here are still of the manual variety, and memory is not measured in bytes, but in time.

5290
06:26:25,220 --> 06:26:33,560
This California museum specializes in machines from the Industrial Revolution, machines that, in their own time, were nonetheless considered revolutionary.

5291
06:26:34,220 --> 06:26:39,420
Among the museum's prized possessions is this knitting machine dating from the late 1800s.

5292
06:26:39,920 --> 06:26:42,780
Small-scale entrepreneurs could buy it for just $25.

5293
06:26:43,420 --> 06:26:49,720
The museum's curator says the exhibit shows us what life was like before the advent of electronics and computers.

5294
06:26:50,100 --> 06:26:57,120
The intent of it is to show what went on before, as far back as we can go.

5295
06:26:57,120 --> 06:27:05,100
That is, we know that a computer is today, but what happened in the last 50 or 100 years to lead up to the computer?

5296
06:27:06,100 --> 06:27:07,260
It didn't just happen.

5297
06:27:07,380 --> 06:27:10,420
The computer didn't just happen to flash into place.

5298
06:27:10,820 --> 06:27:14,460
But not all of the items on display were technological successes.

5299
06:27:15,000 --> 06:27:21,780
There are some prominent losers, like the Mignon, originally billed as an easy-to-use alternative to early typewriters.

5300
06:27:22,120 --> 06:27:28,240
The operator used a pointer to choose each letter, and then pushed a lever to print one letter at a time.

5301
06:27:28,960 --> 06:27:36,560
But despite the occasional inventive flop, Livermore says that the museum's visitors leave with a better appreciation of today's technology.

5302
06:27:36,900 --> 06:27:38,060
That's what we're trying to do.

5303
06:27:38,600 --> 06:27:42,520
So making it so that people don't forget, or can't forget.

5304
06:27:42,620 --> 06:27:46,960
They can come here and remind themselves of how things work.

5305
06:27:47,600 --> 06:27:50,360
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Maria Gabriel.

5306
06:27:50,360 --> 06:28:07,340
We're happy to have Jan Lewis joining us for this special holiday show.

5307
06:28:07,420 --> 06:28:12,660
And during this first segment, when we're looking at PC computer products, we have Chris Barr, West Coast editor with DC Magazine.

5308
06:28:12,820 --> 06:28:13,640
And Chris, maybe you can begin.

5309
06:28:14,200 --> 06:28:14,520
Absolutely.

5310
06:28:14,700 --> 06:28:18,860
I have two software packages here that are timed perfectly for the Christmas buyer.

5311
06:28:18,860 --> 06:28:21,300
The first is the latest version of TurboTax.

5312
06:28:21,360 --> 06:28:22,240
This is version 8.

5313
06:28:22,760 --> 06:28:24,280
And this has a lot of new features.

5314
06:28:24,700 --> 06:28:28,940
One of them is an automatic tax, an audit flagging feature.

5315
06:28:29,380 --> 06:28:35,240
And it has a hyper type of help facility that can just pull you right through, and anybody can use it.

5316
06:28:35,480 --> 06:28:39,200
You never need to go to the post office and stand in line for forms anymore, because they're all in here.

5317
06:28:39,540 --> 06:28:43,480
And it also has, you can also purchase separately, 44 different state versions.

5318
06:28:43,700 --> 06:28:46,680
This list for $75, and the state versions are $40.

5319
06:28:47,200 --> 06:28:49,340
And this year, new this year also is a Mac version.

5320
06:28:49,460 --> 06:28:49,940
Uh-huh, great.

5321
06:28:49,940 --> 06:28:50,700
Okay, for $89.

5322
06:28:51,860 --> 06:28:53,820
Okay, also, right, I have Quicken.

5323
06:28:54,080 --> 06:28:55,380
This is the latest version of Quicken.

5324
06:28:55,460 --> 06:28:56,460
This is 4.0.

5325
06:28:56,920 --> 06:28:58,440
And Quicken, well, let me just show you.

5326
06:28:58,560 --> 06:28:58,740
Okay.

5327
06:28:59,360 --> 06:29:03,780
Quicken is known for its check writing ability.

5328
06:29:03,980 --> 06:29:10,240
You can write checks, and you can print them out on your laser printer, your dot matrix, or through a check writing service.

5329
06:29:10,600 --> 06:29:14,700
But they have a new feature here, which is a way to track your investments.

5330
06:29:14,940 --> 06:29:16,760
This is similar to managing your money.

5331
06:29:17,360 --> 06:29:21,980
For instance, right here, we've put in a number of stocks that we're tracking here, IBM, Borland, etc.

5332
06:29:22,200 --> 06:29:24,980
And if we want to add a new stock, we just go right here.

5333
06:29:25,840 --> 06:29:27,960
We just do shares in.

5334
06:29:28,080 --> 06:29:28,560
We add it.

5335
06:29:28,920 --> 06:29:30,980
And let's say we're going to add Microsoft here.

5336
06:29:32,040 --> 06:29:34,780
So we just add Microsoft, put in what we paid for it.

5337
06:29:35,100 --> 06:29:36,420
We didn't pay that much.

5338
06:29:37,380 --> 06:29:40,860
And we put in that we bought 100, and it tracks it for us right here.

5339
06:29:41,480 --> 06:29:47,940
And then as these things change, you can go up and you can update your prices and keep your portfolio up to date.

5340
06:29:48,060 --> 06:29:52,960
Go in from time to time, and you can get a full viewing of your net worth and of your assets.

5341
06:29:53,580 --> 06:29:55,040
And percent gain and loss, I see.

5342
06:29:55,040 --> 06:29:56,020
Percent gain and loss, right.

5343
06:29:56,260 --> 06:29:57,860
And this is brand new.

5344
06:29:57,940 --> 06:30:01,020
It lists for $59, and it's available now.

5345
06:30:01,160 --> 06:30:01,400
Okay.

5346
06:30:01,800 --> 06:30:02,620
Janet, it's your turn.

5347
06:30:02,720 --> 06:30:04,560
You've got lots of boxes in front of you there.

5348
06:30:04,560 --> 06:30:09,160
Bunches of goodies here, all different types of things that we need good Christmas presents.

5349
06:30:09,160 --> 06:30:09,260
Yeah.

5350
06:30:09,520 --> 06:30:12,960
Start with this called Expand, which is just a little half-stop board.

5351
06:30:13,220 --> 06:30:18,920
And what this does basically is it gets as much as three times the amount of storage on your disk.

5352
06:30:18,980 --> 06:30:22,780
And the way it does it basically is it compresses the files, but it does it on the fly.

5353
06:30:22,860 --> 06:30:23,740
It's transparent to you.

5354
06:30:23,820 --> 06:30:26,680
It compresses it when it writes and reads, and you don't even know it.

5355
06:30:27,180 --> 06:30:30,340
Real nice little package, and it lists for $199.

5356
06:30:30,340 --> 06:30:30,840
Okay.

5357
06:30:30,840 --> 06:30:35,380
We also have RAMPAC, which is two products that were bestsellers on their own.

5358
06:30:35,660 --> 06:30:40,180
Pop Drop Plus, which lets you manage RAM resident utilities in expanded memory and things like that.

5359
06:30:40,300 --> 06:30:46,740
And then Above Disc, which lets you use your disk as expanded memory, saving you the money of going out and getting expanded memory.

5360
06:30:46,980 --> 06:30:47,680
Nice little package.

5361
06:30:47,920 --> 06:30:49,540
Together, they're listing for $139.

5362
06:30:49,540 --> 06:30:55,480
After Dark has been a best-selling screensaver in Macintosh.

5363
06:30:55,940 --> 06:30:57,240
And now they have it for the PC.

5364
06:30:57,340 --> 06:30:58,020
It's wonderful.

5365
06:30:58,180 --> 06:30:59,260
I think people will love getting it.

5366
06:30:59,700 --> 06:31:01,820
Something I use quite a bit is Grammatic 4.

5367
06:31:01,940 --> 06:31:02,700
It's for MS-Dots.

5368
06:31:02,760 --> 06:31:03,360
It's for Windows.

5369
06:31:03,860 --> 06:31:09,220
And it really analyzes your writing style, points out various things that maybe could be improved or couldn't.

5370
06:31:09,220 --> 06:31:10,760
A good gift for kids, too, aren't they?

5371
06:31:10,820 --> 06:31:13,920
I think for anybody who's doing writing, letters, homework, anything just about.

5372
06:31:14,540 --> 06:31:18,740
Percent Edge lets you do all sorts of amortization, mortgage calculations.

5373
06:31:19,120 --> 06:31:25,100
We'll let you take your portfolio that Chris just showed us and see what kind of interest rate you really earned on your appreciation.

5374
06:31:26,160 --> 06:31:28,740
Also, Computer Industry Almanac, big book.

5375
06:31:28,860 --> 06:31:30,560
The 1990 version is out.

5376
06:31:30,900 --> 06:31:33,740
And it has just about everything you'd ever want to know about the computer industry.

5377
06:31:34,400 --> 06:31:37,200
And last but definitely not least is Lotus Magellan.

5378
06:31:37,440 --> 06:31:38,260
And you're going to show us a little bit.

5379
06:31:38,260 --> 06:31:39,000
I'm going to show you that.

5380
06:31:39,180 --> 06:31:39,280
Yeah.

5381
06:31:39,460 --> 06:31:42,860
This is something that, you know, once you use it, you'd never use MS-Dots without it.

5382
06:31:42,860 --> 06:31:50,980
And basically, the kind of file management capabilities that you have with this are extremely pleasant.

5383
06:31:51,360 --> 06:31:52,980
Here we have each of the drives.

5384
06:31:53,100 --> 06:31:53,840
We have four drives here.

5385
06:31:53,880 --> 06:31:55,340
We're going to be looking at the C drive.

5386
06:31:55,600 --> 06:31:59,100
And what you see on the right-hand side is everything that you would see in a DIR listing.

5387
06:31:59,180 --> 06:31:59,360
Right.

5388
06:31:59,480 --> 06:32:06,580
But what you can do is just with the cursor keys, you can go over here and now have access to each one of these individual items.

5389
06:32:06,700 --> 06:32:09,080
Now, the directories are going to show you other things.

5390
06:32:09,200 --> 06:32:09,860
Can you look at the files?

5391
06:32:10,180 --> 06:32:10,980
You can look at the files, too.

5392
06:32:11,040 --> 06:32:12,460
Let's just say you can also find things.

5393
06:32:12,520 --> 06:32:14,100
Let's say I want to find Jam.

5394
06:32:14,300 --> 06:32:15,640
So it showed me two files.

5395
06:32:16,060 --> 06:32:18,160
I'm going to go up in this directory and look at this one.

5396
06:32:18,480 --> 06:32:19,580
I can actually go in here.

5397
06:32:19,840 --> 06:32:22,320
Normally, to look at all these files, I have to have the applications.

5398
06:32:22,480 --> 06:32:23,240
I have to open them.

5399
06:32:23,420 --> 06:32:24,300
Don't have to do that.

5400
06:32:24,380 --> 06:32:25,000
You can do that from Magellan.

5401
06:32:25,000 --> 06:32:25,580
Each one of these.

5402
06:32:25,800 --> 06:32:30,820
And in fact, if some of these things are not even ASCII files, you can still see them.

5403
06:32:30,920 --> 06:32:31,660
In their native mode.

5404
06:32:31,900 --> 06:32:32,240
Exactly.

5405
06:32:32,560 --> 06:32:33,660
Is it hard to use Magellan?

5406
06:32:33,860 --> 06:32:34,440
Not at all.

5407
06:32:34,960 --> 06:32:35,860
Just take a look at this.

5408
06:32:35,860 --> 06:32:39,520
You can do things like, again, you're just using really function keys and the cursor keys.

5409
06:32:39,580 --> 06:32:44,700
Let's say that you wanted to only look at throughout your entire C drive, you only want to look at program files, let's say.

5410
06:32:44,700 --> 06:32:45,160
Got it.

5411
06:32:45,160 --> 06:32:50,340
It's also been accused of having an extensive setup situation.

5412
06:32:51,280 --> 06:32:51,940
It is not.

5413
06:32:52,000 --> 06:32:52,840
It's not that hard at all.

5414
06:32:52,840 --> 06:32:53,340
There they are.

5415
06:32:53,420 --> 06:32:54,140
All your program files.

5416
06:32:54,240 --> 06:32:57,740
All the comms and the XEs and they come from different directories and they're all there.

5417
06:32:57,900 --> 06:32:58,100
Okay.

5418
06:32:58,180 --> 06:32:59,880
Jen, I need you to give Paul a shot here.

5419
06:32:59,880 --> 06:32:59,960
Already?

5420
06:33:00,220 --> 06:33:02,540
And while you're handing the keyboard over, what's the cost for Magellan?

5421
06:33:03,820 --> 06:33:06,680
Magellan is $139.

5422
06:33:06,920 --> 06:33:07,140
Uh-huh.

5423
06:33:07,220 --> 06:33:07,600
Not bad.

5424
06:33:07,920 --> 06:33:09,180
All right, Paul, you've got a bunch of boxes.

5425
06:33:09,360 --> 06:33:14,160
I sure do, starting with, you know, I guess it's trite to pull a pocket computer out of your pocket.

5426
06:33:14,360 --> 06:33:14,840
But you did it.

5427
06:33:14,920 --> 06:33:15,520
But I did it.

5428
06:33:15,640 --> 06:33:19,180
This is 1995 from Pocket Computer Corporation.

5429
06:33:19,460 --> 06:33:20,880
Been talking about it for a long time.

5430
06:33:20,880 --> 06:33:25,260
It's actually available on the market this Christmas and they have vastly improved the keyboard.

5431
06:33:25,260 --> 06:33:29,920
I have been quoted accurately in public as saying that this keyboard was not very usable.

5432
06:33:30,300 --> 06:33:31,240
It is now usable.

5433
06:33:31,520 --> 06:33:32,380
It's real and it's better.

5434
06:33:32,440 --> 06:33:33,360
It's real, it's better.

5435
06:33:33,480 --> 06:33:35,920
It's 1995 and it's expensive but interesting.

5436
06:33:36,880 --> 06:33:38,680
I have a similar product to Jen's.

5437
06:33:38,740 --> 06:33:41,020
This is called Stacker for $229.

5438
06:33:41,480 --> 06:33:46,300
It doesn't look like a disk drive, but it can double the capacity of your disk drive by compressing files.

5439
06:33:46,680 --> 06:33:49,160
That's from Stack Electronics in Carlsbad, California.

5440
06:33:50,120 --> 06:33:51,080
I like this.

5441
06:33:51,080 --> 06:33:52,740
This is called the Fax-O-Matic.

5442
06:33:53,160 --> 06:34:02,080
Not exactly like the VEG-O-Matic, but it receives faxes and prints them out on your printer so that you don't need a separate fax if all you're doing is receiving.

5443
06:34:02,520 --> 06:34:06,900
It's kind of hefty, $400 from Tall Tree Systems in Palo Alto, California.

5444
06:34:07,520 --> 06:34:15,860
But it, by the way, and all the other things I'm showing this year, I picked out with the help of my colleague Richard Dalton, who also helps me do the software reviews on the Computer Chronicles.

5445
06:34:16,240 --> 06:34:19,480
The HP LaserJet 2P, $800 this Christmas season.

5446
06:34:19,640 --> 06:34:25,220
And if you buy it before the end of the year, they'll throw in a free paper cartridge that's normally $125.

5447
06:34:25,740 --> 06:34:26,520
Absolutely great.

5448
06:34:26,940 --> 06:34:30,480
Finally, the Microsoft Entertainment Pack for Windows.

5449
06:34:30,900 --> 06:34:32,180
I heartily recommend it.

5450
06:34:32,220 --> 06:34:33,640
Everybody needs to play now and then.

5451
06:34:33,680 --> 06:34:39,340
And in the Windows environment, you can just bring it up, play, and then hide it quickly when the boss comes in, a la the Mac environment.

5452
06:34:39,860 --> 06:34:51,940
Lots of different things on here, including a cute little screen saver with your choice of on-screen environments.

5453
06:34:52,780 --> 06:34:55,480
And that's my suggestion.

5454
06:34:55,580 --> 06:34:56,420
It also has Tetris.

5455
06:34:56,540 --> 06:34:57,300
It has Solitaire.

5456
06:34:57,760 --> 06:35:00,180
And it's a great adjunct.

5457
06:35:00,320 --> 06:35:02,300
And that is, of course, from Microsoft, $40.

5458
06:35:02,980 --> 06:35:03,260
All right.

5459
06:35:03,300 --> 06:35:04,620
We've got a couple minutes left.

5460
06:35:04,680 --> 06:35:05,240
It's my turn.

5461
06:35:05,960 --> 06:35:08,040
You were talking about faxes, Paul.

5462
06:35:08,540 --> 06:35:12,300
A couple years ago, you may remember, Jan, we had when Worldport came out with a little modem.

5463
06:35:12,800 --> 06:35:14,880
This is now a fax modem for your laptop.

5464
06:35:15,320 --> 06:35:16,600
9,600 baud.

5465
06:35:16,720 --> 06:35:18,380
A fax modem, 2,400 baud.

5466
06:35:18,820 --> 06:35:19,980
Data modem, pretty neat.

5467
06:35:20,020 --> 06:35:20,640
You can carry it around.

5468
06:35:20,960 --> 06:35:23,480
I think it costs, what, $699, a nice little toy.

5469
06:35:23,580 --> 06:35:28,620
Now, a lot of us have laptops with modems and cellular phones or car phones, but you can't plug them in.

5470
06:35:28,880 --> 06:35:30,560
This little black box does it.

5471
06:35:30,600 --> 06:35:31,580
It's called the data cell.

5472
06:35:31,880 --> 06:35:37,400
You put your modem in here from your computer, your car phone plug in here, and you can use your cellular phone, your car phone.

5473
06:35:37,400 --> 06:35:39,780
Just in case there's anyone still watching there.

5474
06:35:39,900 --> 06:35:41,160
Is there anyone counting?

5475
06:35:41,660 --> 06:35:45,400
Because if ye counted, and I could just focus on doing it.

5476
06:35:46,680 --> 06:35:48,500
I mean, that's asking a lot, like, you know.

5477
06:35:50,040 --> 06:35:51,240
That is asking a lot.

5478
06:35:55,240 --> 06:35:55,580
Okay.

5479
06:35:57,740 --> 06:36:00,400
I mean, how will I know that it's fucking $1,000?

5480
06:36:01,180 --> 06:36:04,160
I mean, roughly, how long did it take to get to $300 there?

5481
06:36:04,260 --> 06:36:05,360
That was like, what, five?

5482
06:36:05,900 --> 06:36:07,700
Would that have been about five minutes, or?

5483
06:36:07,700 --> 06:36:10,080
Something like the phrase, God bless you.

5484
06:36:10,120 --> 06:36:11,920
And it told me what the origin of God bless you was.

5485
06:36:11,960 --> 06:36:15,440
Back in 750, Gregory the Great thought when you sneezed, you sneezed your soul.

5486
06:36:15,440 --> 06:36:15,780
All right.

5487
06:36:16,940 --> 06:36:24,320
So we're looking for, like, 15 to 20 minutes to get this shit done.

5488
06:36:24,320 --> 06:36:36,740
Actually, do you know what?

5489
06:36:36,740 --> 06:36:37,780
What's nice about this dictionary?

5490
06:36:37,780 --> 06:36:38,900
Do you have the phone in the pocket?

5491
06:36:39,080 --> 06:36:39,780
Do the key, do you want?

5492
06:36:39,980 --> 06:36:41,080
Oh, count steps.

5493
06:36:41,240 --> 06:36:41,860
I don't think so.

5494
06:36:42,560 --> 06:36:43,320
It's okay, lads.

5495
06:36:43,380 --> 06:36:44,240
Don't worry about counting.

5496
06:36:44,300 --> 06:36:44,840
I'm going to count.

5497
06:36:45,240 --> 06:36:47,060
I should be able to do this counting.

5498
06:36:47,220 --> 06:36:47,960
I've done it before.

5499
06:36:48,480 --> 06:36:51,640
Well, find me a word that has something to do with sailing.

5500
06:36:52,180 --> 06:36:52,800
I'll be able to.

5501
06:36:52,820 --> 06:36:53,540
I can do it again.

5502
06:36:53,700 --> 06:36:56,000
I think, you know, it's the number three thing on there.

5503
06:36:56,060 --> 06:36:57,340
Is there such a thing in your dictionary?

5504
06:36:58,100 --> 06:36:58,300
Boom.

5505
06:36:58,720 --> 06:37:00,040
You've censored me before.

5506
06:37:00,160 --> 06:37:01,360
You won't censor me again.

5507
06:37:01,360 --> 06:37:02,260
That's exactly the word I was looking for.

5508
06:37:02,680 --> 06:37:06,480
Last but not least, this little baby over here.

5509
06:37:06,620 --> 06:37:12,300
This is the new 386, 20 megahertz, 20 megabyte hard drive, VGA screen,

5510
06:37:12,660 --> 06:37:14,840
9x11 notebook computer from AST.

5511
06:37:15,060 --> 06:37:19,380
It's an absolute desktop in a notebook form, and it's selling for only $29.95.

5512
06:37:19,620 --> 06:37:22,280
So if you're really looking for that high-quality gift,

5513
06:37:22,520 --> 06:37:24,940
really one of the best-looking desktops I've seen around.

5514
06:37:25,280 --> 06:37:29,480
All right, we're going to be back in just a minute with some gifts for the Macintosh people on your list.

5515
06:37:29,480 --> 06:37:30,260
So stay with us.

5516
06:37:30,260 --> 06:38:00,240
We're back now with Paul Shinsley.

5517
06:38:00,240 --> 06:38:02,240
We're going to be back in the next segment.

5518
06:38:02,240 --> 06:38:06,180
When we're talking about Macintosh products, Andrew Eisner, director of MacUser Labs.

5519
06:38:06,260 --> 06:38:10,420
Now, before we get to you, Andrew, one of my suggested gifts is this Mac 2 SI.

5520
06:38:10,540 --> 06:38:15,780
It doesn't come with the dinosaur, by the way, but it's 35% less expensive than any Mac 2 has ever been before.

5521
06:38:15,860 --> 06:38:16,740
Of course, it comes with color.

5522
06:38:16,840 --> 06:38:20,980
It's a 68030, 20 megabyte drive, 40 megabyte drive, in fact, 2 megabytes of RAM.

5523
06:38:21,260 --> 06:38:24,340
A very nice machine, about $3,700 to get the Mac 2 SI.

5524
06:38:24,820 --> 06:38:28,040
Now, given I've got that machine, Andrew, show me some things I can do with it.

5525
06:38:28,300 --> 06:38:32,260
Well, Stuart, first of all, a fun item on top of the screen here is a computer critter.

5526
06:38:32,360 --> 06:38:32,840
This is a dinosaur.

5527
06:38:32,840 --> 06:38:36,680
A dinosaur can also get a rabbit, and they cost about $25 or $30.

5528
06:38:37,220 --> 06:38:39,140
Now, I've got a couple of CD-ROMs I brought along.

5529
06:38:39,240 --> 06:38:45,960
First of all, the Microsoft Office has four popular Microsoft programs, and it also has the manuals built in on the CD-ROM.

5530
06:38:46,400 --> 06:38:51,240
I also have a media track from Farallon, which is a whole multimedia kit on a CD-ROM.

5531
06:38:51,340 --> 06:38:59,180
It comes with this Mac recorder, which is a microphone, and you can record sounds and put them on tapes, which turn into multimedia products.

5532
06:38:59,580 --> 06:39:05,940
Now, here we have a fun game that teaches you about history and geography, and it's called Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego?

5533
06:39:05,940 --> 06:39:12,280
It comes with an encyclopedia, and you learn a lot about history and geography by solving problems.

5534
06:39:12,380 --> 06:39:12,980
And how much is it?

5535
06:39:13,540 --> 06:39:15,340
This one is about $50.

5536
06:39:15,740 --> 06:39:16,020
Okay.

5537
06:39:16,300 --> 06:39:19,620
Now, to play these CD-ROMs, I brought along a CD-ROM player.

5538
06:39:19,780 --> 06:39:26,520
This one is from TLI, and it has a jack for audio, and it also has a volume control, and this one will cost you about $600.

5539
06:39:27,200 --> 06:39:34,300
Now, let's take a look at Cosmic Osmo here, and what you've got is you can click around anywhere on the screen,

5540
06:39:34,300 --> 06:39:40,140
and you can explore this fun world here, and it plays sounds, and you can go places.

5541
06:39:40,640 --> 06:39:42,900
And here you click on the screen, and it's playing music.

5542
06:39:43,200 --> 06:39:45,440
And then if you go into the other room, you can go places.

5543
06:39:47,220 --> 06:39:49,280
This is the CD-ROM version?

5544
06:39:49,420 --> 06:39:55,640
This is the CD-ROM version of the popular game Cosmic Osmo, and this one costs about $70.

5545
06:39:56,640 --> 06:39:59,380
You get better sound, you get more planets to go to.

5546
06:39:59,700 --> 06:40:00,140
That's right.

5547
06:40:00,180 --> 06:40:03,260
You get higher quality sound and more areas to go to.

5548
06:40:04,780 --> 06:40:11,460
And last but not least, a great stocking stuffer would be a SIM.

5549
06:40:11,580 --> 06:40:15,540
This is a one megabyte SIM, and they're actually getting very cheap these days.

5550
06:40:15,660 --> 06:40:18,220
They're costing about, getting them anywhere from about $40 or $50.

5551
06:40:19,000 --> 06:40:19,240
So...

5552
06:40:19,240 --> 06:40:20,760
All right, Janet, it's your turn.

5553
06:40:20,820 --> 06:40:21,200
What have you got?

5554
06:40:21,500 --> 06:40:23,720
Well, sort of along the same lines as Cosmic Osmo.

5555
06:40:24,120 --> 06:40:27,200
We've seen Amanda's stories, Inigo, Your Faithful Camel before.

5556
06:40:27,520 --> 06:40:31,880
Volume 3 is out, and this volume, as well as all the others, are just as good as always.

5557
06:40:32,260 --> 06:40:35,140
We also have a real nice fractal program called Designer Fractals.

5558
06:40:35,400 --> 06:40:39,160
This lets you not only make your own fractals, but make Mandel movies, they call it,

5559
06:40:39,160 --> 06:40:42,000
where you can actually zoom and pan around Mandel across space.

5560
06:40:42,080 --> 06:40:43,920
It's something that's really, really fun.

5561
06:40:44,160 --> 06:40:45,280
This one I don't recall.

5562
06:40:45,400 --> 06:40:45,960
It's real cheap.

5563
06:40:46,040 --> 06:40:47,620
It's under $30, I don't recall the price of it.

5564
06:40:48,280 --> 06:40:54,760
For HyperCard, Wild Things has just a bunch of X commands on there that can let you do all sorts of really neat animation.

5565
06:40:56,120 --> 06:40:58,580
Handoff 2 is a really useful utility.

5566
06:40:58,980 --> 06:41:02,200
What this does is, first of all, it's a file launcher, sort of like on cue.

5567
06:41:02,300 --> 06:41:08,700
But what it does in addition to that is it actually lets you launch from the Finder documents that don't have an application.

5568
06:41:09,360 --> 06:41:12,040
And it lets you set up a variety of those types of things.

5569
06:41:12,580 --> 06:41:14,220
We talked about At the Dark before.

5570
06:41:14,880 --> 06:41:15,540
Protect a shark.

5571
06:41:15,640 --> 06:41:17,020
This is another screen saver.

5572
06:41:17,400 --> 06:41:21,780
But the cute thing out here is that it's a good Christmas gift because it comes with a little shark fin.

5573
06:41:23,640 --> 06:41:24,900
And that's sort of a cutie.

5574
06:41:25,240 --> 06:41:29,680
But my favorite for this year is something called Click Change from Double Click.

5575
06:41:29,820 --> 06:41:30,420
And you're going to show us that?

5576
06:41:30,420 --> 06:41:31,140
I'm going to show you that.

5577
06:41:31,300 --> 06:41:32,220
And I love this thing.

5578
06:41:32,440 --> 06:41:39,060
And let me just first point out, you may have noticed on the screen that these windows don't look the same as we're normally used to seeing here.

5579
06:41:39,560 --> 06:41:40,540
And a number of things.

5580
06:41:40,540 --> 06:41:43,000
For instance, let me just eject the Cosmic Osmo disk.

5581
06:41:43,540 --> 06:41:51,020
And I'll give you a sample here of the kinds of changes that we have here.

5582
06:41:51,260 --> 06:41:56,600
Let me just show you what we can do with the change.

5583
06:41:56,680 --> 06:41:59,540
Now if you notice, instead of the watch, we have the little helicar.

5584
06:41:59,540 --> 06:42:02,620
And also instead of the cursor arrow, we have this finger here.

5585
06:42:02,820 --> 06:42:03,860
How did I get that?

5586
06:42:04,220 --> 06:42:10,840
Well, the whole idea is that we can customize things to ourselves.

5587
06:42:11,180 --> 06:42:14,260
If you notice the scroll bars here, I have my own little pattern here.

5588
06:42:14,540 --> 06:42:17,320
I'll give you an idea.

5589
06:42:18,000 --> 06:42:19,140
Let's just say...

5590
06:42:19,140 --> 06:42:20,840
There are all the things you can change with this.

5591
06:42:20,920 --> 06:42:21,140
Yeah.

5592
06:42:21,480 --> 06:42:21,860
Windows.

5593
06:42:22,060 --> 06:42:22,820
I mean, I like these windows.

5594
06:42:22,920 --> 06:42:24,580
They're sort of small talk looking windows.

5595
06:42:24,860 --> 06:42:25,760
We also have a variety.

5596
06:42:25,880 --> 06:42:26,840
We have something called Next.

5597
06:42:27,220 --> 06:42:28,280
N-E-X-X-E-D.

5598
06:42:28,600 --> 06:42:29,120
Mona Lisa.

5599
06:42:30,000 --> 06:42:31,520
Another one that I like a lot is Zippy.

5600
06:42:31,880 --> 06:42:32,640
Customize your windows.

5601
06:42:33,180 --> 06:42:35,860
You can customize, let's say, the various cursors.

5602
06:42:35,980 --> 06:42:40,260
If you notice that I had the Hello Car, I could also have, let's say, an hourglass just for the sake of it.

5603
06:42:41,880 --> 06:42:42,700
Or Mac Man.

5604
06:42:43,100 --> 06:42:44,960
And I can go in here and edit these myself.

5605
06:42:45,220 --> 06:42:46,740
In fact, I can even create new ones.

5606
06:42:47,200 --> 06:42:50,060
In fact, on the Hello Car, I did actually add a couple of frames myself.

5607
06:42:51,280 --> 06:42:58,260
I know there I've done over a thousand, but it really does have to be in one top.

5608
06:42:58,380 --> 06:42:59,100
Thanks for the tip.

5609
06:42:59,100 --> 06:43:08,100
I think, uh...

5610
06:43:08,100 --> 06:43:09,300
This is my favorite one.

5611
06:43:09,360 --> 06:43:09,560
All right.

5612
06:43:09,600 --> 06:43:10,020
Quick changes.

5613
06:43:10,120 --> 06:43:11,140
From DoubleClick, how much is that?

5614
06:43:11,480 --> 06:43:11,760
$79.

5615
06:43:12,180 --> 06:43:12,600
Okay, great.

5616
06:43:12,680 --> 06:43:15,080
Well, I'm going to butt in for a minute, Paul, while you get ready.

5617
06:43:15,160 --> 06:43:16,800
Matter of fact, you've got to get something I want to show up there.

5618
06:43:17,160 --> 06:43:18,100
A couple of quick things.

5619
06:43:18,240 --> 06:43:19,800
Everybody virtually owns Print Shop, right?

5620
06:43:20,580 --> 06:43:22,160
Here's a book that only costs about $20.

5621
06:43:22,560 --> 06:43:25,120
It's the Bible for Print Shop, both for the Mac or for the PC.

5622
06:43:25,180 --> 06:43:25,620
It doesn't matter.

5623
06:43:25,620 --> 06:43:30,820
Finally brings together in the back all the clip art and all the different discs that you've bought over the years for Print Shop.

5624
06:43:31,320 --> 06:43:34,840
Lots of different ideas on how to design nice-looking things with Print Shop.

5625
06:43:35,100 --> 06:43:36,520
A very nice, inexpensive gift.

5626
06:43:36,600 --> 06:43:38,220
This is one of my favorites called Lifeguard.

5627
06:43:38,600 --> 06:43:40,180
How many are you hoping to do?

5628
06:43:40,980 --> 06:43:41,980
Patrick, a thousand.

5629
06:43:42,400 --> 06:43:45,560
But I'm not trying to make excuses.

5630
06:43:45,760 --> 06:43:46,620
I should have started this around...

5631
06:43:46,620 --> 06:43:47,620
11.

5632
06:43:47,620 --> 06:43:57,340
There's the fella that looks like Tommy Schlug.

5633
06:43:57,340 --> 06:43:59,260
...forces you to stop working called Lifeguard.

5634
06:43:59,640 --> 06:44:02,460
A great little program, about $79 from Visionary Software.

5635
06:44:03,120 --> 06:44:07,280
These are these wonderful, wonderful children's stories on CD-ROM from Discus.

5636
06:44:07,740 --> 06:44:09,620
I want to show you one of them right now, Cinderella.

5637
06:44:09,820 --> 06:44:10,640
And this is really lovely.

5638
06:44:10,740 --> 06:44:11,420
It's up on the machine.

5639
06:44:11,580 --> 06:44:14,020
No, the hell is long since gone.

5640
06:44:15,000 --> 06:44:16,380
The hell is long since gone.

5641
06:44:16,500 --> 06:44:19,340
I had a couple of swigs of Coke Zero there out of the fridge.

5642
06:44:19,900 --> 06:44:25,260
You can read the book if you'd like over here, or you can ask the computer to read the book for you, for your child.

5643
06:44:25,600 --> 06:44:27,660
I mean, it's trending upwards, you know?

5644
06:44:31,020 --> 06:44:34,160
The amount I can do is trending upwards, but it's a bit slower than last night.

5645
06:44:34,240 --> 06:44:35,480
I think we reach 500.

5646
06:44:37,580 --> 06:44:38,720
A lot quicker than this.

5647
06:44:39,640 --> 06:44:42,960
But that was the first time I'd done Keep You Upies in a long while, so...

5648
06:44:42,960 --> 06:44:44,600
I think the legs are a little bit...

5649
06:44:45,820 --> 06:44:50,400
I know that sounds like me making excuses, but they're not in the shape that they were last night.

5650
06:44:50,400 --> 06:45:20,380
I don't know if I'm going to keep it up.

5651
06:45:20,380 --> 06:45:26,860
I was saying oil pay, you know, it's to kind of reciprocate, but in a way, it's kind of letting out energy that's there.

5652
06:45:27,000 --> 06:45:28,380
Because, like, there's a lot of...

5653
06:45:28,900 --> 06:45:30,460
That gave me a lot of energy, you know?

5654
06:45:31,080 --> 06:45:31,380
So, uh...

5655
06:45:32,580 --> 06:45:35,380
And I did around 700...

5656
06:45:36,160 --> 06:45:38,340
Well, I don't know how many I did last night.

5657
06:45:38,420 --> 06:45:41,100
Maybe 560 was the most I did last night.

5658
06:45:41,800 --> 06:45:49,080
So, it's kind of a bit ambitious to do 1,000 now, you know?

5659
06:45:49,080 --> 06:45:50,400
So, this is the automated demo.

5660
06:45:50,800 --> 06:45:51,640
But you can fire forward...

5661
06:45:51,640 --> 06:45:54,440
It will take you a little under 11 minutes to do 1,000, says Dara.

5662
06:45:54,500 --> 06:45:55,300
I don't know about that.

5663
06:45:55,380 --> 06:45:58,580
It's a cute sound effect, a lot of action, and it's not just another...

5664
06:45:58,580 --> 06:46:00,180
But, um, don't be feeling sorry for me.

5665
06:46:00,240 --> 06:46:01,600
I'll be going, oh, go to bed.

5666
06:46:01,720 --> 06:46:03,240
It's 2 a.m., Francis, and all this.

5667
06:46:03,320 --> 06:46:05,080
It's like...

5668
06:46:05,620 --> 06:46:07,060
I'm in the mood, you know?

5669
06:46:07,420 --> 06:46:08,280
I'm in the mood.

5670
06:46:08,960 --> 06:46:09,920
Just isn't landing.

5671
06:46:10,220 --> 06:46:11,300
It's just not landing.

5672
06:46:11,300 --> 06:46:21,280
And if I stay...

5673
06:46:21,280 --> 06:46:25,420
The longer I stay stationary, the more foggy the shades become.

5674
06:46:25,920 --> 06:46:27,360
It gets harder to see.

5675
06:46:28,300 --> 06:46:30,420
So, I just need to keep it lit a little bit more.

5676
06:46:30,900 --> 06:46:32,160
I think another try.

5677
06:46:32,440 --> 06:46:33,540
If I get...

5678
06:46:33,540 --> 06:46:36,840
If I break the 500 barrier and fuck it up, I'll call it quits then.

5679
06:46:36,840 --> 06:46:46,260
That's a real hard out from Stu there.

5680
06:46:46,700 --> 06:46:48,040
A freeze frame on his face.

5681
06:46:49,920 --> 06:46:52,880
This one there.

5682
06:46:52,880 --> 06:47:08,720
It's like the advent calendar.

5683
06:47:08,720 --> 06:47:09,720
There.

5684
06:47:09,720 --> 06:47:10,720
There.

5685
06:47:10,720 --> 06:47:11,720
There.

5686
06:47:11,720 --> 06:47:12,720
There.

5687
06:47:12,720 --> 06:47:13,720
There.

5688
06:47:13,720 --> 06:47:14,720
There.

5689
06:47:14,720 --> 06:47:15,720
There.

5690
06:47:15,720 --> 06:47:44,720
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5691
06:47:44,720 --> 06:47:45,720
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5692
06:47:45,720 --> 06:47:46,720
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5693
06:47:46,720 --> 06:47:48,720
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5694
06:47:48,720 --> 06:48:03,720
In the random access file this week, the merger of video and computers moved a giant step closer this week as Chips and Technologies began selling its new low-cost video chip that will allow computer users to view real-time video on a PC screen.

5695
06:48:03,720 --> 06:48:09,720
The $40 chip is already being used in a new PC video board being sold by New Media Graphics Corporation.

5696
06:48:09,720 --> 06:48:17,720
The video card will sell for just $695. That's about one-third the cost of the competing products which have been on the market until now.

5697
06:48:17,720 --> 06:48:27,720
The video chip does memory timing, colour keying and frame buffering. The new video board will support NTSC, PAL and SVHS formats. Intel says it will ship...

5698
06:48:27,720 --> 06:48:35,720
I never thought to ask you is there an echo on the audio of the Computer Chronicles episode then.

5699
06:48:35,720 --> 06:48:41,720
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5700
06:48:41,720 --> 06:48:42,720
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5701
06:48:42,720 --> 06:48:43,720
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5702
06:48:43,720 --> 06:48:44,720
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5703
06:48:44,720 --> 06:48:45,720
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5704
06:48:45,720 --> 06:48:46,720
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5705
06:48:46,720 --> 06:48:47,720
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5706
06:48:47,720 --> 06:48:48,720
*music*

5707
06:48:48,720 --> 06:48:49,720
*music*

5708
06:48:49,720 --> 06:48:50,720
*music*

5709
06:48:50,720 --> 06:48:59,680
RDI of San Diego, California has unveiled a new multi-platform laptop that is spark compatible and can also run PC DOS and Macintosh software

5710
06:49:00,160 --> 06:49:05,920
The new laptop is called the bright light and RDI says its Mac mode runs almost as fast as a Mac 2x

5711
06:49:06,480 --> 06:49:13,360
The bright light has sound capability and ethernet support. It's battery operated and comes standard with eight megabytes of RAM

5712
06:49:13,920 --> 06:49:18,720
The price will be high leave it as it is so ten thousand dollars limited shipment begins next month

5713
06:49:19,520 --> 06:49:27,840
Atari has unveiled a new low-cost graphics workstation called the TT30. It's a 32-bit computer built around Motorola's advanced

5714
06:49:28,400 --> 06:49:36,160
68030 chip the Atari TT30 comes with color and monochrome graphic modes. It will sell for under three thousand dollars

5715
06:49:37,600 --> 06:49:45,360
Taking a look at this week's top software titles for the Macintosh Mac Connection reports that After Dark from Berkeley systems is still in the number one slot

5716
06:49:45,360 --> 06:49:49,680
Lovely echo. Disk doubler moved up to second followed by Sam and Adobe type manager

5717
06:49:50,240 --> 06:49:53,360
In fifth place this week is Mac utilities from Peter Norton

5718
06:49:53,840 --> 06:50:01,600
Completing the top ten list are quicken for the Mac file maker pro Microsoft word suitcase 2 and pyro both from fifth generation

5719
06:50:02,720 --> 06:50:07,440
Apple computer says it can't keep up with the demand for its new low-cost Macintosh classic

5720
06:50:07,680 --> 06:50:11,920
The new Mac classic sells for under a thousand dollars and is faster than a Mac se

5721
06:50:12,400 --> 06:50:20,400
Apple will reportedly boost production of the classic at its manufacturing plant in Singapore and will bring online new production capacity from its factory in Ireland

5722
06:50:20,960 --> 06:50:26,720
Autodesk has announced a new interactive graphic system that will run on 386 and 486 computers

5723
06:50:27,040 --> 06:50:32,400
It's called 3d studio and it has all the tools needed to do three-dimensional authoring and animation

5724
06:50:32,720 --> 06:50:39,280
You do need at least three megabytes of ram and a math coprocessor 3d studio will sell for under three thousand dollars

5725
06:50:39,600 --> 06:50:44,320
Most competing products are priced at over ten thousand dollars and require a unix workstation

5726
06:50:45,040 --> 06:50:54,160
Bored with the icon on windows 3.0 already? Well, you can now customize the graphic images in windows program manager screen by using icon draw from winsoft

5727
06:50:54,640 --> 06:51:02,480
The program lets you choose any image from its built-in library or you can draw color and create your own icons icon draw runs on any

5728
06:51:02,480 --> 06:51:06,000
IBM compatible computer and retails for about fifty dollars

5729
06:51:06,640 --> 06:51:11,840
It's hard to find a college in this country where you can still major in os2 or windows 3.0

5730
06:51:12,160 --> 06:51:17,440
But if you're willing to take a trip you can sign up for an 18-month course on how to program on those platforms

5731
06:51:17,840 --> 06:51:24,320
The course costs only 650 dollars per semester the catch is it's being offered at the commercial college in Reykjavik

5732
06:51:24,320 --> 06:51:32,160
Iceland the school says 50 students started the program only about 25 are going to graduate that's it for this week's computer chronicles i'm kate

5733
06:51:32,160 --> 06:51:42,400
mcgargy the computer chronicles is made possible in part by the software publishers association which reminds you it's a federal offense to copy software the sba provides

5734
06:51:42,400 --> 06:51:49,680
Information on how to stay software legal funding is also provided by pc connection and mac connection and by byte magazine and fix

5735
06:51:51,840 --> 06:52:01,680
For a transcript of this week's computer chronicles sent four dollars to ptv publications post office box 701 kent ohio 44240

5736
06:52:02,080 --> 06:52:04,080
Please indicate program date

5737
06:52:04,080 --> 06:52:34,060
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5738
06:52:34,060 --> 06:52:54,060
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5739
06:52:54,060 --> 06:52:59,060
Let's see computer books, software, joystick, what should I get them?

5740
06:52:59,060 --> 06:53:14,060
If you're trying to figure out what to get the hacker on your Christmas shopping list, Gary, Wendy Woods, Paul Schindler, George Morrow and I will be here in just a minute to give you our picks for Christmas presents from the computer store on this special Christmas edition of the Computer Chronicles.

5741
06:53:14,060 --> 06:53:34,060
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5742
06:53:34,060 --> 06:53:36,060
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06:54:20,060 --> 06:54:20,060
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5750
06:54:20,060 --> 06:54:21,060
*music*

5751
06:54:21,060 --> 06:54:22,060
*music*

5752
06:54:22,060 --> 06:54:24,060
*music*

5753
06:54:24,060 --> 06:54:28,600
card on a floppy disk. It's $9.95. It's called the Jingle Disk from Thoughtware, and it just

5754
06:54:28,600 --> 06:54:32,200
plays a whole series of animated Christmas cards and Christmas jingles, as you can tell.

5755
06:54:32,680 --> 06:54:36,740
The only thing I don't know how to do is to stop this thing. Let me use a little hardware adjustment

5756
06:54:36,740 --> 06:54:40,720
here in my bitbanger, and I'll work on it a little bit. My frustration's up.

5757
06:54:41,240 --> 06:54:45,520
Is this hardware or software? It's a hardware adjustment. Gary, we're going to be talking about

5758
06:54:45,520 --> 06:54:49,920
computer Christmas presents on this show. Do you have any things you're buying? Well, this is sort of a

5759
06:54:49,920 --> 06:54:53,900
tinker toy for techies at the show, and what I went out and did as an excuse is when I bought myself

5760
06:54:53,900 --> 06:54:57,620
the present. Okay, well, you're going to show it to us in just a little bit. We're going to have the whole

5761
06:54:57,620 --> 06:55:01,720
Computer Chronicles family here to go through a list of computer Christmas presents for the hacker

5762
06:55:01,720 --> 06:55:05,960
on your list. We're going to start out by going out and seeing how the computer shopping season is going

5763
06:55:05,960 --> 06:55:14,540
out at the computer stores. Entertaining for some and a nightmare for others, the year's biggest

5764
06:55:14,540 --> 06:55:21,580
retail event is Christmas. Normally, placid shoppers rush into crowded stores, and every kind of consumer

5765
06:55:21,580 --> 06:55:29,400
product gets a boost in sales, including computers. I think the computers are moving very well this year. The drop in prices in the

5766
06:55:29,400 --> 06:55:39,300
expensive top of the line machines has picked up sales in that area and taken away a little from the less expensive machines. While the range of affordable machines has expanded, different features appeal to different kinds of customers. A youngster is more likely to want color graphics than a spreadsheet, so Christmas sales of low-end computers are brisk.

5767
06:55:39,300 --> 06:55:45,380
machines has expanded, different features appeal to different kinds of customers. A youngster is

5768
06:55:45,380 --> 06:55:51,460
more likely to want color graphics than a spreadsheet, so Christmas sales of low-end computers are brisk.

5769
06:55:52,020 --> 06:55:58,020
But as the gap narrows between home and office machines, all shoppers are getting smarter. People

5770
06:55:59,540 --> 06:56:05,700
have gotten more knowledgeable, which is helpful. They do seem to know what they want. They have

5771
06:56:05,700 --> 06:56:12,740
people, friends who own computers, have computers, use computers, so they're able to get better counsel

5772
06:56:12,740 --> 06:56:17,940
from their friends. Computer sales have been disappointing this year, and many stores have

5773
06:56:17,940 --> 06:56:24,020
closed their doors for good. But retailers are optimistic that computers will continue to excite

5774
06:56:24,020 --> 06:56:30,740
the public. Well, we're expecting this to be the best part of the year. History will tell whether it

5775
06:56:30,740 --> 06:56:47,780
was a great year or what. We're not deterred by the last year as far as things being in the slump. It should be good.

5776
06:56:51,780 --> 06:56:56,180
Well, joining us now in the studio are a couple of characters I'm sure you're familiar with. If you

5777
06:56:56,180 --> 06:57:00,020
watch the show here, Santa Claus over here, Gary Kildall, whom you all know of course already. Paul

5778
06:57:00,020 --> 06:57:04,180
Schindler is joining us. Paul, our regular software reviewer, and in his other life, the senior West

5779
06:57:04,180 --> 06:57:09,700
Coast editor of Information Week magazine. And over here, this character, George Morrow, our sometime host

5780
06:57:09,700 --> 06:57:15,940
and regular commentator, and also coincidentally, the founder and chairman of Morrow Design, makers of the Pivot

5781
06:57:15,940 --> 06:57:21,060
computer. Right. Well, we'll talk about hardware in the next section. Don't tell us to buy the Pivot for

5782
06:57:21,060 --> 06:57:25,540
Christmas. But yeah. Now, Gary, we're going to talk about software. Okay, well, let me give the first

5783
06:57:25,540 --> 06:57:30,020
software a gift. Paul has been admiring my hand, so before he rips it off my head, I'm going to turn it

5784
06:57:30,020 --> 06:57:35,140
over to him as a piece of software. It's more appropriate to my interest than yours, Gary. Okay,

5785
06:57:35,140 --> 06:57:40,340
we know the clown in the crowd. Yes, right. The Willard Scott of the Computer Chronicles. Okay, Gary,

5786
06:57:40,340 --> 06:57:44,820
I want to do one thing before we get on to what the other guys have here. We showed Christmas software

5787
06:57:44,820 --> 06:57:48,180
at the beginning of this Christmas card on a floppy disk. I want to show you this holiday software. It's

5788
06:57:48,180 --> 06:57:53,700
interdenominational. This is a program called All About Hanukkah by Davka of Chicago, and it has a

5789
06:57:53,700 --> 06:57:57,620
bunch of different programs in here to help kids celebrate the Hanukkah season. And one thing you can

5790
06:57:57,620 --> 06:58:01,700
see is it actually lights the menorah for you, telling how many nights you want to light, and it lights up the

5791
06:58:01,700 --> 06:58:06,820
menorah for you. So you've got Hanukkah software, Christmas software. Kids is a big part of Christmas,

5792
06:58:06,820 --> 06:58:10,740
obviously. What have you got? The way that I've looked at this, there's many opportunities to

5793
06:58:10,740 --> 06:58:15,780
spend a lot of money in the computer industry. Expensive software that goes $100 on that, add-on

5794
06:58:15,780 --> 06:58:19,940
boards, things of that sort. If you're trying to get an inexpensive gift, one possibility is to go into

5795
06:58:19,940 --> 06:58:23,780
the bookstore and try and find something that's appropriate for a child or an adult, whatever.

5796
06:58:23,780 --> 06:58:28,660
The trouble is, you go into a store and you're going to find anything from ABCs on it to textbooks for

5797
06:58:28,660 --> 06:58:34,180
artificial intelligence. Now, I took two cases. We have three kids at home that all like computers one way or

5798
06:58:34,180 --> 06:58:38,500
another. Forrest is nine years old. You didn't want to spend a big box in there. Yeah, right. That's what he

5799
06:58:38,500 --> 06:58:44,740
was. And Forrest likes to play games on his Commodore 64, but he also liked to learn basic. And so one book

5800
06:58:44,740 --> 06:58:51,460
that picked up for him was his kids in the Commodore 64. And of course, this is not oriented toward playing

5801
06:58:51,460 --> 06:58:57,140
games, but oriented toward learning basic. Now, the important thing here is it's got a lot of cartoons and

5802
06:58:57,140 --> 06:59:02,900
it keeps the interest of the child and it's only $13. So that's a good start. Now, Christie is, on the other

5803
06:59:02,900 --> 06:59:07,220
hand, likes to play around with the Mac and draw pictures and this sort of thing. This is her daughter. And she

5804
06:59:07,220 --> 06:59:13,140
doesn't like to learn to program or anything else, but she likes to draw. And so this book here, "Becoming a Mac

5805
06:59:13,140 --> 06:59:18,660
Artist," is an example of one that's very much oriented toward her needs of learning how to create repeating

5806
06:59:18,660 --> 06:59:23,140
forms, for example, repeating boarded samples, and shows her how to use this thing in a way that, oh, say, an illustrator would learn to use it.

5807
06:59:23,140 --> 06:59:52,900
illustrator would learn to use it. You're going to keep the surprise in Christmas, keep him from watching the show before Christmas Day, right? Okay, Gary, I'm very proud of you. You didn't tell us to buy concurrent CPM or Jam. Those are too obvious. Okay, George, let's get back to you. We're talking software now. Now, what to you would be the ideal software for somebody at Christmas time? Well, you know, my orientation is an awful lot to the business marketplace and with the stock market doing the things they are now, it seems signal software is really

5808
06:59:52,900 --> 07:00:22,660
innovative product that is going to not only help you with your investments, but protect you on the downside. You know, part of that software will alert you when your stocks start to drop so that you can sell before. Okay, tell the Stripe signal. That's very new. Well, a signal allows you to track your investments and to put performance criteria into what you want out of your investment. But it's different from other software. It's real time, right? You've got a radio. It is real time. There's an FM receiver.

5809
07:00:22,660 --> 07:00:44,420
Oh, okay. Yeah. And you are tracking the market just as it goes on. It's a very innovative product. It's kind of a Lotus add-on, right? I mean, you can sit there and be running Lotus and at the same time you're receiving over the airway. That's true. That's true. That's right. Stuart, the thing that strikes me about Signal is that I have friends who are serious professional investors. It's hard to talk about serious and professional.

5810
07:00:44,420 --> 07:00:53,420
that as recently as three years ago, were offered that capability at a cost of, if memory serves me, $8,000 software.

5811
07:00:53,420 --> 07:00:59,420
And you had to have a separate telephone line to receive the quotes from the market. And Signal is a few hundred dollars.

5812
07:00:59,420 --> 07:01:01,420
That's right. No, it's quite a product.

5813
07:01:01,420 --> 07:01:04,420
It's part of this whole movement. Everything gets cheaper and faster.

5814
07:01:04,420 --> 07:01:08,420
Now, there is a product that I wish was around this Christmas.

5815
07:01:08,420 --> 07:01:13,420
I'd like to have a product where I could give a gift membership to a users group.

5816
07:01:13,420 --> 07:01:16,420
But I haven't been able to find that. I think that would be a really good product.

5817
07:01:16,420 --> 07:01:18,420
Okay, well that's not available right now.

5818
07:01:18,420 --> 07:01:22,420
Okay, Paul, you're the software genius here and you've got some packages there.

5819
07:01:22,420 --> 07:01:24,420
What are your software picks for Christmas?

5820
07:01:24,420 --> 07:01:27,420
Well, I brought a few. You asked me to pick my favorite packages.

5821
07:01:27,420 --> 07:01:32,420
And so I looked through the last couple of seasons of reviews and I picked the packages that I really like myself.

5822
07:01:32,420 --> 07:01:35,420
The ones that are daily of the most good to me.

5823
07:01:35,420 --> 07:01:37,420
Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

5824
07:01:37,420 --> 07:01:45,420
One of the things, just in passing, George, you can give Christmas memberships for sure that I know of to the source.

5825
07:01:45,420 --> 07:01:46,420
And they'll send a little certificate.

5826
07:01:46,420 --> 07:01:50,420
And I, in fact, because I gave one two years ago as a Christmas gift to a friend of mine.

5827
07:01:50,420 --> 07:01:53,420
It's, I don't know what the current pricing is, about a hundred dollars to join.

5828
07:01:53,420 --> 07:01:55,420
And probably CompuServe allows the same thing.

5829
07:01:55,420 --> 07:02:00,420
And for people who aren't yet into bulletin boards and communicating, that's a terrific Christmas gift.

5830
07:02:00,420 --> 07:02:01,420
That's a good place to start.

5831
07:02:01,420 --> 07:02:07,420
Well, the reason for my comment about the user group, it is the best source of support for any computer use.

5832
07:02:07,420 --> 07:02:11,420
So in other words, it's going to be like when you get that Christmas toy on Christmas morning, you're not going to know what to do with it.

5833
07:02:11,420 --> 07:02:12,420
That's right.

5834
07:02:12,420 --> 07:02:13,420
You're going to have to do it.

5835
07:02:13,420 --> 07:02:14,420
That's exactly right.

5836
07:02:14,420 --> 07:02:19,420
Well, I am not a lot to show, but that I, my, my word processor.

5837
07:02:19,420 --> 07:02:23,420
Now, everybody with an IBM PC says that their word processor is the best one.

5838
07:02:23,420 --> 07:02:25,420
I think it was around, but they're all wrong and I'm wrong.

5839
07:02:25,420 --> 07:02:28,420
Probably around 7:30 or something.

5840
07:02:28,420 --> 07:02:31,420
It's from a company called ZyQuest in Bedford, Massachusetts.

5841
07:02:31,420 --> 07:02:32,420
Now it cost $300.

5842
07:02:32,420 --> 07:02:33,420
No.

5843
07:02:33,420 --> 07:02:34,420
It's called ZyWrite.

5844
07:02:34,420 --> 07:02:36,420
And it is, I'm sorry, it is the best.

5845
07:02:36,420 --> 07:02:37,420
Yeah.

5846
07:02:37,420 --> 07:02:39,420
Like, fuck.

5847
07:02:39,420 --> 07:02:41,420
But I bought them because they're my favorites.

5848
07:02:41,420 --> 07:02:42,420
I use it every day.

5849
07:02:42,420 --> 07:02:44,420
Is it the best for everybody?

5850
07:02:44,420 --> 07:02:45,420
Maybe not.

5851
07:02:45,420 --> 07:02:51,420
But for a professional like me, it's the fastest, world's worst documentation, but it's fast.

5852
07:02:51,420 --> 07:02:54,420
Thank you very much, sack, leg, sweat, connection.

5853
07:02:54,420 --> 07:02:59,420
And so I brought along one kid thing and one piece of software for people who are kids at heart.

5854
07:02:59,420 --> 07:03:03,420
The kid software that I brought along is a reader rabbit.

5855
07:03:03,420 --> 07:03:08,420
Now this is $50 and it's made by the learning company in Menlo Park.

5856
07:03:08,420 --> 07:03:09,420
We have this up on the app.

5857
07:03:09,420 --> 07:03:10,420
We have it up on the app.

5858
07:03:10,420 --> 07:03:12,420
Let's go ahead and sort of run through how this works and I'll hit the button.

5859
07:03:12,420 --> 07:03:13,420
You tell me what to do.

5860
07:03:13,420 --> 07:03:14,420
I'm one behind Gary here.

5861
07:03:14,420 --> 07:03:16,420
I have a four year old and a one year old.

5862
07:03:16,420 --> 07:03:20,420
The one year old isn't on the computer yet, but the four year old takes lessons on an apple

5863
07:03:20,420 --> 07:03:21,420
twice a week.

5864
07:03:21,420 --> 07:03:23,420
And this is one of her favorites.

5865
07:03:23,420 --> 07:03:27,420
Now you'll see here, it's going to give us a pattern to match to.

5866
07:03:27,420 --> 07:03:32,420
Now George asked us before, he asked me before we started, how long would a kid be interested in this?

5867
07:03:32,420 --> 07:03:36,420
And I know it seems amazing, but my daughter's been using this thing for months.

5868
07:03:36,420 --> 07:03:37,420
Go ahead and push the space bar.

5869
07:03:37,420 --> 07:03:38,420
Okay.

5870
07:03:38,420 --> 07:03:40,420
And you'll see it'll give us a pattern.

5871
07:03:40,420 --> 07:03:42,420
We're looking for words to start with, hit the space bar quick.

5872
07:03:42,420 --> 07:03:43,420
Okay.

5873
07:03:43,420 --> 07:03:44,420
Otherwise we won't get.

5874
07:03:44,420 --> 07:03:45,420
We're looking for words to start with G.

5875
07:03:45,420 --> 07:03:46,420
That's right.

5876
07:03:46,420 --> 07:03:47,420
You've got to be fast with this one.

5877
07:03:47,420 --> 07:03:48,420
This is a test now.

5878
07:03:48,420 --> 07:03:49,420
I do what I do want.

5879
07:03:49,420 --> 07:03:51,420
Let this go and it drops into the garbage can.

5880
07:03:51,420 --> 07:03:58,420
And I know it seems boring and I know it seems pointless, but teachers tell me it helps teach you to read.

5881
07:03:58,420 --> 07:03:59,420
And my daughter tells me.

5882
07:03:59,420 --> 07:04:00,420
That's a take.

5883
07:04:00,420 --> 07:04:01,420
What happens?

5884
07:04:01,420 --> 07:04:02,420
Reader rabbit dances.

5885
07:04:02,420 --> 07:04:07,420
And it's a reward and it doesn't seem like much of a reward to us, but what can I tell you?

5886
07:04:07,420 --> 07:04:08,420
Kids are different.

5887
07:04:08,420 --> 07:04:09,420
Kids really enjoy it.

5888
07:04:09,420 --> 07:04:10,420
Kids enjoy it.

5889
07:04:10,420 --> 07:04:14,420
I've got Ultimate Trivia, which is a game for grownups.

5890
07:04:14,420 --> 07:04:20,420
And I just found out today that nobody on the staff here of the Chronicles believed me in my review when I said I play it every morning.

5891
07:04:20,420 --> 07:04:21,420
I do play it every morning.

5892
07:04:21,420 --> 07:04:23,420
And in fact, I have to turn the sound off.

5893
07:04:23,420 --> 07:04:24,420
That really does fit.

5894
07:04:24,420 --> 07:04:29,420
I have to turn the sound off to keep my wife from asking me, "Well, why aren't you working, Paul?"

5895
07:04:29,420 --> 07:04:30,420
I work at home.

5896
07:04:30,420 --> 07:04:34,420
$50, Ultimate Trivia from Mentor Learning Systems in California somewhere.

5897
07:04:34,420 --> 07:04:36,420
How does it help your day?

5898
07:04:36,420 --> 07:04:38,420
It gets me, I like to play trivia.

5899
07:04:38,420 --> 07:04:39,420
It gets me started.

5900
07:04:39,420 --> 07:04:40,420
It gets the juices going in the morning.

5901
07:04:40,420 --> 07:04:42,420
Something like a cup of coffee for the mirror.

5902
07:04:42,420 --> 07:04:43,420
Yeah, a cup of coffee for the...

5903
07:04:43,420 --> 07:04:45,420
Santa Clara, California is my mental learning system.

5904
07:04:45,420 --> 07:04:46,420
Okay, real quick.

5905
07:04:46,420 --> 07:04:47,420
We only have a couple minutes.

5906
07:04:47,420 --> 07:04:48,420
Back up.

5907
07:04:48,420 --> 07:04:50,420
The best $150 you'll ever spend if you've got a lot of money.

5908
07:04:50,420 --> 07:04:51,420
How good.

5909
07:04:51,420 --> 07:04:52,420
Schindler looks in great shape.

5910
07:04:52,420 --> 07:04:55,420
The first time your hard disk crashes, you're gonna wish you had already owned this package.

5911
07:04:55,420 --> 07:04:58,420
And finally, Higgins, dullest packaging on the market.

5912
07:04:58,420 --> 07:04:59,420
Higgins!

5913
07:04:59,420 --> 07:05:00,420
Fucking Higgins!

5914
07:05:00,420 --> 07:05:01,420
$400.

5915
07:05:01,420 --> 07:05:04,420
Most expensive package I'm gonna recommend, but I'm telling you, if you need to get organized,

5916
07:05:04,420 --> 07:05:05,420
it's aces.

5917
07:05:05,420 --> 07:05:07,420
It's absolutely top-notch.

5918
07:05:07,420 --> 07:05:08,420
Kinetic Systems, Portland, Oregon.

5919
07:05:08,420 --> 07:05:09,420
And I highly recommend it.

5920
07:05:09,420 --> 07:05:10,420
Now, Stuart, you have something also.

5921
07:05:10,420 --> 07:05:11,420
I sure do.

5922
07:05:11,420 --> 07:05:13,420
This goes back to kids, I think.

5923
07:05:13,420 --> 07:05:15,420
And this is one of the cleverest uses of a computer I've ever seen.

5924
07:05:15,420 --> 07:05:18,420
If you have an Apple II at home and if you have a kid, this is great.

5925
07:05:18,420 --> 07:05:21,420
It turns your computer into a kind of a science chemistry lab.

5926
07:05:21,420 --> 07:05:24,420
What you do is go into the joystick port with this little thing.

5927
07:05:24,420 --> 07:05:28,420
You've got a thermistor, it measures temperature over here, a photoelectric cell that measures light.

5928
07:05:28,420 --> 07:05:31,420
And you've got all kinds of different electronic meters now.

5929
07:05:31,420 --> 07:05:32,420
For instance, I can pick thermometer.

5930
07:05:32,420 --> 07:05:34,420
Go into the thermometer mode.

5931
07:05:34,420 --> 07:05:36,420
And we'll tell it to start measuring temperature.

5932
07:05:36,420 --> 07:05:40,420
And here it is, and it's telling it's 90 degrees in the studio right now, guys.

5933
07:05:40,420 --> 07:05:41,420
That's really clever.

5934
07:05:41,420 --> 07:05:43,420
Okay, now I can get out of that.

5935
07:05:43,420 --> 07:05:46,420
And let's see if I escape and get back to this main menu.

5936
07:05:46,420 --> 07:05:48,420
We'll get to our light meter here.

5937
07:05:48,420 --> 07:05:50,420
And I can show you.

5938
07:05:50,420 --> 07:05:54,420
We'll find out how many foot candles are going in the studio right now, if I tell at the start.

5939
07:05:54,420 --> 07:05:56,420
And there we go, 3.1 foot candles.

5940
07:05:56,420 --> 07:05:58,420
There's our little light meter going over there.

5941
07:05:58,420 --> 07:06:02,420
It also has a timer in here so you can do experiments and actually time them.

5942
07:06:02,420 --> 07:06:08,420
Let's see, I've got to go back here to go down to our timer and call up the timer.

5943
07:06:08,420 --> 07:06:10,420
And you'll see this is pretty neat too.

5944
07:06:10,420 --> 07:06:11,420
You get a timer over here.

5945
07:06:11,420 --> 07:06:12,420
You can start it.

5946
07:06:12,420 --> 07:06:13,420
You have a digital readout.

5947
07:06:13,420 --> 07:06:14,420
Your little timer keeps on going.

5948
07:06:14,420 --> 07:06:15,420
So you can time your experiments.

5949
07:06:15,420 --> 07:06:16,420
We can get out of that.

5950
07:06:16,420 --> 07:06:21,420
And finally, there's another terrific feature in here, which is this thing called strip chart.

5951
07:06:21,420 --> 07:06:27,420
And if I go into strip chart, I can actually draw a graph of the results of what it is I'm measuring.

5952
07:06:27,420 --> 07:06:28,420
So here we go.

5953
07:06:28,420 --> 07:06:30,420
And we can see this is just a little typical thing.

5954
07:06:30,420 --> 07:06:32,420
And if I hit go, there's it going along there.

5955
07:06:32,420 --> 07:06:34,420
And I'm not doing anything right now.

5956
07:06:34,420 --> 07:06:36,420
So whatever it is I'm measuring isn't changing.

5957
07:06:36,420 --> 07:06:38,420
Anyhow, I think this is a terrific way to turn a computer.

5958
07:06:38,420 --> 07:06:39,420
Like the chemistry kit.

5959
07:06:39,420 --> 07:06:40,420
Right, exactly.

5960
07:06:40,420 --> 07:06:41,420
And we got it.

5961
07:06:41,420 --> 07:06:42,420
It can't stain and it can't blow off.

5962
07:06:42,420 --> 07:06:43,420
Well, it may blow off.

5963
07:06:43,420 --> 07:06:45,420
Anyhow, it's called science tool kit and it's from Broderbund.

5964
07:06:45,420 --> 07:06:47,420
Okay, we've been talking about software.

5965
07:06:47,420 --> 07:06:49,420
We're going to have Wendy Woods join us in just a moment.

5966
07:06:49,420 --> 07:06:53,420
And we'll take a look at some of the neat hardware presents for Christmas on your shopping list.

5967
07:06:53,420 --> 07:06:54,420
So stay with us.

5968
07:06:54,420 --> 07:07:12,420
Joining us now is Wendy Woods, who most of you know is our reporter on the Computer Chronicles.

5969
07:07:12,420 --> 07:07:16,420
And Wendy is also the editor in chief of News Bytes on The Source.

5970
07:07:16,420 --> 07:07:19,420
And back with us is George Morrow and Gary.

5971
07:07:19,420 --> 07:07:22,420
That used to be Paul Schindler just a minute ago.

5972
07:07:22,420 --> 07:07:23,420
Now what kind of toy is this?

5973
07:07:23,420 --> 07:07:25,420
You've got them all mic'd up and ready to go here.

5974
07:07:25,420 --> 07:07:28,420
Wendy, you brought A.G. Bear in here.

5975
07:07:28,420 --> 07:07:29,420
What's he all about?

5976
07:07:29,420 --> 07:07:32,420
Well, A.G. Bear is one of my favorite toys this year.

5977
07:07:32,420 --> 07:07:36,420
And if you like computers, this is the toy for your kids or for yourself.

5978
07:07:36,420 --> 07:07:39,420
This is one of those toys that's come out of Axlon.

5979
07:07:39,420 --> 07:07:43,420
And they're putting microprocessors in little bears and cats.

5980
07:07:43,420 --> 07:07:44,420
A.G. Bear and--

5981
07:07:44,420 --> 07:07:45,420
Is that Nolan Bushnell's--

5982
07:07:45,420 --> 07:07:47,420
Nolan Bushnell's firm, right, in Sunnyvale.

5983
07:07:47,420 --> 07:07:51,420
This little bear will talk back to you.

5984
07:07:51,420 --> 07:07:52,420
First, you have to wake him up.

5985
07:07:52,420 --> 07:07:54,420
You have to wake him up.

5986
07:07:54,420 --> 07:07:55,420
You have to wake him up.

5987
07:07:55,420 --> 07:07:56,420
Hello, A.G.

5988
07:07:56,420 --> 07:07:58,420
How are you today?

5989
07:07:58,420 --> 07:08:01,420
Is that right?

5990
07:08:01,420 --> 07:08:02,420
Say hello--

5991
07:08:02,420 --> 07:08:03,420
Make a good guest.

5992
07:08:03,420 --> 07:08:05,420
Say hello to Gary.

5993
07:08:05,420 --> 07:08:07,420
Hi, A.G. How are you doing?

5994
07:08:07,420 --> 07:08:09,420
That's basically all he does.

5995
07:08:09,420 --> 07:08:12,420
He'll respond to you depending on the pitch of your voice.

5996
07:08:12,420 --> 07:08:14,420
Now I understand he also goes to sleep after a while now.

5997
07:08:14,420 --> 07:08:15,420
Yes.

5998
07:08:15,420 --> 07:08:19,420
If you don't talk to him for about 20, 30 seconds, he'll just nod off.

5999
07:08:19,420 --> 07:08:22,420
And you have to pick him up again and shake him to wake him up.

6000
07:08:22,420 --> 07:08:25,420
This is going to be great for kids going to bed, isn't it?

6001
07:08:25,420 --> 07:08:26,420
Definitely.

6002
07:08:26,420 --> 07:08:29,420
One of the advantages is the bear listens, too.

6003
07:08:29,420 --> 07:08:30,420
Yeah.

6004
07:08:30,420 --> 07:08:32,420
It usually will listen to you talk and then respond.

6005
07:08:32,420 --> 07:08:36,420
And I understand that children have a good time just carrying on conversations with it.

6006
07:08:36,420 --> 07:08:38,420
And it does talk back.

6007
07:08:38,420 --> 07:08:41,420
What kind of battery-- sorry to ruin the illusion--

6008
07:08:41,420 --> 07:08:44,420
What kind of battery this is really not going to shut the rest?

6009
07:08:44,420 --> 07:08:46,420
No, he has a battery, too.

6010
07:08:46,420 --> 07:08:48,420
I'm going to open him up here.

6011
07:08:48,420 --> 07:08:51,420
It takes regular C batteries and it's got--

6012
07:08:51,420 --> 07:08:53,420
It should probably last pretty long, I guess.

6013
07:08:53,420 --> 07:08:55,420
Do a little dissection.

6014
07:08:55,420 --> 07:08:58,420
Oh, this is really terrible.

6015
07:08:58,420 --> 07:09:00,420
This is basically what's in him.

6016
07:09:00,420 --> 07:09:04,420
It's a little speaker, a little microphone, and you put the battery in here.

6017
07:09:04,420 --> 07:09:06,420
And, uh--

6018
07:09:06,420 --> 07:09:07,420
How much does that guy call him?

6019
07:09:07,420 --> 07:09:09,420
This costs about $30.

6020
07:09:09,420 --> 07:09:13,420
And it's sold throughout the country, I understand, in every city.

6021
07:09:13,420 --> 07:09:15,420
Department stores and toy stores.

6022
07:09:15,420 --> 07:09:16,420
A.G. Bear.

6023
07:09:16,420 --> 07:09:18,420
Do you know how long the batteries last, Wendy?

6024
07:09:18,420 --> 07:09:20,420
Apparently, they do last a long time.

6025
07:09:20,420 --> 07:09:21,420
That's cute.

6026
07:09:21,420 --> 07:09:22,420
That is pretty neat.

6027
07:09:22,420 --> 07:09:26,420
I know you have some other little animals there, but we'll get back to those in just a second, Wendy.

6028
07:09:26,420 --> 07:09:28,420
George, we're talking hardware this segment.

6029
07:09:28,420 --> 07:09:30,420
What's the neatest hardware Christmas present out there?

6030
07:09:30,420 --> 07:09:32,420
Well, I like the PC compatibles.

6031
07:09:32,420 --> 07:09:36,420
And, uh, Epson is rolling out a new one this year.

6032
07:09:36,420 --> 07:09:38,420
This is the man who makes the pivot talking.

6033
07:09:38,420 --> 07:09:39,420
That's right.

6034
07:09:39,420 --> 07:09:40,420
Okay, go ahead.

6035
07:09:40,420 --> 07:09:41,420
Well, we're talking back to the buck here.

6036
07:09:41,420 --> 07:09:42,420
Okay, okay.

6037
07:09:42,420 --> 07:09:43,420
And I think the Epson--

6038
07:09:43,420 --> 07:09:46,420
Epson tried once and sort of fell on their face.

6039
07:09:46,420 --> 07:09:53,420
But they've come back and they've now got a product at $995 that is supposed to be very, very IBM compatible.

6040
07:09:53,420 --> 07:09:56,420
And, uh, it's the second time out.

6041
07:09:56,420 --> 07:09:59,420
And generally, the Japanese get it done quite well the second time out.

6042
07:09:59,420 --> 07:10:01,420
So, uh, I know it's compatible.

6043
07:10:01,420 --> 07:10:04,420
The price has got to be right at $995.

6044
07:10:04,420 --> 07:10:05,420
What's included at $995?

6045
07:10:05,420 --> 07:10:06,420
I mean, drives, memory, and stuff?

6046
07:10:06,420 --> 07:10:09,420
You get one drive, you get 256k of memory, you get a--

6047
07:10:09,420 --> 07:10:13,420
Uh, you don't get a monitor, but you do get the graphics card.

6048
07:10:13,420 --> 07:10:16,420
And, uh, so it's a fairly complete machine, not totally complete.

6049
07:10:16,420 --> 07:10:20,420
So, pretty good IBM PC compatible for $995 plus monitor.

6050
07:10:20,420 --> 07:10:21,420
That's right.

6051
07:10:21,420 --> 07:10:23,420
So, if you want to buy somebody a computer compatible, that's a good pick.

6052
07:10:23,420 --> 07:10:24,420
It's not a bad choice.

6053
07:10:24,420 --> 07:10:25,420
Not a bad choice.

6054
07:10:25,420 --> 07:10:30,420
Okay, he wants to buy an Epson computer, and you want to buy a printer which isn't an Epson.

6055
07:10:30,420 --> 07:10:31,420
What do you got?

6056
07:10:31,420 --> 07:10:34,420
I'll tell you, I thought about this problem of what would I want, what would I actually use.

6057
07:10:34,420 --> 07:10:38,420
And I went through-- I just went to Condex and looked at all the new things that were going on there.

6058
07:10:38,420 --> 07:10:39,420
I thought--

6059
07:10:39,420 --> 07:10:40,420
Should you get into the shut-up?

6060
07:10:40,420 --> 07:10:44,420
I love you, but we're going to have to put you over in the corner.

6061
07:10:44,420 --> 07:10:49,420
I went through things like voice recognition and speech synthesis and scanners and things like that.

6062
07:10:49,420 --> 07:10:54,420
And I thought, those are all really neat gadgets, and I love gadgets, but I thought it would be practical and say, what would I really use?

6063
07:10:54,420 --> 07:11:01,420
And in fact, a couple weeks ago, I picked up a little printer for doing some debugging work that had a particular program that used a printer.

6064
07:11:01,420 --> 07:11:04,420
And I went down and found this little OKI data, 192.

6065
07:11:04,420 --> 07:11:11,420
And the reason I like this one-- and I'll say this is actually a group of printers in this category that are very lightweight.

6066
07:11:11,420 --> 07:11:13,420
You can put them in a briefcase.

6067
07:11:13,420 --> 07:11:17,420
You can carry them along with the Compaq, for example, with your transportable computer system.

6068
07:11:17,420 --> 07:11:21,420
And I hadn't purchased a printer for years, I think.

6069
07:11:21,420 --> 07:11:24,420
And last night, my purchase was probably an old Centronics 101 or something like that.

6070
07:11:24,420 --> 07:11:30,420
I found out this little machine did the same thing that those old bulky machines did that cost $2,000 a few years ago.

6071
07:11:30,420 --> 07:11:32,420
It does all-- in fact, it does everything.

6072
07:11:32,420 --> 07:11:35,420
It scrunches the paper up when it misfeeds and everything.

6073
07:11:35,420 --> 07:11:37,420
All the bad habits of the old printers.

6074
07:11:37,420 --> 07:11:44,420
But I'd say from my standpoint, from a program developer, if you have someone at home that likes to write programs and I have a little printer, it's a good choice.

6075
07:11:44,420 --> 07:11:45,420
How much does it cost, Gary?

6076
07:11:45,420 --> 07:11:47,420
I've seen them from $400 to $500.

6077
07:11:47,420 --> 07:11:48,420
And how much does it weigh?

6078
07:11:48,420 --> 07:11:53,420
I don't get the exact-- I don't know exactly what it is, but it's very lightweight.

6079
07:11:53,420 --> 07:11:58,420
And they come slightly larger, but it's a nice fit with a portable computer, something like that.

6080
07:11:58,420 --> 07:12:00,420
Now, it's a dot matrix printer?

6081
07:12:00,420 --> 07:12:02,420
Dot matrix printer, near letter quality.

6082
07:12:02,420 --> 07:12:03,420
Near letter quality.

6083
07:12:03,420 --> 07:12:05,420
And again, I don't want to endorse this exact computer--

6084
07:12:05,420 --> 07:12:06,420
Sure.

6085
07:12:06,420 --> 07:12:10,420
--this exact printer, but the idea is that we have some really nice, small, portable printers like this right now that are on the market.

6086
07:12:10,420 --> 07:12:11,420
OK.

6087
07:12:11,420 --> 07:12:16,420
You know, there are a class of developing printers that are even smaller than that that run from batteries.

6088
07:12:16,420 --> 07:12:18,420
The printing quality isn't nearly as good.

6089
07:12:18,420 --> 07:12:19,420
Right.

6090
07:12:19,420 --> 07:12:23,420
And I think in this particular case, what I'm looking at is my personal computer that I use is a compact 286.

6091
07:12:23,420 --> 07:12:32,420
And that kind of computer system, a large memory system, a hard disk and things of that sort, it's really not the kind of thing you use on an airplane, but you're going to have an EC plug and you want this thing to run very, very fast.

6092
07:12:32,420 --> 07:12:34,420
160 characters per minute is another thing.

6093
07:12:34,420 --> 07:12:35,420
That is very fast.

6094
07:12:35,420 --> 07:12:36,420
OK.

6095
07:12:36,420 --> 07:12:40,420
Speaking of using on an airplane, or using in the bathtub for that matter, here's my pick, OK?

6096
07:12:40,420 --> 07:12:42,420
This is a tiny new little computer.

6097
07:12:42,420 --> 07:12:44,420
I guess you can't even call it a microcomputer.

6098
07:12:44,420 --> 07:12:46,420
This is just a delightful little machine.

6099
07:12:46,420 --> 07:12:51,420
It's called the Access and it just came out from a company called Mellar Technologies of New York.

6100
07:12:51,420 --> 07:12:53,420
And it's an incredible little machine.

6101
07:12:53,420 --> 07:12:55,420
It really operates a lot like, say, a Radio Shack Model 100.

6102
07:12:55,420 --> 07:12:57,420
It obviously doesn't have a real great touch typing keyboard.

6103
07:12:57,420 --> 07:12:58,420
It's a lot smaller, isn't it?

6104
07:12:58,420 --> 07:13:00,420
But it's a lot smaller, but it's interesting.

6105
07:13:00,420 --> 07:13:08,420
Even though it has a 40 column by eight row screen, which isn't too bad, you can actually create 80 column by 24 line documents and window across them.

6106
07:13:08,420 --> 07:13:10,420
So it'll wrap at whatever size you want.

6107
07:13:10,420 --> 07:13:14,420
It opens up in a nice function menu like a lot of those other portables do.

6108
07:13:14,420 --> 07:13:16,420
It has a built-in word processor, which isn't too bad.

6109
07:13:16,420 --> 07:13:19,420
So immediately I could go, say, to my text menu.

6110
07:13:19,420 --> 07:13:20,420
Excuse me.

6111
07:13:20,420 --> 07:13:24,420
The thing I like about this is it's pretty clever in its file searching capacity.

6112
07:13:24,420 --> 07:13:28,420
So besides the word processor, it handles files almost like a filer, like a database manager.

6113
07:13:28,420 --> 07:13:34,420
So if I want to go find a particular file in here, I can just find it normally and give it the file name.

6114
07:13:34,420 --> 07:13:36,420
But if I don't remember how often we look for a file, we forget what you called the file.

6115
07:13:36,420 --> 07:13:37,420
Okay.

6116
07:13:37,420 --> 07:13:39,420
It'll do a keyword search of all the files.

6117
07:13:39,420 --> 07:13:41,420
Say, give me the file that had Kildahl's name in it.

6118
07:13:41,420 --> 07:13:42,420
And it'll come up with it.

6119
07:13:42,420 --> 07:13:46,420
Or if I can't do that, I can call up files by the first six lines of each document.

6120
07:13:46,420 --> 07:13:48,420
And it'll just scan through those if I don't remember what it was called.

6121
07:13:48,420 --> 07:13:52,420
Sir, do you have a way of communicating then with another computer system?

6122
07:13:52,420 --> 07:13:53,420
Transfer the file back and forth?

6123
07:13:53,420 --> 07:13:54,420
Well, that's actually the beauty of this.

6124
07:13:54,420 --> 07:13:55,420
It's got a modem.

6125
07:13:55,420 --> 07:13:56,420
It comes in with it.

6126
07:13:56,420 --> 07:13:57,420
It's got a little port right over here.

6127
07:13:57,420 --> 07:13:59,420
And it comes with an acoustic coupler.

6128
07:13:59,420 --> 07:14:00,420
So the theory is you carry this around.

6129
07:14:00,420 --> 07:14:01,420
You're at the airport.

6130
07:14:01,420 --> 07:14:02,420
You can't get to a modular plug.

6131
07:14:02,420 --> 07:14:04,420
You just go to a payphone, put it on.

6132
07:14:04,420 --> 07:14:07,420
It's got the built-in communication software in here.

6133
07:14:07,420 --> 07:14:08,420
I guess I can go back here.

6134
07:14:08,420 --> 07:14:11,420
And one of the choices is Telecom menu.

6135
07:14:11,420 --> 07:14:12,420
And you can see I can get in there.

6136
07:14:12,420 --> 07:14:18,420
So I can go get Wendy's Newsbytes off the source or call up CompuServe or Dow Jones or my home banking or whatever.

6137
07:14:18,420 --> 07:14:21,420
I can easily download things in here.

6138
07:14:21,420 --> 07:14:23,420
I can upload to my computer back home.

6139
07:14:23,420 --> 07:14:24,420
I can go right out of this port.

6140
07:14:24,420 --> 07:14:26,420
It's a real computer.

6141
07:14:26,420 --> 07:14:28,420
It really is quite amazing.

6142
07:14:28,420 --> 07:14:33,420
We should, for the viewers, I guess we ought to mention that the screen is really excellent.

6143
07:14:33,420 --> 07:14:36,420
It has very good contrast and there's very low reflections.

6144
07:14:36,420 --> 07:14:38,420
It's quite amazing to get the 40 columns and the 8 pretty good.

6145
07:14:38,420 --> 07:14:41,420
Now, another thing I like about this is watch this deal.

6146
07:14:41,420 --> 07:14:45,420
It has 40K internal memory and 64K memory cartridges.

6147
07:14:45,420 --> 07:14:48,420
So you can carry a couple of these around in your pocket, have a lot of storage.

6148
07:14:48,420 --> 07:14:51,420
And they're coming out with application software on these cartridges.

6149
07:14:51,420 --> 07:14:54,420
You just shove it in there and there you go.

6150
07:14:54,420 --> 07:14:55,420
That can be either RAM or ROM.

6151
07:14:55,420 --> 07:14:56,420
That's right.

6152
07:14:56,420 --> 07:14:57,420
Exactly.

6153
07:14:57,420 --> 07:14:58,420
And it runs on a very little battery back here.

6154
07:14:58,420 --> 07:15:00,420
It runs for about 10 hours, not plugged in.

6155
07:15:00,420 --> 07:15:01,420
Is this programmable in any sense?

6156
07:15:01,420 --> 07:15:04,420
Could you go past the word processor and actually do any programming?

6157
07:15:04,420 --> 07:15:05,420
I understand.

6158
07:15:05,420 --> 07:15:06,420
Not yet.

6159
07:15:06,420 --> 07:15:09,420
But I understand you'll be able to buy a basic cartridge or another programming language cartridge.

6160
07:15:09,420 --> 07:15:10,420
Did you say the price of this?

6161
07:15:10,420 --> 07:15:13,420
It starts at $500 depending on the memory configuration zone.

6162
07:15:13,420 --> 07:15:16,420
We only have a minute left and I want to see what those cats are all about.

6163
07:15:16,420 --> 07:15:17,420
Okay.

6164
07:15:17,420 --> 07:15:18,420
So, you can see the price of this.

6165
07:15:18,420 --> 07:15:19,420
I want to see the price of this.

6166
07:15:19,420 --> 07:15:20,420
I want to see the price of this.

6167
07:15:20,420 --> 07:15:21,420
I want to see the price of this.

6168
07:15:21,420 --> 07:15:22,420
I want to see the price of this.

6169
07:15:22,420 --> 07:15:23,420
I want to see the price of this.

6170
07:15:23,420 --> 07:15:24,420
I want to see the price of this.

6171
07:15:24,420 --> 07:15:25,420
I want to see the price of this.

6172
07:15:25,420 --> 07:15:26,420
I want to see the price of this.

6173
07:15:26,420 --> 07:15:27,420
I want to see the price of this.

6174
07:15:27,420 --> 07:15:28,420
I want to see the price of this.

6175
07:15:28,420 --> 07:15:29,420
I want to see the price of this.

6176
07:15:29,420 --> 07:15:30,420
I want to see the price of this.

6177
07:15:30,420 --> 07:15:31,420
I want to see the price of this.

6178
07:15:31,420 --> 07:15:35,420
They supposedly will purr if you say purr, but I haven't been able to get them to do that.

6179
07:15:35,420 --> 07:15:36,420
Clap.

6180
07:15:39,420 --> 07:15:40,420
You have two of them.

6181
07:15:40,420 --> 07:15:41,420
Now, do they mate?

6182
07:15:41,420 --> 07:15:42,420
Is that one of their tricks here, Wendy?

6183
07:15:42,420 --> 07:15:44,420
No, I just thought it would be double trouble.

6184
07:15:44,420 --> 07:15:45,420
Go ahead.

6185
07:15:45,420 --> 07:15:46,420
Clap.

6186
07:15:46,420 --> 07:15:48,420
There we go.

6187
07:15:48,420 --> 07:15:52,420
The hardware comes to the hardware designer.

6188
07:15:52,420 --> 07:15:53,420
Okay.

6189
07:15:53,420 --> 07:15:54,420
Go ahead.

6190
07:15:58,420 --> 07:16:00,420
Okay, Wendy, what's going on inside here?

6191
07:16:00,420 --> 07:16:05,420
Well, there's a little custom chip in there, and it's got limited voice recognition.

6192
07:16:05,420 --> 07:16:08,420
It responds to about ten different verbal commands.

6193
07:16:08,420 --> 07:16:09,420
Come here.

6194
07:16:10,420 --> 07:16:13,420
Okay, there's a response to or out of time.

6195
07:16:14,420 --> 07:16:15,420
And we are.

6196
07:16:15,420 --> 07:16:16,420
I'm sorry, Wendy.

6197
07:16:16,420 --> 07:16:18,420
I hope you have a very pleasant Christmas from all of us here.

6198
07:16:18,420 --> 07:16:20,420
I hope you find a nice high-tech toy under your Christmas tree.

6199
07:16:20,420 --> 07:16:21,420
We'll see you next time.

6200
07:16:21,420 --> 07:16:22,420
We'll see you next time.

6201
07:16:22,420 --> 07:16:38,420
In the random access file this week, December computer sales are looking good, but not because of Christmas.

6202
07:16:38,420 --> 07:16:40,420
The most activity seems to be in business.

6203
07:16:40,420 --> 07:16:41,420
Yeah, they're gone.

6204
07:16:41,420 --> 07:16:42,420
I think my legs are gone, look.

6205
07:16:42,420 --> 07:16:43,420
I think the legs are gone.

6206
07:16:43,420 --> 07:16:44,420
I think the legs are gone.

6207
07:16:44,420 --> 07:16:45,420
The legs are gone, Pat.

6208
07:16:45,420 --> 07:16:46,420
The legs are gone.

6209
07:16:46,420 --> 07:16:48,940
The legs are gone, Pat, the legs are gone.

6210
07:16:48,940 --> 07:17:18,920
The legs are gone.

6211
07:17:18,920 --> 07:17:48,900
The legs are gone.

6212
07:17:48,900 --> 07:18:18,880
The legs are gone.

6213
07:18:18,880 --> 07:18:40,140
I started very late into the day and to be honest doing it after sitting down for hours it felt like a real nice change of pace. It's like the way Schindler is swinging that leather boot in the air there. How good he felt swinging that little boot there. That's how I felt starting to undertake the challenge.

6214
07:18:42,240 --> 07:18:58,740
I'm just not used to this little small space and to be honest counting as well is it's it's hard to focus on the two at the same time. I'm making excuses.

6215
07:19:01,740 --> 07:19:13,180
But thank you very much there for tipping again there some ball away. You don't need to do that. That's that's too kind. But I will fulfill that in honor.

6216
07:19:15,180 --> 07:19:27,420
Of you but it'll be another day not tomorrow. Need to give it a few days I think and then try it again you know as entertaining and enthralling as it is.

6217
07:19:34,460 --> 07:19:45,660
I could set up a camera. I don't have a guard in there Parastroika but I could set up a camera and do it and record it but it just wouldn't be the same as doing it live you know.

6218
07:19:46,060 --> 07:19:50,240
And it wouldn't be the same as doing it live inside a tight little space in a room you know.

6219
07:19:51,500 --> 07:19:54,460
That feels like a bit of a an achievement to me then.

6220
07:20:00,460 --> 07:20:05,900
If anything I'm practicing just for physical movement on stream.

6221
07:20:08,300 --> 07:20:13,180
Hopefully for a new and interesting treatments and situations.

6222
07:20:15,740 --> 07:20:23,660
And the shoulder cam really isn't conducive to to knocking off a thousand I'd say Dara it's it's too cumbersome and it's.

6223
07:20:24,940 --> 07:20:28,780
You just don't have you need to have the freedom of movement you know the mobility.

6224
07:20:28,780 --> 07:20:44,620
I think the situation room is probably going to become this Richard. I don't think the situation room is going to move into a new room although.

6225
07:20:44,620 --> 07:20:47,260
It would be nice to have a different place but I mean it's just.

6226
07:20:47,260 --> 07:20:49,700
when I've got the streaming desktop here

6227
07:20:49,700 --> 07:20:51,640
and then I have to remove myself

6228
07:20:51,640 --> 07:20:52,520
and go into a new room,

6229
07:20:52,620 --> 07:20:54,420
it's almost as if I'll have to

6230
07:20:54,420 --> 07:20:57,800
completely forget about all the controls

6231
07:20:57,800 --> 07:21:00,760
and the seeing the chat

6232
07:21:00,760 --> 07:21:03,180
and, you know, corresponding with the,

6233
07:21:03,260 --> 07:21:04,260
if you're chatting to me in that.

6234
07:21:04,760 --> 07:21:07,520
And then I'm on my own,

6235
07:21:07,600 --> 07:21:09,420
then I'm isolated in the room, you know?

6236
07:21:09,420 --> 07:21:26,620
Yeah, monitor on the wall with a large chat

6237
07:21:26,620 --> 07:21:30,060
is a possibility, but it just,

6238
07:21:30,400 --> 07:21:33,780
it's a lot of faffing around

6239
07:21:33,780 --> 07:21:34,680
and that little room,

6240
07:21:34,820 --> 07:21:36,520
it sees a lot of moving,

6241
07:21:36,520 --> 07:21:37,360
like, you know, getting,

6242
07:21:37,740 --> 07:21:38,640
moving stuff around,

6243
07:21:38,940 --> 07:21:39,800
furniture-wise,

6244
07:21:39,900 --> 07:21:41,640
just to be able to do

6245
07:21:41,640 --> 07:21:45,020
the situation room in and of itself

6246
07:21:45,020 --> 07:21:46,840
and then that's not going to be a permanent fixture

6247
07:21:46,840 --> 07:21:49,760
so I wouldn't keep the monitor in there.

6248
07:21:50,820 --> 07:21:51,600
So it just,

6249
07:21:52,940 --> 07:21:54,140
it's like I can't be bothered

6250
07:21:54,140 --> 07:21:56,560
fucking setting all that stuff up in there, but.

6251
07:22:05,320 --> 07:22:06,560
And the chat,

6252
07:22:07,100 --> 07:22:08,560
yeah, I mean, look, it's grand.

6253
07:22:08,560 --> 07:22:10,000
I'll see the chat on the phone

6254
07:22:10,000 --> 07:22:11,140
and it will be fine.

6255
07:22:12,140 --> 07:22:13,540
But as regards to keep you up

6256
07:22:13,540 --> 07:22:14,640
is I can't re-chat anyway.

6257
07:22:14,940 --> 07:22:16,680
Another thing that was going through my mind there

6258
07:22:16,680 --> 07:22:17,600
as I was reaching,

6259
07:22:18,160 --> 07:22:19,740
you know, like 700 was,

6260
07:22:20,800 --> 07:22:22,440
someone earlier on was,

6261
07:22:22,720 --> 07:22:24,960
there was like racist stuff in the,

6262
07:22:24,960 --> 07:22:26,320
in the chat or, you know,

6263
07:22:26,400 --> 07:22:27,880
and dodgy shit being said.

6264
07:22:27,960 --> 07:22:29,480
I was having to monitor that

6265
07:22:29,480 --> 07:22:31,780
and I had to take someone out the game.

6266
07:22:32,020 --> 07:22:34,480
very, it was lucky I saw it.

6267
07:22:34,480 --> 07:22:35,740
I managed to take him out the game.

6268
07:22:38,140 --> 07:22:39,760
And then there was that other lad who

6269
07:22:39,760 --> 07:22:41,740
I read out his name and that was Dodge.

6270
07:22:43,100 --> 07:22:45,700
Which wasn't as bad as the one I took out of the game.

6271
07:22:46,240 --> 07:22:46,480
But I,

6272
07:22:46,880 --> 07:22:47,900
when I was doing the kick-ups,

6273
07:22:47,980 --> 07:22:48,260
I thought,

6274
07:22:48,400 --> 07:22:49,420
what if some fuckers

6275
07:22:49,420 --> 07:22:52,040
spamming the worst shit note of man?

6276
07:22:54,840 --> 07:22:56,020
At that time,

6277
07:22:56,080 --> 07:22:57,000
it was too late.

6278
07:22:57,100 --> 07:22:57,280
You know,

6279
07:22:57,340 --> 07:22:57,540
I was,

6280
07:22:57,540 --> 07:22:58,480
I was 500,

6281
07:22:58,720 --> 07:22:59,680
600 kick-ups

6282
07:22:59,680 --> 07:23:01,980
deep at that stage.

6283
07:23:02,420 --> 07:23:04,320
So I couldn't really add a moderator

6284
07:23:04,320 --> 07:23:05,360
or anything like that,

6285
07:23:05,380 --> 07:23:05,620
you know?

6286
07:23:06,360 --> 07:23:07,060
So I,

6287
07:23:07,380 --> 07:23:07,760
again,

6288
07:23:07,860 --> 07:23:09,040
these are excuses.

6289
07:23:09,220 --> 07:23:10,200
I know you're thinking he's,

6290
07:23:10,320 --> 07:23:10,660
he's,

6291
07:23:10,660 --> 07:23:11,720
he's got a lot of excuses.

6292
07:23:11,720 --> 07:23:13,640
He's got a lot to say when he can't do it,

6293
07:23:13,640 --> 07:23:13,920
you know?

6294
07:23:16,180 --> 07:23:18,020
And not permanent mods.

6295
07:23:18,820 --> 07:23:19,360
I mean,

6296
07:23:19,380 --> 07:23:22,060
I'd rather there was just no mods at all.

6297
07:23:23,200 --> 07:23:24,180
And that's fine.

6298
07:23:24,280 --> 07:23:25,080
Seems to be okay.

6299
07:23:25,180 --> 07:23:27,600
Do you know when there's a small group watching?

6300
07:23:27,760 --> 07:23:28,940
But when the numbers go up,

6301
07:23:29,000 --> 07:23:30,200
then you definitely need people,

6302
07:23:30,300 --> 07:23:30,540
I think,

6303
07:23:30,600 --> 07:23:31,960
to monitor what's going on.

6304
07:23:32,720 --> 07:23:33,200
But I mean,

6305
07:23:33,460 --> 07:23:34,480
it's fine when it's,

6306
07:23:35,900 --> 07:23:36,180
you know,

6307
07:23:36,200 --> 07:23:36,580
a nice,

6308
07:23:37,020 --> 07:23:40,760
manageable number.

6309
07:23:59,420 --> 07:24:00,480
Oh my God.

6310
07:24:05,260 --> 07:24:06,040
Kind of cool.

6311
07:24:06,040 --> 07:24:06,480
Yeah.

6312
07:24:06,480 --> 07:24:10,860
So you end up with one,

6313
07:24:10,980 --> 07:24:12,820
one hand navigation on it,

6314
07:24:13,200 --> 07:24:13,740
which is cool.

6315
07:24:14,120 --> 07:24:14,620
But the,

6316
07:24:14,640 --> 07:24:16,240
the major emphasis,

6317
07:24:16,380 --> 07:24:16,960
I think with Sony,

6318
07:24:17,000 --> 07:24:18,860
it's going to be this little gizmo here.

6319
07:24:18,940 --> 07:24:20,000
This is the memory stick,

6320
07:24:20,000 --> 07:24:22,060
which goes into your camcorder,

6321
07:24:22,420 --> 07:24:23,600
your digital camera,

6322
07:24:23,600 --> 07:24:25,000
on and on.

6323
07:24:25,080 --> 07:24:25,760
Pretty decent.

6324
07:24:25,880 --> 07:24:26,200
That one.

6325
07:24:26,320 --> 07:24:27,960
Is this a holiday buyer's guide as well?

6326
07:24:28,000 --> 07:24:29,180
I don't think I've seen this one.

6327
07:24:31,180 --> 07:24:32,320
going forward.

6328
07:24:32,320 --> 07:24:34,380
And it's an incredible hair scenario.

6329
07:24:34,380 --> 07:24:36,560
I've seen that earlier on

6330
07:24:36,560 --> 07:24:40,180
when there was a random access intro sting

6331
07:24:40,180 --> 07:24:41,300
that I hadn't seen before,

6332
07:24:41,300 --> 07:24:42,600
which featured her face

6333
07:24:42,600 --> 07:24:43,880
and her hair.

6334
07:24:46,080 --> 07:24:46,580
exponentially.

6335
07:24:46,580 --> 07:24:49,040
And I've seen videos around on the screen.

6336
07:24:49,040 --> 07:24:49,040
Right.

6337
07:24:49,040 --> 07:24:49,740
That are on the screen.

6338
07:24:49,740 --> 07:24:49,920
Right.

6339
07:24:49,920 --> 07:24:52,360
I think you'll be seeing this as a media player of the future,

6340
07:24:52,360 --> 07:24:53,420
the next Sony walk-in.

6341
07:24:53,420 --> 07:24:53,720
Cool.

6342
07:24:53,720 --> 07:24:54,720
But it is monocon.

6343
07:24:54,720 --> 07:24:56,180
It is monocon right now.

6344
07:24:56,180 --> 07:24:57,400
It is a hefty $400.

6345
07:24:57,400 --> 07:24:58,020
Yeah.

6346
07:24:58,020 --> 07:24:59,220
But it is a Sony product.

6347
07:24:59,220 --> 07:25:00,140
And it's got promised.

6348
07:25:00,140 --> 07:25:07,180
This is the new Rex touch screen.

6349
07:25:07,180 --> 07:25:08,360
So we've seen Rex's before,

6350
07:25:08,360 --> 07:25:09,500
but this is different because...

6351
07:25:09,500 --> 07:25:12,500
This is different because you don't have to go through all the weird buttons

6352
07:25:12,500 --> 07:25:15,240
and little scroll bars on the side in order to navigate through it.

6353
07:25:15,240 --> 07:25:16,640
So can you show us actually touch screen, huh?

6354
07:25:16,760 --> 07:25:17,520
It is touch screen.

6355
07:25:17,600 --> 07:25:19,020
You can download from the web.

6356
07:25:19,420 --> 07:25:20,300
You can get your stocks.

6357
07:25:20,420 --> 07:25:21,360
You can get your daily...

6358
07:25:21,360 --> 07:25:21,440
Okay.

6359
07:25:21,660 --> 07:25:23,360
And all those buttons and all...

6360
07:25:23,360 --> 07:25:24,140
All right.

6361
07:25:24,200 --> 07:25:27,340
This is exactly the kind of episode I wanted to watch earlier on.

6362
07:25:27,700 --> 07:25:29,580
And I find this with the Computer Chronicles.

6363
07:25:29,700 --> 07:25:35,400
It might be a situation where you have to play a few of them before you strike gold.

6364
07:25:35,840 --> 07:25:40,560
This is exactly what I would have liked to have seen in the first situation, you know?

6365
07:25:44,080 --> 07:25:45,040
But it's...

6366
07:25:45,040 --> 07:25:46,380
I like these little gadgets.

6367
07:25:46,660 --> 07:25:48,100
These gizmos.

6368
07:25:49,700 --> 07:25:50,820
LCD display.

6369
07:25:51,820 --> 07:25:52,920
Dot matrix.

6370
07:25:59,260 --> 07:25:59,900
Right, exactly.

6371
07:25:59,900 --> 07:26:01,240
And it's a PCMCA card.

6372
07:26:01,280 --> 07:26:03,240
It's a PC card, so it does go into your laptop.

6373
07:26:03,240 --> 07:26:03,960
Thank you very much.

6374
07:26:04,200 --> 07:26:05,760
Thank you very much, TamFam.

6375
07:26:07,660 --> 07:26:08,240
Absolutely, yeah.

6376
07:26:08,660 --> 07:26:10,120
And that's $149 from Zircom.

6377
07:26:10,880 --> 07:26:11,380
Nice little.

6378
07:26:11,620 --> 07:26:12,140
Very small.

6379
07:26:12,320 --> 07:26:12,540
Okay.

6380
07:26:13,000 --> 07:26:15,180
Next, you have the visor, which you're familiar with,

6381
07:26:15,300 --> 07:26:17,900
but they've finally done something with that darn slot in the bag.

6382
07:26:17,960 --> 07:26:21,600
They finally completed something on the promise of the springboard slot.

6383
07:26:21,720 --> 07:26:21,940
Right.

6384
07:26:22,040 --> 07:26:23,260
And that's with this little gizmo.

6385
07:26:23,260 --> 07:26:24,700
This is the visor phone.

6386
07:26:25,140 --> 07:26:26,120
It's a cell phone.

6387
07:26:26,220 --> 07:26:27,000
It is a cell phone.

6388
07:26:27,000 --> 07:26:29,060
It sticks into the expansion slot in the visor.

6389
07:26:29,080 --> 07:26:29,440
Exactly.

6390
07:26:30,140 --> 07:26:31,760
It's just a matter of snapping it in.

6391
07:26:31,800 --> 07:26:33,440
There's no download of software or anything.

6392
07:26:33,660 --> 07:26:35,800
And this becomes the keypad and all that stuff.

6393
07:26:36,100 --> 07:26:36,420
Yeah.

6394
07:26:36,680 --> 07:26:37,680
It becomes the keypad.

6395
07:26:37,760 --> 07:26:38,540
Visor phone.

6396
07:26:38,640 --> 07:26:41,200
Use it as a regular phone up to your ear if you want.

6397
07:26:41,620 --> 07:26:43,700
Or on the side here, there's the earpiece.

6398
07:26:44,480 --> 07:26:46,700
So you could be talking and doing your PDA stuff.

6399
07:26:46,700 --> 07:26:49,420
Instead of carrying the cell phone and the PDA, you can actually carry the one.

6400
07:26:49,420 --> 07:26:52,480
There's promise of this is the first convergence product on the line.

6401
07:26:52,580 --> 07:26:52,600
Yeah, yeah.

6402
07:26:52,600 --> 07:26:52,800
Interesting.

6403
07:26:52,920 --> 07:26:55,960
$2.99 for the phone module for the sign-up on the service.

6404
07:26:55,960 --> 07:26:56,180
All right.

6405
07:26:56,240 --> 07:26:57,640
Now, finally, we have this baby.

6406
07:26:57,760 --> 07:26:58,560
This is really cool.

6407
07:26:58,720 --> 07:26:58,900
Really new.

6408
07:26:58,900 --> 07:26:59,880
This is a neat little guy.

6409
07:26:59,960 --> 07:27:00,880
The do-do-do guy.

6410
07:27:01,040 --> 07:27:01,780
This is the...

6411
07:27:01,780 --> 07:27:04,640
The do-do-do guy would be good as...

6412
07:27:06,640 --> 07:27:08,540
An alert.

6413
07:27:08,980 --> 07:27:10,180
Look at that little situation.

6414
07:27:10,320 --> 07:27:12,260
And it's got stew inside a box as well.

6415
07:27:12,520 --> 07:27:13,240
There's no windows.

6416
07:27:13,400 --> 07:27:14,960
There's no mouse for navigation.

6417
07:27:15,420 --> 07:27:16,200
There's no pull-down.

6418
07:27:16,360 --> 07:27:17,160
Internet terminal.

6419
07:27:17,460 --> 07:27:18,480
Put it on the kitchen table.

6420
07:27:18,640 --> 07:27:21,420
So does this mean there was a Computer Chronicles website?

6421
07:27:21,940 --> 07:27:31,820
Maybe there's a back catalog, a cached series of Computer Chronicles pages on the archive.org, maybe?

6422
07:27:33,720 --> 07:27:34,760
Designed for the home.

6423
07:27:35,040 --> 07:27:35,220
Yeah.

6424
07:27:35,640 --> 07:27:38,260
And they've done some great strides in...

6425
07:27:38,260 --> 07:27:39,020
And we're live on...

6426
07:27:39,020 --> 07:27:43,040
Classic agnostic Computer Chronicles, this liquid crystal display.

6427
07:27:44,100 --> 07:27:44,740
Online right now.

6428
07:27:44,920 --> 07:27:48,420
Recently enough, I hear the archive.org was hacked.

6429
07:27:48,860 --> 07:27:51,320
I'm not sure whether or not that's up and running again now.

6430
07:27:55,820 --> 07:27:59,500
The buttons on the side here are for navigation for the date book.

6431
07:27:59,500 --> 07:28:01,960
So it's sort of like a PDA in that sense.

6432
07:28:02,040 --> 07:28:02,620
Exactly, yeah.

6433
07:28:02,900 --> 07:28:05,360
The web access, you have your address book.

6434
07:28:05,600 --> 07:28:05,840
Okay.

6435
07:28:05,920 --> 07:28:08,640
And down here on the bottom is the one-button email.

6436
07:28:08,720 --> 07:28:09,240
One-button email.

6437
07:28:09,800 --> 07:28:10,940
And that little knob is what?

6438
07:28:11,340 --> 07:28:12,660
Save the archive for the next stream.

6439
07:28:12,780 --> 07:28:13,500
Sounds like a rabbit hole.

6440
07:28:13,840 --> 07:28:15,840
If it's there, then yeah, I'll do that.

6441
07:28:15,920 --> 07:28:19,100
It kind of goes back to the pre-digital TV when you have to get up and change...

6442
07:28:19,100 --> 07:28:20,980
Sports side, news side, blah, blah, blah.

6443
07:28:21,100 --> 07:28:21,720
You can't...

6444
07:28:21,720 --> 07:28:23,560
It comes with some predetermined...

6445
07:28:23,560 --> 07:28:24,740
But you see it at the bottom of the screen.

6446
07:28:25,040 --> 07:28:25,320
Got it.

6447
07:28:25,340 --> 07:28:26,940
You can go through ESPN and ABC.

6448
07:28:26,940 --> 07:28:27,480
Let's but not leave...

6449
07:28:27,480 --> 07:28:29,920
Might even save this one and check out now.

6450
07:28:30,000 --> 07:28:30,280
It's not...

6451
07:28:30,280 --> 07:28:31,400
It looks like I'm going to kind of...

6452
07:28:31,400 --> 07:28:31,720
You can write it on the screen.

6453
07:28:31,720 --> 07:28:32,980
Might check out now.

6454
07:28:33,060 --> 07:28:34,720
Even though I could really just...

6455
07:28:34,720 --> 07:28:38,380
Nicely fall asleep maybe to this here.

6456
07:28:38,460 --> 07:28:40,080
But I mean, that's not going to work.

6457
07:28:41,120 --> 07:28:43,140
We'll save this episode, which is a great...

6458
07:28:43,140 --> 07:28:45,000
And it's a holiday buyer's guide as well.

6459
07:28:45,080 --> 07:28:46,360
So it really fits the bill.

6460
07:28:46,500 --> 07:28:48,980
Computer buyer's guide from the year 2000.

6461
07:28:49,840 --> 07:28:51,540
I mean, correct me if I'm wrong.

6462
07:28:51,620 --> 07:28:52,760
I don't think I've seen...

6463
07:28:52,760 --> 07:28:54,680
This hasn't been one on stream before.

6464
07:28:56,500 --> 07:28:58,180
But all I will see...

6465
07:28:58,180 --> 07:28:59,900
And what I can see...

6466
07:28:59,900 --> 07:29:01,900
Is thank you very much there...

6467
07:29:01,900 --> 07:29:03,360
For joining us tonight.

6468
07:29:04,180 --> 07:29:06,720
And apologies there for the derailment.

6469
07:29:06,840 --> 07:29:07,860
The stream derailment.

6470
07:29:08,000 --> 07:29:10,360
There was some complaints about that.

6471
07:29:10,820 --> 07:29:11,100
And...

6472
07:29:12,100 --> 07:29:14,000
Look, it was a derailment.

6473
07:29:14,080 --> 07:29:15,260
It's not the usual fare.

6474
07:29:15,360 --> 07:29:17,100
But I was just trying to reciprocate...

6475
07:29:17,720 --> 07:29:20,520
The kindness of people out there.

6476
07:29:21,300 --> 07:29:23,100
Sorry if I got...

6477
07:29:23,620 --> 07:29:25,100
You know, said...

6478
07:29:25,100 --> 07:29:26,900
You know, don't watch if you don't like it.

6479
07:29:26,960 --> 07:29:28,200
And got a little bit fucking...

6480
07:29:28,200 --> 07:29:28,900
You know, narky.

6481
07:29:28,980 --> 07:29:30,100
But I mean...

6482
07:29:30,100 --> 07:29:31,100
I'm just...

6483
07:29:32,220 --> 07:29:34,100
I'm caught between...

6484
07:29:34,100 --> 07:29:35,080
A rock and a hard place.

6485
07:29:35,140 --> 07:29:35,920
In that situation.

6486
07:29:36,040 --> 07:29:37,920
And I'm focused on trying to get something done.

6487
07:29:38,600 --> 07:29:40,120
I think I'm not...

6488
07:29:40,120 --> 07:29:40,940
You know, it's not...

6489
07:29:40,940 --> 07:29:42,020
I'm not great...

6490
07:29:43,500 --> 07:29:44,020
Interpersonally.

6491
07:29:45,780 --> 07:29:47,020
Sometimes when...

6492
07:29:47,020 --> 07:29:48,700
Something might be seen by me.

6493
07:29:48,780 --> 07:29:50,020
Or interpreted...

6494
07:29:50,020 --> 07:29:50,020
As...

6495
07:29:51,240 --> 07:29:52,020
You know...

6496
07:29:52,580 --> 07:29:53,360
Being in the way.

6497
07:29:53,480 --> 07:29:54,520
Or making it...

6498
07:29:54,520 --> 07:29:56,800
Making it an even harder task.

6499
07:29:56,880 --> 07:29:58,140
So I apologise for that.

6500
07:29:58,140 --> 07:30:00,440
But I rescind the apology actually.

6501
07:30:01,300 --> 07:30:01,820
And...

6502
07:30:01,820 --> 07:30:02,960
Say no.

6503
07:30:05,060 --> 07:30:05,820
Do you know?

6504
07:30:06,900 --> 07:30:07,900
We are...

6505
07:30:07,900 --> 07:30:08,780
We are humans.

6506
07:30:09,620 --> 07:30:10,260
And...

6507
07:30:10,260 --> 07:30:11,140
Sometimes...

6508
07:30:12,140 --> 07:30:13,360
This has to happen.

6509
07:30:15,860 --> 07:30:16,740
Do you know?

6510
07:30:20,800 --> 07:30:21,680
But...

6511
07:30:21,680 --> 07:30:22,680
Also...

6512
07:30:22,680 --> 07:30:25,320
Let's just pick it up again the next day.

6513
07:30:25,360 --> 07:30:25,500
Yeah?

6514
07:30:26,200 --> 07:30:27,880
Let's just draw a line under that.

6515
07:30:28,320 --> 07:30:29,280
And call it a night.

6516
07:30:29,700 --> 07:30:30,760
And we'll pick things up.

6517
07:30:31,120 --> 07:30:31,440
Look.

6518
07:30:31,480 --> 07:30:32,180
It was a good shift.

6519
07:30:32,240 --> 07:30:33,160
We put a good shift in.

6520
07:30:33,200 --> 07:30:33,640
Well done.

6521
07:30:33,740 --> 07:30:34,600
Thanks very much.

6522
07:30:35,120 --> 07:30:35,700
You did well.

6523
07:30:35,780 --> 07:30:36,360
And proud of you.

6524
07:30:37,260 --> 07:30:38,620
Let's draw a line under that.

6525
07:30:38,700 --> 07:30:40,560
We'll fucking circle back to this the next day.

6526
07:30:40,620 --> 07:30:40,800
Yeah?

6527
07:30:41,180 --> 07:30:41,540
Regroup.

6528
07:30:41,780 --> 07:30:42,260
Look.

6529
07:30:42,500 --> 07:30:43,760
When you're working...

6530
07:30:43,760 --> 07:30:45,280
On a project like this.

6531
07:30:45,540 --> 07:30:47,240
When you're working on projects like this.

6532
07:30:48,680 --> 07:30:49,680
It's only natural...

6533
07:30:51,320 --> 07:30:52,840
That sometimes...

6534
07:30:52,840 --> 07:30:53,680
The strains begin...

6535
07:30:54,880 --> 07:30:55,420
To manifest.

6536
07:30:57,020 --> 07:30:57,680
But I'm...

6537
07:30:58,120 --> 07:30:58,560
That's...

6538
07:30:58,560 --> 07:31:00,680
That's all part and parcel of being...

6539
07:31:01,340 --> 07:31:02,820
Working towards one goal.

6540
07:31:05,460 --> 07:31:05,940
Yeah?

6541
07:31:07,340 --> 07:31:08,620
Love to hear the feedback.

6542
07:31:08,880 --> 07:31:09,480
If there's any...

6543
07:31:09,480 --> 07:31:10,580
Any feedback there.

6544
07:31:10,580 --> 07:31:18,620
Great stuff.

6545
07:31:20,360 --> 07:31:21,900
It's micro tears in the muscle.

6546
07:31:22,020 --> 07:31:22,620
It's how they grow.

6547
07:31:22,720 --> 07:31:23,660
Somebody was saying there...

6548
07:31:23,660 --> 07:31:24,800
That you need to put...

6549
07:31:24,800 --> 07:31:26,960
Deep heat on your legs afterwards.

6550
07:31:27,060 --> 07:31:28,480
But I don't have any deep heat.

6551
07:31:36,280 --> 07:31:37,300
I know you say...

6552
07:31:37,300 --> 07:31:37,860
Do what you want.

6553
07:31:37,920 --> 07:31:38,340
It's your stream.

6554
07:31:38,440 --> 07:31:39,280
But I mean...

6555
07:31:39,280 --> 07:31:40,060
You can do that.

6556
07:31:40,120 --> 07:31:45,120
But you can still have a bit of fucking grace and gravitas and, you know, not...

6557
07:31:45,120 --> 07:31:52,700
Not change the tonality of the situation, you know?

6558
07:31:56,640 --> 07:31:58,680
Project Moral Importance Bum.

6559
07:31:58,820 --> 07:31:59,620
Thank you very much.

6560
07:32:09,020 --> 07:32:10,580
But look, you did great, guys.

6561
07:32:11,460 --> 07:32:12,040
Proud of you.

6562
07:32:13,700 --> 07:32:16,020
And if anything, this experience is only...

6563
07:32:16,940 --> 07:32:19,020
It's only solidified...

6564
07:32:21,720 --> 07:32:24,280
Our vision.

6565
07:32:29,080 --> 07:32:29,520
OSW.

6566
07:32:31,460 --> 07:32:32,020
I, uh...

6567
07:32:33,020 --> 07:32:35,560
I know you probably didn't mean anything bad by it at all.

6568
07:32:36,320 --> 07:32:37,620
It was just the first thing I saw.

6569
07:32:37,780 --> 07:32:41,840
Maybe it's because you've got a big fucking tick box on your name as well.

6570
07:32:41,920 --> 07:32:43,560
It sets you apart from everyone, you know?

6571
07:32:45,960 --> 07:32:46,440
Um...

6572
07:32:46,440 --> 07:32:48,780
You're the best supporter.

6573
07:32:49,820 --> 07:32:50,780
You're always there.

6574
07:32:50,920 --> 07:32:53,660
And you love to be able to fucking boost the situation.

6575
07:32:54,020 --> 07:32:56,160
But because the thing is there...

6576
07:32:56,160 --> 07:33:01,940
When I'm about to do some kick-ups, I see the box and the tick and it's, you know...

6577
07:33:01,940 --> 07:33:04,020
Little John, thank you very much.

6578
07:33:04,240 --> 07:33:05,180
You're a worm in a million.

6579
07:33:05,260 --> 07:33:07,160
But look, all I want to say is, look...

6580
07:33:08,680 --> 07:33:09,800
You did good today, yeah?

6581
07:33:10,200 --> 07:33:11,040
You did good.

6582
07:33:11,900 --> 07:33:13,380
And we fucking worked well.

6583
07:33:13,840 --> 07:33:15,220
And we pulled it out of the bag.

6584
07:33:15,300 --> 07:33:17,400
7.30 kick-ups in the thing.

6585
07:33:17,500 --> 07:33:17,720
Look.

6586
07:33:18,840 --> 07:33:20,360
It's a night like this...

6587
07:33:20,920 --> 07:33:22,460
Where you build up the stamina.

6588
07:33:22,620 --> 07:33:23,480
You build up the pace.

6589
07:33:23,560 --> 07:33:25,160
You build up the power for the future games.

6590
07:33:25,340 --> 07:33:25,660
Like, you know...

6591
07:33:25,660 --> 07:33:26,360
And when you get to the...

6592
07:33:26,360 --> 07:33:27,360
When you get to the big games...

6593
07:33:27,900 --> 07:33:29,180
That's when you produce the goods.

6594
07:33:29,920 --> 07:33:30,660
And there's a lot of...

6595
07:33:30,660 --> 07:33:32,140
There's a lot of hard work that goes into it.

6596
07:33:32,360 --> 07:33:34,060
Behind closed doors, no one gets to see it.

6597
07:33:34,080 --> 07:33:35,020
And you got to see it tonight.

6598
07:33:35,140 --> 07:33:35,880
It was all on show.

6599
07:33:35,960 --> 07:33:37,760
We left it all out there on the field as well.

6600
07:33:39,480 --> 07:33:41,500
And we go again the next day.

6601
07:33:44,820 --> 07:33:45,500
Do you know what I mean?

6602
07:33:46,740 --> 07:33:47,540
It's these nights.

6603
07:33:47,620 --> 07:33:48,600
It's the Tuesday nights.

6604
07:33:48,780 --> 07:33:49,820
No one sees what happens.

6605
07:33:49,900 --> 07:33:50,900
It goes on to 3am.

6606
07:33:51,280 --> 07:33:52,940
It's those Wednesday nights in December.

6607
07:33:54,460 --> 07:33:56,020
And when you're out there, you're kicking ball.

6608
07:33:56,460 --> 07:33:57,880
And you're thinking, what's going on?

6609
07:33:57,900 --> 07:33:58,820
What the fuck am I doing?

6610
07:33:59,300 --> 07:34:00,300
It's nearly 3 in the morning.

6611
07:34:00,380 --> 07:34:01,440
I'm kicking a ball in a room.

6612
07:34:02,500 --> 07:34:03,480
But you're putting the hours.

6613
07:34:03,580 --> 07:34:05,020
And you're putting the work in.

6614
07:34:05,120 --> 07:34:05,780
The dedication.

6615
07:34:06,040 --> 07:34:06,720
And then when...

6616
07:34:06,720 --> 07:34:08,040
Hopefully, just for this...

6617
07:34:08,040 --> 07:34:08,980
For this sight.

6618
07:34:09,100 --> 07:34:11,000
For the sniff of a fucking...

6619
07:34:11,000 --> 07:34:11,600
A thousand.

6620
07:34:12,420 --> 07:34:13,480
At the end of the week.

6621
07:34:13,620 --> 07:34:13,940
Maybe.

6622
07:34:14,180 --> 07:34:14,540
Possibly.

6623
07:34:14,880 --> 07:34:15,660
Definitely not tomorrow.

6624
07:34:15,780 --> 07:34:16,340
The day after.

6625
07:34:16,880 --> 07:34:17,740
And look, we're a team.

6626
07:34:17,800 --> 07:34:18,520
That's the main thing.

6627
07:34:18,940 --> 07:34:19,640
We work together.

6628
07:34:20,320 --> 07:34:21,100
It's only natural.

6629
07:34:21,220 --> 07:34:22,200
Temperance will flare, yeah?

6630
07:34:24,480 --> 07:34:25,160
Temperance will flare.

6631
07:34:25,280 --> 07:34:26,320
Might be a few lash outs.

6632
07:34:26,380 --> 07:34:27,660
But at the end of the day, we come together.

6633
07:34:27,720 --> 07:34:28,340
And we fucking...

6634
07:34:28,340 --> 07:34:29,460
We stay together as well.

6635
07:34:34,940 --> 07:34:36,160
You're a gentile.

6636
07:34:36,160 --> 07:34:36,500
I'm embarrassed.

6637
07:34:36,580 --> 07:34:37,240
I'm embarrassed.

6638
07:34:37,560 --> 07:34:38,240
I'm embarrassed.

6639
07:34:38,980 --> 07:34:41,820
I'm embarrassed that I didn't fucking nail it there.

6640
07:34:43,200 --> 07:34:46,000
I don't know why I start talking like this.

6641
07:34:46,140 --> 07:34:48,200
It feels like I'm in the tunnels at the end of a match.

6642
07:34:48,240 --> 07:34:49,660
And I'm being interviewed for the TV.

6643
07:34:50,660 --> 07:34:51,500
Freddy Krueger.

6644
07:34:51,580 --> 07:34:52,380
Thank you very much.

6645
07:34:55,380 --> 07:34:56,060
But look.

6646
07:34:57,060 --> 07:34:57,880
You did well.

6647
07:34:58,400 --> 07:34:59,700
And we're gonna go again.

6648
07:35:00,140 --> 07:35:00,840
Another day.

6649
07:35:01,180 --> 07:35:02,160
You live to fight another day.

6650
07:35:02,200 --> 07:35:03,100
Another day, another dollar.

6651
07:35:03,180 --> 07:35:03,920
That's that, you know?

6652
07:35:08,720 --> 07:35:10,400
I wanna say...

6653
07:35:10,400 --> 07:35:11,320
To each and every one of you.

6654
07:35:11,440 --> 07:35:12,400
You're a class act.

6655
07:35:12,860 --> 07:35:14,720
And you'll fucking leave me standing.

6656
07:35:15,920 --> 07:35:17,240
You'll leave me standing.

6657
07:35:19,540 --> 07:35:19,820
You...

6658
07:35:19,820 --> 07:35:20,220
You...

6659
07:35:20,220 --> 07:35:21,120
Do you know what we got today?

6660
07:35:21,200 --> 07:35:22,740
A decent fucking performance.

6661
07:35:24,120 --> 07:35:24,940
And we didn't...

6662
07:35:24,940 --> 07:35:26,220
We didn't go for the full win.

6663
07:35:26,900 --> 07:35:27,740
But we came around...

6664
07:35:27,740 --> 07:35:29,100
We came away with a solid...

6665
07:35:29,100 --> 07:35:30,460
A solid draw.

6666
07:35:30,920 --> 07:35:31,660
And that's...

6667
07:35:31,660 --> 07:35:32,660
That's great on the road.

6668
07:35:33,940 --> 07:35:34,440
Do you know?

6669
07:35:34,440 --> 07:35:40,540
And this is what...

6670
07:35:40,540 --> 07:35:41,620
This is what builds the spirit.

6671
07:35:41,720 --> 07:35:42,800
This is what builds the...

6672
07:35:42,800 --> 07:35:43,300
The morale.

6673
07:35:43,760 --> 07:35:44,980
This is what builds the unity.

6674
07:35:45,880 --> 07:35:46,960
The togetherness.

6675
07:35:48,520 --> 07:35:49,300
The team.

6676
07:35:49,760 --> 07:35:50,520
The spirit.

6677
07:35:50,740 --> 07:35:51,140
The hunger.

6678
07:35:51,280 --> 07:35:51,720
The desire.

6679
07:35:51,840 --> 07:35:53,280
The drive to go on to the next one.

6680
07:35:53,760 --> 07:35:54,860
The drive for five.

6681
07:35:55,200 --> 07:35:55,480
Okay?

6682
07:35:57,600 --> 07:35:58,400
7.36.

6683
07:35:58,620 --> 07:35:59,820
No one said we could do it yesterday.

6684
07:35:59,940 --> 07:36:00,380
We didn't.

6685
07:36:00,820 --> 07:36:01,540
Couldn't manage it.

6686
07:36:01,540 --> 07:36:06,120
5.30 max yesterday.

6687
07:36:06,420 --> 07:36:06,840
6...

6688
07:36:06,840 --> 07:36:06,980
What?

6689
07:36:07,020 --> 07:36:07,560
7.30.

6690
07:36:07,640 --> 07:36:08,900
7.30 give or take today.

6691
07:36:09,420 --> 07:36:10,320
What's the next one going to be?

6692
07:36:10,360 --> 07:36:10,780
To the moon.

6693
07:36:11,380 --> 07:36:11,820
Thousand.

6694
07:36:13,880 --> 07:36:14,640
Thousand or bust.

6695
07:36:18,700 --> 07:36:19,960
We're all the gaffers, yeah?

6696
07:36:20,320 --> 07:36:21,220
We're all the gaffers.

6697
07:36:21,220 --> 07:36:35,260
7.30 is a dangerous lead, you know?

6698
07:36:35,740 --> 07:36:36,600
700 and...

6699
07:36:36,600 --> 07:36:37,360
700 is...

6700
07:36:37,360 --> 07:36:39,380
It's a dangerous lead in this game.

6701
07:36:39,780 --> 07:36:40,820
And that's what happened.

6702
07:36:41,140 --> 07:36:42,300
And we fucking dropped the ball.

6703
07:36:42,520 --> 07:36:42,900
But we'll...

6704
07:36:42,900 --> 07:36:43,720
We'll pick it up again.

6705
07:36:44,000 --> 07:36:44,680
And we'll pick it up.

6706
07:36:44,700 --> 07:36:45,460
And we'll pick it up well.

6707
07:36:45,780 --> 07:36:46,240
And it's...

6708
07:36:46,240 --> 07:36:46,460
It's...

6709
07:36:46,460 --> 07:36:46,900
You take...

6710
07:36:46,900 --> 07:36:47,840
You take the experience.

6711
07:36:47,960 --> 07:36:48,620
You take the...

6712
07:36:48,620 --> 07:36:50,000
You take this defeat on the...

6713
07:36:50,000 --> 07:36:50,440
On the chin.

6714
07:36:50,440 --> 07:36:52,440
And you bring...

6715
07:36:52,440 --> 07:36:53,260
You carry that.

6716
07:36:55,580 --> 07:36:56,780
And you build on it, you know?

6717
07:37:00,020 --> 07:37:01,660
Don't ever stop not starting.

6718
07:37:01,980 --> 07:37:04,380
That's what we say to each other every day when we wake up.

6719
07:37:08,800 --> 07:37:10,680
We'll see who's on top at the end of the season.

6720
07:37:12,960 --> 07:37:14,300
And it's gonna be a 9th...

6721
07:37:14,300 --> 07:37:16,560
We're 9-4 odds on to get the fucking grand.

6722
07:37:17,280 --> 07:37:18,100
In the next one.

6723
07:37:18,840 --> 07:37:20,460
And then what about the next one after that?

6724
07:37:20,500 --> 07:37:21,420
And the next one after that?

6725
07:37:25,680 --> 07:37:26,600
Build back better.

6726
07:37:28,100 --> 07:37:29,040
That's what I'm about.

6727
07:37:29,520 --> 07:37:30,440
That's what you're about.

6728
07:37:30,680 --> 07:37:31,620
That's what we're all about.

6729
07:37:34,100 --> 07:37:34,780
Great fight.

6730
07:37:35,180 --> 07:37:35,740
Great spirit.

6731
07:37:36,120 --> 07:37:37,220
And we ground out the result.

6732
07:37:37,500 --> 07:37:39,060
And we got the fucking result on the road.

6733
07:37:39,360 --> 07:37:40,620
And then we'll bring it home next week.

6734
07:37:47,100 --> 07:37:48,060
A new energy.

6735
07:37:54,440 --> 07:37:55,700
Now it's time for bed, you know?

6736
07:37:58,080 --> 07:37:58,360
Shower.

6737
07:37:59,780 --> 07:38:00,740
And then hit the sack.

6738
07:38:01,620 --> 07:38:02,300
And then dream.

6739
07:38:02,660 --> 07:38:03,600
Dream of the next day.

6740
07:38:04,120 --> 07:38:04,740
Dream of the win.

6741
07:38:06,420 --> 07:38:07,380
Of what could be.

6742
07:38:07,580 --> 07:38:08,300
And what will be.

6743
07:38:13,020 --> 07:38:14,400
The only way is Essex, yeah?

6744
07:38:18,140 --> 07:38:18,920
Dare to dream.

6745
07:38:19,920 --> 07:38:20,800
Dream of the title.

6746
07:38:20,800 --> 07:38:40,440
Good stuff, lads.

6747
07:38:41,100 --> 07:38:41,740
Well done, look.

6748
07:38:42,200 --> 07:38:42,840
Call it a night.

6749
07:38:42,940 --> 07:38:43,440
We'll see you later.

6750
07:38:43,520 --> 07:38:43,760
Go on.

6751
07:38:45,920 --> 07:38:46,400
Go on.

6752
07:38:46,880 --> 07:38:47,440
We'll talk to you.

6753
07:38:48,140 --> 07:38:48,720
You did well.

6754
07:38:48,880 --> 07:38:50,260
You can be proud of yourselves.

6755
07:38:50,260 --> 07:38:52,860
You can be proud of yourselves tonight.

6756
07:38:53,760 --> 07:38:54,160
Go and get.

6757
07:38:54,960 --> 07:38:55,700
Get some rest.

6758
07:38:55,760 --> 07:38:56,340
Get some bubbles.

6759
07:38:56,740 --> 07:38:57,000
Yeah?

6760
07:38:58,240 --> 07:38:59,060
We'll see you later.

6761
07:39:00,060 --> 07:39:00,660
Well done.

6762
07:39:02,040 --> 07:39:02,760
Fucking proudie.

6763
07:39:03,660 --> 07:39:04,100
Proudie.

6764
07:39:06,280 --> 07:39:06,680
Yeah?

6765
07:39:09,420 --> 07:39:10,220
We'll talk to you.

6766
07:39:10,600 --> 07:39:10,940
Go on.

6767
07:39:16,060 --> 07:39:16,660
Bubble Wang.

6768
07:39:16,960 --> 07:39:17,340
We'll see you.

6769
07:39:17,340 --> 07:39:24,240
Go on.

6770
07:39:24,240 --> 07:39:24,240
Go on.

6771
07:39:24,240 --> 07:39:36,320
That performance there was absolutely despicable.

6772
07:39:37,020 --> 07:39:39,580
Get your ass back to the lobby and go again.

6773
07:39:39,780 --> 07:39:40,960
Yell things up for grabs.

6774
07:39:41,220 --> 07:39:43,560
I didn't know what you think you're doing in the war zone.

6775
07:39:44,000 --> 07:39:46,560
But that performance there belongs in the fucking skip.

6776
07:39:47,100 --> 07:39:48,440
Regroup and go again.

6777
07:39:48,660 --> 07:39:49,740
Yell things up for grabs.

6778
07:39:49,740 --> 07:39:52,500
That has to be one of the worst displays I've ever seen.

6779
07:39:52,960 --> 07:39:54,320
Slopey defending right.

6780
07:39:54,840 --> 07:39:55,820
I didn't like it.

6781
07:39:55,980 --> 07:39:57,540
And I didn't want to see it again.

6782
07:39:57,680 --> 07:39:58,840
Yell things up for grabs.

6783
07:39:59,380 --> 07:40:00,620
I'm going to be honest with you.

6784
07:40:00,660 --> 07:40:02,060
That was an absolute sickener.

6785
07:40:02,420 --> 07:40:05,540
You're going to need power and pace to succeed in the next game.

6786
07:40:05,860 --> 07:40:06,440
Get ready.

6787
07:40:06,580 --> 07:40:07,760
Yell things up for grabs.
